/ptg/ President Trump General - Run, Ted, Run Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
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trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump presents Presidential MoF to Gen Jack Keane 3/10/20
c-span.org/video/?470215-1/
youtu.be/sZwsblO0t8w
>Pres Trump comments to reporters @US Capitol 3/10/20
c-span.org/video/?470230-1/
youtu.be/Yu8Q1ZGbNPk
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Health Insurance CEOs 3/10/20
c-span.org/video/?470210-1/
youtu.be/z2LVY7JMSA8
>WH Press Brief (VP Pence/Corona-chan Task Force) 3/10/20
c-span.org/video/?470216-1/
>FLotUS Melania @PTA Legislative Conf on BE BEST 3/10/20
c-span.org/video/?470212-1/
>HHSSec Azar @Hatch Center on Biosimilars 3/10/20
youtu.be/QVqc58cZijM
youtu.be/-qbl3y4spLE
twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1OdJrqmrnqzGX (full)
>HHSSec Azar on (((FakeNews))) 3/10/20
youtu.be/HCieeYNDUEY
>NECDir Kudlow on Ingraham 3/10/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6140334664001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on Hannity 3/10/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6140332487001
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/10/20
youtu.be/zdC5OXHQ-s8
>Eric Trump on FoxNews 3/10/20
youtu.be/N1NW-svyPLc
>Eric Trump on America 1st w/Gorka 3/10/20
youtu.be/Zd3ZFsn5w3o
>Lara Trump on Hannity 3/10/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6140323920001
>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 3/10/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6140308344001/
>Corey Lewandowski on JohnFredericksShow 3/10/20
youtu.be/7T_3vzyvijA
>Trump2020PressSec McEnany on HughHewittShow 3/10/20
youtu.be/sV6W2BZ-A9c

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MAGA

Reminder that this is an entirely media fabricated crisis to hurt Trump and ruin our economy.

Say NO to lockdowns, isolations, cancelations of classes and events and gatherings. This is just a shitty flu that's already weakening and we cannot sacrifice our economy for it.

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zina bash farting

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This. Reminder that exponential growth has already been discredited.

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Reminder that swine flu killed 12,000 Americans and nobody gave a fuck because trump wasn’t president

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>source: google

Why my PP hard? MAGA and SHALL

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why won't trump get tested?

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Who is being quoted there? Alex Jones?

>outbreaks in democrat cities like Seattle
>This is Trump's fault!

HONK HONK

MAGA
KAG(A)

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>if

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GNU bash forking

MAGA
AWOO

said this in an earlier thread, but the DNC can't let Bernie drop out now and leave Biden open to attack from March-November

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Why is Europe like this?

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BECOME A FARMER IN THE WOODS TO AVOID THE VIRUSOCALYPSE

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It's too late. With China and Italy putting on a big show for the world, President Trump couldn't "fake news" his way out of this one. America is kill.

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It's a Chinese PsyOp designed to turn the tides of the trade war. Yas Forums fell for it hook, line, and sinker, just like they always do.

>why won’t people panic?
>please panic

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>it’ll be fine to outsource all our essentials to a rival superpower, what could possibly go wrong?

>happening culture has been exported to the normiesphere
and just like that, it's no longer cool
sorry doom paul
you had a good run

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That's why I said the trend is irritating. I refuse to take part in it.

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Damn thats a nostalgic shitpost

Thankfully, Trump didn't.

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Nonono fucking nigger boomers ruined our revolution

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see

Don't worry, folks. If you traveled to California to see this game, we still have many great activities here in sunny California.

For instance, you can visit your local street vendor. No FDA guidelines for them either, because that would be racist. YUM YUM.

Enjoy your stay, and remember that it's Drumpf's fault that we're all sick.

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look at the image a bit more closely. it was from a week ago on tucker’s show.

but drugs don't do anything to viruses other than just mask the symptoms til the next dosage tho

I want to put my peningus in corona-chan!

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>biting the hand that feeds you miserable bugmen

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Lmao.
But but but it's totally a big deal guys

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Because it's just the flu?

> no not like that
This was some master trolling. There is no possible way this was unintentional.

What is Trump going to announce?

Not quite true, there's that experimental drug made by Gilead that they used on the first patient in Washington state, and he was better in 2 days. Bugmen are mass producing it now as well.

>the kavanaugh hearings were 20 years ago

>what is a drug class
you can’t possibly be this retarded

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I want to put my penguinus in her ring 0.

