/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1911 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>wash your fuckin hands

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How fat is she?

GOD DAMN IT GUYS
I HAVE THE COOF
I WANT TO KNOW HOW BAD THE COOF HAS TO BE BEFORE IT'S A REAL CORONA COOF

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That video was debunked. He never had it.

CHART OF TOTAL CASES IN EACH STATE, MOST UP TO DATE!

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Oh no! We thought the flu outbreak was going down, but for some reason, it seems that more and more people are having flu-like symptoms. Thanks God, it's not Corona-Chan.
sudinfo.be/id172721/article/2020-03-11/le-nombre-de-cas-de-grippe-est-reparti-la-hausse
>Le pic a eu lieu dans la semaine du 27 janvier au 2 février, avec 550 consultations par 100.000 habitants présentant des symptômes de grippe. Un déclin du nombre de cas a été constaté pendant les semaines suivantes mais a, entre-temps, pris fin.
Peak was meant to be reached between january 27th and february 2nd.
>Le Centre national de référence (CNR) de virus influenza de Sciensano a reçu, la semaine dernière, 42 échantillons provenant du réseau d’une centaine de médecins généralistes de toute la Belgique. Le virus de la grippe a été confirmé pour 40% d’entre eux. Il s’agit principalement du virus de la grippe A (H1N1).
>40% of analyzed samples revealed it was the flu (most of which are flu A H1N1)

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>more threads than Italians collapsed on the streets

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yes, but don't be a normie who ONLY buys 500 rolls of toilet paper and 50 cans of coke

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>trusting a woman with a life or death situation

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Prove it.

>one of the two confirmed cases here is a old bitch who was caretaker of a Swiss man who died of Corona
>she allegedly knew she had the virus and came here to "die in her home soil"
>her family didn't knew this and threw a comeback party and did some tourism in the biggest city in the country (where I live) with her
>her granddaughter and other two of her friends started showing signs of corona in the lasts couple of hours
why is people like this?
hope she has a slow painful death desu lads

Americans have you made your peace with satan?

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Congrats, your 200$ will last you 3 weeks. If she wasn't brain dead you would have 3 months worth of non perishable goods.

>Been asthmatic my whole childhood.
>Over ten years without an attack.
>Had flu like symptoms last weekend: dry cough, nasal congestion, fatigue, joint pain, headache, fever of 37.5°
>Took Tylenol and Loratadine to keep the symptoms at its minimum
>Started feeling well a couple days ago, dry cough and nasal congestion still continue.
>Felt short breath today, can't hold my breath more than 20 seconds.

I've read that Corona patients get better before pneumonia hits

A-am I dead bros??

>they'll close down all retail stores, restaurants and shit starting tomorrow
>still haven't got my salary
>checked our supplies and it'll only last us two weeks or so
>mfw didn't prep enough
My retarded mom is too stubborn and optimistic that this will be over in a week or two and doesn't see any reason to resupply as she believes it's a waste of money.

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Not fat. Fuck though. I guess I'm stocked on comfort food.

1/4

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Does anyone have that pic of the asian man blocking the entrace to a town with a nigata?

Ok bros, I am getting ready to buy a mask and a suit. How is this for a setup?
amazon.com/gp/product/B009KULKXW/ref=ask_ql_qh_dp_hza

and

amazon.com/DuPont-Industrial-Scientific-1414-Large/dp/B07RSD1TBW/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=biohazard suit&qid=1583961789&sr=8-3

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT A COMMON FLU THAT IS ONLY MILDLY DANGEROUS TO PEOPLE 80+ NOOOOO I CAN'T GET THE SNIFFLES

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POST EM

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COPE
O
P
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2/4

anybody got sauce for the pic in the shrine?

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THREE DISNEYLAND PARIS WORKERS TEST POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS

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>Felt short breath today, can't hold my breath more than 20 seconds.
GO TO AN HOSPITAL NOW

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Anyone have photos of the national guard in new Rochelle? Are they there yet?

