People not tested

Well they're doing a fucking trash job at justifying their rule

Do you have a loicence for all that preparing you cheeky basted!?
No?
Thought so criminal SCUM!

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Good thing I've been racist for a very long time.

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Bundestag allready infected.
he is a young guy and the symptoms are acctually pretty specific. At least I never head breathing problems or muscle ache. Niether did anyone in my family.

Man, look around you, our leader do JACKSHIT TO CONTAIN IT!!

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>Bundestag allready infected.
1 is not enough

dont care. doesnt matter. he's not going to die and neither is anyone else who isnt on their last legs to begin with

1 confirmed= at least half of them infected
Dont be stuipid it has at least 3-5 days of asymptomic infectious period.

In california they have don't test unless you're being hospitalized for obvious corona virus because they barely have any test kits. i think my town has 20 kits. and they have completely given up on quarantining people. i've also been seeing alot of washington niggers around town. they're trying to flee from the virus and probably just spreading everywhere.

does your retard ass understand that there arent enough beds?

>We can only hope that a lot of politicians die from it

The major benefit to this pandemic will be crippling boomer politicians.

Based and keked

>J10.8 Grippe mit sonstigen Manifestationen, saisonale Influenzaviren nachgewiesen
They tested him positive for the flu, fake and gay.

Well here they closed all unis, schools, cinemas, theaters. Banned all public gatherings.
Two days ago they took by ambulance a woman from my healthcare provider to hospital and closed my GP for fuck sake. They don't know what to do, but at least it's working for now. Streets are pretty desolated now

The general consensus is that if you catch this shit you're supposed to self isolate unless you're gasping for fucking air and can't move.

You're not supposed to be in public

Ye I guess its the same here. They just dont have even close to enough test kits.

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They didnt test anything you turbo retard. Thats the whole point!!!!
Fucking shithead.
What are the odds of getting all the fucking symptoms?

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What did you expect? We literally live in a Bananenrepublic.

My neighbors daughter works at a school and her coworker got corona.
So my neighbor went to his doc telling him his daughter had contact with a corona patient and he had contact with her and wants to be testes.
His doc asked him if he had direct conact with the corona patient.
My neighbor said no.
Doc said then he won't he tested and that's that.

Also
>a friend has a fever and when to his doc
>Doc asked if he had contact with corona patient
>Friend said not that I know of
>Doc said ok you have the flu then

We are beyond fucked

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The diagnose key J10.8 means he tested positive for Influenza.
Influenza-survaillance is run now, which means SARS-CoV-2 test, if Influenza test is negative.

is your friend homeless?

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same thing has been happening at australian GPs.
they are just telling sick people to go home.... no corona test.

Well over here, gatherings of more then 1000 are discouraged, nothing banned only schools closed if the head of the school says so. Only bavaria has said that uni-like schools will only open in April.
In the town of my friend a teacher tested positive. The school was closed until end of march. But the school is in a "school area" with 2 more schools. All schools together have 3000 pupils. The other schools will reopen on friday.
Cant make this shit up, honestly.

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>year
In which there just so happens to be s major US election. What a coincidence.

There is nothing I hope for more.
Merkel, Seehofer, Schäuble, Scholz, Aktmaier - they all more than deserve it.

Maaß, Spahn the gay and Scheuer too but they are probably too young

“If you’re sick, just stay home” Sounds a lot better than “you must prepare for the worst! Death on streets! weeks without foood and toilet paper!!! Forced quarantines! Economic DOOM!”

At least your politicans ARE doing something to stop the spread.
Here they are taking half measures at most.

Just waiting and doing nothing is literally called "Merkeln" now.

are you retarded or just pretending? Italy is allready choosing which patients to treat and which are left to die. They cant treat all, they cant test all.
In 2 weeks only the lucky will even recieve a funeral.

What do you want them to do? There is no cure or treatment.

lol. only old and weak people have any risk of dying and most of them were already on pace to die this year anyway. hydrate and rest at home is all thats needed for 99.9999% of the population. whip up a nice cup of broth and calm the fuck down already

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At that point i would make a giant fucking scene and start coughing everywhere. Then they might treat me like I actually had coronavirus. Sorry to your friend, though. Hope he's not one of the 30%

but on the other hand, there is a "treatment" for the critical stage, it's called medical ventilator and i doubt any country outside of china has enough of those to allow disease to go to management stage this early instead of containing it.

>What a coincidence.
Considering there is a major US election every 2 years, an epidemic has about a 50% chance of taking place during a "major election year." Not much of a coincidence at all.

>what do you want them to do
Tell the public that they cant manage the numbers of corona patients, that they cant test all the cases.
So the fucking normies stop being stuipid and infect eachother.

