/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1904 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

UPDATE RUSSIA YOU DUMB FUCKS
28(+8 today)

3M 6200 mask + 2091 P100 filter (the round pink one)
y/n

If you think Corona-chan can't survive in the hot weather, let me tell you Paraguay is one of the hottest countries in the continent and here we already have 5 confirmed cases of coronavirus.

No.

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COME AT ME BRO, I'M READY FOR JUST THE FLU, BRO

houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Montgomery-County-patient-is-first-Houston-area-15123593.php

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Just 10 more days of wageslaving bros
10 days and I'm home free

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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Guys I work in a doctor's office in Metro-Detroit. One of the cases in Michigan came to our office first. He was a fucking limo driver for ALL Ford Motor Company Executives. Theyre getting tested too and suspected to be infected. Watch the news. The Limo Driver is at Garden City Hospital which is one of the designated trauma centers for this virus. So stay the fuck away from there if you can help it. Mainly because GC Hospital has a reputation for incomptent staff. Stay safe. Also that coofer was right by me too so yeah top meme.

So ex Iranian President writes to WHO saying Coronachan is bioweapon and culprits must be held accountable
Is it war?
mobile.twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1237429237436551168

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I have had enough Corona-chan, you can stop now.

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Nothing Burger

The summer will cure everything

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*knocks on your door*
-you answer-
Good evening, sir. My name is Don Jr. Williams. I am will the Community Wellness group. May I have your name?
-you give him your name-
Pleasure to meet you Mr. user. As you know this epidemic has lead to shortages of everyday necessities. We have elderly people and children going without food, water, medicine and toiletpaper. I am going door to door to beg on their behalf for supplies. This shortage has effected the poor the hardest, primarily people of color. They could not prep due to financial constraint. Mr. user anything you can donate today... God will reward you for your kindness

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this is the woman who is in critical state. look at how they are handling it compared to full masks from other countries + containment cage. ambulance had even the window open

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Yes, but you need eye protection. Multi gas filters would be far safer as well. What you have is better than nothing but not good enough

if we get 14 more cases, we're going to beat brazil and we're going to be the king of COVID-19 in this cursed continent. feels good man.

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Stockholm is a Kill.

The Stockholm region in Sweden stops general testing for Corona-virus, testing will only be done on people with symptoms that are hospitalized.

1177.se/Stockholm/sa-fungerar-varden/varden-i-stockholms-lan/om-corona/laget-i-stockholm-just-nu/

Gatherings over 500 people are forbidden.

mobile.twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1237429237436551168
Pt 2

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They restocked at my local shartmart. Already starting to be sold out

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80k deaths by this time next month, screenshot it

when u realise u forgot to buy corona beer to enjoy this happening

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Same. My bus driver did and this girl in class who said she was sick did too. Both literally as I was in front of them.

5 imported cases.
Wake me up when you actually get a community transmission going.

The death toll needs to go exponential soon, otherwise people will get bored and go back to work and this will go down in history as another H1N1, aka that time that one weird guy from work/school completely lost it.

Just went out for a quick run and I feel like I'm dying from asthma. I don't have asthma.

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Bulgaria +1 dead

>France +497 (+15)
Are frogs doomed?

do it before it's too late, and buy some glasses protection and use a hat at least.

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BREAKING: Denmark closes all schools and universities due to coronavirus, orders all public sector employees with non-critical jobs to be sent home from Friday

Nah user, we must keep the economy going or else everything will collapse! And then we fix corona, ja?

I hope Putin starts new war and i die in fight
I can't die like faggot from that shitty virus

They have closed down our:
>cinemas
>theatres
>festivals
>schools
>every arrangement with 500 people or more

They've got 300 beds for acute sick persons, currently most are being occupied. If it goes to a red scenario, like Italy, they will have to cancel operations of seriously sick patients. Many will die only of this. It will not go away by a week, this will last for at least a year, millions will be sick and millions will die.

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as opposed to the asians stuffing each other into fucking boxtrucks.

how many more 2 (two) weeks do we have to wait guys?

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if I were to put pure ethanol in a spray, would it be effective? for example, what about masks getting a nice does of ethanol spray?

VIRUS FLOATS IN THE AIR FOR SEVERAL HOURS
twitter.com/Global_Mil_Info/status/1237826618107867138

It hasn't been that cold in Wuhan.

