/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1909 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

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It may interest you to know that, despite the alleged travel ban in northern Italy, both Milan and Venice airports are operating as normal.
>It may interest you to know that, despite the alleged travel ban in northern Italy, both Milan and Venice airports are operating as normal.
It may interest you to know that, despite the alleged travel ban in northern Italy, both Milan and Venice airports are operating as normal.
>It may interest you to know that, despite the alleged travel ban in northern Italy, both Milan and Venice airports are operating as normal.
It may interest you to know that, despite the alleged travel ban in northern Italy, both Milan and Venice airports are operating as normal.
>It may interest you to know that, despite the alleged travel ban in northern Italy, both Milan and Venice airports are operating as normal.
It may interest you to know that, despite the alleged travel ban in northern Italy, both Milan and Venice airports are operating as normal.
>It may interest you to know that, despite the alleged travel ban in northern Italy, both Milan and Venice airports are operating as normal.

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Any other bros have a perfect 10/10 woman? She's been making extra, post-work grocery trips buying more and more cans every single day, even when I got lazy and thought we had enough.

Yes and yes.

You probably won't need to do either - but assume Wuhan conditions and quarantine times; pray for less.

HOW DO I BYPASS THE WALL STREET JOURNAL PAYWALL!? THIS LOOKS INTERESTING

wsj.com/articles/what-happened-when-one-student-got-coronavirus-on-a-trip-to-barcelona-11583890202?mod=e2tw&tesla=y

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>BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! OOOOOOH!!!
sound of my balls slapping against Tedros' ass after I eradicate the coronavirus.

Any Seattlefags know what LGS ammo stockpiles look like? Have been thinking of making another run.

wuhan 2.0 it is

IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING

IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING

IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING

That should be enough desu. A quarantine would last around 3 weeks or so but you can get supplies for additional two weeks if you want.

>my university has extended spring break and will have online classes for the rest of the semester
Finally

Imagine taking this meme disease seriously

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what does the coronavirus even do?

you won't need to go to a hospital anyway

archive.is just paste the link in and you don't even get jewed by ads. Should do this with all articles.

You triggered the retard trap
Retard

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pay them?

Reminder that anyone who still thinks this is just a fucking flu, (or the even bigger new cope - "Pandemics happen all the time bro") shouldn't be helped or warned any further. They had their chance, now they no longer deserve to be part of the gene pool.
From this point on only help those you deem worth to be part of the rebuilding, we get to mould the future how we want to now, let's make sure unaware retard genetics aren't part of it

>PANDEMIC
Today was a good day.
Lmao, the nigger said the P word just today.

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YOU KNOW, I USED TO BE A LITTLE MAD BY HOW STUPID AND IGNORANT PEOPLE CAN BE. BUT NOW I UNDERSTAND THAT ALL OF THEIR SUFFERING IS FOR MY AMUSEMENT. THE CORONACAUST IS A BLESSING

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>listening to some retarded boomer that's been proven wrong time and time again

Does he just tweet all day?

>when the end is nigh

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friendly reminder noone cares if you me or anyone else in here dies. just enjoy the show anons

Trump announcement when?

Just give me the tl;dr, doc. How do I self administer this shit?

I couldn’t get rid of all my Lyme bacteria what’s the chance I die I’m a 21 year old skinny male

NON SCHIZO REPORT:
>NON SCHIZO REPORT:
NON SCHIZO REPORT:
>NON SCHIZO REPORT:
NON SCHIZO REPORT:

Not much changed from previous dispositions, all non essential commercial activities suspended (restaurants, pubs, shops, etc.), industry can carry on as normal, remote work encouraged where possible, forced vacations suggested.
Public transport and essential public services still available.

But you fuckers want schizo doomsday reports don't you.

>previous thread lasted 10 minutes
People finally realize it's happening?

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It's a meme disease

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I have a legit bunker. Underground. I am quite wealthy and have it stocked with about 2 years of supplies. I am willing to take in any UK anons who failed to prep providing they allow me to administer estrogen and become my experiment/ sex slave. Must be a cute twinkish boy

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Yeah get hole-ridden lungs right away so you can die quickly once you get reinfected

We are at the beginning of the End of Times, friends.
I wish you the best in the battles to come.

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Virus survives up to 2-3 days in 98 degrees fahrenheit. Dr John Campbell video around 2:00
youtu.be/FZV9z0RVhy4

Wow a memeflaggot made a good post.