I JUST BOUGHT CAD 200 WORTH OF BULK RICE, BULK LENTILS, CRACKERS, AND SPAM, AM I GOING TO MAKE IT BROS?

>work from home for everybody starts tomorrow at my company
fucking based but its probably too late

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Post some fuckin tiddies right now and SAVE LIVES. fappin BOOSTS immune systems.

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STAHP!
How will I get my asian waifu now if all travel will be banned?

>mfw my spring break extended and my university moving online

yep.. it's comfy time

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meme disease

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About to head out for a midnight stroll and check the mail in a little bit.
Has there been any evidence of animals being carriers of the virus? Debating whether to bring the dog along or not.

Why the hell did you trust her, were you not aware of her abysmal eating habits? The only reason why shes not fat is due to metabolism.

MY MASK HASN'T ARRIVED YET NOOOO DON'T START THE PANDEMIC YET

The Great Boomer Purge of 2020 will be the day we will remember fondly for years to come.

Ok, now spend $200 on meat and eggs.
You need a variety.
Don’t forget plenty of lube.

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He claimed it was literally a cold first going off, then changed his tune later on when the media demanded more sensationalist angles. So fuck knows whether he did or not.

UK will be annihilated.

They won't test you unless you have confirmed contact with a confirmed case.

They won't confirm a case unless they test them.

As you can see by the time a case is confirmed (if ever) it will have been spread to hundreds of others, if not thousands.

I'm willing to put money on hundreds of thousands of people having Corona right now in the UK.

There will be a lot of death.

Government thus far has been literally;

>Wash hands, nothing is closed, carry on.

The poor handling of this will damage or collapse the government at best or at worse all of the state apparatus will be hung from lampposts.

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I would like to have sex.

Why don't people just start calling Shillchell a SJW? Sure that'll rustle his jimmies more than any attempts to wake him up about the virus.

funny thing is she's dead now

>implying Bill knows how anything works
I can't wait till he is coofing to death and the hospital refuses to treat him because they are in triage mode.

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F my uncle and aunt just got it and i visted them a week ago so I'm fucked

what the fuck
this is grounds for beatings fucking hell

ITS HAPPENING!!!
>ITS HAPPENING!!!

CORONA CONFIRMED EBOLA
>CORONA CONFIRMED EBOLA

CORONA VIRUS WAS EBOLA ALL ALONG

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TRUMP IS COMPROMISED

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Can you add columns for political party of the governor and party distribution of state houses?

Wash your hands, and take your meds.

F

fuck I miss that kind of perfect boobs from a lovely Vietnamese girl. Best sex in my entire life

it's all fun and games till you're coofin

Sure, but you don't need any more days worth of toilet paper than you need days worth of food. No idea why so many people are stockpiling years' worth of toilet paper.

My uni did the same thing except it's already too late.

>WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
only person WHO matters *me* did that weeks ago.

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Rolling.

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yes p100 filters are good, every second you waste not buying these, is another second you come close to them being out of stock, you're very late.

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How fucked Poland is? I have an urge to just bail out of my job and try to wait it out at home.

transcription of whatsapp audio of two doctors talking about their experiences in Italy (2 days old)
>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

a Channel4 interview with the ICU coordinator for Lombardy
>youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE

Joe Rogan Experience podcast with infectious disease expert Michael Osterholm
>youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

Sam Harris podcast with Nicholas Christakis, Yale professor and researcher of social networks, biosocial science, behavior genetics, and public health
>samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/
Sam Harris podcast with infectious disease specialist Amesh Adalja
>samharris.org/podcasts/191-early-thoughts-pandemic/

Nice stats and graphs on hidden cases
>medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

well i'm off to bed, gotta get those 8 hrs of sleep for my immune system

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>Romania is making it's own CBRN unit
Romania is making it's own CBRN unit
>Romania is making it's own CBRN unit
Romania is making it's own CBRN unit

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We’re soon at Spanish Flu edition- 1918

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Slovenia "closing" borders with Italy

KEK

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>Vice President Mike Pence, who Trump tapped to lead the administration’s coronavirus response, doesn’t want Trump to act until Congress passes a stimulus package
>one of the people familiar with the talks said the task force will not give Trump its final verdict until Jared Kushner, the president’s senior adviser and son-in-law, finishes his research and comes to a conclusion himself.
twitter.com/RosieGray/status/1237849023790239752

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>There will be a lot of death.
There won’t.

