IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING IN ITALY

If you can't find it better buy it now, that'll be the next thing to go after the fucking toilet roll

poor italy. all because of america virus according to youtube comments.

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What this means? Source?

>shutting down your economy over the flu
Everyone in Italy already has it so even worse this reaction is too late.

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don't worry, us is about to do the same for nyc and la

only got 3 bottles left. need to stock up asap. they're always gone so fast.

All education even high such as uni is already shut down here with only 7 infected. We're all fucked bros

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Do they seriously believe they are saving face with this drooling bullshit?

They'll be going faster once people realise this is the only sanitiser still available

It was broadcasted on a special edition on all television networks.

Articles will be coming out soon. Please check the pasta link and translate.

repubblica.it/politica/2020/03/11/news/coronavirus_conte_italia_governo_misure-250988471/

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fuck you're right.

I like how everyone thinks shutting down the global economy is actually a good idea. People talk about the risks of this virus, but the implications of welcoming the next global depression aren't exactly inspiring. How much death and destruction could that cause comparatively? Oh well, not that it matters too much. The shitheap was bound to fall over soon anyway.

IT BEGINS THE WORLD CHANGE BEGINS. SOCIETY OF THE 2000s AND 2010s IS DEAD, YOU NO LONGER WILL SEE WHAT YOU ONCE KNEW AS NORMAL.

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Millions will die

Shutting the economy down for a legitimate reason is in (((their))) favor because the goyim won't know the economy is based on bullshit.

All this to save some entitled baby boomers. Why does all public policy revolve around them?

>Just GIVING 25 billion to meds
Bruh
youtube.com/watch?v=Zvl9N9GdraQ

Shit...are we paying that??

I'd much prefer if, for once, we acted like Germans instead.

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Stock up on Everclear or whatever equivalent you have in Russia. Don't need as much to feel better about your predicament and it has a high enough alcohol % to actually work as a disinfectant. Maybe go to your local airfield and buy some jet fuel instead. Fuel prices coming down.

Just spoke with my friend in Italy. He said over and over again, “stay at home!”

They close all shops except food shops and medicines shops.

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Get comfy mofos

What if this is a genuine virus that no one created and our governments are actually panicking???

They can do that?? Ok time to panic buy

>Italy
>white

Guess this settles that argument once and for all

Like the fucking 20teens were fucking normal

When all italians die we'll inherit their land

Gen X are too busy OD'ing and being angsty while millenials are either completely clueless fuck ups or jaded without a desire to try and salvage anything.

they are actually panicking, but the virus was created by chinks 100%

What is your infatuation with Germans?
> They make money
They're also massive faggots who constantly fuck up Europe

The Chinks or Americans crated this virus.

does this mean no more spaghetti
mama mia

Se pasta una grande

why vodka and not any other cheap stronk alcohol

Also we are only allowed to exit our houses for: go to work, buy food, buy medicines, walk the dog, or training for the marathon.

This jpg is very nauseating.

and here i am still learing for my fucking engineering exam in two weeks

fuck on the one hand i dont want to relearn that boring ass shit on the other hand i rly dont want to write it.

Lol all viruses come from China because they eat any random wild animal they come across.

Corpsey pasta

thoughts and prayers

>ALL COMMERCIAL ACTIVITIES SUSPENDED

Where are you gonna buy food from?

܂BBC is immune

This

AND GERMANY IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT

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Yeah because Italians respond well to authority figures. Just look at world war 2 iron resolve have the Italians

Video of announcement?

They pay taxes and vote, Bernout.

Grocery stores and pharmacies are the only activities allowed to stay open.

They wouldn't do this for a flu that kills old people. What's the kill ratio?

Those same people that laughed at us over the years will be asking for a can of beans. I hope it's a "you can't eat gold" fucker. Cause I charge an extra oz for those fags.

but keeping always a meter of distance from other people.
Or else we can be prosecuted for culpable homicide.

>or training for the marathon.
Not sure if serious.

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Once upon a time, we didn't have globalised economies. If will be painful but possible to return to that, countries can be self sufficient - shit just costs more.

youtu.be/9_UPvJOs1mE

probably. chinese are pretty narrow minded and it's their job as 50 cent trolls. it makes me sick how they try to redirect the blame to america. no conscience nor dignity.

btw i'm not even white. I'm filipino. I just want to show others how the chinese manipulate social media. Because during Duterte's election or whenever Duterte pushes PH-China ties, the chicom shills would flood facebook, twitter, youtube, w/e social media with pro comments.

I guess someone finally touched their spaghet

LEAVE! THE! EURO!
We want an italian central bank NOW! To buy italian bonds! Stop sending resources to Bruxelles, let's divert them to build hospitals and sustain the economy!
Before it's too late!!!

Grazie.

What does non essential services entail?

JUST A FLU BRO

Off course it serious, this is the fun of living in Italy.

>They wouldn't do this for a flu that kills old people
Of course they would.
>Let's go on a cruise during a pandemic
>US Government, save us!

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I'm beginning to think humans aren't smart enough to survive this

FUUUGGGG, I saw lines in front of supermarkets on the news. To your credit no one was chimping out.

Stay safe mate!