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friatider.se/beskedet-du-som-har-symtom-som-paminner-om-coronavirus-kommer-inte-att-provtas

>This is how Sweden will hide Corona statistics:
>Swedish authorities are now taking forceful measures to bring down the official numbers of infected and dead by Covid-19 in Sweden. Region Stockholm will now completely stop testing individuals who display Covid-19 symptoms, unless the individual in question is requested to be tested or is hospitalized.
>From Wednesday and onwards testing for Covid-19 will be limited to individuals who are hospitalized. Other people with symptoms will not be tested, even if they're from risk-zones or have been in physical contact with individuals confirmed to be infected.
>Quote from Region Stockholm: "You who display symptoms for the Corona virus will not be tested. This stands even if you've been in one of the risk zones or been in contact with someone who is confirmed to be infected with covid-19."
>The reasoning is said to be: "To protect patients in hospitals who were already suffering from another disease/sickness" [???????????]
>The decision means that from Wednesday and onwards, the amount of infected and dead will be unknown.

Based Jewish controlled government ran by incompetent boomers who've been put in positions of power due to nepotism and not intelligence.

Was supposed to have surgery today at the VA and they were screening people before entering the building about Corona.

Dumb cunt anesthesiologist wouldn't put me under because I used SNUS within 8 hours.

we get it, he's retarded, do you have to post every retarded tweet some literal who retard makes?

Contain Corona in the sanctuaries! Fuck the Left!

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>Told my parents to stock up on food.
Its just the flu user, well be ok.
>Denmark shuts down
>Panic buys insures.
>Omg what are we gonna do user?

Boomers are retareded.

GUYS I FOUND MORE CORONAVIRUS PREDICTIVE PROGRAMMING

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MORE MONEY ON DEFENSE FUCK HOSPITALS
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY

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or maybe there are none in africa because they have no testing capacity lmfao, this boomer is having a psychotic break

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You are loved.

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Reminder the measures we have taken in the U.K.

>Just wash your hands to happy birthday bro

N O T H I N G B U R G E R

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Entire article google translated:

>Swedish authorities are now taking very powerful measures to bring down the official figure of the number of infected and dead by covid-19 in Sweden. In Stockholm County, you stop taking samples for the disease completely if the patient is not already admitted for the disease in hospital.
>From Wednesday, the sampling of the corona virus in Stockholm County will be restricted to those hospitalized. Other people with symptoms will not be coronated even if they have been at risk or have been in contact with confirmed infected.
>The Stockholm region accounts for a majority of corona falls in Sweden. Earlier on Wednesday, 235 were confirmed infected.
>Now the region announces that it has stopped taking samples on suspected infected. The exception is people who are in hospitals.
>"You who have symptoms similar to coronavirus will not be tested. This applies regardless of whether you have been in the areas that have previously been infected or have had close contact with someone you know is ill in covid-19," writes Region Stockholm.
>The purpose is stated to "protect patients in hospitals that already have other diseases".
>The decision means that both the number of infected people in Sweden and the number of dead will in principle be unknown as of Thursday.
>State epidemiologist Anders Tegnell at the Public Health Authority explained during a press conference in the afternoon that the new strategy means that the authority has "changed a little neighbor".
>"We will no longer try with such a strong focus on travelers from risk areas, as the risk areas have become increasingly diffuse," he said.
>At the same time, the Stockholm region points out that it is important that everyone who has symptoms such as fever and cough follow the recommendations of the Public Health Authority and do not meet other people than those you live with and "do not travel by bus, subway, train or flight".

she is such an ugly little british goblin

lmao

... So, what are the news?
Can another italian user confirm this?

WVU? Based

young kindergartener hospitalized with wu-flu in norway
direkte.vg.no/coronaviruset/videos/193795

I can hook you up with one my friends living in the UK (he is in uni)

>SNUS
shut up

Italy closes all stores except pharmacies and food

what I wouldn't give to have Maisie straddle my face and have her asshole pressed up against my nose and lips

>humid air GOOD
oh how wrong he is lmao

BASED song

Everybody knows shits fucked

Is Italy also being affected by this media fearmongering scene?

You shouldn't need more food than that.
You should put the mask at home. Make sure it's well adjusted, then wash your hands and go outside. Don't touch your face again. Do not touch your face again. When you get home, wash your hands and take the mask by untying it behind yout head, do not touch your face. Discard the mask or place it inside an envelope if you need to use it again. Wash your hands again.

Should be ok

School I work at just sent around an email with instructions on how to use Google Classroom. I'm in the Houston GMA

>mfw our only hope is fucking global warming
What cruel irony is this?

