/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1908 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

based Gary

mayans did a typo many moons ago

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why is that woman wearing a helmet

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Susan Gerber is the person in charge of respiratory viruses at the CDC.

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cnbc.com/2020/03/10/morgan-stanley-says-employee-tested-positive-for-coronavirus.html
>Morgan Stanley said that an employee at its suburban New York office has tested positive for Coronachan
>bank conducted a “deep cleaning” of the Purchase office after making the discovery, the New York-based firm told employees Tuesday in an email
>latest Wall Street firm to report an employee was found with Coronachan. Yesterday, Wells Fargo told Bloomberg News that a worker in San Francisco had the disease
>Barclays and BlackRock each confirmed that an employee in the firms’ respective New York offices tested positive.
>“We are working closely with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and other local authorities, and are following their advice,”
>aid the midtown Manhattan office with the impacted employee remains open and that the firm “has been taking all precautions and preventive measures to maintain a clean and healthy environment for our employees and our clients.”
archive.is/D3aN8

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It may interest you to know that, despite the alleged travel ban in northern Italy, both Milan and Venice airports are operating as normal.
>It may interest you to know that, despite the alleged travel ban in northern Italy, both Milan and Venice airports are operating as normal.
It may interest you to know that, despite the alleged travel ban in northern Italy, both Milan and Venice airports are operating as normal.
>It may interest you to know that, despite the alleged travel ban in northern Italy, both Milan and Venice airports are operating as normal.

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EVERYTHING IN ITALY IS CLOSED
ilmessaggero.it/italia/coronavirus_italia_chiusura_totale_conte_serrata_ultime_notizie-5105432.html

WE'RE OFFICIALLY IN WUHAN MODE EVERYBODY
WE'RE OFFICIALLY IN WUHAN MODE EVERYBODY
>WE'RE OFFICIALLY IN WUHAN MODE EVERYBODY
>WE'RE OFFICIALLY IN WUHAN MODE EVERYBODY
WE'RE OFFICIALLY IN WUHAN MODE EVERYBODY
WE'RE OFFICIALLY IN WUHAN MODE EVERYBODY
>WE'RE OFFICIALLY IN WUHAN MODE EVERYBODY
>WE'RE OFFICIALLY IN WUHAN MODE EVERYBODY

ITALY IS CLOSED DUE TO AIRBORNE AIDS

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if you dont test for it it doesnt exist :)

look at how low our incidence is :))))

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kek

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youtube.com/watch?v=TqSZwgxGmzc
youtube.com/watch?v=TqSZwgxGmzc
youtube.com/watch?v=TqSZwgxGmzc
youtube.com/watch?v=TqSZwgxGmzc
youtube.com/watch?v=TqSZwgxGmzc
TEACHING PEOPLE TO WASH THEIR HANDS GOVERNMENT REACTION CANADA STYLE

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Can someone who will have a frank discussion with me please tell we why you all think that countries are hiding deaths etc? I understand with China because it's the CCP but it very much looks like confirmation bias when the only numbers everyone ITT accepts as truth are Italys. Obviously under testing is a factor but if you go by that logic then Covid-19 death rate should if anything be lower as most untested cases can largely be assumed to be minor. Do you have proof or source to show another country is hiding/underreporting their numbers?

desu factories and tertiary offices are still open. Only retail activities and bars/restaurants are closed.

YES CORONA DEAR GET ALL THE BANKSTERS

Here's what she looks like.
>woke female doctor physiognomy

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>Finally get a date after years of being single
>Literally the next day a pandemic is declared
>I work in a passenger facing position at a Californian airport

I am going to die, aren't I? Ironic. I'm stocked up on guns, ammo, food, water, and in the end none of it matters. I along with everyone I care about will probably die and there is nothing anyone can do to save us.

Repent, the end is coming.

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It feels great to be in acceptance mode when the retards in my work are only now starting to shit their pants. Especially after listening to them spout complete nonsense about Corona chan being just a flu that will never reach us for the past month.

dumb spammer

Pee pee poo poo

I can’t get rid of all of my Lyme bacteria what’s the chances I die of this virus

Why?

she's wife material; very few women are so aware of what could happen in a panic situation.