Mission accomplished, boys. Pandemic is over.

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On the bright side, there's a high chance that HIV wil be eradicated.

Bill "buy the dip" Mitchell

wat

Outstanding digits

If Trump were to die of Corona Yas Forums would fucking implode like you would never see it again in a hundred years.

You mean a guandao? lol

Roll

lick the pole, Yas Forums

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SA fag here. Utsa extends spring break and moves classes online. Word is that a student tested positive dispite not traveling.

m.mysanantonio.com/news/education/article/Alamo-Colleges-and-UTSA-extend-spring-break-move-15123868.php

Impassable. Hey, al least they got their wall.

He’s right though. Happening canceled

twitter.com/Rntk____/status/1237837150952886272

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legit?

romania already has at least 2 . Intreaba-ma cum de stiu

The new Dark Souls looks pretty different

If it wasn’t fucked I wouldn’t be freezing in this frozen shithole. Poland is fucked long ago my friend

based huehue

>Those saying Italy is the "model" for where we are all going don't understand how this virus works.
Red marble man, expert on statistics and viruses, has spoken.

I gave my gf the same command, yet I told her exactly what to purchase. Why use a credit card? You're paying interest on junk food? Wtf man. Grow some testicles.

Chanel 4 has been shilling since day 1.

>copeland

FEMA Camps inbound?

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nice i was waiting to see the eu version of chinese roadblocks schengen is fucking dead

>"But the risk to americans"
>COOF
>"remains low at this"
>COOF COOF

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Wtf is this retard doing?

sweet, have a (you)

Does corona chan really kill fat people?
Will all the fat retard feminists who are healthy at every size die?

desu anne natalie and gianna are pretty. alison too

How can this be an explanation?
Not like theres THAT many more old people in italy for this, to you know, actually be an explanation
Just braindead

tfw no jail waifu

ok

Gotta make sure jews are able to profit off this crisis before we can do anything about it!
Trumpcucks will defend this.

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>ital/pol/
based

>Slavery

I can't stop eating my prep!

Why would you ever trust a woman with this task?

GET IN THE VAN, CITIZEN

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Those are some nice numbers but depending on the fucking kike to do his research, we are all doomed.
He will probably suggest we send money to Israel to help them fight Corona-chan

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Quints confirm Trump takes his orders from Kushner!

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>Corona-chan Archive
>MEGA archive: mega.nz/#F!zO4WGKCB!LtgCyS6blDgLm5xLhJZOYg

Send me new coronas to add to the archive.
If you want something, find it in the archive.

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>implicând că asta e normal

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Retard question here, but can you catch "a bit" or "a lot" of a virus? Is there any difference between catching a few droplets versus a full mouthful? I don't know how viruses work.

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GEORGIA’S FIRST CORONAVIRUS PATIENT HAS BEEN TAKEN TO STATE PARK FOR ISOLATION

breaking911.com/georgias-first-coronavirus-patient-has-been-taken-to-state-park-for-isolation/

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checked
it suprises me just how much time USA and other western nations waste in tackling this shit, literally every fucking day you start earlier can save thousands of lives.

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Put the something burger
I'm the bag

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???????????
you realize americans are the unhealthiest people in the world right?
anyone over 45 that i see looks like they can barely fucking function

Why is the security guard facing the wrong way.

wew what does this remind me of?
also:
>italpol

> Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
Why the fuck is this article even on here? He was negative and just had fucking pneumonia.

