/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1902 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 125,086 ► Died: 4,590

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

French members of parliament infected
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(((Bloomberg))) declares _BEAR MARKET_
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Spanish member of parliament infected
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NHS to employ nursing students to tackle _PANDEMIC_
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>RESEARCH
Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
archive.is/J0Wzo

HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
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Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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Virus affects blood circulation
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Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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>REMINDER
CDC refused to test infected man
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
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CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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>LATEST CASES
18:52: 64 new cases and 1 new death in Sweden. This is the first death in Sweden.
18:52: 98 new cases and 5 new deaths in Spain.
18:50: 286 new cases in Germany.
18:00: 1 new death in Switzerland. The patient was a 54-year-old man.
17:21: 2,313 new cases and 196 dead in Italy.
14:00: 73 new cases in the United Kingdom.
13:41: 6 new cases in Colombia.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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nothingburger.today/
t.me/coronavirus_timeline
dr.dk/drtv/kanal/dr1_20875
youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2020/mar/11/hands-off-can-orgies-survive-in-the-age-of-coronavirus
n-tv.de/politik/FDP-Abgeordneter-mit-Sars-CoV-2-infiziert-article21634737.html
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
youtu.be/BW2k9R6EtHk
bitchute.com/video/eVF5ce10ltlJ/
br.de/nachrichten/wissen/neues-corona-medikament-in-weilheim-eingesetzt,RsohGUY
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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>LATEST CHANGES
China +36 (+22) Italy +2,313 (+196) Iran +958 (+63) Spain +527 (+18) Germany +343 (+1) USA +115 (+1) Switzerland +155 (+1) Japan +52 (+3) Netherlands +121 (+1) Sweden +142 (+1) Belgium +47 (+3) Lebanon +9 (+1) Indonesia +7 (+1) Ireland (+1) Albania +2 (+1) Panama +7 (+1) Bulgaria (+1) S. Korea +242 Norway +185 UK +73 Denmark +180 Qatar +238 Austria +64 Bahrain +79 Singapore +12 Malaysia +20 Australia +11 H. Kong +5 Canada +4 Greece +10 Iceland +4 Czechia +18 Israel +4 Kuwait +3 Egypt +1 Thailand +6 Finland +19 Portugal +18 Slovenia +23 Philippines +16 Taiwan +1 Romania +15 Vietnam +4 Brazil +1 Poland +9 Palestine +1 Georgia +1 Chile +6 S. Arabia +1 Croatia +1 Estonia +3 Hungary +1 S. Africa +6 Serbia +7 Brunei +5 Latvia +2 Slovakia +3 Colombia +6 Mexico +1 Maldives +2 Afghanistan +2 Tunisia +1 Cyprus +4 Malta +1 Morocco +2 Paraguay +3 S. Lanka +1 Honduras +2 Réunion +1 Total +6,162 (+316)

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NOTHINGBURGER.TODAY
>statistics
>latest developments
>video archive
>preparation guides
>survival guides
>important news
>..and more!

Visit nothingburger.today/

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>tfw 10 cases confirmed in my area.
>tfw will probably die

Well. Time to pray 50 times now. Gotta save up for Jannah

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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when does the internet shut down

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-6.1%

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,790 (3,158) ► International 44,296 (1,432): Italy 12,462 (827) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (60) Spain 2,222 (54) Germany 1,908 (3) France 1,784 (33) USA 1,109 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 639 (15) Netherlands 503 (5) Sweden 497 (1) UK 456 (6) Belgium 314 (3) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 126 (3) Canada 99 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Ireland 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 12 (1) Panama 8 (1) Bulgaria 6 (1) Morocco 5 (1) Norway 585 Denmark 442 Qatar 262 Austria 246 Bahrain 189 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 99 Iceland 85 Czechia 81 Israel 79 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 India 62 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Romania 44 Vietnam 38 Brazil 35 Poland 31 Palestine 30 Georgia 24 Chile 23 S. Arabia 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Croatia 16 Estonia 16 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Brunei 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Slovakia 10 Belarus 9 Colombia 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Tunisia 7 Bosnia 7 Cyprus 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Jamaica 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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> 22 confirmed cases

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this, it was funny at first but this shit has become cringeworthy

>100 meter ride from my shopping mall to home
>4 people coughing
BURN EM WITH FIRE!

Somebody hold my hand

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Pt2

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S&P 500 has fully retraced to prior year levels

>dow jones down 6%
how much money is being lost?

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checked

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Don't worry pakibro, only old people die from this faggot virus.

>spreads through pipes
does this mean I have to boil my tap water before drinking it now?

