US hospitals: no tests, CDC: tests only for travel cases archive.is/XxLE3
>LATEST CASES 13:41: 6 new cases in Colombia. 13:37: 2 new cases in Poland. 13:17: 121 new cases and 1 new death in the Netherlands. 13:10: 9 new cases and 1 new death in Spain. 13:01: 30 new cases in Sweden. 12:58: 4 new cases in Iceland. 12:49: 48 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
>7 billion people in the world >114.000 people infected >A few chinks and old people died >It's literally just a flu >OMG THE END IS NIGH! stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic
Lads, I AM getting a takeaway tonight. I've been considering it the last few nights, and now it's definitely happening. Please frens, tell me step by step what precautions I can take so as not to get the coof. >Write 'leave it at my door' on delivery instructions >Collect from door >Pour food from possibly infected containers onto plate (which I have already set out, so all I touch is the takeaway containers) >Throw that shit in the microwave for 20 seconds to kill WuFlu >Dispose of takeaway containers and bag >Wash hands while singing Jolene by Dolly Parton >Enjoy delicious ChinkMSGoodness It's foolproof, right?
>The White House has ordered federal health officials to treat top-level coronavirus meetings as classified, an unusual step that has restricted information and hampered the U.S. government’s response to the contagion>
Fuck all of your panicking. My goddamn University is shutting down because of the panic. We don't even have any confirmed cases in the city! This just fucking sucks, man.
This is normal. Every flu season the government holds classified meetings to work out how we’re going to quarantine the entire nation. Can’t have leaks of sensitive info, like washing your hands and coughing into your elbow.
Daniel Harris
i hope i get it and die lol
Angel Wright
why didn't they just make a vaccine?
Levi Gutierrez
Kuwait shuts down for two weeks >Kuwait shuts down for two weeks Kuwait shuts down for two weeks
The government has announced an emergency 14 day national holiday, requiring all businesses in the country to close for a two week period starting tomorrow.
It means all the random generators in the world are behaving oddly similar
Brody Ortiz
Spray the containers you mongoloid. With Vodka even if you have it.
Andrew Hill
The US numbers are actually not bad desu. Too bad all these numbers are false. Either way, the virus is much more widespread with nothing serious happening in the west outside of Italy, so really you guys panicked over nothing. Kek
Henry Nguyen
They showed people going back to their normal lives in shanghai. Did you lie to me pol ? Im gonna look like an idiot because of you virgins.
Luis Campbell
You're so retarded it's hilarious
Cameron Lopez
>implying the numbers are legit
Carter Davis
I never thought I'd see the day it actually happens
Lucas Jones
>NORWAY IS NEXT
>DAYS UNTIL MEDICAL SYSTEM IS OVERRUN
Italy (10238/8000 ICUs) >0-6 days (Locally the medical system is already overrun. Field hospitals are being deployed) Norway (400/400ICUs) >1-7 days Sweden (355/700 ICUs) >4-10 days Switzerland (497/ 1000 ICUs) >5-11 days Spain (1695/5000 ICUs) >7-13 days France (1888/5000 ICUs) >9-15 days Netherlands (503/ 1600 ICUs) >7-13 days Belgium (267/2000 ICUs) >12-18 days UK (383/5000 ICUs) >15-21 days Germany (1565/28000 ICUs) >17-23 days Luxembourg (5/200 ICUs) >21-27 days (updated list march 11 2020)
The biggest concern right now is not the current CFR, but what the CFR will be when medical systems get overrun. About 10% of infections need an IC bed and assisted breathing. If those IC beds and breathing machines run out, we have a serious problem and the CFR may shoot up.
>METHODOLOGY We use a median IC stay of 10 days. We assume 10% of infected need IC. We use a growth factor of 1.2.
Demand for IC beds : D = .1 * (# infections (today)) - .1 * (# infections (today - 10)) # days until overrun = CEIL((log((total IC beds) * (1 - % of IC beds taken)) - log(D))/log(growth factor))
We compute a best and "worst" case. The best case is 70% of IC beds are already taken. The worst case is 90% are taken. (These estimates are very conservative, and in many countries the "worst" case is actually reality.)
For example, in the Netherlands we have between 9 and 15 days until every ICU spot with a mechanical ventilation unit is taken and we run into serious problems trying to keep people alive.
You can google the number of IC beds per country yourself and check my computations. I will keep updating these numbers. I try to keep this post as clear and concise as possible. For sources, comments and suggestions, please email: [email protected] Thank you
The US is absolutely fucked for a couple reasons >non unified healthcare system >basically no response from the government >intentional muzzling of testing because it'll make gov't look bad >huge lack of hospital beds and lack of obtaining more on short notice >hospitals aren't telling their workers shit, leading to a general feeling of "just a flu" among hospital staff
Health systems here are going to be crippled incredibly fast, gov't will likely not do anything at all or if they do something it'll be half assed and way too late. The US will probably have a fairly high death and infection rate compared to the rest of the world
Wyatt Green
Predictions on the current situation in Best Korea? >They're all dead.
David Carter
Will i be able to go on a flight wearing these? I have a flight in three weeks and they are trading me the mask for disinfectant and hand sanitizes.
