DENMARK IS SHUT DOWN

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tak

THEY'RE HINTING AT A COMPLETE QUARANTINE IN THE FUTURE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

buy a sponge

ah kammerat kun hvis det er offentligt, tilbage i netto med dig :))))

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TFW Silvan

Jeg tager på ferie lørdag gutter

Can’t wait

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Føj, blev næsten nervøs.
Kan sagtens arbejde hjemmefra, så længe den lokale netto ikke lukker så har jeg ingen grund til bekymring.
14 dages hjemmekarantæne?

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F for anons filthy and infected anus

Har ni blivit karantinerad?

"In addition, all employees in the public sector with non-critical jobs are to be sent home starting Friday, Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen said at a news conference."

That would be every single one of them.

>14 dages hjemmekarantæne?
Nej tager til udlandet. Bla. Østrig, Paris, Holland. Skal nok blive sjovt at se hvad der sker.

Wow, så får jeg 14 dage gratis kontanthjælp jabiiiiiiii gutter kom og fest hos mig

fedt hvor

could be worse. i only stocked TP and now there is no more food

Confirmed

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Goodbye unemployment benefits

Ingen fucking skole de næste 3 uger

I wonder if the trains will still be running.
I live in Svendborg, so they were barely running to begin with anyway.

Getting really fucking tired of this virus drama.

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du får bare lektier, sønnike

What are you going to eat? Fermented fish?

>Getting really fucking tired of this virus drama.
He doesn't know whats coming.

I don't speak Ikea, can someone translate this into American please?

t. eternal burger

BRB, shop is open to 22:00

Based

baaaaaaaaaaased

this is good, when the danes starve they invade britain and bring civilisation

this. Yas Forums is an american board, and the foreigniggers should respect the rules or f*** off

what took you so fucking long
why are the incopetent counries like czech'em or sLOLvakia ahead of the curve?

Good, I hope the Denmark people die. FIlthy devils

Translation
>IT'S HAPPENING! SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!

women in government and normalcy bias

Denmark may yet prevail

use google translate

corona hype is real

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I fucking hope it lives up to the hype. But I doubt it.

Checked and agreed.

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Dræb dig selv

WHY
How many cases, and how many deaths?

>women in government
it was nice knowing you, hamletbros

>this. Yas Forums is an american board, and the foreigniggers should respect the rules or f*** off
You are a great American. One day we will shut their foreign tongues forever. What is our fleet for if these off brand Swedes can jabber on in their made up "language"?

Jeg prøver

Vi dør men jer vil leve! Vent 20 år så får i fjell og skoge!

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>use google translate
No. Be a good vassal and do as you're told or you'll be Germany's northernmost province one day.

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holyshit. i'm going to the store to stock up on danishes.

>How many cases
~450 confirmed
>How many deaths
0, 1 recovered.

RIP in poo, my Danish friend. I've heard the Indians know of a good technique involving no tp, perhaps they could help you?

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these nig nogs are still in denial that they post every day on an american board. what a joke !

It's actually fucking happening LIVE right now... They're literally telling the population on live TV to stay home until the situation is under control.

>normalcy
disgusting.
Normality. That faggot president doesn't get to change the language out of sheer ignorance.

also, changing my flag: brb

Based

>women in government and normalcy bias

The hungarian vice president who is male just said that the catholic church has a duty to do more masses. Also according to him there is no need to close schools because "children won't be harmed by the virus"

HAPPENING!!!

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>until the situation is under control.
could be awhile

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nice pants, faggot

>use google
Stopped right there

HAHA 0 DEATH AND YOU SHUT DOWN YOUR COUNTRY??? RIDICULOUS

I legit wouldn't know any of this if it weren't for this thread.
Can't remember the last time I read Danish news.

next thing you know you're going to have creepy videos of people singing from skyscrapers, but from your local cities

good luck dane-anons

>virgin prepper vs chad raider

Define "non-critical"

Vila i frid

Not even close to Italy levels of shut down. All these stupid measures just to save boomers from the pneumonia they deserve.

>go and die in your hole
Checks out

Good for you lads. I think Frederiksen is showing the right attitude- taking action, and also being open with the public and treating you like adults. Not like our lot, who patronise us and lie. Held og lykke

My based mom predicted this and bought a whole ton of shit before it happened.