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Roll

>Ask and ye shall receive user.

www.nothingburger.today

It is in the images folder.

>International 45,029
what are the chances someone who's posted in this general has already been infected?

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I may have Corona-Chan.

I can feel the "flu" and have spent the whole week with a friend who just returned from Murrica, he's coofing like crazy, probably a super-giga-mega spreader.

I'm coofing and can't get in touch with any medical personell

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TYB

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no difference

my university is just now transitioning to online-only classes
is shit getting real?

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There will be a lot of death due to ICUs being full of coronavirus patients and unable to treat people with other conditions.

>Kushner
hahahaha ZOG is in total control

twitter.com/chrissyfarr/status/1237852864002715648

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Congratulations Corona Chan on becoming an official pandemic!
She grew up so fast

soundcloud.com/magnificent_merchlorr/coronachan
soundcloud.com/magnificent_merchlorr/coronachan

CORONA CHAN IS NOT GOING TO STOP. She is coming.

GIVE INTO YOUR MISTRESS.

STOP PANICKING AND BEGIN STROKING TO HER.

soundcloud.com/magnificent_merchlorr/coronachan
soundcloud.com/magnificent_merchlorr/coronachan
soundcloud.com/magnificent_merchlorr/coronachan

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>A cabinet minister is self-isolating while they await test results, a government source has confirmed, thought they would not confirm the identity of the minister.

ANOTHER MP

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Wasted digits

they should clone her first

Italy and Iran both have the new aggressive strain. Wouldn't be hard for that to spread.

Remember guys be coomer

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>NOOOOOO YOU NEED TO PANIC AND RUIN THE ECONOMY FOR MUH MEME FLU

Come on Tsarina of Krokodil

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yes you can have a high or low viral load that determines how sick you get.

>feel all those symptoms
>take no meds
>feel fine
you're telling me i'm still going to die? At least I got to infect a lot of people

Did this hurt your feelings Westerner?

Drop her right now. She's dead weight. Not even worth renting out her fuckholes for beans.

Zauce?

were arriving at winter southamerican niggas embrace

a true hero

I hope Trump gives more aid to Israel to fight the virus

Except that we don't test. Our numbers will remain low and hide the true extent of spread

is that chinese for oriental halberd?

Kicking the Yas Forums

will i make it, anons!

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Have a friend who's a paramedic in the US (Portland I think). He's been quiet the last couple of days but said that the US numbers are "100% wrong" and that they aren't testing anyone under 60 who've had no known contact.

>Giving your woman a credit card

the pole but it's your dick

There won’t

good feet

>momentul ala penibil cand copiezi expresiile din anglosfera ,doar ca le romanizezi.
>20.000 de lei pe luna
ma anunti daca vrei bani,da?

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Where are my bidetbros at? Absolute state of toiletpaperfags

Jennifer get!

They would put Trump in a vader suit to keep him alive.

I expected a fucking wall, not two rocks on the road

Rolling

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37.5 is not a fever and joint pain sounds like actual flu. breathing problems might just be suggestion (psychosomatic)

still, can't hurt to contact a doc

You need some fats user. Get some peanut butter and nuts and seeds

Touring or ESL?

why coronachan is not kicking africas ass?

take that shit back and take her with you show how to actually shop thats absurd user get a spine

So Argentina is exporting cases even without local spread
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

I ended up with the Styx looking bitch. I wanted Edith, Kylie, or Belle. I think I'll go without.

I wonder if this is why so many have auto immune disorders...

Most sports leagues in Ohio have now banned fans or cancelled outright

Governor said official gathering ban order coming within 24-36 hours

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Good luck getting through there with your Fiat

I heard a rumor from a caller on Unite America First the other day that glowies were planning to do something to Trump on March 11.

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kek good luck proving to amazon you are a professional user they will require an employer note or certification of a pest professional. might as well just accept your death since you didn't listen to CVG for months

heidi pls im quarantined

a few more MONTHS before hot weather kills it off.
Its been 2 months before it started growing? I cant wait for boomers to die.