Nah G, Conte changed everything

You have been posting the same shit for two months now.. please kys fucking leaf loser

This faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic!

WILL THE NEW ITALIAN MEASURES STOP CORONACHAN BROS???? I LOVE HER!

Wash your mouth out with soap faggot.

hahahahahaha nothingburgers and shills on suicide watch, we are right, AGAIN

he literally said that in the interview, you cockmongler.

Based

imagine judging someone by how they look when you weigh enough to crush an elephant

disgusting

THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

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>qt in the helmet

>WE WANT HABBENING!

habbening habbens

>NOOO PLZ STAHP HABBENING!

We had two options
1) Ruin some chink vacations 2 months ago, hurt feelings, be dirty racists
2) Shut down whole countries for months to keep boomers from being holocausted, nuke the economy, hold our asses and pray for a vaccine

rtmagazine.com/disorders-diseases/infectious-diseases/other-infections/montenegro-coronavirus-free-europe/

are we the Chads of Europe?

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Schools close in Lisbon due to coronavirus.
What does the lisboetacuck do?
Goes to the beach. Thousands of people went to the beach instead of staying at home.

This country is populated by hordes of subhumans.

It's racist

My country today, after schools and quite a few workplaces closed.

I want to emigrate. Help. The shame is too much.

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Fuck yourself you stupid fucking faggot.

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You probably already had Corona but it was mild. I can't imagine anyone working at an airport wouldn't have been infected over the past two months.

>BREAKING
BREAKING
>BREAKING

STARVING MONKEYS INVADE THAILAND CITIES DUE TO LACK OF TOURISTS FEEDING THEM

liveleak.com/view?t=kIuyP_1583930530

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>present Corona like symptoms
>Call doctor
>Sorry user you have not had confirmed contact with a case so we can't test you
>We also can't cofirm a case without testing
>But doctor-san , don't you see the flaw in this, surely this means by the time you confirm a case it's days, possibly weeks too late?
>Doctor stutters.
>Don't close schools
>Don't offer any advice
>Don't close anything
>Literally everyone around is coofing spluttering mess
>Sirens everywhere

What did the NHS mean by this? Are they thinking they they close their eyes and don't report cases then we don't have a problem or something? Are they trying to kill off the old boomers to swing the vote in favour of the brown ghoul youth?

This cough is bad bros...

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Do it if you want to live. Pic related. how leprosy was brought under control. anyone that has ever seen a zombie movie knows this. Covid-19 zombies don't have to bite you, just breathe on you or something you touch.

IS PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION STILL ACTIVE IN ITALY?
>IS PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION STILL ACTIVE IN ITALY?
IS PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION STILL ACTIVE IN ITALY?
>IS PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION STILL ACTIVE IN ITALY?

why isnt she wearing goggles and a respirator though

imagine judging someone by how they look when you weigh enough to crush an elephant and have neck hair longer than your 3 inch dick

friatider.se/beskedet-du-som-har-symtom-som-paminner-om-coronavirus-kommer-inte-att-provtas

>This is how Sweden will hide Corona statistics:
>Swedish authorities are now taking forceful measures to bring down the official numbers of infected and dead by Covid-19 in Sweden. Region Stockholm will now completely stop testing individuals who display Covid-19 symptoms, unless the individual in question is requested to be tested or is hospitalized.
>From Wednesday and onwards testing for Covid-19 will be limited to individuals who are hospitalized. Other people with symptoms will not be tested, even if they're from risk-zones or have been in physical contact with individuals confirmed to be infected.
>Quote from Region Stockholm: "You who display symptoms for the Corona virus will not be tested. This stands even if you've been in one of the risk zones or been in contact with someone who is confirmed to be infected with covid-19."
>The reasoning is said to be: "To protect patients in hospitals who were already suffering from another disease/sickness" [???????????]
>The decision means that from Wednesday and onwards, the amount of infected and dead will be unknown.

Based Jewish controlled government ran by incompetent boomers who've been put in positions of power due to nepotism and not intelligence.