Question - are they putting out guidelines or decreasing the number of items you can buy? Limits on kg or item number?

SAGE no one cares

Feels like the best one to get
really Any clear spirit should do

here's hoping

>Salute
Herrow ferrow Amelican

My god, you're going to turn into some kind of mediteranean finland

When I read stories about people breaking quarantine to go to Starbucks and school dances, I think the same

Everything that is not healthcare, law enforcement, and groceries.

Stores are still open and food is coming in

I know it's not trash services in Naples. They haven't been working for over a decade.

Can I please get a source before I shart myself laughing?

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>I saw lines in front of supermarkets on the news
Where I live they're almost all empty. It's pretty comfy to go out in the morning, it's like a ghost city.

Wow, they’re really working overtime huh?

Oh fuck

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What a fucking scam this is
.

Today they were giving 200€ fines for being in a town different from the hometown without a good reason.

What about shipping industry employees? how will these essential stores keep receiving essential stock? Come on Italy, think it through

Yeah, it's hopelessly pathetic, it's like they actually don't understand that this shit just looks completely stilted and retarded to foreigners

>China releases virus, blames US

So that was the game all along. Here come holocaust levels of propaganda

Don't know, I prepped 1 month ago and didn't leave my house since the quarantine started.

Lies. Go to flight aware, rome airport has a full arrival and departure board from all over the world. Planes whizzing about with wild abandon - so much for your biocontainment.

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Italians are so lazy. Get to work, you fucks. Its just a flue. Holly shit, theyd rather die than go to work. Whats wrong with italians?

what about gas stations?

>täter opfer umkehr

Italy is so ahead of the curve holy shit
We will all follow

You need travel papers now?

Lmao you dipshits do realize that the under age 50 deathrate is .04%? So you have a 1/200 chance of dying if under 50. Most people only have mild symptoms.

You fucking deserve that. Piece of shit not respecting the quarantine.

governo.it/it/articolo/decreto-iorestoacasa-domande-frequenti-sulle-misure-adottate-dal-governo/14278?fbclid=IwAR1d6K-Ut6QAVNW8V2fvYYyaIavmLS3PQhvgaC37OHstsobIJCPvtLXQuPE

It is the article 9: attivita motoria.

Can someone unpack this for me?

>Flag

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Any country still accepting flights from Italy is just as bad.

That poster a few weeks ago said Italy would be the trial nation
And
>March
Anyone feel like posting that in this thread

Either your a shill faggot or youre a gullible government dick sucker.

Don't panic faggot. Relax indoors with some games/ films and shit. Ready yourself but panic is for npc's.

HOLY SHIT A BOWL OF SPAGHETTI JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

The Happening we've been waiting for has arrived.

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Why does it continue to get worse? Why doesn’t anything get better?

THey might be setting up a quarantine in the capital of Croatia within 48 hours, allegedly real numbers are being suppresed, and we might be seeing the same thing as Italy. Our healthcare system is complete garbage and most of our population is old. Get ready bois, it's ogre.

A mexican dude went to china, south corea, japan and italy and didn't get infected.

ah yes such a nothing burger, people called me a lunatic when I told them that this would be bad, now I am sitting in my comfy happening bunker as they send me images of empty store shelves. STATUS: EXTREMELY SMUG

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t. Moshe Shekelstein

>Italians are so lazy. Get to work, you fucks. Its just a flue. Holly shit, theyd rather die than go to work. Whats wrong with italians
Shut the fuck up nigger

Lord, have mercy.

I’m gonna smoke were and pray all night for wisdom and discernment.

Some wealthy long nosed gents are about to get richer.

Italians are being drama queens as usual. I'm sure there's a lot of gesticulating and "mama mia"s being shouted in their parliament today.

Milan/Lombardy announces limited hours for restaurants to open (keep one meter separation) but closed museums and other public gathering spots.

When was this?

Wheres's all the videos of Italians dropping dead like the ones we saw in China?

We might have been +100 years ago. Hell, we were. Now? Genetic bottlenecks, selfish retards, globalized societies and the reliance on others.

Mama Mia!

It was a good one. Markets crashes soon and recovers in September. Takes off like a rocket afterwards.
Sell your dead parents shit and invest.

America are the white males of the world
Fuck yall

Why are MIGAtards seething so hard?

You are not alone user

Yes you have to fill a form, then the cops can check if the info are true or not and prosecute you if the info are fake.
ilgiornale.it/sites/default/files/documenti/1583956914-Autodichiarazione.pdf

What if those vape related illnesses last summer were corona virus not hysteria

well it worked on filipinos that's why duterte got elected. duterte was backed by chinese money and shilling. filipinos are too impressionable to be fair.

Those China videos were fake because the CCP wanted to inspire as much fear as possible in the rest of the world. If they're going down they want to make sure everyone else hobbles themselves economically as well.

>if nothing happens, I get to tell panicbuy normies I told you so
>if the happening does happen, at least I'm alive to witness it
Jokes on you God either way I win.

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finally the happening Yas Forums has been predicting for a decade

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What if they were a test run to see the lethality of the new coronavirus??? Weren't the "tainted" vape cartridges coming from china??

>Coronavirus
>Bubonic Plague

Why is it always Italy?