We're fucked NYC bros

I think im gonna livestream a drive theough flushing tonight. You guys will love it. It could be shanghai and you wouldnt be able to tell the difference.

How are people this comically incompetent? Is this an act? Are people actually this stupid?

I am so looking forward to this.

If they don't shut down the subways I don't care

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Here's some cozy memes

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>Probably in the worst place in the country to be for this
Seattle says hi user

actually I take it back. NJ is the worst place in the US to be for this.

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any /cuny/bros here?

what are yoou guys gonna do now that everything is shut down

im gonna play the new animal crossing and pretend everything is ok

stay in the house and wait. have shot guns and a dog and great water filtration. am overweight(25#) and eating less for the next few months will be just fine.

>am overweight(25#)
This.
I've been strategically fat for years.
Here's the payoff.

Yep. Currently trying to convince the senpai that we should get the fuck out of here for a week.

not much to live for at this point so at least something interesting will happen

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good night faggots

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Fuck this city. I don't care if I go down with the ship. Watching it burn is everything I ever dreamed of.

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NYC is one of the biggest shit holes. I had a more enjoyable time in Colombia. Not many people of value will be lost.

I want to see photos of the national guard in new Rochelle.

shot guns in nyc?

get out of there, take metro north into fairfield county

That's life (That's life), that's what all the people say
You're riding high in April, shot down in May
But I know I'm gonna change that tune
When I'm back on top, back on top in June
I said, that's life (That's life), and as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks, stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down
'Cause this fine old world it keeps spinning around

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>Now simmer down, Barney. It's just the flu.

sure it ain't a handgun, and I'm an American citizen. All legal, life-saving tool tyvm.

Muh dead black son

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Long Island eastern Suffolk reporting in. The entire family is prepared for the worst. Full face masks, months of food including pet food, water storage, fuel storage, HAM communications and the knowledge to deploy data networks in the local area for trading and community watch.

I've been living in hell for a long time. Nice of you all to join me.

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Let me in.

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>they never made Escape from Earth
fucking hollywood I swear

>a dog and great water filtration.
What breed produces the best water?

Based and don't-give-a-fuck-pilled

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>7571359
> (OP)
Former flushingfag here, can confirm it's our own little piece of asia.

>Let me in.
FLIR cameras on all corners of the house. Nothing with a heat signature gets within 1/4mile without an alert. My body is ready.

>be sick
>go to work
5000 iq move

Cuomo just said those living in Rochelle that travel into the city for work WILL NOT be stopped by the national guard. My question is, why even summon the national guard if you don't plan on quarantining the entirety of New Rochelle? Is our governor a fucking dick head? I think yes..

>TFW prepped 3 1/2 weeks ago
Mylar bags should be coming in tomorrow, I'm so excited!

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I'm in westchester count yourself lucky

the COVID-19 isn't exclusive to chinks so enough with the racist bullshit

if anything more JEWS have the virus than chinese folk in NYC, let that sink in..

Only an hour or so away from you. What is the vibe there? Is there convinient drive thru testing and whatnot?

Same, I'm from White Plains

BEAT BEAT BEAT
KILL KILL KILL

I'm at my family's summer home in the Hamptons all by myself, literally just me and the cop that drives by the house every 30 minutes.
RIP to all of you

>I'm at my family's summer home in the Hamptons all by myself, literally just me and the cop that drives by the house every 30 minutes.

Let me come over, I'll bring some meth.

Ayooooo eastern Suffolk rise up

That was Gosts of Mars

Sunnyside Queens checking in.
It's been nice knowing you lads. Thanks for all the laughs.
Avenge me.

lock new york down. do not allow them to leave. then set the place on fire - it’s the best way to defeat covid-19

Dad just went to brooklyn for a day, we have plenty of food for prep. We are ordering masks. I would have prepped sooner but my parents have the money.

Hopefully he comes back clean.

I would wish for a big generator by my family wont get one of those either.

RIP. I will pour one in your honor.

Mount sinai reporting in!

I left that god forsaken hell hole as soon as my Brooklyn neighborhood turned into a a combination of Moscow and Beijing.

Bayside, Queens reporting in, located right next to Flushing. About to head to stop and shop for some non perishables.

Based Cali bro

No one is freaking out here , and we literally have homeless out the ass
In all honesty we probably are immune to it. Especially being close to the border.

yeah great idea. spread your disease. What a fucking moron.

>From Eastchester, NY
>New Rochelle is the neighboring town and in quarantine
>Father works in the city and his building had to be quarantined because people caught corona
>He's home with a cold and in absolute hysterics while I'm living in Tennessee and traveling to Atlanta for work this weekend

Not gonna lie, it's kind of a bummer watching all this even if it's from a safe distance. I had Chinese food for lunch today as a middle finger to all the hysteria.

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some jew gave it to his kids and his rabbi and now god knows who has it here.

White plains
there are no chinks there, and Westchester is all Jews, mysterymeat mutts and a smattering of Chinks, gooks,

oh and
Long Island City,
Too many Chinks here. But they got money

That'd be pretty comfy. Hopefully I remember to check back.

Metoo lads. It'll give us an extra month on ultra low rationing.

Why do any of you retards care about THE ELECTION, when THE VOTE is a literal placebo and the greatest SCAM ever in the ENTIRE history of the world. YOU do NOT choose THE PRESIDENT. The ELECTORAL COLLEGE (a group of rich pedophiles) LITERALLY CHOOSE the president. NOT YOU...THEM. THIS IS HOW THE AMERICAN GOVT. WORKS. READ YOUR LAW BOOKS, FAGGOTS.