All of it :^)

>Define "non-critical"
Woman jobs

Its official denmark is shutting down. However the worst thing to do is to let fear take over. Live with sign language. Prime minister communicated it well with a straight face. ''we danes wont be seeing each other for a while''
The numbers doubled since yesterday.

Denmark is ded
400 infected
F

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Hey anoner, tror i det vil være sikkert at tage toget ind til byen for at købe manga'er på søndag?
Tror I ikke at folk er for bange så alt er forladt, det vil sige at jeg frit kan gå rundt I den friske luft og købe mine mangaer, eller er det ekstrem dumhed?

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I don't know how the fuck you haven't risen up in rebellion yet
how many years, how many decades must it take for you to wake up?

This. Call me when we get a disease with a real mortality rate.

BBC will clean your booty just fine.

Enough is enough.

I'm traveling to the US and coughing in the all you can eat buffets.

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who is going to win the scandi 1000? does this mean dk is in the lead?

good night sweet prince

Not so funny now eh?
Hope you all fucking die

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kan du ikke finde dem gratis online? Jeg læser dem ikke selv, men det lyder som dyr hobby, hvis man rent faktisk køber bøgerne.

norway in the lead it seems

>being a sodomite
hell is destructive !

to be fair we're only doing so well because we have a high rate of detection

Soon Sweden will also do something and not just let the virus spread

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>Be me
>Be today
>Go to school
>Have stupid Language-dag assembly
>400-600 students
>Dibshit principal comes out
>"I-it's cool guy's i's below 1k so we'll be fine"
>The happening happens
>mfw

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Niets is gratis jij barbaar.

All public servants in non-critical functions are sent home

That's what the prime minister said at a news conference Wednesday
Schools and institutions, among others, will be shut down for two weeks - and many more are urged by the prime minister to do the same. Hear more here. Video: Ritzau Scanpix.
By: Cecilie Guldberg, Emma B.Winkel

Also, check out the Extra Blade live coverage.

At a press conference Wednesday evening, Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen presented a series of drastic measures that will be implemented to stop the spread of coronavirus.

One of them is that all public servants in non-critical functions are sent home for two weeks.

Anyone sent home in the public sector will be paid.

All private employers are encouraged to let their employees work from home as far as possible.

The Prime Minister urges that if one does not perform a critical function in the public sector, then one should keep his children at home as of tomorrow.

There will be arrangements for those who do not have the opportunity to care for children. However, it will not be in place from day one, so be patient.

- This will have huge consequences, but the alternative will be far worse. I hope that there is understanding. Under normal circumstances, a government will not present such far-reaching reports without having all the solutions ready for the many Danes concerned, but we are in an extraordinary situation, said Mette Frederiksen, among others.

The prime minister says that further initiatives may be coming.

- We will not get through this as a country at no cost. Businesses will close. Someone will lose their job. We will do what we can to mitigate the consequences for employees, says Mette Frederiksen.

Also, check out the Extra Blade live coverage.

>købe manga
youtube.com/watch?v=gcN3UJm4-R0

breadpilled but bluepilled
Good thing they forbid gatherings of more than a hundred

You were made for the BBC.

I could never in my wildest dreams have imagined i would be in a competition with my fellow neighbors on who can contract the most virus cases.

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Du kan vara gratis.

You have the lead in the "negro plague" so we'll have to invent more competitions if we are to compete. Kinda like how the Olympics are more than just running.

If you had a six digit get you could have had niggers tongue your anus [clean]. Sad!

Reminder to all anons that if you are blessed with Coronachan's embrace you MUST coof in a synagogue. Do it for Uncle A, lads.

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We are winning!!

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I wonder how this will affect alcoholics and junkies.
They might be in for a rough time.

Indeed i think Fjeldaberne are the ones to beat us as the idiots here are limitied on testkits, We won the first death race however.

>Der er ingen grund itl at hamstre nu
I hörte kællingen gutter, skynd jer at skaffe skidepapir med det vons

1 dead in Sweden now.
Did we get the first death in Scandinavia?
Did we take back the crown of epic fail?

we live in interesting times bjorn. lycka till with the race.

All infected begin coofing! Coof as much as you can we can't let them beat us!