The collective psyche of us all is focusing on this Corona media event, that's what it means.
Logan Bell
undoubtedly. canada keeps picking up cases from people traveling in the states (including states with no cases). one of those people is responsible for a community transmission in BC.
Kevin Watson
weak governments you say
Isaiah Gutierrez
wash your hands is the useless equivalent of duck and cover during the nuke scares. anything to soothe the normies. sure there's a bsl4 bioweapon on the loose with gain of function potentiality, ignore that and wash your hands. LOL
Andrew Young
Yes
Julian Cooper
>125074 infected >4590 dead >OMG THE END IS NIGH! stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic
Remember, lads, Corona-chan needs our love and support to carry out her divine purpose. Do the right thing by getting infected, and spreading the infection, or, if able, actively use a lab to create lethal mutations.
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 17 (SEVENTEEN) DAYS LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 17 (SEVENTEEN) DAYS LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 17 (SEVENTEEN) DAYS
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE DO NOT GO OUTSIDE DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION. YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED
of FUCKING course There´s VITAL fucking vitamins and nutrients in your coom to keep the little coom-boots swimming and getting to that fucking egg. All pissed away because you´re just a filthy coomer.
shut the fuck up, only a bunch of boomers and losers with a bad immune system who don't eat their own boogers will die
Jaxson Thompson
Singer is a guy, no?
James Perry
I work for a university and they basically just told us that if even one person gets infected that goes to our campus they are shutting down. This is the end game lads
Blake Martinez
Laugh til you cough, pasta la vista!
Leo Jackson
normies are retarded scum. you did the right thing and took care of YOURSELF. that's all that matters. fuck normies. i hope they all die.
Kayden Brooks
3F just threw every union agreement out of the window. I can be force on unpaid leave now.
Very uncomfy.
Anthony Sanders
Dr. Faris Durmo MD., BSc. @Dr_FarrisD 9/ "“Lombardy is the most developed region in Italy and it has a extraordinary good healthcare, I have worked in Italy, UK and Aus and don’t make the mistake of thinking that what is happening is happening in a 3rd world country.”
getting into an enclosed space (like a bus or worse, an airplane with recirculated air) right now is incredibly dumb. if you are not wearing a mask, and an infected person sneezes, you're fucked. everyone on that plane, everyone on that bus, train, etc. -- is now infected.
Alexander Ortiz
who cares about the fucking disease dumbass, think about the mass panic and supply chain disruption
Cooper Ortiz
Israel is expecting to reach thousands of coronavirus patients in the near future - report.
> CHINESE BACK TO THEIR DAILY LIVES IN SHANGHAI NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED > CHINESE BACK TO THEIR DAILY LIVES IN SHANGHAI NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED > CHINESE BACK TO THEIR DAILY LIVES IN SHANGHAI NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED > CHINESE BACK TO THEIR DAILY LIVES IN SHANGHAI NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED > CHINESE BACK TO THEIR DAILY LIVES IN SHANGHAI NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED
Michael Ward
Is that the same model as this one? I saw a few at my local Home Depot but wasn't sure if it'd be effective.
Every region will have different CFR depending on demographics and underlying conditions. Italy is older and a lot of smokers = higher death rate, while SK is younger and healthy = lower death rate.
Extrapolating for this, America will be China tier disaster.
Kevin Ramirez
She probably has it already, and will die convusling on the floor tomorrow morning. You will look from her twitching corpse to the door handle she was polishing with mounting dread.
Nathaniel Murphy
I have been on prepping and survival forums for years. No one ever prepares for a viral epidemic. It is so off the wall, that it is seen as a tv and movie thing.
Hell the closest I can think is zombie squad and that is a joking thing like prepared for zombies prepared for everything.
It's actually a pandemic officially... new pasta needed
Kevin Martinez
Nah, chronic masturbators actually have the strongest immune systems.
I'm a coomer. Still beat off 5-7 times a week at 45 years old, and I've literally NEVER had the flu in my life. 45 flu seasons in a row, cooomer champ.
I have a feeling a full on country quarantine is coming for Norway in the next few days. Close to 600 now. All major events and public gatherings already cancelled, so halfway there.
You think the same will happen in Denmark?
Brayden Davis
> romanian > say gypsies to italians ??? Solid bait user
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John Fisher
>Another death in the UK
Tyler Ortiz
F
Josiah Ortiz
In my state of Alabama we've tested 20 fucking people. Alabama is one of the biggest Trump states, and I've already heard stories from others about having every symptom and have traveled to or from Italy or Europe in general and they're being denied testing. Coincidence, or (((cohencidence)))?
Ayden Cox
NORWAY NOW 595 CASES. +193 TODAY
Hudson Howard
No please just colonize what’s left again and incorporate them into the commonwealth
Xavier Moore
Imagine a US without Israel to command it to take a shit in the morning
>Trustinf CCP propaganda A week or so ago they had people shouting at their glorious leaders it was all fake as the leaders tried to say everything was under control. You know things are bad if people will take a bullet over what the government has left them to.
Nolan Peterson
more elders% in Italy maybe?