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Hes going to say “nigger”

when the virus is over every user will be issued 1 free italian gf

Probably a state of emergency. Various federal powers and funding become available.

>it's just the flu?

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I mean it would cure the corona virus. If Trump said nigger no one would cover anything else besides that for the next 8 months.

How about you fucking clue us in as to what the FUCK is happening over there, giovanni

>getting "help" from China
Meaning sell more of the country out. I hope all our Italian posters on this board are ready to see Chinatastic driving accidents.

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Can we specify subtype? MILF, tomboy, etcetera?

Well my kids school is about to be closed due to this, sorry but I’m not buying your bullshit.

>China is lying about the numbers
>but believe what this Chinese guy says

Havent seen that image in years.

>infects you
>let's be friends and we'll fix it together
genius desu

>China is trustworthy when it suits me

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Kek, they wanted more China gibs too
Italy first and only G7 to join Chinas Belt and Road Initiative
>archive.is/0ncxi
>May, 2019, Why Did Italy Embrace the Belt and Road Initiative?

March, 2019, 20 Billion Euros and 10 Deals
>archive.is/w0qW9
>Chinese and Italian firms additionally signed some 10 deals, including in the energy, steel and gas pipeline sectors.
>Full details of the contracts was not immediately revealed, but a government source said they could potentially be worth up to 20 billion euros ($22.62 billion). Italian media put the value at around 5 billion euros.

BREAKING!

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>can cause irreversible lung damage
damn, just like colds and the flu
EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING IT'S TIME WE ALL KILLED OURSELVES BEFORE WE HAD TO SUFFER THE WORST OF CORONACHAN

>how dare this Italian flag not be be panicking
Welcome to the nothingburger club, faggot

THE TRUMPVIRUS IS 1000x MORE DEADLY. WE SHOULD NOT BE POLITICIZING THE TRUMPVIRUS.

WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS SHUT DOWN ALL AMERICAN BUSINESSES, INSTITUTIONS, AND POLITICAL CAMPAIGNS

but don't shun your local street vendors, RACIST. Just delete your life if that's your solution.

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>between a meme and VPN
Can the larping be anymore obvious?

You'll have to wait and find out.

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Who is Tucker quoting?

>Chinese doctors say
>can
>suggest
>AIDS buzzword bingo for no reason
Try again, nigger. Still not one white person dead.

Is the danger of essential oils to my lungs overshadowed by the threat of coronavirus?

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Down here, son. That's what we call Hepatitis on a plate

l-lewd. You need to ask her to elevate your privilege first.

Italy and China have been getting close lately anyhow. It will only end in misery for Mario and Luigi.

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thanks
not retarded, but admittedly ignorant on drugs because I haven't been sick a day in my adult life. the last prescription drug I took was for strep throat when i was in high school. so do anti-virals 'cure' per se, or do they just slow down the virus until one's immune system can over come it?

STAY HYDRATED
ALKALIZE YOUR WATER

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbagz who unironically vote against their own economic interests

Fucking leftist courts are in a complete meltdown! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
> foxnews.com/politics/disorder-in-the-courts-federal-judge-blasts-justice-roberts

I want a goth tomboy one.

Oh look boomers ruining the economy once again and then they'll lecture us about socialism.

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Get cucked, Italy.

Trump is going to waste a lot of tax payer money on a nothingburger. Typically for a big government shill like him. Let's just push the deficit higher, right? Jesus, might as well have Obama pt. 3.

Italy's closed for business.

Fucking brilliant.

This will surely win Biden the election!

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>32 threads where I am not hungry
>suddenly I am hungry and want the tacos
such is life in America

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WHITES WIN AGAIN, CORONA VIRUS CHAMPIONS 2020

False.

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Get in line. Theres at least 4 reserved by /ptg/ frens alone

They're now also gonna use it on infected people in the army.

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>NEW
NEW
>NEW
NEW

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>corona misspelled the same way that one shill that posts here always spells it
Really makes me think

Fake News

so china and italy are conspiring together

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Rick wilson just beat his microdick raw to that pic

Looks like a cherry tomato

thic

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She's an onigger judge I can already tell without searching.
The big tiddy goth tomboy one then.

