'ave you paid your toilet roll loicens poll?
WHY FUCKING TOILET PAPER? I HOPE ALL THE NORMIES DIE OF ANAL CORONA
All he wanted was TP for his bung hole!!!!
UH OH STINKY
i wish the queen would behead these tyrant cops
What’s the charge? Too much stuff in your car? Wtf?
I have already paid income tax, social security tax, value added tax, natural resources tax,excise tax and customs fees.
What more do you want???
probably blocking the rear view mirror or some bullshit
Clearly he was fined for blocking view from his rear-view mirror, not for buying too much TP.
>fined 300£ for having too much toilet paper
>Keeping you safe :^)
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fucking Britain is deader than a doornail and I'm not sure what this thing is that replaced it
don't tax the shit.
there isn't windows in the back of the van though..
This is why I refuse to go to First World Countries.
oxygen tax, non-sanctioned ideas tax, coom tax,happiness tax, sadness tax
Your TP, of course.
What fucking rear-view mirror you nonce? The back doors are fucking solid.
THERE IS NO WINDOW FOR THE MIRROR YOU DUMB FUCKING MUTT USE THE BRAIN HELLOOOOOOO?
Fining him for that is retarded. TP horders deserve a bullet.
then how did he know the guy was carrying too much tp?
That is the democracy manifest.
Overloading the axel. Vans and lorries have rated axel weights. If they see your suspension looking overloaded theyll pull you over to check at one of their weigh bridges.
probably overweight
It's paper.
Stupid. Cargo vans routinely have no rearview because no windows, just like in this case. I can use side mirrors to fly down narrow winding mountain driveways better than a rearview anyway. Sides give me wheel position.
that's fucking dumb. never heard of such a thing over here. For semi's and shit yeah, not for normal vehicles.
And does TP really weight that much? Come the fuck on.
Property tax, land tax, inheritance tax and capital gains tax. Also luxury tax and carbon tax. And do not dare to forget the tax tax.
cops rarely see the cocaine in your pockets but people still get busted for it every day
>London full of Indians
>punishes people for pooing in loo
Hmmm....
Have you never used TP before?
He was fined for being a ton over weight.
>canned food
i sleep
>medication
i sleep
>weapons
i sleep
>TP
real shit
why do normies do this? do they think they can survive the apocalypse with TP only?
can't they wipe with newspaper?
Ah, yes, the carbon taxes.
Clearly it does weigh that much otherwise he wouldnt have been fined. Theyre not like american cops that have to fill a quota. Theyre usually alright with you if youre alright with them they wont fine you for no reason.
Daring to ask your betters questions tax. No loicense? You can pay it after your prison sentence - with (((interest))), fees, penalties, and another prison sentence for being late without a loicense.
We also have sugar taxes, alcohol taxes and tobacco taxes.
"keeping you safe"
what a joke. leafland is no better though
The energy bill in NL has VAT over environment tax.
In my country, special situation is recognised and laughed at and person let go because he wont do the same thing tommorow. We are based slavs tho, and you mere anglo golem
>keeping you safe
FUCKING HOW?
at this point i don't know who's being ironic. fuck. quarantinefags are worse than summerfags
Stopping naughty tweets
Kek
I don't get it. Plenty of ways to clean your ass. More uncomfortable perhaps, but there are much bigger priorities. Besides, if shit gets really bad, and I wanna treat myself with TP, I'll probably have little difficulty taking it from a stockpiling cunt. One of many reasons to stockpile firearms and ammo.
If you drive a car, car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold, cold, I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, walk, I'll tax your feet
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
>OI M8! you got a loicense for that toilet roll?
Because an overloaded axel is liable to snap. Do you want to be beside it or behind it when it snaps doing 70 down the motorway?
You don't pay enough
>White tax
>Male tax
>Have 100% Bavarian phenotype children? Non black or muslim minority children tax
>Doubled property tax.. for those that own more than one unit. If you have 2 properties to pay land tax, you can pay twice the rate on the second. Open up affordable housing for migrants.
>Wealth tax. Own too much? Probably.
>Redistribution tax. To prevent accumulating too much wealth.
that resolve is akin to a father that let's his children learn from their mistakes by encountering problems.
While the west ensures that the daddy goverment overprotects everyone.
What kind of fucking law is that?
Sure, this is why.
Queen Needs More Jewels law of (current year)
> molest kids --- totally OK in UK
> stockpile paper towel --- big fine!!!
you now safe, nigga.
bong axels are so fragile they snap under the weight of 7 rolls of toilet paper
>happiness tax
>sadness tax
Tax THIS
Have they installed pay toilets in people's homes yet?
There’s no way a load of tissue/toilet paper weighs enough to overload any vehicle, even if you fill the vehicle to the brim. It’s not very dense.
If it was a 40” diameter roll of newsprint or kraft paper stood up in the back that was as wide as the van is high, it’d snap the van in half.
Subtle.
ITS FUCKING TP, YOU DUMB BONG. HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK A VAN FULL OF IT WEIGHS??? 5 TONS?
Pic related is the driver walking away
Must be a really fucked up axel to get weighed down by toilet paper. I'm gonna assume it had more to do with that person driving a death trap than the toilet paper itself.
that's not much those are paper towels above them. He got enough for a 3-4 months less if there are other people.
The limits are there to prevent accidents occurring, they are conservative. Being 1 tonne over isnt likely to cause a problem in most instances but it could. It can also cause the tyres to overheat and blow out from increased friction.
>Keeping you safe
They are fucking with you on purpose at this point
Now this is cope
I don’t know how much it weights but if its overweught its overweight so it must weigh quite a lot.
you think the fucking Bong Force took the time to drive him to a weight station and see for sure?
The fuck? One person use less than a roll a month. Are you doing fucking origami with it or something?
Thank fucking god they got this man instead of all the pakis raping your children. God England is dead. I could show up on shore with a blunt knife and conquer your entire island and give it back to the Irish.
safe from what? freedom?
The article states it was due to the weight. Although the only sources are thedailymail and the sun. Hardly reputable sources.
Based Uh Oh Stinky poster
Meanwhile Muslim rape gang is assfucking a 12 year old girl
to death and they stop this poor fool
Burn world now
Theyre not the police theyre a different agency.
why are the bongoloid police so smug about oppressing their own people? it doesn't bother me that they're fining him, but the in your face tweets are highly irritating. it makes me want to shoot them actually.
My mom was killed by a toilet paper 3 years ago. I'm glad they got this monster and those weapons of death off the streets!