>literally nigger mountain

cant make this shit up

Give me the real Chinese numbers nao!

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I am unironically praying for a collapse

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pasta la vista

It was >happening when the chinese were welding people in their homes and threatening people with guns, etc. Now it's scary

anyone else sleepy?

It says in one short sentance ”to protect people hospitalized with other diseases”

>38->91 in two days
goodbye fags

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Women really are dumb
I got my dad drummed up into panic mode like 3 weeks ago, but his wife bitched at him for being paranoid, so we didnt prepare enough

Shamefur dispray

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You losers are still here? Kek

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politi.dk/coronavirus-i-danmark/foelg-smittespredningen-globalt-regionalt-og-lokalt

PLEASE FIX DENMARK NUMBERS. TOTAL 514, (+252 TODAY). BRO

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Thank you Dr. Purr very cool

Chernobyl
>Communism
>"It's just scaffolding fire bro"
>"Don't let the public know about anything, it's misinformation"
>"cut the phone lines"
>"3.6 roentgen, not great not terrible"
>"It's just seasonal feedwater"
>"He's delusional, get him out of here, take him to the infirmary"
>"we have everything under control"
>"the air is glowing"
>"we seal off the city"
>"you didn't see grapite on the ground because it's not there!"

Wuhan
>Communism with Chinese characteristics
>"It's just a flu bro"
>"Stop spreading schizo theories, that's misinformation"
>"purge the internet of videos and posts"
>"R0 of 6, not great; not terrible"
>"It's just the seasonal flu"
>"He's delusional, take him to the crematorium"
>WHO: "China has everything under control"
>"It's not airborne, keep planes going"
>"We seal off 800 million people"
>"You didn't see corposes on the streets because it's not there!"

Cuz it makes her invulnerable on her bike.

What city are you in?

yeah it is

Seriously, bro. Let's just go somewhere else. Ashamed of being portuguese.

if you dont report it it doesnt exist

this is definitely the western strategy

Oh my. It’s not right wing as well though, is it? I’d hate for literal nazi’s to exist in Europe.

My roommate who is a lecturer at the local Uni is suspiciously staying home playing games instead of being at work after weeks of telling me to shut up about all this. When I walked in to the room he immediately put in headphones and pretended I wasn't there.
But I'm sure he just felt like taking the day off, right?

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Rare wuhan footage. youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

1st case of presumed community transmission in Wales (Caerphilly).
archive.is/hOM17

Wales V Scotland in Cardiff on the weekend (70k stadium), great idea lads.

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AFTER 514 INFECTED, DENMARK GOES UNDER ALMOST TOTAL LOCKDOWN - ORDER FROM PRIME MINISTER.

>ALL SCHOOLS CLOSED FOR 2+ WEEKS, ALL PUBLIC WORKERS WITHOUT CRITICAL JOBS TO BE SENT HOME FOR 2+ WEEKS WITH PAY. EVERY RELIGIOUS PLACES ENCOURAGED TO DO THE SAME.
>NO INDOOR EVENTS WITH 100+ PEOPLE
>ONLY SELECT FEW COUNTRIES ALLOWED TO BE TRAVELED TO
>ALL HOSPITAL AND NURSING HOMES ARE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO HAVE NO VISITORS WHAT-SO-EVER FOR 2+ WEEKS.
>"MORE REQUIREMENTS CAN AND WILL BE PUT IN PLACE IF NECESSARY"

WAY MORE SHIT WAS SAID BUT I COULDN'T CATCH IT ALL FAST ENOUGH.

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I just started dating my crush and we were going to a concert this weekend only to have every major gathering cancelled. This might be the biggest cosmic joke yet.

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>Svenska myndigheter vidtar nu mycket kraftfulla åtgärder för att få ned den officiella siffran över antalet smittade och döda av covid-19 i Sverige. I Stockholms län slutar man helt att ta prover för sjukdomen om patienten inte redan är inlagd för sjukdomen på sjukhus.

