Supermarkets are EMPTY!!! People fighting each over food.
Just walked by. Toiletpaper are gone. Take notices other countries.
Schools and workplaces are shutting down! It's fucking happening here.
Never in my life have I been so grateful for listening to Yas Forums and stocking up on food 3 weeks ago.
Stay safe bros
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Checkin in. This is real. People are rushing the supermarkets. My friend who isnt into happening shit and just normal dude called me to tell me to go to the supermarket right now.
BUY MEDICINE.
BUY CHEAP COOKING OILS - 9000 KCAL
BUY SUGAR, FLOUR.
GO FOR HIGH CALORIE FOODS.
Lmao the country just shut down schools starting this monday
HAHAHA WE ARE FUCKED
Literal nothing burger, only people literally 90+ years of age have any symptoms
imagine the profits in shekels on this hype
literally every retarded bought 3 months worth of food and other useless shit ahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
i can't stop laughing
this retarded shit is one of a kind
I'm in Japan, and all drinking water and toilet paper is sold out. I don't prep, so when I went into the supermarket today I was surprised to see toilet paper and cheap drinking water sold out. Thankfully, one of the ladies in customer service checked in the back of the supermarket for toilet paper and brought out a pack of 18 rolls. It was about US $4.50 or ¥480. But on Amazon, they are selling the same rolls for around ¥3,500 - ¥5,000. Thats like US $30 - $50 for 12 - 18 rolls of toilet paper.
I ran down while the primeminister was giving the speech because I wanted to buy extra medicine. By the time I paid for it as the first in line, the supermarket was PACKED
Yes but the real question is how are sales at Sukkertoppen
When licorice disappears in Denmark the danger is real
feels good to live in a small town in the most wealthy area of the country
nobody here is panicking
later losers
Also imagine being a euro dependent on govt trains
WEW
Nice.
Easy to read when you hit the spaces, bro
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OH NO NOT THE ASSWIPE I NEED IT LIKE AIR
>0.01% of population has a literal flu
>shut the entire country down
kek
baserede
How many normies are getting infected right now in those packed lines
I would love to see Danes starve
Wal-Marts here sold out days ago but other stores have stepped up
Massive kek
I still prefer Denmark to Sweden, though.
Heaving 120kg of rice. 50kg pasta. 250 cans of meat. 500 other cans. 250l of water. 300 rolls of TP. 1000 x 10.000 ui of vitamin d3 and 4 kilograms of vitamin C if fucking comfy...
Today people were fighting for a bag of rice when I was buying food for my dog... that was comfy as fuck.
>Toiletpaper are gone. Take notices other countries.
Just saying this tells me you didn't take notice of other countries.
europoors are do poor they shop using the small baskets when they stock up?
>3 months worth of food
How would that impact profits at all? Now these people won't have to buy food for 3 months even if it's a nothingburger.
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DIDN'T I FUCKING PREPARE ''BRO IT'S JUST SMALL COUGHS''. FUCK IM A STUDENT I DONT HAVE SHIT AT HOME AND SPEND ALL MY MONEY 2 WEEKS AGO ON WEED FUCK FUCK PLEASE LEND ME MONEY ILL HAVE TO FUCKING STEAL!!!
Go i fucking minus. Fuck hvis hele det danske økonomi kollapser.
stop it, you are out of your mind.
this is real,
>10 kilograms of pasta and half a bottle of olive oil in pantry, 4 eggs and 1 pack of bacon in fridge
This is gonna be fun!
So the cocksucking brainlet is germany? GG retard.
JEG HAR DEBIT!!!
dayum
you could argue a slight increase in profits since a lot of people lack self control and will eat more than they normally would with the stockpile, other than that spoilage of some foods if normies go full retard and buy perishables in abundance. Not much else though, not a ton of profit.
Så længe man kan nå at få sin S.U., restskat og feriepenge udbetalt
Why are people in Japan panicking
>Wal-Marts here sold out days ago but other stores have stepped up
So Canadians are panic buying? I thought it would be calmer there. Here I should have been more on the ball, but I don't overreact to these things. I have lived through many typhoons, eathquakes, tsunamis, SARS, Ebola, Zikas, etc.
