/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1910 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

This really is going to cull us isn't it?

based tireless argie OP

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if i get infected i'm gonna cough on everyone and everything

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Do I wear mask into gym today?

SAN FRANCISCO MAYOR BANS GATHERINGS OF MORE THAN 1,000 PEOPLE, GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS WILL BE IMPACTED

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QUARANTINE BY MONDAY
GET READY FAGGOT

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>people seething that the NCAA made a completely sensible decision that multiple host states were imploring them to do

what the fuck is wrong with these people? Sports fans are the absolute worst

First case in El Salvador HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

What are these italian cuties saying, Yas Forums?

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We're all going to get Corona, and the survivors will inherit the earth.
God said that.

The virus will disproportionately affect white americans because of the older median age

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sauce?

kek

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I'm glad, the boomers took the hopes of space travel away from proceeding generations, fuck them

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I can’t get rid of all my Lyme bacteria but I’m a twenty one year old male what’s the chances I survive

WHAT IS TRUMP GOING TO SAY

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Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

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how many states have declared emergency now? four or five?

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meme disease

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close Učka, save us from mainland scum

me in my room right now

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Inshallah

AFTER 514 INFECTED, DENMARK GOES UNDER ALMOST TOTAL LOCKDOWN - ORDER FROM PRIME MINISTER.

>ALL SCHOOLS CLOSED FOR 2+ WEEKS, ALL PUBLIC WORKERS WITHOUT CRITICAL JOBS TO BE SENT HOME FOR 2+ WEEKS WITH PAY. EVERY RELIGIOUS PLACES ENCOURAGED TO DO THE SAME.
>NO INDOOR EVENTS WITH 100+ PEOPLE
>ONLY SELECT FEW COUNTRIES ALLOWED TO BE TRAVELED TO
>ALL HOSPITAL AND NURSING HOMES ARE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO HAVE NO VISITORS WHAT-SO-EVER FOR 2+ WEEKS.
>"MORE REQUIREMENTS CAN AND WILL BE PUT IN PLACE IF NECESSARY"

WAY MORE SHIT WAS SAID BUT I COULDN'T CATCH IT ALL FAST ENOUGH.

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Reminder:
Vitamin C will reduce risk of infection.
Vitamin D will reduce severity of pneumonia.

They're refusing to test people in The Netherlands who have not been to any 'high risk areas' such as Iran, Italy or China. I know a few people with terrible coughs and fever who are being refused both tests and treatment. It's happening lads.

HOW IS GOMMUNISM STILL A THING AFTER THIS FUCKUP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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NOOOO DUCE NOOOOO

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doh.wa.gov/emergencies/coronavirus

transcription of whatsapp audio of two doctors talking about their experiences in Italy (2 days old)
>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

a Channel4 interview with the ICU coordinator for Lombardy
>youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE

Joe Rogan Experience podcast with infectious disease expert Michael Osterholm
>youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

Sam Harris podcast with Nicholas Christakis, Yale professor and researcher of social networks, biosocial science, behavior genetics, and public health
>samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/
Sam Harris podcast with infectious disease specialist Amesh Adalja
>samharris.org/podcasts/191-early-thoughts-pandemic/

Nice stats and graphs on hidden cases
>medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

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17 case coming on news tomorrow my friends sister working at hospital 100km from my town they currently testing 2 new patients one is positive that's it Croatia is fucked

1177.se/Stockholm/sa-fungerar-varden/varden-i-stockholms-lan/om-corona/laget-i-stockholm-just-nu/
>NO MORE CORONA TESTS
>NOT EVEN IF YOU'RE FROM AN INFECTED AREA
>NOT EVEN IF SYMPTOMATIC

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If you get infected lets make infection mobs that roam the street coofing everyone, get stronger and join the club #pozzed

Happening over, what a nothingburger.

BREAKING: Washington, D.C. declares state of emergency due to coronavirus

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I will just stay here forever

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Guys guys. It hasn't hit my shithole country (((officially)) however people are in full panic mode.

Pharmacy are out stock of masks and alcohol gel

I'm going to go prepper today just in case.

What do I buy ? How much ?

