Panic buying toilet paper is a mental degenerate disorder
>When people are stressed their reason is hampered, so they look at what other people are doing. If others are stockpiling it leads you to engage in the same behavior,
>In times of uncertainty, people enter a panic zone that makes them irrational and completely neurotic
>When you enter a supermarket, you're looking for value and high volumes
>people are drawn to the large packaging that toilet paper comes in when they are looking to regain a sense of control
msn.com
/tp preppers/ confirmed schizos
Isaac Nelson
Levi Reed
enjoy using your hand like the poos
Jason Fisher
Justin Wilson
is eating toilet paper the new tide pods?
Ayden Lewis
Lol I wondered where this tiolet paper meme came from. Is it really just a coping mechanism to handle anxiety?
The msm has a LOT to answer for hyping this to such insane levels.
Joshua Myers
this dumbass hysteria is getting so fucking stupid and embarrassing
Brayden Howard
>don't buy toilet paper before the fuckin problems
>fuckin problems
>sheltered in home, run out of toilet paper
>use soiled water to wipe ass
>get a fucking asshole parasite from your dirty ass hand
fuck
Zachary Turner
Preppers already had their toilet paper, retard. What you’re seeing is your 85 IQ compatriots realizing they’re fucked, but too stupid to get unfucked.
Aaron Phillips
4.5 star bidet is $23 on prime. 1st review sealed it for me:
I never knew what clean meant until now.
We figured it would be tough for my wife to bend around after her back surgery yesterday, so we shopped around and got it in advance. Just installed.
My life will never be the same.
It HAS 6 settings, but anything above 4 would be a death wish.
Use 4+ only if you want to simulate being molested by Neptune himself.
3 felt like a zealous lover hastily exploring your secrets.
1-2 are tender but effective.
And you can angle it!!
(If I ever meet someone who says that they use settings 4-6, I’m gonna sit down with a glass of scotch, and just let them tell me about their lives. What led you here? Where did this incredible sense of power and confidence come from?)
I always thought they were like portapotty sinks, like it’s just a little burst of pressurized water. But you can just LEAVE this thing on and cast your problems away. It feels the same way hearing “Crash“ by Dave Matthews Band for the first time felt.
Before I knew what I was getting myself into, like a fool, I flipped it up to setting 1 too quick. My life flashed before my eyes as the brisk water took me over like DiCaprio in Titanic.
I tried again, slower, and still shocked myself. Then, a third time, gently easing into the first setting. Wow. It felt like riding reverse cowgirl with a Super Soaker.
I have a day tracker app that counts down to, or away from, important dates. Right now it’s the day I met my wife, the day we got married, and counting down until a particular life event happens for me.
I will be adding this to the app as the day my hygiene changed forever.
Gavin Barnes
preppers aren't panic buyers
panic buyers are retards who didn't listen to preppers