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REEE FUCKING FROGS TAKING OUR 5TH PLACE

GOGO SPAIN NUMBER 1

>Schools closed starting monday
>universities closed too
>all museums, theaters etc closed
>no gatherings with more than 100 people allowed
>chancellor tells businesses to let people work from home
>people are to avoid social contacts
>parts of the country declared epidemic areas by other countries

Shit's getting real

Also my workplace today
>"Unless you are an officially confirmed corona case come to work or get fired ok"

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user. That extension is going to be permanent. Say bye-bye to university.

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its happy birthday twice user

AAAAAAAAAAA

imagine taking this meme disease seriously LOL. Pls tell me you're not brain damaged

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Get water too, its more important than food

>tfw all tests done today negative
>still at comfy 6 cases
>government shut down schools, public places and shit while we still had 0
>public transport was being disinfected 4 times a day while still at 0
>everyone was already self-isolating while even Italy wasn't exploding, refusing to travel there
We're going to make it

TRI MORETA incoming

He's from the based department so it must be true

This is what is gonna happen to me too except my dad will keep saying it’s just a flu until he dies

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This boomer MUST have some kind of mental issue, for two weeks now he's made retarded tweets every 10 minutes for hours at a time.

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Lads I'm cozy as fuck. I have an excuse to spend a month at my cottage, fishing, drinking beer, and grilling.

I hope she gets it. They already ran IVs and everything. Waste of a fucking day.

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At first I thought it was a nothingburger. I believed it was a nothingburger. Sure, it was a little strange to see WHO Director-General Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesu talking like he was pretending he was a government official of the Soviet Union in the 80s during the Chernobyl disaster, praising the fantastic work of China and reitterating that nothing, nothing is wrong. But then came Iran and Italy. And to top it all off our Prime Minister says that we'll be fine if we just use our common sense, while Italy is breaking down. We're being lied to, and it very much is, indeed, a big fat happeningburger.

All Florida schools are closing after spring break

damn,rosbifs and memericans are two different species

JUST

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>participate in /cvg/ general
>never bully /cvg/ general posters
>spread corona memes
>give corona chan your energy and help meme it's spread

Things are getting serious, Corona chan will spare her loyal followers right? While everyone is masked up and dying we can walk around freely with her merciful immunity right?

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Why do English people have to make everything childish and silly?

Well it is his job

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rolllling for tsarina

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Oh no not the heckin kiddarinos

More threads that Italian deads

Nothinburgerzza

܂

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INTERNAL MEMO SENT BY PIEDMONT AIRLINES CEO LYLE HOGG TO AIRLINE EMPLOYEES.

PIEDMONT AIRLINES IS A WHOLLY OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF AMERICAN AIRLINES.

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lol you barely have cases

This is truly the best timeline.

thank you. This is like winning the lotto...not like a big one but a little one that I appreciate a lot

Is she pregnant?

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Only retail activities are closed, along with restaurants and shops.

Supermarkets are open, pharmarcies are open.

You can still get your food delivered (based as fuck, I fucking cant live without my weekly pizza).

If you have to go out of your house, you have to self-certify, and you can go out only to buy food, medicinals or to provide assistance to the elder.

I think that's it more or less.

CROATIA FAGGOTS
THERE ARE RUMORS WE ARE GOING ON LOCKDOWN IN MONDAY AND THAT THERE ARE A LOT MORE CASES THAN REPORTED
i advise locking down right now and go buy some prep before the panic hits

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UK will be annihilated.

They won't test you unless you have confirmed contact with a confirmed case.

They won't confirm a case unless they test them.

As you can see by the time a case is confirmed (if ever) it will have been spread to hundreds of others, if not thousands.

I'm willing to put money on hundreds of thousands of people having Corona right now in the UK.

There will be a lot of death.

Government thus far has been literally;

>Wash hands, nothing is closed, carry on.

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no mention of zooombies......

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Something on this level of incompetence was to be expected.

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I'm starting to get an adrenaline rush from this; something fucked up is really coming together and I get the feeling that a bit of brutality is going to be an asset in these coming weeks.

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Chronic case of itchy butthole and painful hemorrhoids. You really don't want this thing user.

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Just stock up bro and prepare for the inevitable. USA gonna get hit hard.

Cafes?

covid19 is caused by sars-cov2 then what is influezna caused by?

He is retarded. He is also a scammer. He started a crowd funding thing to buy/rent a location in Washington so he could report his retarded MAGA show from there but went and bought property in Florida instead lmao

YOU GUYS, DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF THE CONGO HAS FALLEN.