Anyone else going innawoods when this shit hits the fan? Been hoping for a good excuse for a while.
>Why are people in Japan panicking
I don't know. I wondered that today, as I visitied several supermarkets and drug stores only to see all of the toilet paper and drinking water sold out. The Japs are panic buying also.
>implying things won't get worse
>what is exponential growth
>haha he stocks up what a weirdo
>it's just a flu bro
Yeah but your country is still called you are gay
I have a place.
But I will only go if shit hits the fan 50x.
Thinking of it. Is schools and stuff closed down in Sweden yet? If no, you better prep now.
>Anyone else going innawoods when this shit hits the fan? Been hoping for a good excuse for a while.
Seems okay, but what are your supplies like? Do you have supply dumps buried in the ground? What about guns / ammo? Do you have a cabin in the forest? You have to start thinking of these things. YOu can't just LARP in the woods going survival mode without adequately prepping.
It's actually the Republica Oriental de Uruguay
>The Republic to the East of Uruguay (river)
>can you imagine?
>tfw, I'm talking to a guy who's country is named Belgium, is fake, and is inhabited by Germanics and Latins.
>NOO NOT THE HECKING DO DO PAPER. NOT THE TOILET PAPERINOS! I NEED IT TO SURVIVE WHO CARES ABOUT CANNED GOODS, RICE, BEANS, WATER, WATER PURIFIERS, BACK UP GENERATORS, GUNS AND AMMO, MEDICINE, DRUGS AND VITAMINS/SUPPLEMENTS! I NEED MY WIPEY POOS!
You should've been in Japan 9 years ago. Panic buying knows no borders.
what about greenland tho
I have a bidet at home, no need for toilet paper
>OK HAND OVER THE FUCKING TOILET PAPER YOU INFESTED MOTHERFUCKER
I hope there are still enough bweer supplies in Dwenmark
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Not sure if you're a GI or an Eikaiwafag but if you are buddy buddy with some old neighbors in Japan you might wanna be soon. Old people in Japan are more than often prepped to high hell.
i still have hundreds of kilograms of food i purchased for the iran WW3 scare.
literally, like unironically enough to last for several years.
Thanks for panic buying lads, finnish paper economy thanks you
genuinely keked, thank you
Our public health department haven't gotten out of the coffee room yet but i'm hoping you danes will inspire them.
I don't get the toiletpaper thing either. But I guess it's a collective thing. Sort of life Game Theory I guess.
pic related from 30 min ago.
and then only if they live with their grandparents.
No, they've done fuckall beyond having a few bureacrats getting infected.
The closest thing is cutting away the req for quarantine days off work if you're sick.
Man in charge literally went off gallivanting to Somalia to help their government with pandemic defense on the day we had our first native corona case.
weed is good against corona.
>if you are buddy buddy with some old neighbors in Japan you might wanna be soon. Old people in Japan are more than often prepped to high hell.
That's very good advice. I am friends with some old people in my neighborhood. I'm the guy who posted about the dead cat, if you don't remember - "Tora-chan."
Lol, I fucking hate being in burgerland due to the sheer excess that everyone has, but shit will never run out over here
Bizarre. I went to the supermarket this afternoon (two of them actually). Both calm. NOT ANY HAND SANITIZER LEFT THOUGH
nah man it's like some sick twisted globalist joke it was predictively programmed somehow
WHY ARE YOU GIVING IN TO FEAR OF A FAKE VIRUS!
I'm raised at an farm and have a cabin up in the mountains. Feeling reasonably comfortable in my ability to live of the land. Only real concern is lacking ammunition stores and no tools to make more.
American culture is to panic when SHTF
> What no it isn't
Americans invented bank runs
is he claiming that corona is fake now?
this is the same nigga who thinks radiation doesn't exist.
Shit starting hitting the fan after the primeminister's press briefing around 21:00
Only thing I've seen run out in TX is hand sanitizer. You wouldn't know anything is going on.
>I'm raised at an farm and have a cabin up in the mountains. Feeling reasonably comfortable in my ability to live of the land.