???????????????? DOM SA LEGIT JUST >VI SKA DÖLJA NUMRENA NU BARA SÅ NI VET
HAHAHAHA

once you move past the containment stage, testing doesn't really serve much purpose. sick people will turn up at the hospital, pneumonia is pneumonia.

>Corona-chan Vending Machine
>MEGA archive: mega.nz/#F!zO4WGKCB!LtgCyS6blDgLm5xLhJZOYg

Reply with what you want and/or send me new ones.

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Holy fuck these trumptards who think corona is just an attempt to make trump look bad are actually peak retard.How the fuck can you seriously think that italy and china would willingly fuck their economies over to "get trump out" is actually beyond me.

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>still can't work from home

Ffs man

HOW DO YOU BYPASS THE WSJ PAYWALL? I WANT TO READ THIS: wsj.com/articles/what-happened-when-one-student-got-coronavirus-on-a-trip-to-barcelona-11583890202?mod=e2tw&tesla=y

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Croatia has fallen. In 48h we will end up in lock down. Schools will be closed from Monday. Apsolute rumors gathered through grapewine.

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Why are t_d boomers so cringe? They will be coughing up blood and still saying it’s a nothing burger while beating off to niggers in red hats.

Good luck m8!

The thot is only 26 years old and is in ICU.

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Yeah I've been seeing alot ambulances and police cars, more than often. I've also got a dry cough, GP wont take me, neither will the hospital.

the happening has only just begun

We're not doing this faggoted ass shit again

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Thank you Dr.Purr
very cool

I am svelte and handsome boy, madam! I assure you, your barbs have no effect on me.

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>Wu Flu
>Kung Flu
>WuHu Flu
>Justa Flu
>WHO Flu
>Monarch
>Wumonia
>Chinkpox
>Chinobyl
>ChinAIDS
>COVID-19
>Holocough
>Chinkenpox
>WuTang Flu
>Coronachan
>Xi Jinplague
>SARS-CoV-2
>Flu Man Chu
>Airborne AIDS
>Bat-Man Virus
>Winnie the Flu
>Bat Soup Croup
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Wubonic Plague
>Pangolin Pandemic
>Wuhan Coronavirus
>Wet Market Surprise
>Communist Lung Herpes
>China's One Corpse Policy
>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19
>Misfortune Cookie Cough
>Winnie the Flu
>Unknown Flu Object
>Ghengi's Revenge
>Nana-san-ichi Butai no fuku ven

>followed by CWC

What the fuck

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FRANCE HAS OVERTAKEN SPAIN
>FRANCE HAS OVERTAKEN SPAIN
FRANCE HAS OVERTAKEN SPAIN
>FRANCE HAS OVERTAKEN SPAIN
FRANCE HAS OVERTAKEN SPAIN
JUSTE NIQUE MA MERDE HAUTE

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He says as schools close across the US and stocks plummet, as a result of giving it 2 weeks repeatedly

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Very cool

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THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

Everyone is coughing at my University.
Everyone keeps greeting with kiss cheeks.
Everyone keeps greeting with handshakes
No one wears a mask or mouthcover.
Everyone is coughing or with runny nose.

Am I dead?

Schizo, prepping is retarded right now. Grocery chains carry supplies for ~30 days, i.e. there will be AT LEAST one more restock next week. And you can shop everything then.

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Didn't they use 60-base system? Would be fun to see possible and likely typographical mistakes of 2012 in base 60 of their alphabet.

briefing cancelled wew lads

I guess the police need to come out with bamboo canes of shame and start beating people

AW SHIET
>here we go again

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>assuming Yas Forums is one person

if I was still in college I would have stopped going to campus 4 weeks ago

fuck off retard

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The based pastafags on the other hand put all their data on github
github.com/pcm-dpc/COVID-19.git
clone that shit

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She has a fever, the helmet will protect her if she has a seizure.

Digits and Canada becomes future fortress of white race

Eu faria o mesmo, desu. So pessoas velhas estao morrendo.

