/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1903 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

How should I prepare for when this gets really bad over in the UK?

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These past few weeks certainly have been interesting

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fucking cruises

mobile.twitter.com/_cingraham/status/1237733101213605888

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>he didn't go all in on puts
lmao imagine being poor

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2000+ NEW CASES IN FRANCE

HOLY FUCK EUROPA HAS FALLEN

WAKE UP LIBERALLS!!!!!
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD BASED TRUMP!!
FLU IS WORSE!!!
PEOPLE ALE PANICKING OVER A NOTHINGBURGER!!!!!!!

MIGA!!!

35 MINUTES TO GO ALMOST CIRCUIT BREAK GIVE ENERGY TO CRASH THIS BABY
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>vatican 1

lmao they got the pope boys

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Guys I work in a doctor's office in Metro-Detroit. One of the cases in Michigan came to our office first. He was a fucking limo driver for ALL Ford Motor Company Executives. Theyre getting tested too and suspected to be infected. Watch the news. The Limo Driver is at Garden City Hospital which is one of the designated trauma centers for this virus. So stay the fuck away from there if you can help it. Mainly because GC Hospital has a reputation for incomptent staff. Stay safe. Also that coofer was right by me too so yeah top meme.

THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE I'M FUCKING SCARED

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>dow was 29,551
>now 23,414

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DAILY REMINDER THAT THERE ARE MORE CHINKS THAN ALL WHITE NATIONS PUT TOGETHER

DAILY REMINDER THAT MILLIONS OF THEM ARE SHILLING WITH PROXIES

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What is a good water purifier to buy?

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UPDATE
Russia 28(+8 for today)

>tfw corona will start to decline in 2 weeks

how does it make you feel happooners?

Give me corona lewds. Maybe she'll have mercy on me if I offer her my seed

Thanks Trump for protecting us

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Circuit break is only for 7% fall in 15 mins

we're actually fucked

I wish... That I could turn back time...

I got the virus, just some sneezing and it's like a flu. Doesnt feel the pain in the chest yet, but i'm in quarantine. The quarantine is not enforced, but if i were them i would put a footlink on every person in it. Norway got 5mill people and are in top 7, i work with door sales and meet like 120 people a day, a team with 30 people i meet every morning. That's 3000 people a day. I cant work now-

feeling pretty weird guys, cold chills all day, minor muscle pain and headache
also live in the most affected part of my country and have had contact with people coming from spain and france
fuck

Can't halt trading after 3:30pm

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transcription of whatsapp audio of two doctors talking about their experiences in Italy (2 days old)
>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
a Channel4 interview with the ICU coordinator for Lombardy
>youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE
Joe Rogan Experience podcast with infectious disease expert Michael Osterholm
>youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw
Sam Harris podcast with Nicholas Christakis, Yale professor and researcher of social networks, biosocial science, behavior genetics, and public health
>samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/
Sam Harris podcast with infectious disease specialist Amesh Adalja
>samharris.org/podcasts/191-early-thoughts-pandemic/
Nice stats and graphs on hidden cases
>medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

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10k

>global pandemic
>non-happening fags

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Bump

Is just the flu guys!

Never before have I been happier to be an anti-social introvert

Remember the dead cat bounce from a few days ago and shills were saying the worst had passed?

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>Drinking Corona protects you from the Coronavirus
Does this meme have potential?

LET'S GO FOR -100.00%

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Thank the commies and sanctuaries for helping Corona-chan grow!

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Link to study which says 60% of the world is going to get infected?

How?

uk.reuters.com/article/uk-healh-coronavirus-britain-companies/pm-to-meet-tech-companies-on-coronavirus-idUKKBN20Y2IA
>British Prime Minister Boris Johnson will meet heads of technology companies on Wednesday to discuss ways of improving communication with the public over a coronavirus outbreak and to help model and track its spread
archive.is/aryDG

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anons are dying ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nice

>classes are online-only now
>all my homework got postponed
>will probably end up taking finals online
corona-chan is based

Okay lads, what did you all stockpile for /comfy/mode?

this chucklefuck is addressing the nation tomorrow, bets on what he will have to say now that france is pumping up their numbers?

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>when you pumping but it just keeps crashing

Stay afraid Goyim stay very afraid, its easier to loot your central banks when you're scared.