Th-thanks.

lel now that the WHO said the P word the retard golems are allowed to worry.

source sir please

>China +36

Explain that, preppers

All the stuff about mobile incinerators and SO2 came out a few weeks ago, then after that it's been radio silence from the streets of china while their government goes "see, look at our numbers, everything's under control here." Sinister.

>the dead will become clickers

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It's just the flu bro

>going to the gym
enjoy the FEMA camp.

germany finally coming to their senses

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>100km from my town
thats close to home eh

fuck the outside world

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FUCKCKKCKCKCK
nytimes.com/2020/03/11/nyregion/coronavirus-new-york-update.html

>Guys guys. It hasn't hit my shithole country

i don't believe in nations
osho.com/read/osho/vision/the-greatest-challenge-the-golden-future/nations-are-out-of-date

reallocating coronavirus fund to israel

THE BLOOD MOON ON JAN 10TH PREDICTED THIS , ITS THE END OF DAYS.

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3 more cases in WI - 2 in more rural area
dhs.wisconsin.gov/news/releases/031120.htm

ARGENTINA +2
>ARGENTINA +2

>COMMIE CUMDUMPSTER GOVERMENT SAYS ALL CASES IMPORTED
>ONLY TESTING PEOPLE THAT CAME FROM TRIPS NOT LOCAL CASES

ARGENTINA 21(1)

they're not testing
most people in wuhan are dead

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE POLITICIANS

SOMEONE THINK OF THE POLITICIANS

IN MY FUCKING CITY THERE WILL BE A MARATHON OF SOME RUNNING FAGGOTS FROM THE ENTIRE WORLD IN A FEW DAYS AND THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK AND WON'T CANCEL IT
I LIVE NEAR A CINEMA AND IT'S FUCKING FULL OF PEOPLE RIGHT NOW
I WAS OUTSIDE LIKE 4 HOURS AGO AND SAW A LOT OF LAUGHING PEOPLE ENTERING THE FUCKING BAR
WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
GOING
OOOOOOON
WHY ARENT THEY SCARED WHAT THE FUCK WE HAVE A VIRUS IN OUR CITY WHY DONT THEY GIVE A FUCKK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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When do I close the doors

Of course, Maximum apocalyptic gainz bro. Get those dyels mirin the mask

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Who else posting from non-infected zone?

North Dakota reporting in.

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Predict what trump will say tonight

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>ALL PUBLIC WORKERS WITHOUT CRITICAL JOBS TO BE SENT HOME
>everyone else move along sir, nothing to see here

meme disease

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Same shit here. Unless you can prove you have had close contact with an infected person or got flu while in an epidemic area they simply refuse to test you. Even if you're coughing your lungs out they will say "haha it's just a flu, get some rest". Bet we have thousands of unknown cases running around all over Europe.

In other news: No dissidents found in China. CCP claims they simply up and left the country.

stocked up and have enough money to avoid the outside world for 6 months. now everyone can live like me as a hermit or die.

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Must be nice to be out on a carrier right about now.

i hope it perishes in summer

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resta a casa

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still more than you lad kek

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all you crybaby faggots praying this ends are too weak, my prayer has 500x the strength of all of your combined beggings combined, minimum. because god doesnt give a shit about your yellow-bellied begging for things to go back to normal. you wanted an end to the kikes? here it comes. you wanted an end to the degeneracy, the open borders bullshit? it's here, now, and it will be glorious. now that its happening most of you faggot sjust want to go back to your video games, realize you cant last more than a week without electricity and are shitting yourselves. pls, not my boomer parents and grandpappy who voted in millions of spics and niggers into my country!! they were based, honest!! they just wanted the grass mowed real cheap! they had a chance to stop it, and they didnt. they swallowed up lies like 9/11 and the USS liberty and pretended everything was fine, WELL THIS IS THEIR PUNISHMENT. PEOPLE ARE DYING AND I AM LAUGHING WITH A SMILE ON MY FUCKING FACE. THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU JESUS CHRIST, THANK YOU HOLY SPIRIT, I PRAY YOU PURGE THESE FILTHY FUCKING DEGENERATES AND LET US BEGIN AGAIN

AHHHHHHHH
My internet is going to shit and there is an outbreak in my county! They goona purge us!

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>18 cases in my city
>live on uni campus
I am so fucked.
At least I bought toilet paper today.
Guess I better start preparing to take my enemies with me if I get infected.