EVERYTHING IS LOST.

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Follow God not some meme virus

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digits for summer defeating kung flu

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>TRAVEL IS SAFE AND THE RISK OF CONTRACTING COVID-19 IS LOW

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this kills the extroverts

KNULLA

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK
I WORK WITH BOOMERS
I WANT TO STAY HOME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Stay in school, kids!

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This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang
But a coof.

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come on heidi

Sounds comfy
I hope it happens here
Not that I want more dead boomers but I want a paid vacation to play vidya

Because they don't test anyone. Unless you cn prove you had close contact with a confirmed case or can prove you got flu-like symptoms while staying in an epidemic area you're not getting tested.

transcription of whatsapp audio of two doctors talking about their experiences in Italy (2 days old)
>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

a Channel4 interview with the ICU coordinator for Lombardy
>youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE

Joe Rogan Experience podcast with infectious disease expert Michael Osterholm
>youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

Sam Harris podcast with Nicholas Christakis, Yale professor and researcher of social networks, biosocial science, behavior genetics, and public health
>samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/
Sam Harris podcast with infectious disease specialist Amesh Adalja
>samharris.org/podcasts/191-early-thoughts-pandemic/

Nice stats and graphs on hidden cases
>medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

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Start naming and shaming people who fucked up in the CDC and other institutions. I'll start:

Gayle Langley, the person at CDC who was emailing people around the country telling them it was illegal to use tests made in a facility that hadn’t been approved by medicare/medicaid, has been publishing with the CDC since 2011 but has been employed by DHHS in some way since 2006.

narcisstic personality disorder at a pathologic degree

That US death count is at least two or three higher you sloppy fucking baker fags.

Unironically this

NHS is going to buckle within 2 weeks

WASHINGTON DECLARE EMERGENCY
>WASHINGTON DECLARE EMERGENCY

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>While everyone is masked up and dying we can walk around freely with her merciful immunity right
No user she is going to fuck you and leave you breathless
youtube.com/watch?v=SRbhLtjOiRc

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Duke and NC State have both extended their spring break and are moving classes to online

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Rolling

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roll

heidi is mine ;o

Was this before or after the plane was diverted because someone coughed and the people sitting next to them flipped out?

No
The righteous must be sacrificed first

It's annoying that maisie can be cute in some pictures when she's a goblin in all the others.

Hmm. happy birthday is not 30 seconds isn't it?

I want Belle’s juicy ass
Rolllllll

Man, she still looking beautiful as always.

Based

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No. So if I get Corona that's a bloodline lost.

They didn't even do this for World War 2, right?

When are businesses?

roling for Catherina, Natalie, Anne and Gianna and bonus Leah

if you believe (((Boiko))) and state media then you're an absolute retard. Ambulances have been all around under the guise of night, lights off, full police escort, transporting god knows what god knows where. The extended flu season we had before the initial corona-chan case was just a cover up. We're being lied to бpaтлe

If I'm a picky eater what foods do I stock up on? Tendies, hot dogs, mac and cheese, Reese's?

>saves pictures of men
Something you wanna tell us faggot?

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>get $100,000 into debt for uni
>it turns into a bunch of shitty online courses
>you got yourself into a lifetime of debt slavery to watch some videos that are too shitty for youtube

Just don't be fat, have diabetes (from being fat), have hear disease and under the age of 70 and you will be fine. Might as well go to an area with an outbreak and get it out of the way. Considering going to San Fransisco and having homeless spit in my mouth until I get it. Thoughts?

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normies still go out to walk the dog and I see some young retards loitering around. I haven't seen police enforcement where I live yet, but then again I haven't really been going out for at least a month.

That they do based Italian, if you aren't giving shock value you must be a lying shill.

I was t to fuck the shit out of that cute lil bell tower resident.

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G... guys. Trump has a plan, right? The US cases will come down once everybody realises this is a big nothingburger

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SUNY AND CUNY CLASSES MOVING ONLINE

Well 110% is possible if you account for future births

rollllllllllllli

Blatantly false, RETAIL businesses will be suspended, everything else goes on like yesterday.

>British media

roll

>Just don't be fat

Your country is dead

Reminder that no one gives a fuck that the CONGO has a measles outbreak that is worse than the current state of the international COVID pandemic. KEK!

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Exactly how bad does the coof have to be before it's a corona coof?