>countries fall for the "just a flu bro"meme like retards
>turns out its not just a flu, hundreds dead
>can't own up to it now because people will super panic before you can set anything up in terms of lockdowns/quarantines

They missed their opportunity to contain it so now they're trying to contain it while not blatantly telling their constituents "lol yup we you'll probably die sorry"

Euro numbers show that chinks obviously lied about theirs

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See what I mean? It's not what you want to hear so I'm a faggot. So fucking retarded.

Best decision ever taken, pastas fill fucking bars and restaurants on a working day evening every fucking evening. No wonder it spreads so easy.

imagine replying to the same post twice

Not cool you fucking queer

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>statistics doesn’t serve any purpose

Im sure they put a thermometer on every forehead

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We're all dead, user. The simulation will stop soon and ease our suffering.

I hope we all make it, pastabro.

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boomer migapedes are chapo traphouse level retarded

In the 1-2 weeks it's been spreading, it's in the entire Italy. Everyone in your country is fucking social as shit.

OK FUCK THE NARRATIVE THEY ARENT TESTING TO HIDE NUMBERS
THEY KNOW IT IS TO BE WIDESPREAD SO ARENT WASTING THE MONEY DO PROCURE TESTS

ALSO, >>>THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH TESTS TO TEST EVERYONE

ONE NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME

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That’s decidedly weird.

be glad, that none of us have to panic buy together with a bunch of normies in some crappy discounter.

You have prepped, right?

>tfw big boss asked me two weeks ago to make sure everyone can work at home
>tfw were ready to work anytime now

THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

Its like bikes dont exist elsewhere

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London.

It's over.

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THANK YOU DR PURR, VERY COOL!

Baserat och rödpillrat!

You know, I must confess, I haven't hopped a plane to wuhan to look for mass graves, interview locals and get slammed into chink prison

The real Chinese numbers are what's inside the pulp fiction briefcase.
You will never see the real numbers.

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Very exciting the world is ending!

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kys before you post more images like that?
thanks sweetie

it appears so are you.

We didn’t start the fire!
It was always burnin since the worlds been turnin

Entire article google translated:

>Swedish authorities are now taking very powerful measures to bring down the official figure of the number of infected and dead by covid-19 in Sweden. In Stockholm County, you stop taking samples for the disease completely if the patient is not already admitted for the disease in hospital.
>From Wednesday, the sampling of the corona virus in Stockholm County will be restricted to those hospitalized. Other people with symptoms will not be coronated even if they have been at risk or have been in contact with confirmed infected.
>The Stockholm region accounts for a majority of corona falls in Sweden. Earlier on Wednesday, 235 were confirmed infected.
>Now the region announces that it has stopped taking samples on suspected infected. The exception is people who are in hospitals.
>"You who have symptoms similar to coronavirus will not be tested. This applies regardless of whether you have been in the areas that have previously been infected or have had close contact with someone you know is ill in covid-19," writes Region Stockholm.
>The purpose is stated to "protect patients in hospitals that already have other diseases".
>The decision means that both the number of infected people in Sweden and the number of dead will in principle be unknown as of Thursday.
>State epidemiologist Anders Tegnell at the Public Health Authority explained during a press conference in the afternoon that the new strategy means that the authority has "changed a little neighbor".
>"We will no longer try with such a strong focus on travelers from risk areas, as the risk areas have become increasingly diffuse," he said.
>At the same time, the Stockholm region points out that it is important that everyone who has symptoms such as fever and cough follow the recommendations of the Public Health Authority and do not meet other people than those you live with and "do not travel by bus, subway, train or flight".

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Do you want to live ? Pic related. Only solution is best solution.

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Go to Luxembourg, you don't even need to learn any new language. Just speak portugues.

Because the UN or EU tells them so, International entities kind of "control" de world in some aspects, nobody except the based wrongs them, and they are pursuiting that goal of not reporting cases to keep economy under oxigen amongst others....

that's us yesterday

Italy to suspend mortgage payments amid outbreak

bbc.com/news/business-51814481

Fuck off to Reddit with that faggorty shit

Does vitamin C actually help or is it a meme

Penn State just announced to students to not return on Monday. Going to online classes.

Let them call us Casandra.
That's fine.