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guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys

How bad does the coof have to be before it's actually a corona coof?

Any links to what Conte announced, Pastabros?

Argentina exported cases to Paraguay. It's over. This country has 1000+ cases.

>tfw I’ll have to go to work tomorrow

ANNOUNCE THE CLOSURES ALREADY DAMMIT

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your gonna see in tomorrow news that's it we are all dead croatia didn't close borders events notting here we act like it's a flu. God just let mr survive untill next month paycheck sO I can buy a mask

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my university just announced theyre moving everything to online only even though there hasnt been a single confirmed case in my state

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memeee disease

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Read Ellul. Communism will always fail hard

Italy won’t make it
F

Official Twitter Account Spain Health
>Community Madrid will close?
>Now is NOT in consideration in any way -Secretary health Spain.

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pull up corona

>you can build immunity to something nobody has immunity to
BIG BRAIN TIME

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There is no uninfected, only unconfirmed / not tested

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he is going to try and give everyone gibs for the economy and then spout some shit to settle everyone down.

it's only the communists that managed to contain it though, all the western countries gonna be wastelands

I'm not really scared of the virus itself, because I am healthy and the vast majority of cases are minor. I am afraid of:

>losing access to my Chinese-made medication that I will have seizures without if the supply disappears
>Not being able to buy necessities from stores
>My job going under as the market tanks since our business relies on other businesses
>My cat getting sick and dying from this

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Despite the Corona virus covfefe

daily reminder that our third world country roleplaying a first world country is beyond fucked, fellow polaks

we're not ready for it

No

ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING GERMANIC FAGGOTS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY

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too thicc

probably would just so i can lose my virginity before i die

me with 80 confirmed cases and exam tomorrow

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no you whale

I have a sore throat.... is that my end? Am I gonna die?

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just stay home, make some pop corn, and enjoy the chaos that will soon break out

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Don’t worry user, it’s just a fluwu you’re gonna be fine.

>be me
>be in WA
>have roommate with cough/fever/lethargy/diarrhea

at least shuten will be pleased

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>han har ikke allerede hoardet nok mad til en lille hær

salute to argie!

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Other thread is dead, just responding to this cunt who might be reading this:
45 MILLION IN THE U.S. ALONE, READ THE LINK
ALSO COPE HARDER, CUNT

it hasnt even began here in caucasus desu. probably at least 500 people right now that dont even know it
if not fucking 5k ot 50

what's your job bro

well if it's doggy style she's breathing away from you so yes, yes I would

>COMMUNISM WILL D-

LOL

CAPITALISM BTFO BY A FLU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>lockdown
>have to print materials for my thesis
>printer is broken
>the sending of this documents is due to next week
>mfw
guys do you think Amazon will be allowed to send packs? Because I'm totally fucked if I don't receive my new printer tomorrow.

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This article said how fucked is USA with how they are processing the Coronavirus Pandemic
businessinsider.com/seattle-flu-study-coronavirus-testing-washington-2020-3?IR=T

Trump's address tonight will be lying and downplaying the threat of the coronavirus despite the whole purpose is to announce a state of emergency.
He'll also announce an "economic stimulus" which will amount to taxcuts for (((businesses and corporations))), all in order to keep the economy "strong". He'll use this crisis to give money to jews. Screen cap this and enjoy the show!

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>tfw can't tell if I have this virus or I'm just experiencing withdrawals from quitting smoking weed
Only symptoms i have is appetite loss, and indigestion, fatigue, I wouldn't call what I have diarrhea I've got solid shit some times, anxiety and inability to sleep. I try to eat when I can and sleep when I can and when I have strength I do my best to clean things but I'm just so low energy. Drinking coffee really makes the symptoms worse the next few days.
No fever no coughing fits no trouble breathing.
I cough once or sneeze once after meals but never in between.
No sore throat.
My skin is dry from the weather and my hands are cracking, I just use lotion to help that.

No one said anything about immunity cheap fucks.

