Why toilet paper though ?

they took "shit hits the fan" too literally.

bidet master race reporting

JUST WASH IT OFF IN THE SHOWER

Because they aren't going to be making any toilet paper for a good 4 months of the year and there will not be enough for everyone

Fpbp

Lemmings. People walk into a store and see one person stock up so they stock up.

>Why toilet paper though ?

exactly, it's viral pneumonia not the fucking stomach flu.

You still have to use toilet roll.

Have you Americans stockpiled your Comfort Wipes? How else are you going to reach your fat asses

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Quarentine = more time in house instead of work = more shitting at home.

these faggots ruined the toilet paper market for no reason.
i never would have thought to buy toilet paper in a crisis but certain personality types that's all they care about.

its for the soi tears when chad-hell breaks

Because when toilet paper runs out we don't want to sacrifice our feet washing bidets to wash our bums.

In all honesty, in their ignorance or stupidity, people think that they will get a runny nose form the virus, it's actually not one of the symptoms.
That and, well, you know. Americans eat like pigs, so they shit a lot

This

>europleb's law

how to shower with NO ELECTRICITY??

Pretty much this. You can pick any household item right now and have the MSM claim that it's going to run out and people will fight each other and load up as much as they can

Its just something that most people don't want to be without, sure its not on par with food or water but its one less thing to worry about. It makes it a lot easier to have toilet paper in a crises than to be without it. So basically just peace of mind that at least you can take a shit without having to jump through hoops to clean up.

I’m currently on the toilet shitting my brains out
I didn’t panic buy toilet paper but do you really need to ask?

used to be able to get 50 rolls on amazon for $35 now its $80.

this

now that would be really shitty

Normie women stock 80% toilet paper and retards here stock 80% sauces and shit with no fucking food to use it on.

Most of humanity is too dumb to stock food so that's good for those of us who understand the necessity of eating.

if there was a real disaster the water pipes would not work anymore.

i'm wondering what i'm going to eat when mcdonald's closes. i want to use all my toilet paper.

I can get 50 rolls for €15 in the store

Instead of food or water people believe it is harder to live without toilet paper. They think they can still get food and water normaly if shit goes down since it is a human necessity. Toilet paper is an convenience so it is bought more by retards. Also everyone else is doing it so why not me mentality with lemmings.

From talking too much shit and being alarmist bunkercuck larp homos with dialated assholes

and supplements like iodine.

if you rub your penis with toilet paper it will cure you from the virus

Exactly. If there isn't any food why do we need tp?

Offerings for Cornholio's blessings

So they don’t get out the house when corona hits harder

Black people eat it

BC Shit is hitting the fan... What better way to clean shit?

Women.
In the post apocalyptic world you will be able to trade tp for children because women won't live without it.

most people buy toilet paper because it's a good that is pretty fast used up (high usage) and requires you to restock at the shop. By hoarding toilet paper you can "stay away from the shops" for longer periods.

Who is this John Bidet I am reading so much about lately??

Lads is this mass TP hoarding a CIA psyop or just herd mentality?

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>most people buy toilet paper because it's a good that is pretty fast used up (high usage) and requires you to restock at the shop. By hoarding toilet paper you can "stay away from the shops" for longer periods.
How much fucking toilet paper do you use? One of those 36 roll packets lasts me 2 years.

Because it enrages you nothing burger retards who are eating your own shit like a homeless guy

Probably because boneheads think it's like the flu. More like pneumonia.

Well everything societal law states was created by the CIA so it is a matter of both

Most already have a stockpile of food,water, masks, and sanitizer so toilet paper is next and everyone hyping up about how it's going to somehow vanish once the virus hits their area started panic buying

>Why toilet paper though ?

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enjoy fighting over toilet paper, peasants, while the rest of us shoot water up our butts like civilized folk.

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The fact this board is full of retard 'men' autismo's explains how stupid these threads are. Women use toilet paper every time they go to the bathroom, who the fuck you think is buying it.

>tfw have chron's disease
>tfw go through a shit ton of toilet paper a month
>tfw did not stock up this past month
fuck i can not afford this fuck all these people fuck fuck fuck

Went to the supermarket today and all the shelfs are full.
And even if all your costs of living double why would you care anyway? Are you really so poor that you can´t afford to pay 1,6$ for a roll?

its happening tonight

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>One of those 36 roll packets lasts me 2 years.
same. bought one 2 years ago in july... oooh sheeeit.

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explain, please.

Idk i plan to just use the sink tap as a bodet.

>implying I don't already use them

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When shit goes armageddon, you can wrap yourself in it and slowly go to the cemetery.

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Women make giant gloves out of TP to wipe one drop of piss every time they go to the bathroom.

You can wipe your ass, eat it, clean stuff up, try o use it as a bandage, coom in it, and more.

It's a very versatile food.

Dudes need something to shoot into when they're stuck at home during quarantine jacking it 247.

Bidet.

Why not use tissues or napkins if you run out though? I still don’t get the hoarding. Usually, it’s fat people doing it though so maybe that has something to do with it.

they think someone will keep the electricity and water flowing in SHTF

obviously this!

its first thing to run out
compare the amount of food stores have, toilet paper only last for couple of months max, while stores have foods for years

>Women use toilet paper every time they go to the bathroom
And they buy huge amounts of clothes, shoes, makeup, etc. Funny how Greta doesn't scold women for their obnoxious ecological footprint.

i chuckled

Not if you're quarantined. You can let your taint air dry, naked and secure in the knowledge you stockpiled food, water, soap and medicine instead of shitroll and hand sanitizer.

Use your left hand and wash it in sand.

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Only niggers shit at work

i refuse to pay this much for toilet paper now.
im gonna have to go to the store tomorrow and see what they have in the store.

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enjoy your coof

I invested in a boudi last January

Who wants to go out and buy more while people are caughing all over everything 1 month from now? Rice and beans are part of my usual diet so I already have all I need of those.

underrated xDDD

my grandma just posted this funny meme

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A case of TP (24 rolls) probably lasts me an entire year. Do these retards really think there will be some kind of long-term shortage, or do they just not know how to fold?

What are you going to shit out if youre starving?
checked

Shit for brains

People shit

This

>A case of TP (24 rolls) probably lasts me an entire year.
Gross bet your fingers smell like shit

Just take a quadruple dose of humira.

>DOESNT WASH HIS HANDS AFTER HE SHITS. HE THINKS THEY'RE CLEAN
lmao

Coofing till you die is bad enough, but having a shitty ass at the same time is even worse.

Noice