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*coof*

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what is worse, releasing a deadly pandemic on the world or dressing up in chinese style? clearly it's the latter

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>waiting until symptoms occur before testing someone for a virus with a 3 WEEK incubation time
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOWWWWN

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...

>This crisis could set the grounds for declaration of martial law
>Meaning no elections and Trump stays in office if he isn't already infected and dies
>Magafags are the most retarded breed of idol worshippers the world has seen.
Little bit of information for those magatatds hell bent on parenteding China, Italy, Iran, liberals etc ate just trying to get Trump to lose. This is best case scenario for you retards if it all spirals out of control would could explain his more daring show of incompetence than usual.

robinhood my man, long bow it up

>the the warmer months are starting and happening fags are about to be BTFO
kek

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>Corona won't stand a chance against us, Eda

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GUYS

TRUMP IS SAYING ITS JUST A FLU BRO, SO HE CAN ORGANIZE FEMA, MARTIAL LAW, AND AN ECONOMIC PLAN.

AS SOON AS HE ANNOUNCES HOW SEVERE THIS IS, AMERICA WILL BE SHUT DOWN COMPLETELY.

REMEMBER WHAT HE ALWAYS SAYS ABOUT STRIKING AN ENEMY... NEVER ANNOUNCE IT BEFORE HAND.

Threadly post you fridge

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Nooo, not my dollarinos!
How will I buy iPhones when the world is Mad MAx tier?

no worries. there will be a rope for him in the post corona world

I have a literally CHADly immune system, so I have nothing to worry about. Most suck being an immunelet, huh?

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Germany wont close schools because oldtimers would have to take care for their grandkids

To hell with being ruled by a fucking boomer party of childless fucks

welt.de/politik/deutschland/article206495961/Epidemie-Merkels-politisch-gefaehrlicher-Satz-zu-Corona.html

How do you know you have it? Did youget tested?

Who /secretcure/ here?

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>Women seem to be less likely to die from coronavirus than men, and children appear to be less likely to die than other age groups.

simple then we must obtain the blood of young girls for a cure.

TOPZOZZLE

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Remember your daily offering of seed to corona-chan. Only through offerings will she spare your life.

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i bought this one 2 days ago, when it was still 39 euros
>bol.com/nl/p/sawyer-waterfilter-sp128-mini-zwart-375-000-liter/9200000089130857/

HAPOONING
>HAPOONING
HAPOONING
>HAPOONING
BULGARIAN NEWS CONFIRMED FIRST DEATH
THEY HAVE COMPLETELY DROPPED THE "JUST A FLU BRO AND ARE INSTEAD GOING FULL ACCEPTANCE MODE
>get used to it
>1 in 2 will get infected
>dont panic tho, not all will die
>dont waste all of your money
>please dont panic
>we just have to live with it
>it will peak in september

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The cure to it all

youtu.be/to-EjKjfmJU

2kg of rice
1kg of pasta
1kg of powdered milk
800g of chocolate powder
around 1.5kg in snacks and stuff

this is it for today. gonna prep day by day

Thanks user, they haven’t cancelled my flight, but do you think Iberia will cancel it. I heard from my parents they’re pretty Jewish when it comes to giving money back.

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It's never warm in this country

Reality

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I'm surviving this. I'm kind of worried that people said that you can be okay, but then the virus has strengthened and are more deadlier, aka what is happening in Italy now.

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ITALY
>1,045 TOTAL RECOVERED
>827 (+196) TOTAL DEATHS

IRAN

>2,959 TOTAL RECOVERED
>354 (+63) TOTAL DEATHS

SPAIN
>183 TOTAL RECOVERED
>54 (+18) TOTAL DEATHS

LOOK AT THAT DEATH RATE

CHINA LIED
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CHINA LIED
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CHINA LIED
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CHINA LIED
>CHINA LIED (AS USUALLY)

Guys, I'm from the future and I want you to be prepared. There is no cure, if you're infected you'll just keep getting sick until you die or something else.

80% of the world will get it. I don't know how many of them will die but the ones who don't. I don't know. I woke up in a hospital with a sign saying "DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE"

THIS IS NOT A PANDEMIC DO NOT WORRY
WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION IS EXTRAPOLATING THE ISSUE
IN REALITY WHAT YOU ARE SEEING RIGHT NOW ARE LINKED EPIDEMICS
THERE IS NO NEED TO WORRY
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How do you guys disinfect your supplies. Esp. the perishables that you can't just leave 9 days in the cellar