>tfw when online exams announced today for my highly infected state

you have no acess to the outside world
only to your perceptions

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OH NEEEEEIN! NICHT DER FUẞBALLERINOOOOO! NICHT MEINE GOLDJUNGS, DENKT DOCH AN DIE FANERINOS!

don't worry
you will reborn again as a chad cleckler

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the blood moon prophecys were real

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>going back home by bus
>latina woman three seats behind me starts coughing, seems to have a runny nose
>when the bus stops i see her talking on the phone
>seems very desperate saying things like she will have to go to the nearest hospital, and they will not let her go back to home
>i get out of the bus covering my nose
>mfw

How fucked am i bros?

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Man i dont give a shit about this pansy virus that has not even as much of a lethality rate as the swine flu, but my semester is starting 1 month later which bothers me a lot. I will fucking infect myself just to get every part of the university administration sick. those old fucks will die

>Current pandemics
>HIV/AIDS
>Estimated HIV/AIDS prevalence among young adults (15-49) by country as of 2008
HIV originated in Africa, and spread to the United States via Haiti between 1966 and 1972.[10] AIDS is currently a pandemic, with infection rates as high as 25% in southern and eastern Africa. In 2006, the HIV prevalence rate among pregnant women in South Africa was 29%.[11] Effective education about safer sexual practices and bloodborne infection precautions training have helped to slow down infection rates in several African countries sponsoring national education programs.

meme disease LOL

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I'm sorry fren, we have a chance of either going back to gay status quo or the extremes.

it is NOT the end. you will soon meet your maker, and whether or not he will accept you depends on YOU. repent now, and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior and you will never see the end of anything.

>be in Ohio
>governor has informative but worrying press conference earlier today
>doctor lady there with him admits that we barely have any testing capacity until new kits arrive
>they are literally weeding out suspected cases by testing for flu first to see if it comes back negative
>governor shit talks our pro and big college sports teams for not doing jackshit when the smaller leagues have already cancelled everything
>doctor lady admits that it's likely that 1% of Ohio's population is already infected

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It's just the flu bro! LMAO!!! Look at those stonks! They're doing better than ever.

IS JUST A NOTHINGBURGER.

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Only 5% of all patients with Covid-19 get a sore throat. You're probably fine, neighbour

>he doesnt have a mask yet
huge F for you my man
i bought mine in january

Dude who traveled to murica with Bolsonaro is one of the suspected cases in Brazil.

Bolsonaro is dead

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retired from the military and get 100% VA neetbux.

no

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Is this our generations World War? Is this the big one?

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>Declared a Pandemic
Now it's DEFINITELY a nothingburger

di che documenti parli user?

Che cosa bisogna consegnare?

>losing access to my Chinese-made medication that I will have seizures without if the supply disappears
wasn't it like a month ago that they advised ppl to stock up on prescription medication?

Of course you don't, because you don't live in one, faggot.

it's a meme disease

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WeWork has temporarily closed two floors of a building the office-sharing company occupies in New York City after a worker tested positive for coronavirus

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Only 9 left.

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w-well I wouldn't die virgin so..

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who is she and is there more?

You will be a mere statistic in 4-6 days

Not worth it.

I have declared state of emergency.

This

You're not healthy if you need meds to stay alive lmao

if things really go that bad then just
>steal ut meds
>steal necessities
>see above
>steal another cat

No, I don't fuck the mentally retarded.

Good, fuck him. He was talking about how it's all nothing and just hysteria the other day. Hope Trump gets it too.

Reminder that Oval Office addresses are pretty important. Trump at 9:00pm eastern.

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HUE, merda vai pegar real

Why are you not laughing at the biggest mass suicide this world has ever seen or likely to see ever again?

As a neet should I really care about this meme virus?

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If millions of people are going to die, I at least hope that the world will change because of it. If I survive the first and second waves, only for the world to return to status quo in short order, I might just commit suicide. Community over nations, people over profit, rationalism over insanity, happiness from life instead of drugs.

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you're fucked because corona-chan wills.

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I WAS PAID TO SAY THAT

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i'm chronically ill

am I gonna die a virgin?????????????

from behind and while wearing a gas mask

How do I put this, user?