19% of Sanders voters in Michigan say they wont vote for Biden
Black vote in Michigan not up significantly from 2016

Dems shitting themselves right now

Try searching Trump's twitter for "carona". He did all his nothing burger tweets spelled like that so it will be harder to pin it on him later by just searching "corona"

Why are t_d posters everywhere in this thread? Uneducated shitbagz

this. It's already effected my job and hours, the effect on the economy scares me more than the virus itself

it depends on what you mean by “cure”; pharmaceutical research is bit more complicated than “does it work or not” because a lot is dependent on variables in the patient’s own life and immune response in conjunction with antivirals.

alkalized water, admittedly, did make me feel a lot healthier, in a general sense, when i began drinking it.

Ok Joe, we are about to begin, count backwards from 10 for me as the gas begins to work

>10
>9
>8
>7
>6
>5
>4
>3
>...
>3
>0
>3
>0
>...

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Or get comfy because we're all going to get a vacation. Hope you all prepped

>19% of Sanders voters in Michigan say they wont vote for Biden
They will but they won't get any refunds either.

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>That's what we call Hepatitis on a plate
RACIST

delete this post and shut down all non street vendor businesses, RIGHT NOW GOY!!

EAT YOUR NON-FDA APPROVED MYSTERY MEAT NOOOOOOOOOOW!

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>corona misspelled the same way that one shill that posts here always spells it

twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1232741090903625728

i want one that berates me all day

>harder to pin it on him
Pin what on him?

Excellent idea, concentrate everyone in one place!

>make deal with China
>all your stores are closed and Spring fun is cancelled
JUST.

delicious ham

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>She's an onigger judge I can already tell without searching.
>Lynn Adelman
Adelman

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>work physical labor
>want to do lifts for mad gains
>too tired when I get home to do anything other than browse Yas Forums, watch Youtube, and masturbate
How am I supposed to MAGA like this bros...

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F.

kek

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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Listen to THE PRESIDENT
Ignore all Shills

find the video and spoonfeed yourself, lazybones.

testimg if i got banned for bbc posting

That’s what I thought but I guess it will just encourage ppl to stay home.

It runs the risk of making everybody panic so much they buy out stock tho... they should have stock limits and paid security. Nobody allowed inside if they are sick without at least a mask.

NANCY GRACE IS ON THE FIVE WTF

MOOOOOOOOO

Its a cover for the fact that they can't manufacture the drugs any more

The meme market is the only safe market during these times

Does big Ted have coronachan?

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Thats gonna happen anyway

He self quarantined for a while but he's safe now iirc.

Is that a homophobic way of referring to will & grace?

Ok goyim

>watching that shit
Damn dude lol

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Post-2016 Ted is a lot more likable that the fake Ted from Pre-2016. Too bad he probably cheated on his wife and she almost killed herself over it.

>drive to campus pool
>park in 30 minute space
>5-10 minute walk
>get told I have to get out of the normal pool because a thing is happening in 5 minutes
>go to competition pool because lanes are supposed to be open
>get told that it'll be 5 minutes until it opens
>just fucking ignore the guard and leave

I really surprise myself, I feel like I'm pissed everyday dealing with stupid people. It makes me feel bad when I do stupid stuff, but I feel like I'm actually aware of my incompetence while all the employers, workers, professors etc. I have to deal with are fucking imbeciles.

already innawoods - it's pretty comfy desu

I TRIED SO HARD

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If you work a physical job you basically just need to find a healthy diet that works for you, did wonders for me
t. Have to carry heavy shit every day

Who could have foreseen dealing with the chinese ending poorly?
I knew she was a jew from the name alone.

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Good excuse for ted to chill at home with some quality milf porn

Kek.

don’t be a sheep.
blind acceptance of everything he said was a shill tactic 3 years ago. best thing we, as individuals, can do is praise his good decisions and unrelentingly shit on his bad ones.

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God please no - the Zodiac killer will go full Chad Coofer at that point and we'll all be ded

All Joe has to do now is enjoy is retirement and make a 5 minutes speech every 2 weeks to coast to a blue wave landslide. The deep state will then be in full control and all the Trump collaborators will be purged and extermination of Trump voters will be accelerated. Full speed ahead to 5m immigrants a year incoming. You're done drumpfies. Trump totally fucked up the corona response.

lel

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Only like a few million more to go

Trying to dial that in for myself. Sadly seems like I do best with slightly expensive meats... but after a while with no carbs I feel like shit. Too many carbs I feel lazy and sleepy. I need to find a balance.

fuck bridgewater

based

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That's LA? Looks more like Tijuana!

I eat fast food, fried chicken, and ramen

This will help him with the low ni-formation voters

Living the dream.

This is more about FBI vs CIA

and surrounding areas, and whole province