Right here bro

>thisisnothingburger
>justaflu
>itjustkillreallysoldpeople
Normies are here
>itkillspeople with ailments
>itkillseveryone

In a few weeks when every age group has a lot of deaths and the world has gone to shit, normies will be at the same knowledge level as POL.

I know, my prep was very late. Ironic I thought about buying all this stuff years ago to prepare for a scenario like this, and now that it's here, I'm delaying on it

Please dont give me the nigger

Too busy dying of malaria probably

How reasonable does a 50% worldwide infection rate and 20% mortality rate sound to you guys?

I ran the latest numbers for the UK

doesn't look so great

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Trump cannot go in isolation for confidence reasons and because he's not the type. Xi did not gave a fuck, he went away for 1 month.

However if he continues to rub elbows with tens of people including WH staff, is impossible for him not to get infected.

Jared is working on the campaign. Trump is waiting to make sure that this won't harm his campaign! What the fuck?????

>300+ new US cases today

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I heard from private security services that they are preparing for guarding supermarkets and hospitals. Of course armed to take pressure off the police.

>just remembered that a place I used to work at always stocked shit tons of alcogel
>usually stored whole pallets in a shed-like building
>with the key hidden behind a fake brick
Debating whether to wait until shit really goes down before checking it out, or maybe doing it tonight/tomorrow.

they are constantly dying doesn't matter if it's corona or ebola

>Ministry admits: virus epidemic can't be stopped

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>Copeland
Kekd

>NOOOOOOOO NOT MY STOCKERINOSSSS, NOT THE HECKIN BOOMERINO'S INFLATED BULLRUNERINOOOOOOOOO
>JEWS NEED MONEY BEFORE WE ADDRESS THE HOAX VIRUS

How many days ago he said it was a nothingburger?

Come live with me and be my cuddlebuddy and fucktoy uwu

ITALY WUHAN 2.0

Italy-Slovenia borders
>Italy-Slovenia borders

BOULDERS BLOCKING THE ROAD
>BOULDERS BLOCKING THE ROAD

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Roll

is this what the Soul of Cinder looks like if you pick a Great Swamp Pyromancer huh

keep trying bro I hope you get better.

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Because African is already getting its ass kicked by actually lethal diseases, and doesn’t have a huge population of decrepit boomers on ventilators to get taken out by pussy meme flus.

Tak nigger

guys were too hysterical now, There wont be that many deaths

It was improvised, you idiots break all rules and infect us, it had to be done fast.

>200 bucks
>3 months
Real shit?

did she keep the receipt? return all of it, break up with her, and go get you some BEENZ N DEENZ

Trying to encourage HAND WASHING is their white supremacy construct , Racist are trying to erase our culture , say no to hand washing, BROWN POWER

rol

no

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don't know. I was just shit posting but I imagine there's like a 50/50 shot anyone in china is alive

ITT: we congratulate Americans for winning a trip to FEMAland, those plastic coffin suites sure look fancy

WHERE TF AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY FACE MASKS???
EVERY STORE I GO TO SAYS THEY WON'T HAVE ANYMORE UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH
ALL THE OPTIONS ON AMAZON SAY THE SAME THING
pls send help

MATT NO!

On or two days ago max.

JUST

A

FLU

*coughs in your direction

They've been suppressing hard.

Send 'em home to spread the disease, and then if they get to ICU-level sickness..., FINALLY admit them and begin treating the symptoms that have now progressed in severity..."

Sounds like schizophrenic delusions.

So is Turkey and Egypt and Costa Rica.

Every day the numbers make less and less sense. If people here are willing to believe 9/11 was faked, what's stopping them from thinking the pandemic is faked? Something like this should make people more nationalist and less globalist, and yet the push is clearly towards a world government and an increase in government powers.

excuse me they're designated quarantine pods, thank you

Natalie!