You're basically experiencing your last few moments of consciousness.

soon

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We did better then fucking Germany, they are gonna have marathon...

non debba fare niente

you're fine bro, it's just the flu

Not when they're given by him they're not.

you thought iranian dude running from medpersonnel was funny?
youtube.com/watch?v=7z2LovE60eI&feature=emb_title
journalist is in quarantine right now i heard hes infected

we're next

France and Spain will both go boom at the same time
but we're waiting till next Monday to make it official because we have some elections this weekend and they want people to go out and vote

because those fucking dumb FAGGOTS will infect ME

Don’t worry user it’s just a flu you’re gonna be alright, right?

This. Virus already peaking. This bullshit will be old news by April.

WHAT DOES A SORE THROAT FEEL LIKE
IS IT A WEIRD PRESSURE NEAR YOUR NOSTRILS

NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TILL I PUT ON THE MASK

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shit's over, can't believe i'll die a virgin

No country is ready for coronachan, desu

Remember to keep an eye on Brazil.

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this
thank god for this virus
Either I die or make it, this needs to happen

I'm gonna die and I never learned to play the Trombone. Is it hard? Is it possible to learn it at home with the internet? I bought one years ago but never got to learn it.

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no hans, just go easy on the blowjobs

Someone please answer
I know. I don't trust this commie government we have

we had the same reaction as danes but they have ten times more cases (confirmed at least)
it's not that bad

I would rather stay virgin.

you're not not fucked

at least you got infected by a woman

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WELCOME TO MY STATE CORONACHAN! PLEASE MAKE US COMPETITIVE WITH WASHINGTON STATE!

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LMAO
(Yas Forums is doing his job...FOR FREE)

Fucking commies, worst possible government for this shit

"It's a jungle out there"

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It is nothing. You are hysterical

Go back to sleep, Azusa.

Yes, Spain Lockdown next week.
Buy Food

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>is a sore throat in your sinuses

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Pasting a previous comment

NON SCHIZO REPORT:
>NON SCHIZO REPORT:
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Not much changed from previous dispositions, all non essential commercial activities suspended (restaurants, pubs, shops, etc.), industry can carry on as normal, remote work encouraged where possible, forced vacations suggested.
Public transport and essential public services still available

>medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.18.20024364v1
Were there any follow ups on this? and just for attention
>AIRBORN AIDS
AIRBORN AIDS
>AIRBORN AIDS
AIRBORN AIDS
>AIRBORN AIDS

WHERE ARE THE US NUMBERS !!

Seethe

not comfy

yes because mommy will have to keep going out to get you your tendies.

Do you have the heat of the moment rewrite?

But those lies are basically what every leader said til this shit knocked on their door. Governments and politicians lie. That's their deal

Considering the stupidity of Western leaders, seems like it.

is it frankfurt? please tell me its frankfurt

Nuff to Said. A Picture showing the heroic Xi in New Terra, a binary system, our last planet terraformed.
mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1237629821322244102

>tight young bodies everywhere after the virus and famine has killed the old and the fat

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Fellow Ohio subhuman. If coronaChan makes it to Dayton we are doomed it will spread into the noggers

Imagine still being a trumpcuck.

meme diseaseee

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>Public transport
What the fuck
I bet this where most people get infected in the first place

checked

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Trying to encourage HAND WASHING is their white supremacy construct , Racist are trying to erase our culture , say no to hand washing, BROWN POWER

that's 20 too many

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>Cabinet minister is self-isolating having been tested for corona virus today - awaiting results tomorrow

People believe its the UK Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab, if he has the virus that means the entire UK government executive will have to self isolate for 2 weeks.

No, it was bullshit.

do gasmasks work against this?

I bet the U.K. won’t lockdown even if we have Italy levels of outbreak

>did someone got Madagascar yet?

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Indeed.

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The more authoritarian, the more commie, the more able to handle it.

China and North Korea will survive because they can do mass shutdowns and literally bolt people into apartments if needed. See, the army in Wuhan spraying down the streets,

Western countries will fall because nobody listens and will continue going to bars etc.

no its in the anus obviously
if it hurts when you swallow then stop taking it so deep

It's been two weeks since it was seen in Brazil. We should already be seeing the chaos if this post was true.

When I swallow, there's a weird burn near the upper part of my throat

based my fellow vox, say your prayers to purge the evil. communism is the anti-christ and it will be purged in god's name.

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>WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
I don't give a fuck. Me and the boys are going into the woods to grill some shashlyk and get wasted this weekend.