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>Spain 2,222
QUADS OF FUCKING DOOM
WE NEED IMMEDIATE LOCKDOWN OF THE COUNTRY, STARTING IN MADRID
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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This whole thing has been set up to cause a war with Iran
Coronavirus isn't the killer, the economic collapse and war with Iran are going to be the REAL happenings
Wait and see, within 6 months all of us zoomers will be shipped off to go die for Israel

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I'm hoping for a lock down too. Rolling.

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Are you a fatass?

No... user, relax. Spread those checks and bite the pillow hard; corona chan is going in dry.

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Digits determine the next country to get it as bad as Italy.

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I don't know but I like the cut of his jib. To be honest I trust Iran and Best Korea more then my own government at the moment.
Even with the door licking which is really fucked when you think about it

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thanks for sharing

Its surviving in places with temps of 80-100

Hahaha, my dumb boomer parents will never stay home. They are out there just working, interacting with tons of people, etc. Money is far more important to them than their health. They've been healthy all their life so they think nothing can get them. What about all those minimum wagies out there too... I don't even want to think about it. The virus already won here, over before it started.

We(Montana) just had our first positive test case.

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any updates on the 'denmark lockdown'?

Corona-chan will never go away. Humans needs to build up immunity or create a vaccine.

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It's probably anxiety. We're all on the edge and this tensions is getting to us. You're probably fine, just get your mind off of this shit at least in the evening and let your nervous system relax.

who holding $INO gang

inquirer.com/health/coronavirus/live/coronavirus-covid19-philadelphia-pennsylvania-new-jersey-confirmed-case-updates-news-20200311.html
>University of Pennsylvania becomes the second college in the region to shift to online instruction for the rest of the semester
>The university is asking all students, who are currently on spring break and out of town, not to return to campus. Those on campus should leave by Sunday. Some clinical rotations will continue, the university said
archive.is/wip/psgch

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>DENMARK ANNOUNCES LOCKDOWN
>ALL SCHOOLS AND UNIS CLOSE
>ALL PRIVATE CLOSE
>ALL RELIGIOUS STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO CLOSE
>ONLY LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IN CRITICAL CASES
>ONLY KEY COUNTRIES ALLOWED TRAVEL
ITS HAPPENING DANEBROS

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Is or isn't doesn't matter.
The key factor is how the war will benefit them.

I dont say this too often.
But im finally content.

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thanks guys

oh look the facts are slowly being released

mobile.twitter.com/yashar/status/1237825492033474560

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It's amazing how many boomers think this virus just came out no-where. If you've been paying attention since early January, and seeing the draconian shit China was doing to prevent the spread, you'd of known we're fucked. The media was actually pretty late on covering this shit, Italy went from 2 cases to quarantining the entire country in less than two months. If you've seen what China did months ago, you knew this was going to rip through our country.

Death to all cvg shill niggers.
>same argie paid shill poster all day
time.com/5798168/coronavirus-mortality-rate/
0.6% lethality nothingburger

Round eight(?).

Reply with what you want and/or send me new coronas.

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Denmark is closing: Schools, workplaces, nightclubs, gatherings over 100 people and taking 50% less people on public transport.

It... happened.

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germany

The key to the death rate is ICU beds with ventilators versus the 12.5% of infected that need an ICU bed. In 28 days, the USA will be swamped and people will die at home in the hundreds of thousands. Consider the following:

a / Italy # infected (1) = 300
b / Italy # infected (2) = 10,000
c / # days = 11
d / Daily Growth Factor = 1.38 = (b/a)^(1/c)
e / USA # infected (1) = 1,050 = 3.11.2020 am
f / Daily Growth Factor = 1.38 = d
g / # of Days from now = 28
h / g Growth Factor = 7,523 = f^g
i / USA # infected (2) = 7,899,651 = e*h
j / ICU bed need rate (Italy) = 12.5% = Italian authorities
k / USA ICU beds Needed = 987,456 = i*j
l / ICU beds available = 100,000 = US authorities
.
m / USA ICU bed shortfall = 887,456 = k-l

I am immune. Kek is with me

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The top5 is ours, surrender already frogs

Denmark on lockdown
>Denmark on lockdown
Denmark on lockdown
>Denmark on lockdown
Denmark on lockdown
>Denmark on lockdown
Denmark on lockdown
>Denmark on lockdown

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The US.

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DENMARK ON FULL LOCKDOWN
WHO IS GOING TO BE NEXT?

I told you faggots that WHO would declare this a pandemic today......3/11.

3/11 needs to be looked at again....with bio-warfare in mind.

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I fucked up

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actually is 2262 infected in spain with 54 deaths, sorry user.

