CORONAVIRUS CANCELLED

By the Grace of God it’s over!

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general tso chicken is still off the table but at least now i can order pizza

Link you newfag

NOOOOOOO BUT I WANTED A GLOBAL CRISIS AND ECONOMIC SHUTDOWN!!!11 NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK AS USUAL

>Gets re-infected from your own self.
Heh, nothing personal kiddo.

>breibart
sage

I knew this was a nothingburger. Happeningfags in suicide watch.

>cured

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I noticed that too

How?
Because it’s not MSNBC?
Punch yourselves in the mouth.

Why don't you trust brietbart? They've been dead on about so many things and have the balls to investigate properly

Gee you noticed the only bright orange logo on a white picture with "BREITBART" written next to it? Nothing gets passed you.

>coronavirus
>cure

>SARS
>cured

Should we tell him?

Recovered, not cured.

>NOW THE NEWS IS FAKE
Kek

I'm not a happeningfag, but it's clearly not a nothingburger. It's perhaps a slider... or as I've recently taken to calling them, a somethingburger.

Not the ELE. But North Italy sounds absolutely fucked. School and events cancelled all over the world.

1000 cured, 600 dead.
Number of new infections rising every day.

>IT'S NOTHING

Can I get those influenza numbers? Just to compare

>somethingburger
chuckled

Poping it old school

>1000 cured
>12000 infected

>Cured
>Breitbart

I swear i'm seeing more retardation about the virus on the right wing side than the left.

KEK are you serious? They were literally calling Trump Nero 2 fucking days ago

all of their sperm are canceled

NO FUCK OFF MY COLLEGE JUST CANCELED CLASSES AND EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE ONLINE NOW DONT FUCKING TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME RRRREEEEEE

>virus
>cured
user, you need to at least get your G.E.D.

so savage

Everyone in this thread is making claims that it is uncurable and curable and that it kills your sperm but nobody explains why or gives a source.
What I'm worried the most about is this shit killing my testosterone since people keep mentioning shit about fertility but nobody gives evidence.

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>Three hundred dead one thousand cured.
You call that a win?

Doesn't it have a reinfection risk?

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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You are an absolute faggot

there were like over a hundred /cvg/ threads that described how and why

Italy has an insanely high death rate
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

If I remember correct, the main reason why they say it affects male fertility is because the virus uses ACE2 receptors to enter host cells. ACE2 receptors are found not only in lungs but in testicles as well

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Re-Read Op pic related
>fucking idiots

Based

ITS OVER, NO REFUNDS FOR TOILET PAPER!

Does it affect hormones? I'm Yas Forums so I'm scared of being turned into a s0yb0y or having a harder time getting fitter.

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Thousands. More threads than deaths. Please kill yourself after this

I'm not sure about that. Just keep doing your facepulls.

ON IT BRO

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I would make your face bleed to death with no effort at all

Yes and the average age of the fatalities in Italy is 81 and 80% of those diagnosed are over 50. Meaning that in people younger than 50 it is usually not serious enough to get tested or even to ask for medical help.

Where did this come from?
Insecure in your masculinity?

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Don't get me wrong. It's still horrible that people are dying and people over the age of 50 are not less worthy of saving in any way. But that just puts this "death rate" into perspective. It's a gross overestimate.

okay,

Influenza mortality rate = 0.5%
Coronavirus mortality rate = >3%

COVID 19 is way deadly, just a fact. Chinese are weird but not retarded. Do you really think China is shutting down cities bigger than NYC for "just a flu". Of course not, the chinese see first hand how insidious this virus really is which is why they responded so aggressively.

CONFIRMED IT'S JUST A FLU

Yeah and they're all in the ground

No they haven't, they're a kike site.

reminder reinfection is possible and hits harder

And 850 died . 40% is nothingburger faggot?

Huh that's funny user, I didn't see a death toll number there

China 90,000 infected 3,000 dead.

The death toll is irrelevant, the rate of spread and fatality rate is what matters.

By your logic, in war, we should not care about bombs and nuclear weapons, because even though they are highly lethal they are not used as much as guns.

Luckily you can't get sick twice right

>800 deaths
>1000 cured
hmmm

>The death toll is irrelevant
Tell that to the families of those dead from the regular fucking flu because no one gave a fuck about them

>It is just the flu.
Hope you catch it first cunt.

I sincerely hope this is true. Nothing against boomers, or my parents, but my life comes first.

Also, the COVID 19 is new, where as the flu many people have "partial immunity" from being previously exposed.

Partial immunity is a thing and most people have it against the flu by age 10.

People have zero immunity against this virus which is another reason why its more problematic.

And the flu deaths are typically in people in there 80s AND it's usually "flu complications" i.e. bacterial pneumonia.

The media may be hyping up this virus, but you would have to be silly to think "its just a flu". That part is clearly at odds with reality. This is much more problematic than the seasonal flu.