CORONA PREP /comfy edition/

Same, I think me and my family were a little too late on buying supplies. We'll probably last 3 months at best

I can hold out for 9 months. That's when the dog food runs out. I need to make a sand bag pill box in my front yard. Seattle will be under martial law soon

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Same here. After two months my plan B is to die.

I have one case of beers and I live in a fraternity house.

What are my chances? I keep my room and common area pretty clean but I'm going to get a little more serious if we get a confirmed case

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life is a habit

at least you can piss off others by clingin on to it

>3 months at best
thats long enough

How much water is that?

Dogs can eat liberals and be just fine. Just make sure to wash his paws if he touches them.

I have 3 months supplies and consider that the minimum.

Millions will die.

For those that are new to having a sensible pantry buy pepermint oil and use it in a spray for your preps it keeps the mice out because it fucks up their navigation using their pheromones

>Condoms

Planning a rape spree during the pandemics I see.

between the bottles the 5 gallon and my two water bobs
looking at around 550 gallons

I have more in the garage

>Keeping mice out

Don't listen to this faggot. Catch em and cook em. We are in the end of times lads. Nothing goes to waste when this game is played.

im married fren

post a pic

I have two cats

>bobs

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Good good. I have seen to many dumfucks holding like 10 liters of waters. They doesn't realise that they won't even be able to cook 5 kg of rice with that amount of water. They'll be dead in 2 weeks.

blessed

Well done Chad

I'm ready

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Lil scamp went to my bed

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I know dude we're fucked.

For extra proteins in case of emergency I assume?

I wish I had someone to quarantaine with

>no lube
based and catpilled

No I saved him from crackheads when he was 4 weeks old and covered in ringworm. They were also letting their pitbull beat him him

I had to bottle feed him for 4 weeks and hes the best cat I have ever owned.
I would let this cutie eat me first I love him to much

>virus kills 50% of the population
>user starts eating mice
>a new mouse flu develops
>it kills the other half of the population
Thanks.

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Take in a scared girlie when the mobs of roaming muslims come looking to eat people

Save her life with your actions then save her vagina and bobs with your cock

>soon

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Ben scoring da jumbo rolls at all my local Dunkins, Sorry if you had none, you should have checked before you got rekt. I drove away and kek'd...INB4 get necked.

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>Good good. I have seen to many dumfucks holding like 10 liters of waters
But it's not a zombie apocalypse, don't you think water will be kept on until the end?

You are insane

>married
>still using condoms

Just pull out faggot. Imagine being married and still fucking a piece of latex inside your wife kek.

stop acting like a stupid nigger.

I have a cat too. It was a kitten who just sat outside my door. He was very malnutritious and scared so I took him in after a couple of days. Now he's a beast fighting with foxes and shit. He's weighing almost 10 kilos. I refused to cut his balls at the vet when other suggested it. He's my bro for life.

He knows hes lucky, good job user you got lucky too.

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Good on ya. Gorgeous cat.

you've posted this exact same fucking picture for 3 days now you faggot, at least take the time to get new shit and a new photo

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Imagine getting pregnant during a pandemic lol.

Why the fuck are people freaking out? It only kills old people.

So says my fellow amerimutt...Like I give a fuck about DD, fuck off.

If someone isn't working at the water plants how the fuck is clean water is going to be made swebro?

user I don't mean to judge but that's less than a month supply of condoms. You don't want to knock your girl up during a Pandemic. Unless this user was closer to the mark

You have no idea what water plants are for

Why is your floor joist 24in on center? Shouldn’t it be 12? Looks like it’s your basement looking up at 1st floor.

Fuck of shlomo. White men talking.

Locked and loaded...

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because you don't have to catch the coronavirus to get forced into lockdown

Roof eave Maybe

All my new shit is guns and ammo and I refuse to post that

Here's my other kitter a Russian Blue

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Who here /raider/?

Keep buying more shit so I can take it niggers