Okay. You're on the ball, then.
>Only real concern is lacking ammunition stores
A guy in I know in California said that he's hording ammo like a mother fucker right now. Get it if you can find it.
Is this really all Europoors can afford to eat after the government takes most of their paycheck?
just be a fatty like me, i can probably last for 1 month without food.
>implying I haven't coofed all over the products
I think the real happening is not the disease itself, but all the economic and societal ramifications of it.
First they posted thanking us about the fact we warned them to prep food.
Then they posted thanking us for warning them to prep weapons and teaching them how to create makeshift shtf weaponry.
It's only just begun my viking friend.
Cant really argue with that..
Yep.
People should really do this more often.
Very powerful stuff
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>1 month
Depends on how fat you are. You could be like pic related. Just make sure to get your electrolytes and vitamins.
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE THAT HAS DIED OF CORONU?! I DIDN’T THINK SO. STUPID Yas Forums NEEDS REPEATING NUMMERS TO CONFIRM IT’S FAKE? HERE YOU GO
Go to the drugstore. To the weight loss section. Buy the meal bars. You should already have stacked toiled paper
>American culture is to panic when SHTF
Yeah, once it reaches the tipping point, people start going nuts. I think Japanese, usually, are more calm and reserved about this. Becuase there are so many natural disasters here every year. People just roll with it. But, this pandemic Corona shit has put them into panic mode. I'm still reserved on this, but I bought several cases of water that I found at a local supermarket and toilet paper. I don't have much, though. But I have an employer that might look out for me if shit really hits the fan. We'll see. I'm alone here, no wife, kids, so I just have to look after myself.
electrolytes and vitamins are for pussies. just get some salt and you'll be fine.
beer and bread, not gonna lie, based af
Everyone in panic mode. Buys beer. Based dane.
I could last 3 months without easily. Unfortunately corona also kills fat people more
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>Yep.
>People should really do this more often.
>Very powerful stuff
>Upvoted
Ha aha. Reddit faggots.
You should have gone for the canned fish retard
I'm about 3/4 of the way there. There's about 45lbs of frozen lean ground Kirkland pork in 1 lb packets in the freezer. I figure this is the core of the preparations for food. I'll spend the rest of the week getting the last few things. At the present rate here in E. Canada I figure we're looking at mid April quarantine/martial law. It's funny I'd say that two weeks ago here and everyone would look at me funny. Now they're starting to get it.
I went to Costco just now and there was hardly anyone there. I talked to a friend that works there and asked him about it; I told him yesterday about the mad rush to buy toilet paper in the west coast and NY costcos and he laughed. Today he told me; " they sold out of toilet paper by noon!" and he laughed. There's still huge pallets of canned fish and canned meats out.
>You should have gone for the canned fish retard
I got canned sardines, tuna, salmon and kippers.
LOL!
months worth of food is useless.
The state of this board now.
If anything they'd lose money since the just-in-time system is predicated on people not buying the long-lasting stuff they can store for extended periods of time.
LOL! I'm glad I don't live in cuckland!
>People fighting each over food
aren't you white? shouldn't you be more civilized?
>Sweden
>Our public health department haven't gotten out of the coffee room yet
Coofing room. They're at the store stockpiling as we speak and hauling it back to their whites only gated housing. Outbreak news coming tomorrow. Sorry people of Sweden. You should have stocked up.
>implying I didn't touch a shitload of stuff looking at calories and date of expiration
What do you think salt is?
>I'm about 3/4 of the way there. There's about 45lbs of frozen lean ground Kirkland pork in 1 lb packets in the freezer.
Is that your prep? Looks good. What's in the white bottles on the left of the olive oil bottles?
Good one!
really am going down to stack up on beer tomorrow.
will just buy some rice and spices and that will keep me going till the supermarkets are stacked once more.
then just sit and drink with friends till the storm blows over
Nevermind the fuckers have now decided to entirely stop testing people in the Stockholm region where one million of our population lives and most of the infection vectors enter the country.
I wasn't going to panic stockup before beyond having a bit of food to last a month but I sure as fuck am going to now. Fucks sake.
Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter.
You can survive off 1 16 oz jar for 2 days 3000 cal and a ton of fat and some protein
electrolytes other than salt are for pussies. there. real fasters throughout history did fine on just water and salt.
Hope you bought toilet paper too
>really am going down to stack up on beer tomorrow.
>will just buy some rice and spices and that will keep me going till the supermarkets are stacked once more.
>then just sit and drink with friends till the storm blows over
Based.
>Super markets say supplies will be fine as long as everyone doesn't start panic buying
>Everyone starts panic buying
Welp. Here's hoping people won't start dying of hunger in a week's time.
>Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter.
>You can survive off 1 16 oz jar for 2 days 3000 cal and a ton of fat and some protein
That shit's great, isn't it. Sticks to your ribs.
happened here a few days ago
next day everything was restocked and things had died down
makes sense, used to work at a supermarket as a kid, they get restocked daily and there's probably still goods circulating between factories and distribution centers
keep an eye out if your store will be restocked tomorrow, if it is, buy what you need. The first day is usually the worst by far
IM COOFING
The guy in netto was fucking shaking. the busiest hour in his life.
could just hear the nervousness in his voice and panic he had to hide behind the counter.
guess i'll have to rush into store when they open early morning
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Canned meats that provide sustenance? TOILET PAPER. We need TP! I'm panicking and don't know what to stock up on. Water too! Even though it comes out of the tap.
Imagine how much everyone being packed into grocery stores is going to spread the virus.
I didn't prep man, that's what my post was about. I'm gonna get fucked eating nothing but pasta. Nonetheless, just found a kilogram of whey protein powder.
Anyone know any good recipe with pasta and whey protein powder with salt caramel flavour?
Comfy
They closed school and my work is simi-closing.
what the hell am i suppose to do with my time
just got home from the market because I wanted more TP
suburb close to copenhagen had some 50+ people 5 minutes to closing with most of the toiletpaper gone
if you niggers have time to prepare do it now because it won't be pretty
Just saw this promotion in my neighbourhood supermarket.
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There is also pornography.
This happened here in Seattle a week or two ago. Its a nothing burger
Will trade cure for Greenland
Those are iodized sea salt from Costco. The come in 3 packs and they're cheap. You can't see it but there's a 20kg sack of steel rolled oats tucked away in there too. Bulk Barn is your friend. Nobody seems to know about it for staple supplies but that's where to go for your pinto beans and brown rice (beans = 18 amino acids + rice = 4 amino acids = complete amino acids. The third world runs on that shit) Order a 20 or 25kg sack and you get 10% off.
Hmm I didn't prep, my freezer and fridge are empty.. Oh well, at least I will be able to drop some weight finally
Kek
How did I do?
26 year old
Perhaps canned food sales but perishables will be needed
>guess i'll have to rush into store when they open early morning
This is what those who think they were smart by not going tonight is thinking
It's not happening. The only thing happening is normiefags hoarding milk for no good reason.
I literally cannot stress this enough: it's not happening, yall school niggas enjoy your 14 days off
>Those are iodized sea salt from Costco. The come in 3 packs and they're cheap. You can't see it but there's a 20kg sack of steel rolled oats tucked away in there too. Bulk Barn is your friend. Nobody seems to know about it for staple supplies but that's where to go for your pinto beans and brown rice (beans = 18 amino acids + rice = 4 amino acids = complete amino acids. The third world runs on that shit) Order a 20 or 25kg sack and you get 10% off.
I see. Yeah, I saw the beans. Good prep. Nothing fancy, but solid. You're ahead of the curve.
I heard masturbating cycles the sickness out of your system.
>what the hell am i suppose to do with my time
Read Stendahl's Charterhouse of Parma and Italian Stories of course. Then for extra fun read Ann Radcliffe's The Italian.
Alla har ju inte sommarstugor och liknande att dra till :( fast i storstan
Grand Strategy Games, save the white race from your chair
This. If anything it's gonna be the freak out that kills us
>Oh no I have 3 months worth of goods, what am I going to do with it all of this turns out to be nothing?
KYS Retard
haha bro just shower your ass