Its still driving me nuts seeing all these fags running around with surgical masks thinking they are safe. Nigga you need p3 or n100 and goggles at least. I have a p3r half face respirator and sealed goggles plus if shit does hit the fan mp5 nato 40mm gas mask and milsurp CBRN suit. Surgical masks are fucking useless.

>t-t-two weeks
It’s time to stop

Call it the Globalist Flu

Millions will die because of deranged Globalists refusing to shut down flights and borders because 'muh chink cheap labor'

GLOBALIST FLU - THE CURE IS NATIONALISM

Because he's a lookielou

Only solution = best solution. Cheap and 100% effective if properly applied.

This works. It has been successfully used to control incurable infectious diseases leprosy in the past. 100% success rate if properly applied. Cheap, and easy if we do it now. Quarantine colonies for under 250k people saves 7 billion. do not let full of shit progressive government do nothings bullshit you. Only other choice is your eventual guaranteed infection, and eventual death. If the self proclaimed 'experts" that have done nothing but fail, come up with miracle cure, then people in quarantine zone can return to general population, but it is foolish to bet everyone's lives on them finding a cure in next 18 months.

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jesus christ user, you never give a woman your money EVER

Kek. What is this, a JRPG?

fresh art

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the fire rises

The heat aspect is fake news.

bro drink honey or tea try to relax the throat

Can't have more cases if you don't test

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Of course it can't be. People didn't wash their hands well enough.

gross

Shit you got the same shit i did? Could this actually be true or just a hoax?

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glad i've been indoors for 10 years but i should have at least walked around a little instead of lie in bed entire time my cardio is shit

Fucking dummy

They just closed schools in Seattle and surrounding areas.

checked and also it's too late user
See if you can get like a 3M half-mask respirator with P100 filters
(either P100 directly or something like A2 filters, that you can put the P100 filter pads ontop on)

Danes are now panic-buying food, when the shit has already hit the fan. Have enough food in your house already now. Do not wait.

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mynorthwest.com/1759177/seattle-public-schools-coronavirus-closure/

AFTER 514 INFECTED, DENMARK GOES UNDER ALMOST TOTAL LOCKDOWN - ORDER FROM PRIME MINISTER.

>ALL SCHOOLS CLOSED FOR 2+ WEEKS, ALL PUBLIC WORKERS WITHOUT CRITICAL JOBS TO BE SENT HOME FOR 2+ WEEKS WITH PAY. EVERY RELIGIOUS PLACES ENCOURAGED TO DO THE SAME.
>NO INDOOR EVENTS WITH 100+ PEOPLE
>ONLY SELECT FEW COUNTRIES ALLOWED TO BE TRAVELED TO
>ALL HOSPITAL AND NURSING HOMES ARE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO HAVE NO VISITORS WHAT-SO-EVER FOR 2+ WEEKS.
>"MORE REQUIREMENTS CAN AND WILL BE PUT IN PLACE IF NECESSARY"

WAY MORE SHIT WAS SAID BUT I COULDN'T CATCH IT ALL FAST ENOUGH.

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WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY UPDATED THE RECOVERED CASES FOR SWITZERLAND IT'S 4 NOW

Natalie or Anne bls

>airport hubs aren't a thing
>asymptomatic patients aren't a thing

how are they supposed to learn about the holocaust?

I've had a fever for a few days. Eventually I started having to clear my throat. Then starting yesterday I starting coughing. But I've been coughing up mucus and I heard that one of the main symptoms of Corona-Chan is dry cough and shortness of breath which I don't have.. Hopefully I've got something else. Also in the last couple of hours my voice has started cracking.

I thought we were well prepared

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as if they even tried to stop it

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We pandemic now???

Also, shit's ramping up here.
I'm legit not scared for myself though, it's just a supercharged flu.