What they don't remember from that story is that Casandra was RIGHT about all of her predictions.

Everyone perished, not because Casandra was a cursed doomsayer, but because NO ONE LISTENED TO HER WARNINGS.

0 DEATHS, WRONG.

The Australian government just said in a press conference that it is no longer business as usual
They even slipped the term evolving in, normalfags are going to fucking panic

im gonna cooof
cough cough

We did this like 3 days ago. Minus the travel ban, that is, but we should have done it.

Hördibördidördi to you as well hurri

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make sure to be smug and rub it in her face
tomorrow you may die but today you can dine on schadenfreude

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Absolutely correct. We have an entire OP filled with information I guarantee you haven't read. If you read it you wouldn't be begging us to explain shit to you. Literally kill yourself you dumb bitch

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japan because of the olympics

thanks for posting

user wanted F.A.R.T.S included

Thank you Dr Purr very cool

Madrid, after unis and schools have been shut down.
What could possibly go wrong?

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F1 still-a go

shit you right

It's a hive mind equally as bad as r*ddit, at least fucking /cvg/ is

This virus will bring back feudalism

Yeah saw that earlier, someone in First Source had it (Cardiff Bay) the day earlier as well.

Where was all this excitement during the 2010s? Must boring decade of all time, even drumpf was a nothing burger. More shit has happened in 3 months than happened in the last 10 years!

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THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

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will the pope address his flock to say some words of encouragement in these troubling times?

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Here and getting comfy, hope they start closing stuff so I can go full NEET.

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they got hit earlier

According to Dr. John Campbell, Vitamin D is what you want.

youtube.com/watch?v=W5yVGmfivAk&t=726s

There’s no proof but I think it’s a pretty logical conclusion, everyone was downplaying it when we could have easily stopped it, so now that shit is hitting the fan they can’t admit to it until it’s glaringly obvious. Normies will panic if they admit it’s worse than they feared.

That being said I think we’re getting as good of numbers as we can, if people are dying in droves to it they’re probably not being detected, perhaps through malfeasance but also perhaps through negligence

I-Its like I wanted to go out anyway

Any word on Formula 1?

go back to africa.

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Do they not teach you about nutrition in school?

>So pessoas velhas estao morrendo.
How I wish that was the case. This is a very serious disease. More than dying of covid, you should be afraid of it overwhelming your healthcare system to the point it no longer can treat other urgent diseases/accidents.

FULL LOCKDOWN IN ITALY
>FULL LOCKDOWN IN ITALY

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there are rumours government is hiding cases and they are in the hundreds

based

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Take pics of them welding your door shut

you are wrong, I mean idk how things are in yiropoor but prep time was 2 weeks ago, also how will you prep when you are not allowed to leave your house for 2+ weeks during general military enforced quarantine

Vitamin C helps your immune system, covid-19 is only survived by fighting it off with your immune system, obviously it helps.

>fatal acute respiratory terminal syndrome (F.A.R.T.S.)

That's what I was saying four weeks ago, that and asking him to at the very least buy some basics to put in the cupboard because he has literally nothing. I'm going to be pissed off if he has the nerve to ask me to supply him with shit if this takes hold in NZ.

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WASH YOUR PENIS

corona is fake look at this real alien instead

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>CONFIRMED INFECTED STATES
Washington (281, 24) New York (213, 0) California (185, 4) Massachusetts (92, 0) Texas (31, 0) Colorado (27, 0) Florida (23, 2) New Jersey (23, 1) Georgia (22, 0) Illinois (19, 0) Nebraska (18, 0) Pennsylvania (15, 0) Oregon (14 ,0) Iowa (13, 0) Indiana (11, 0) Arizona (9, 0) Maryland (9, 0) South Carolina (9, 0) Virginia (9, 0) Kentucky (8, 0) North Carolina (7, 0) Tennessee (7, 0) Louisiana (6, 0) Rhode Island (5, 0) New Hampshire (5, 0) Nevada (5, 0) Minnesota (5, 0) South Dakota (5, 1) Ohio (4, 0) Wisconsin (3, 0) Utah (3, 0) Connecticut (3, 0) New Mexico (3, 0) Oklahoma (2, 0) Hawaii (2, 0) Michigan (2, 0) Kansas (1, 0) Missouri (1, 0) Vermont (1, 0) Arkansas (1, 0) Delaware (1, 0)
>NOT CONFIRMED - 8/50
Alabama, Alaska, Delaware, Idaho, Maine, Mississippi, North Dakota, Wyoming

Still continuing unless they said something right after I post this.