China's been accused of faking data a million times.
Meanwhile our government doesnt test mostly anybody until they are already on death throes

fucking zoomers, no respect for their elderly

He should stop being a pussy and self isolate. So by being a selfish fuck he likely infected ten more people. Not to mention just going to the hospital is more dangerous than this illness is.

give it up user. He will call you a liberal shill if you tell him that the earth doesnt rotate around (((Trump))).
one of the 30%?

Well sometimes I'm thinking if they know something more than us the grey/ordinary people.
I'm pretty sure now that's not " just a flu bro" but something more serious.

The fucking hotline is a prerecorded message.

I hope you are still in the thread. I just asked, they didnt test him for influenza or anything. Just checked his throat and symptoms.

they want us dead

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ill have you know im a milleniall and i love old people. i especially love the hard ass old people who know they can beat a flu with rest and fluids. i do not have any respect for the sickly old faggots who leech off society for years while kike politicians use their statistically inevitable deaths as an excuse to fuck the globally economy so they can grab more power again

Nah but they do want those pesky seniors dead.
How dare they want a pension and don't even vote green

say that again when your fother caughs up blood, ok?

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That one was quite based

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BTW remember to go and get your teeth and eyes checked out and fixed if needed now before it's too late.

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either way, I see a colapse coming. Fucking normies in my MMA training make stupid jokes like "It seems the virus attacks you head, ahhaaha". or "be afraid for yourself".
Thing is after this is over and assuming the system is still in tact, they will keep laughing and saying look, niether of us died haha. While multiple parents would have died. But they wouldnt give a fuck. This is top tier herd mentality. Literally lemmings.

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This shit is fucking amazing. I haven't bought cubes in years because of it.

you are begging for c-chan to rape you in the ass, by Allah's blessing

They have to save test kits for people who need them, your friend is young I’m sure he’ll be fine, we’ll all be fine, everything’s fine

Well our pension fund ( ZUS ) is rubbing their hands, less shekels for elderly so the system could run longer before I'd dries up. But the steps taken by government are pretty harsh t b h.
If our equivalent of yours land, say it's quarantine time, they have power to lock you for up to 6 months for breaking it.
But I do understand, mitigation firstly.

>Just checked his throat and symptoms.
they checked his gagreflex with a nice refugeecock

Folks, the test is counterproductive at this point. It has an unacceptable false positive rate, which is adding to the panic. Google Bayes Theorem.
If you are asymptomatic for the specific nCoV markers and test positive, you are still unlikely to actually have the disease.

Bayes rule example:
stat.berkeley.edu/~kellieotto/stat20/july14.pdf

you are correct but herbox cubes are more convenient in my opinion. certainly easier for bartering should times be truly tough

my father would sooner die than see his grandchildren suffer further at the hands of kikes.

its fucking nothing stop shilling this you faggots

>While multiple parents would have died. But they wouldnt give a fuck.
Well you interact with strange people then.
My normie friends don't give a fuck about themselves either but they do worry about their grandparents

Your friend is a white ethnically german male. That is who the Jews WANT to die from the virus. Why would the Jews waste a test kit on one of the targets?

He's just another contrarian jew
>“I disliked weekends. Everybody was out on the streets. Everybody was playing Ping-Pong or mowing their lawn or polishing their car or going to the supermarket or the beach or to the park. Crowds everywhere. Monday was my favorite day. Everybody was back on the job and out of sight.”
Or maybe he's based and red pilled happy the wagies are back in their cagies while he can roam free? Hmmmm

>worst pandemic since 1918

But only for western boomers right. Africa and India the home of the scrupulously sanitary both still relatively untouched.

i dont think you understand how white male and under 75 years old I am. i literally have nothing to worry about except for retards panicking and tanking the economy

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merkel has already made her choice. let the virus run its course 70%+ will get infected

>its just a cover up for mass arrests of the pedo elite : )
you fucking Qtards are unironically ignorant as fuck.

>Rari stark gerötet, Tonsillen nicht belegt, keine Atmembeschwerden, kein begründeter V.a. COVID 19
>Diagnose 11.03.2020: Virusgrippe, G. (J10.8G)
So you are saying they falsified the paper and upon recieving and reading this your buddy just fucked back home to self isolate with pneumonia that will result in certain death if his condition further deteriorates and hes not under medical supervision? Ask him how he plans to wait in a telephone queue for 20 minutes when he can no longer breath.
Either your friend is braindead and deserves to die or this is a pretty shitty larp.

>. It's far too late to contain it
it was far too late to contain as soon as i read the R0 of 6.0.

if you into maths that means uncontainable, everyone gets it.

Test are reserved for elites
the rest will die don't worry Africa have enough of people to replace Europe

This is white genocide plan