Good, but better to work a the local level. Pressure your local officials to act now. If they don't get everybody to hate their guts for eternity. They'll lose reelection, and maybe some based new guy imprisons them for recklessness (last part is likely not gonna happen but you can try).

Guys, what if mosquitos start transmitting it later this spring?

Here's the leadership of the CDC’s respiratory virus team.

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best movie ever
thank you nip bros

Fucking Mestizo

>RAMPANT COMMUNITY SPREAD IN MIAMI
RAMPANT COMMUNITY SPREAD IN MIAMI
>RAMPANT COMMUNTY SPREAD IN MIAMI
RAMPANT COMMUNTY SPREAD IN MIAMI

Post literally 1 picture where this Quasimodo looks cute

Italybros: what happens to the salaries of the workers of all business that have to close due to the lockdown?
This can be a true rape of the economy.

>my life for corona-chan

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Seems like it's actually happening this time. It's actually fucking happening and I don't want it to happen.

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>DID I HEAR CUNNY

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STICKY WHEN>????

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NO NO NO NOT MY HAPPAREEENOOO!

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Various strains and types of Influenzavirus.
Viruses have a tendency to mutate constantly, that is why we use the "coronavirus" term. Easier to classify by type, because the "species" itself can change anytime (and multiple types coexist)

>Just don't be fat
HOLY FUCK USA IS DEAD NOW
nbcnews.com/health/health-news/about-40-percent-us-adults-are-obese-government-survey-finds-n1144091

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Rolling

Our media is literal pondscum.

yeah i think they say 45% of people are obese. they deserve it to be fair.

Just tell them you had sex with the health minister.

Never

Fuck stickies

Oy Vey, we are in trouble

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see

How is India only at 62 cases and no deaths? They've had it since January. Has any right-wing government had a major outbreak?

US cases will plummet because we make barely any kits and they'll refuse to diagnose based on symptoms.

White rice, beans, and distilled water

she looks...old and used

roll

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>estimates

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>Had flu like symptoms the whole weekend
>Dry cough, sore throat, nasal congestion, fatigue, joint pain and headache and "fever" of 37.5 degrees Celsius
>Took Tylenol and Loratadine to keep the symptoms at its minimum.
>Felt better after a couple of days.
>Still with dry cough and nasal congestion.
>Started feeling a bit of short breath today, can't hold my breath more than 10 seconds.

I've read that Corona patients get "better" before the pneumonia hits and the renal failure after that...

Am I dead?

i actually want...something else

Is it safe to assume that where there is one confirmed case that there are likely many more unconfirmed?
I imagine the answer is yes, most definitely yes.

GIVE ME TRIPS

>9th case in Montgomery County identified as police officer; Pennsylvania state total now at 16
Eastern Pennsylvania is FUCKED.

6abc.com/6003463/

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Funny but I don't even get a dopamine hit anymore when this shit happens it has become so regular

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a lot of them have other issues that will cull them from being fat as well. all they had to do was put down the burger.

Her profile's good, as a kid she looked okay, maybe even cute, but her front portrait is ass.

BREAKING: Washington, D.C. declares state of emergency due to coronavirus
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237851333635407873

BREAKING: Washington, D.C. declares state of emergency due to coronavirus
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BREAKING: Washington, D.C. declares state of emergency due to coronavirus
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Fuck off, I have to travel to Croatia in 3 weeks

only the first 2 links are worth shit
the rest is cuck shit

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Your little haiku
Gave me a form of cancer
Unexpectedly

I'll screenshot this for a few days from now when it turns out that Accelerationstider were deliberately spreading a bunch of agitprop just to spread unnecessary distrust for the government among the people, using a dire time to their advantage like the rats they are.

im gonna do something similar, gonna challenge corona virus to fight deadass
if it truly deadly it finna pull up but ima win anyways

Italanons, I was under the impression it was mainly in the North this was a huge issue?

Just don't be American basically

Why test poorfags when you can just wait and throw them into the ganges?

live by the burger, die by the burger

What does sore throat even fee like?

HotS is /cvg/'s official MOBA

People just start infecting everyone they are around immediately that's why this shit is spreading so much. It happens well before anyone knows they have it, and it's highly infectious. We don't stand a chance.

>The ministry admits on MTV: The Finnish coronavirus epidemic can no longer be prevented

Well no shit. You didn't take good care of those sick fuckers who flew back from Italy. Should have barred them all from entering.

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rolll

corona virus will disproportionately kill white americans because the median age is higher

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my wife already cooked 2 tomato cans of our stash, goddamnit woman we gonna starve

My gf's brother has been put under quarantine, but the state refuses to test him because 'that isn't necessary for every case'.
What's habbening?