Agreed.

Goodbye nothingburgers

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GOOD, EVERY OTHER COUNTRY SHOULD BE FOLLOWING SUIT RIGHT NOW.

To protect (((them)))

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is that chick with a helmet a qt 3.14 autist waifu?

THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

No dickhead, rumour is valid. Teachers got order to be ready with virtual clasrooms till monday. Apparently some kid in zagreb got corona. Locdown info came on source more valid than Yas Forums.

To be honest anything helps. An increase to your survival rate by a single digit percentage is better than 0%.

Jesus, look at all those NPC's.

It's because people not on the trump circle jerk pointed out that he crippled America's pandemic response readiness. Through a series of firings and not making sure essential departments are properly funded, we lacked the ability to monitor global pandemic threats and were slow on the uptake on containing then even slower on mitigating the spread. Political appointees at the CDC, NHS, HHS, and DHS are either not even filled or toadies at this point.
And if you aren't a trump cuck, you're a leftist commie cuck that's out to get him.

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yeah, that is what a pandemic looks like in a postmodernist cuck world

People are gonna riot in the streets this weekend. We're all well aware of the economic disaster that awaits us and at some point younger, angry men are gonna say fuck the boomers, let them die because my job is more important. Places like Naples are just ticking bombs waiting to explode. EU, the government and banks are "promising" to help us but nobody believes them after fucking us over so many times.

I voted for Trump, and you have to be a moron to not take Corona at maximum seriousness.

BUMPING FOR THIS

Go fuck yourself mutt cunt. Half that information is out of date or sensationalized. And besides, it doesn't answer my fucking question does it. I'm not begging you for anything, I just wanted to know why you are all claiming everyones numbers are fake when you have no evidence to back it.

your country is doom... DOOM!!!!

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NOOOOOOO, HOW YOU DARE FROGGERS, DAMN IT, IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE OUR COMEBACK, REEEEEEEEEEE

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somebody convinced them a global pandemic (inb4) was a better deal than a global panic.

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THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

>FRANCE HAS OVERTAKEN SPAIN
>>FRANCE HAS OVERTAKEN SPAIN

who will win the Corona F1's Death Virus Grand Prix

Italy?
Iran?
Germany?>
France?

place your bets now

>not posting the real one
user come on post the real one

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>live in Ohio
>libtard fb friends start seething when DeWine announced gathering ban will be coming in the next 36 hours because MUH SPORTS and DeWine bad
>NCAA makes their announcement
>they are now all spamming Orange Man Bad drivel and whining about the flu

Holy hell thank god this state is solid red now

Hi gary :)

Usually I hear ambulances 2 - 3 times a week in a town centre, this week its easily been 2- 4 times a day

Definite cover-up in the amount of cases, why? Could be a few things

>Keep everything going as normal for economy until denying becomes impossible
>Use coronachan to solve housing crisis
>Appease voter base by promising action and saying your following 'science'

Also, the 'science' advisers for government must be absolutely shit, advising that large gatherings should continue? Surely some type of culling

AGAIN
THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH TESTS TO TEST PEOPLE
THEY CANNOT FUCKING TEST EVERY FUCKING PERSON WITH A FUCKING COOF
DO NOT RELY ON THESE NUMBERS ANYMORE
IT IS EVERYWHERE
HOW MANY TESTS HAVE THE US DONE? MILLIONS?
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS?
FUCKING NEITHER
HAVENT EVEN REACHED TEN THOUSAND TESTS

THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

>tfw you live in the literal corner of the world

I will be here watching all of you die

They are fucking retarded for allowing it to go ahead
Economy > citizens