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dr.dk/drtv/kanal/dr1_20875

>DENMARKS PRIME MINISTER HOLDING EMERGENCY PRESS MEETING IN 20 MINUTES
DENMARKS PRIME MINISTER HOLDING EMERGENCY PRESS MEETING IN 20 MINUTES
>DENMARKS PRIME MINISTER HOLDING EMERGENCY PRESS MEETING IN 20 MINUTES
DENMARKS PRIME MINISTER HOLDING EMERGENCY PRESS MEETING IN 20 MINUTES

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Hmmm... A nothing burger pandemic. Interesting. I never thought it could exist. I stand corrected.

too lazy to ask /sci/ , is it scientifically even possible to develop a vaccine for a corona virus?

>america

DAILY REMINDER THAT THERE ARE MORE CHINKS THAN ALL WHITE NATIONS PUT TOGETHER

DAILY REMINDER THAT MILLIONS OF THEM ARE SHILLING WITH PROXIES

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What's in your coronavirus playlist?

youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA

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Fuck. I just learned about the severity of this flu through my facebook anti-Trump group. I'm 58 years young. What are my chances?

ALMOST BREAKING CIRCUIT

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IT'S FUCKING OVER

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>7 billion people in the world
>110.000 people infected
>A few chinks and old people died
>It's literally just a flu
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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THIS THREAD IS GOING TOO FAST

Yes, the blood of children.

Finally sinking Sjaelland into the sea to stop the spread?

How serious do you think this is?
Event of the century? Millennia? Extinction tier event? A nothingburger?

Reporting the important hard-hitting news here
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2020/mar/11/hands-off-can-orgies-survive-in-the-age-of-coronavirus

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>Detected: 125,086
Yes.. YES HAHAHA

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GERMAN MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT INFECTED
n-tv.de/politik/FDP-Abgeordneter-mit-Sars-CoV-2-infiziert-article21634737.html

ur late

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>be Taiwan
>47 infected

>Italy
>more than 10.000

hmmmm..

norway at +196

can you please send me a paki girl to marry before i die? please. i am muslim my brudi.

So how are you guys planning on killing yourselves?

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There are vaccines right now, the problem is whether they will work or will actually make the disease worse

what will you do when it does user?

REMINDER

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COSTA RICA UPDATE

>22 CONFIRMED
>9 NEW CASES

>PUBLIC GATHERINGS SUSPENDED
>SCHOOLS CLOSING DOWN

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>praying
Nigga, that shit's pointless. See all the good it does for Iranians. Wake up from your dumb indoctrination. If God cared he'd save your ass already.

US MULLING BAN ON TRAVELLERS FROM EUROPE AMID CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK

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HE GOT AWAY WITH IT AGAIN

all of it

[THREAD THEME]
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

I know, i know i've let you down,
I've been a fool to myself.
I thought that i could live for no one else,
But now, through all the hurt and pain,
It's time for me to respect.
The ones you love mean more than anything.
So with sadness in my heart,
I feel the best thing i could do,
Is end it all, and leave forever.
What's done is done, it feels so bad,
What once was happy now is sad.
I'll never love again.
My world is ending.
[Ain] i wish that i could turn back time,
'Cause now the guilt is all mine.
Can't live without the trust from those you love.
I know we can't forget the past,
You can't forget love and pride.
Because of that, it's killing me inside.
It all returns to nothing,
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
It all returns to nothing,
I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down.
In my heart of hearts,
I know that i could never love again.
I've lost everything... everything...
Everything that matters to me matters in this world.
It all returns to nothing,
It just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
It all returns to nothing,
I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down.

Our stock market circuit breaked already

Now that it's officially the big P, I wonder what will change in NZ. We've had 5 cases in one city so far, so nobody is worried. But a Pandemic comes with it's own rules and expectations doesn't it? At least stuff the governments are suggested to do?
Or is it still all just a bullshit free-for-all? What is the purpose of officially calling it a Pandemic anyway?

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LA COUNTY 1ST DEATH, 6 NEW POSITIVE, 2ND CASE OF COMMUNITY SPREAD
>LA COUNTY 1ST DEATH, 6 NEW POSITIVE, 2ND CASE OF COMMUNITY SPREAD
LA COUNTY 1ST DEATH, 6 NEW POSITIVE, 2ND CASE OF COMMUNITY SPREAD
>LA COUNTY 1ST DEATH, 6 NEW POSITIVE, 2ND CASE OF COMMUNITY SPREAD
LA COUNTY 1ST DEATH, 6 NEW POSITIVE, 2ND CASE OF COMMUNITY SPREAD

Right now, century

WHO literally declared it a pandemic today you fucking retard, its officially a happening even to the world.

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Doesn't feel good to be right anymore...

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I can't wait until this fucking boomer gets lung failure.

HIT IT!
youtu.be/BW2k9R6EtHk

shilling my favorite corona-girl again
she´s (ourgirl)
>bitchute.com/video/eVF5ce10ltlJ/

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-7%
gogogogogogogo
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how about flights within the US?

>-1600

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