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I'd do the same thing if I wouldn't live together with my boomer parents

nope. Cope harder faggot

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One more try

Rollerini

Coronavirus did nothing wrong. Let it spread.

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>Started feeling a bit of short breath today, can't hold my breath more than 10 seconds.
That is really bad user. Get a pulse oximeter and test yourself. If you are ~90 you should probably call a doctor fast

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roll

FUCK OFF PLAGUE BEARER
WE ALREADY HAVE 1 DUDE THAT WAS INFECTED IN MUNICH
STAY AWAY

>Under the age of 40
Ftfy. Italy is reporting a huge increase of 40+ year olds needing immediate ICU care. Wouldn't surprise me if next week they were like "Uhhh it's actually fucking 30+ year olds too."

Excruciating cope

I fucking dare you faggot
westerners, fuck off

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lawl roll

Got myself a tsundere waifu.

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Threads are every 10 minutes atm and a lot of figures are changing rapidly

>Hot humid air bad
>Virus proceeds to spread all over central and south america

Help me! Help me!

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>Pandemics happen all the time
Seriously? I guess these kind of people think that flu is a pandemic?

>The ministry admits on MTV
what the fuck is going on in the spurdoland?

Well makes sense since Maryland did.

Need to get those federal funds flowing and lay the groundwork for martial law.

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And you idiots didnt wanted to turn this country into Cuba, fuck you

people collapsing just like China
twitter.com/Rntk____/status/1237837150952886272

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My country just shut down. All public facilities like schools etc. except for medical and police. Also heard we had the highest doubling rate for infections in the world.

pls halp

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Think about it this way: what are the chances this person didn't contaminate anyone at all?

>MY LIFE FOR CORONA-SAMA

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Dry cough is not a good sign. This thing is specifically dry

>I like my closet

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Why are there so few Corona-chans with budding/medium breasts?

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RIP Italy

THANK YOU CORONA CHAN FOR GETTING ME OUT OF WORK, TAKE MY POWER.

>CORONA-CHAN WILL FREE THE WAGIES

bathwater waifu plzzzzzzz

Oh look, it's someone else too retarded to understand exponential growth

hello based department

I doubt anything is happening you know why? Because I'm not seeing a flood of cell phone footage. If this was as big as its being made out to be there would be millions of webms to go through of prepper confrontations and chaos at hospitals.

All I've seen are a few troubling (unverified) webms from literal ground zero in Wuhan and ICU's in Italy with 90 year old's dying because they are fucking old and got a flu.

Are you feeling a little more short of breath today than usual?

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Seoul outbreak?

remember to kiss and hug your grandma in case she doesnt make it

youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k
who will make a meme out of this?

Watch the fucking niggers and muslim orks like a hawk, also your fucking mafia bastards.
That treasonous scum will rather fuck their own people over than their new nigger friends.

I think he's just very much invested in stock markets, that's all. Better that "kill all whitey, down with patriarchy" coming from the left.

1. healthcare bills that make you sell your wooden house and the wooden house of your children
2. no sick leave equals rampant spread
3. high rate of obsity and cardiovascular deseases
4. gullible low IQ mutts falling for scammers on social media
5. virus only slowed down by warm waether, not deactivated

fat U.S. lards will get analed by corona chan with a strap on

My dad works in a hospital and I'm scared for him
please corona chan spare my dad ;_;

Still pretty bad desu. It’s only been a few days and you guys keep getting hit the worst.

getting tested, will fly to uk to be your sissy fucktoy if im neg

>France +497
They are actually racing us.

>Virus can live in the air for several hours
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why don't you just find a chink whore that coughs?

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yeah that is my only worry. currently only 2 cases in my state and it is a flyover so maybe people will fuck off and not bring it here. Both cases are from people coming from Italy.

>better to work at the local level
I've been doing that as well, and I would encourage all anons to contact their local health authorities to pressure them for more proactive measures (longer quarantines, more testing, etc) against the virus. Pretty much all anons here are more educated on the virus and how to stop it than any politician; I think we should try to use some of that knowledge to save people.

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Have any of you played the new plague cure flash game aim on the verge of a cure only 312 million dead over 10 years your welcome

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What about work

I suspect everyone I've met including myself in the last two months is infected

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can't wait for 200k+

here ya go pie nutz

archive.is/b6Kat

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Is she really a tsundere? More a yandere to me and not really heavy of dere if you know what I mean

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