Business idea: corina website for all the infected, where they can consolidate themselves and buy premium accounts

Canada

>ITALIAN PM SPEECH IN 1 HOUR, PROBABLY GOING TO STRENGTHEN THE QUARANTINE RULES
ITALIAN PM SPEECH IN 1 HOUR, PROBABLY GOING TO STRENGTHEN THE QUARANTINE RULES
>ITALIAN PM SPEECH IN 1 HOUR, PROBABLY GOING TO STRENGTHEN THE QUARANTINE RULES
ITALIAN PM SPEECH IN 1 HOUR, PROBABLY GOING TO STRENGTHEN THE QUARANTINE RULES
>ITALIAN PM SPEECH IN 1 HOUR, PROBABLY GOING TO STRENGTHEN THE QUARANTINE RULES
ITALIAN PM SPEECH IN 1 HOUR, PROBABLY GOING TO STRENGTHEN THE QUARANTINE RULES

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>virus only kills boomers
>college makes lectures online-only
>exams likely to be cancelled
>have job lined up that I can work from home
all the hype of a happening with none of the discomfort. Feels good lads.

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Fuck uni and using public transport to get there, I am going full neet mode lads. I suspect it will only be a week or two until they close the uni.

Have enough supplies for a while but there is still time to stock up more and hope this blows over.

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All imported cases.
No community transmissions.

What type of mutated goblin thumb is that?

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no, it spread just fine in my country

transcription of whatsapp audio of two doctors talking about their experiences in Italy (2 days old)
>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
a Channel4 interview with the ICU coordinator for Lombardy
>youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE
Joe Rogan Experience podcast with infectious disease expert Michael Osterholm
>youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw
Sam Harris podcast with Nicholas Christakis, Yale professor and researcher of social networks, biosocial science, behavior genetics, and public health
>samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/
Sam Harris podcast with infectious disease specialist Amesh Adalja
>samharris.org/podcasts/191-early-thoughts-pandemic/
Nice stats and graphs on hidden cases
>medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

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We are so based that we send the our infected people to Costa Rica.

FUCK CHINA NUKES EM NOW

ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE IN 50 MINUTES
>ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE IN 50 MINUTES
ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE IN 50 MINUTES
>ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE IN 50 MINUTES
ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE IN 50 MINUTES
>ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE IN 50 MINUTES
ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE IN 50 MINUTES
>ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE IN 50 MINUTES
ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE IN 50 MINUTES

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Yeah so everyone except those that are bunkered/off-grid will get infected. Very cool, Corona-chan, thank you.

México

uk boris being first

>tfw job hunting
>normalfags are losing their goddamn minds
what in the fuck am I supposed to do bros I have bills to pay

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Drink the milk and absorb the fats before it spoils.

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russia

No

Will I survive?

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Sweden, hopefully

so our neighbours are shutting it down but our nigger government won't?

BREAKING: Denmark closes all schools and universities due to coronavirus, orders all public sector employees with non-critical jobs to be sent home from Friday - Reuters

mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237826622838931462

we need a travel ban to torture millennial and zoomer travel thots.

The death rate is 3.4-.3.5 percent. That's not counting what happens when the hospitals are full, medicine is highly rationed, and everyone in the hospitals not for COVID19 are getting compounded with the virus. Again, all you had to do was pay attention. Watch what happened in China, the welding, the military, the arrests, the beatings. But you didn't, you just pay attention to Twitter and act like the world doesn't exist.

I can't wait until each and every one of you "IT'S JUST A COLD BROS!' die.

My lower back has been spasming and hurt for about a week and I got flu symptoms yesterday. My dad won’t let me see the doctor either

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Fucking spicy. We don't even know how credible the claim is yet but it's spiccccccyyyyy.

YOU NIGGERS LIED TO ME I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE FLU MY FCKING UNI CLOSES TODAY HOW WILL I SEE MY ONITIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nothing more cringey than seeing twitch kiddies write out emotes on other websites.

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>f / Daily Growth Factor = 1.38 = d
Huh, interesting. I estimated ours to be between 1.33 and 1.78, but we are testing like crazy. In the last few days it was 1.35, even.

fuck anons
1 in pasco county fl
that's my county
what do I do
do I quit my retail wage job and neet it up on my chainlink
I still have bills to pay but I have 20k link

disease, famine, war, death

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Exactly what will happen by May.
0.6% lethality

Screencap this

Nice pasta

The fuck, when did spain get that many cases?

It's over.

posting my question again because im actually really curious

Checked