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You better be building a home gym

Imagine thinking you’re a woman but still being a man

History says we're more resistant to diseases than them, anonimo, dont worry.

Well you should already have been locked inside with zero contact with the outside world by now.

Let's say the virus somehow made the jump to brazilian bats and mutated into the the bastard son of avian flu and black death.

How would it jump back to humans? We're not savages like the chinks, we don't eat wildlife like they do

>inb4 uma delicia

Boeing halts hiring, limits overtime as coronavirus poses 'global economic disruption', shares down 13%

Imagine using public transport in a pandemic situation

I'd hit it from with in the safety of a 18 wheeler

Checked

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fucking hell German makes me laugh

Based

only godless heathens are afraid of dying, user. i will accept my death with open arms. when God wants you dead, there is no fighting it. accept his embrace and accept that the end doesn't actually exist- you will never see the end of anything at Gods side.

>implying people will have tolerance for some creepo degenerate and not just strangle you instantly

I'm betting it's already there fren

If it's in Canton and Cleveland now it's definitely in Cbus and Cincy. I went to the grocery store about an hour ago and panic buying was starting, it was amusing

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complete NOTHINGBURGER, have sex incels

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>we don't eat wildlife like they do
lol

And risk getting aids?? No way.

No one gets Madagascar

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Alright, last 2 states standing! Anyday now we'll get a confirmed case then all hell will brake loose.

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FUCK IT I'M IN CORONA FOR PRESIDENT 2020

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Anyone got that prediction graph?
Does it actually turn out right?

>reeeee, if you think zion don is a shabbos goy you're a tranny
kek

imagine taking this meme disease seriously

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Martial law and economic stimulus

pawgs are the only white girls worth noticing. i'd risk it to do her from behind.

About to head out for a midnight stroll and check the mail in a little bit.
Has there been any evidence of animals being carriers of the virus? Debating whether to bring the dog along or not.

>Imagine thinking you are a Yas Forumstard while still being a redditor

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stupid

BREAKING: Washington, D.C. declares state of emergency due to coronavirus
>BREAKING: Washington, D.C. declares state of emergency due to coronavirus
BREAKING: Washington, D.C. declares state of emergency due to coronavirus
>BREAKING: Washington, D.C. declares state of emergency due to coronavirus

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My city shut down all events >1000 People, uni is cancelled until 19.4 and all Tanzveranstaltungen are also forbidden :))))

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It's Boris

But that absurd. How is everyone on the bus not infected? And that rate would still have the whole nation infected in a matter of weeks.

I'm feeling shortness of breath, have a dry cough, a little bit dizzy and weaker than usual. I work at a hospital and today have a night shift. If a hospital in Helsinki has a sudden Chinkiepox outbreak, thank me.
I want to spread this baby far and wide

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With a baseball bat? Yes.

Yes.

>run out of food
>go outside
>no food because all food distribution takes place on Madrid and people in charge of transporting food are all quarentined or skipping work
>go back home
>starve to death
>realize you actually got infected too in the one time you left your house
Spain will implode in 20 days

>the two biggest dumpster fire states are the last left
Probably just no testing

Not worth the risk, I have Warhammer armies I need to finish painting.

Will the world be a better place once the boomers all keel over?

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source for
ITALY CLOSING ALL STORES AND RESTAURANTS?

>>Cabinet minister is self-isolating
And I thougt our response sucked , she got her mum and Boris rekt

British Health minister Nadine Dorries tests positive

self-isolating at home with her 84-year-old mother who was NOT SICK WITH CORONAVIRUS
she was worried about her 84-year-old mother who was staying with her and began to cough on Tuesday
>84-year-old mother who began to cough on Tuesday

FFS when her mum dies from this it will be her fault

bbc.com/news/uk-51827356
Dorries, 62, attended an International Women’s Day event with Prime Minister Boris Johnson Thursday, the day before she fell ill,
She was also in close contact with hundreds of people in parliament in the past week,

nypost.com/2020/03/10/british-health-minister-nadine-dorries-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/
NHS helpline gives out wrong advice

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/10/pressure-builds-on-uk-to-step-up-coronavirus-measures
Jamaica’s first coronavirus case imported from the UK

female arrived in the island on March 4, approached the public health system on March 9 and has been in isolation since then

No...I don't think I have seen that one.