>Sending your woman on a critical mission with no explicit guidance

Last two digits determine what percentage of your country will be dead in two weeks.
>rolling for 99

Whatever I'm sick with, be it corona-chan or not.. this feels way way worse than a flu..

rolly polly

My whole workplace was just told to work from home if they don’t absolutely have to be physically at work.
Hundreds of people.

Heard the same from several friends and family.

All larger events in Norway are cancelled, and the two largest cities are at “defcon 3”

If this is not “happening” I don’t know what is

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I'm coofing too, here in the UK they only care if you've had any interaction with a Chink or Italian but they arent even checking people coming off flights from Italy.

Yeah the one guan yu used

>they aren't testing anyone under 60 who've had no known contact.
That’s just going to spike the death rate and cause more public panic, so not sure why they’d do that.

Anyone else in rochester MN? with the mayo clinic here we are absolutely fucked, everyone will swarm here to get treated. I live 4 blocks away from the clinic, how fucked am I?

HAPPENING

Så skal der fandme hygges!

Last French man alive taking revenge on Paris?

Fag.

Latest decree draft is out

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This guy's been running cope hotline for weeks now.

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they would have no idea if it were

Viral load isn't "how many droplets did you inhale," user. It's a measure of how successfully the virus has invaded you and replicated.

200 bucks can get you a lot of rice, beans, oats, oil for healthy fat, salt/seasoning, etc.

don't want to rain on your parade or anything, but pigs can catch most every human pulmonary bug and vice versa

Money doesn't cure corona.

t. Huolestunut kansalainen

A non retarded Westerner?
Too bad you're surrounded by dumbfucks

bigots

youtube.com/watch?v=P12W0FPco90
He is live

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this fucking guy is still making comics?

>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO PANIC AND MAKE DRUMPF LOOK BAD, WE ARENT FALLING FOR A BULLSHIT KIKE NARRATIVE. WE ARE SMART. EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE EXCEPT ME BECAUSE I BOUGHT A FACEMASK AND TOILET PAPER AND HAVE NO FRIENDS

*coof*

WTF DID YOU SAY TO ME???

Trump looked like he would follow Xi's example, with how he made Pence the head of the coronavirus effort, like how Xi made Li Keqiang. Trump should withdraw from the public like Xi did, but he has the elections to worry about.

would not be surprised its true
my mom works in an orthopedic hospital and she can usually see all data of patients in main KBC but the infectious section is now blocked off so its possible they are hiding at the very least
and the data for the hidden cases i got from 2 different sources both serious so its highly likely

RIP Fingoliä

Anybody got the source for young people also suffering lung damage?

Fellow Califag here. If it feels way worse than the flu, it's probably corona.

Juventus player Daniele Rugani tests positive for coronavirus

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China only reported 12 new cases today, i think its quite obvious that they are lying now.

Jewish trickery yet again, you're more likely to get it by jacking off

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>few weeks
spotted the retard

>87
>bestiality
that fits.

>a few more months of exponential growth

no, its a literal nothingburger. the virus will "stay with you" because literally every virus does that. Every viral infection ever alters your dna to produce viruses, but it just stays dormant usually, but can flare up occasionally(chicken pox and shingles for example). Hell even if you get it you'll be fine unless you have AIDS or some shit

This will never not make me laugh. Finland always invests billions into military equipment but when it comes to our healthcare they can only afford millions.

Or they're all dead

COOOOOOMRONA

Washington state reports 99 new cases of coronavirus and 5 new deaths, raising state's total to 366 cases and 29 dead

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I know I could just Google it, but do you have a good prep guide on hand?

It was obvious 4 weeks ago.

Just look at Italy, France or Spain.. its obvious China are lying 4% my ass

joo coomer propaganda, the EXACT opposite is true

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Just the most essential items I see

They did the same things in Italy, it's a step by sted precedure to prer the population to the inevitable lockdown

Had one of the gym staff walk by me with a chesty cough. Am I fucked lads? Really pissed off honestly.

Is it it time to start prepping and arming myself?

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