Ich versteh das auch nicht. Heute im Stadtpark waren um 18 Uhr turbo viele Spinner am joggen oder einfach spazieren.

>using the bus
OH NONONONONONONONONO

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I'll just fuck her while wearing a hazmat suit with a custom built in condom.

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Coronachan is having a really good game but I don't think it will be that good.

Do we know if we can carry COVID-19 as well as have a common cold? My symptoms are identical to what is expected, except I have a runny nose.

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Corona-chan will reward you in the afterlife.

fuck

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>Going into the woods with the boys
I thought homosexuality was looked down upon in russia

Don't worry user. When this over you won't have a job to go to

>Spain will implode in 20 days
7 day, buy food

only to spread it to as many people as possible

whole bavaria, friend

>We're not savages like the chinks

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Confirmed. Only the undead move in Wuhan now!

better get that rope ready buddy, do i got some news for you, i thnk youre going to be disappointed

High fever and dry cough are the 2 main symptoms. Sore throat is a really small percentage. You're fine bro

UHM.... TRUMPBROS????????

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Y-yes

stop simping over e-thots you retard

>Anyone got that prediction graph?
If anything it's just a graph showing y=x and considers nothing but constant growth. Horrible use of predictions considering methods to reduce social contact will be taken and THEY DO WORK (but take a little time to see the effects)

is china not reporting actual numbers? theres no way that the place of origin for a literal pandemic causing virus is now reporting little to know cases, its just not logical.

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UK will be annihilated.

They won't test you unless you have confirmed contact with a confirmed case.

They won't confirm a case unless they test them.

As you can see by the time a case is confirmed (if ever) it will have been spread to hundreds of others, if not thousands.

I'm willing to put money on hundreds of thousands of people having Corona right now in the UK.

There will be a lot of death.

Government thus far has been literally;

>Wash hands, nothing is closed, carry on.

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>Been asthmatic my whole childhood.
>Over ten years without an attack.
>Had flu like symptoms last weekend: dry cough, nasal congestion, fatigue, joint pain, headache, fever of 37.5°
>Took Tylenol and Loratadine to keep the symptoms at its minimum
>Started feeling well a couple days ago, dry cough and nasal congestion still continue.
>Felt short breath today, can't hold my breath more than 20 seconds.

I've read that Corona patients get better before pneumonia hits

A-am I dead bros?

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imagine to meme post like this one

Fever? No? Hypochondria.

I've been wondering this too

you're going to die the first time you play it because the entire neighborhood will forum a lynch mob to kill you

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God I was this was our country. Our PM is literally laughing about 'no more handshakes' while the media is writing about the racist panic that is worse than the virus itself.

user i...

>based

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Imagine thinking you’re battling them while pushing the corona panic (((narrative))).

BREAKING: Italian Prime Minister Conte tightens coronavirus lockdown, orders the closure of all non-essential businesses
>BREAKING: Italian Prime Minister Conte tightens coronavirus lockdown, orders the closure of all non-essential businesses
BREAKING: Italian Prime Minister Conte tightens coronavirus lockdown, orders the closure of all non-essential businesses

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237846107733897224

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Just buy tons of rice and ramen. Frozen vegetables and canned beans and you'll make it through it nice and comfy.

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Lockdown in 7-9 days I agree
Actual imploding with no food in stores/hospitals running out of respirators/most healthcare workers and doctors already infected in 15-20

Imagine being aware of having clear symptom of the virus and instead of going by car to the hospital you decide to go in a fucking bus, for people this irresponsible we are fucked.

Sore throat isn't a symptom of corona, dumbass.

checked. 99 twice, too.

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>everyone that disagrees with me is a tranny
that's a really liberal stance you are taking there

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Boomers are the reason you're still majority white (on paper)

Wow it's almost like they're being proactive and trying to minimize the spread!

Please...no. Not the God Emperor.

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He's gonna be dishing out money to jews tonight with his "stimulus" announcement. Tax payer money to make sure jews aren't too inconvenienced by the coronavirus pandemic.

new: new: new: new: new: new: new: new: new:

Literally any newspaper you lazy fag

False!

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Supreme agony in anus = Sore throat

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