Isaac Williams
don't think what the pandemic can do for you, think what you can do for the pandemic.
I wanted te hide in Russia ! ! Nowhere is safe now
Jayden Martinez
I'll predict that all US Universities will have switched to online, or closed, by Monday. Some are going on spring break and I doubt they'll be going back to class in 2 weeks.
I had a week streak going prior so hopefully I'm not totally fucked
Kevin Wilson
WHO is this cum beast?
Liam Long
I may be a white mutt but my genes weren’t bastardized by North Africans. Canada and the US had more chinese, and therefore infected, people traveling in and out of the country than all of Europe combined. It appears certain ethnic groups don’t have severe issues with corona Mario.
Luis Mitchell
source?
Samuel Evans
I just sent an e-mail to my kid's school's attendance office and teacher telling them I'm withdrawing him from school for the rest of the year. I just hope it's not too late.
We need to burn, all of it, all of us; everything just needs to burn.
Gabriel Ramirez
>Be in Madrid, Spain >Sunday there was soccer nationally, Women's Day marches and a radical right-wing party (VOX) national convention with 10000 people. >Monday afternoon government announces no school no universities from wednesday on >Nobody really took it seriously until this happened >People go a little crazy buying, +175% sales in supermarkets >#2 from VOX is infected. He shook hands and gave hugs to hundreds of people on the sunday rally. The political party members are now isolated and they telework from home. >I'm also teleworking at home, started today >More than 1000 infected in 3 million hab. Madrid >ITS FUCKING AMAZING BRO I slept 1 more hour and programmed with my cat on my knees. >People in the streets act like nothing's really going on. They're afraid but they hide the fear. >The real problem is many cannot go to work if they have children, since there's no school anymore. >Most chinese shops are closed which is weird because they never close. I went to one and the guy on the counter had masks and gloves. Almost nobody wears mask usually, nobody wears gloves >Chinese lads were giving out masks for free in the chinese zone of Madrid this morning, mostly to spaniards. Cool guys.
I feel sad for you I'm sorry your life has gone this way There can be hope in your life, if you accept it
Jose Jenkins
Should we start having country specific generals eventually?
Wyatt Scott
Don't worry, it's the beginning of the end for everyone because of globalization.
Bentley Gutierrez
>All of them coming back from italy illegaly >coming back
Leo Campbell
Reminder to not believe Coronavirus shills.
It's a big nothingburger. No, Americans will never be put on lockdown. No, forced quarantines won't be a thing. No need to panic.
This is nothing but a laughable attempt to hurt Trump.
Exponential growth is a massive LIE. It's literally impossible in nature. Besides, look at this graph. Does that look like exponential growth to you? 'Cause it looks like sub-linear slowing down to me. Exponential growth is supposed to increase non-stop, this graph shows it's stagnating.
Suck my dick. And fuck your education nobody cares. It's useless anyways.
Leo Ward
it to late we have 9 cases of corona in bochum now hahahaha monday is was 0 today 9 the end is near :/
Eli Flores
archive.is/VLlCx REPORTER >Have you been briefed that up to 100 million Americans could ultimately be exposed to the virus? Donald >I've been briefed on every contingency you could possibly imagine. Many contingencies. A lot of positive. Different numbers, all different numbers. Very large numbers. And some small numbers, too, by the way.
You're gonna be in nationwide lockdown in a week and 10k+ cases
Nolan Moore
Coronavirus is a nothingburger. Trump said it will go away soon. Think about how a thread dies on Yas Forums. It might start out a little slow with a few people and then it gets rockin. Then after a little while it just dies. Coronavirus is no different.
Incomplete testing, unreported cases, elderly population with already chronic ailments, ICUs near or at capacity
Levi Cox
You last week >WHO will never declare it a Pandemic
Carson Miller
They actually do have to classify it, don't they? Otherwise retards will try to escape quarantine.
>Daily reminder: All this could have been prevented if we ruined some chink vacations 3 months ago
Nolan Gray
>Patients above 65 or younger with comorbidities are not even assessed by ITU, I am not saying not tubed, I’m saying not assessed and no ITU staff attends when they arrest. twitter.com/jasonvanschoor/status/1237144089855963136
Wash/sanitize your hands before you touch the plate to put it in the microwave.
Ethan Gray
I'm a truck driver with enough calories stashed between my gut and my prep to last for nearly a month without opening the door. Should I just wait it out?
Angel Young
ITS HABBENIN! i feel the same way: all day, "nothing ever happens", and then it happens. we are blessed
I can't fucking do this anymore guys, I want off this happening. Please god. My anxiety is through the roof. My grandma and grandpa are in their 90s and are freaking out. oh god
Does anyone have a concise list of coronaids symptoms (percentage occurrence) based on 1st world date? The info I have is from China, and from January.
They actually declared Martial Law early on so yeah they slowed down the spread nowhere else but italy has done that. It's too late for them since it's already spread like wildfire.
Brayden Robinson
No you retard. You don’t test so you have no idea how bad it is. Canada has been testing, and we haven’t had Chinese cases in about a month. All of our new cases are Iran, Italy, Egypt or AMERICA related. Still no community spread in Ontario.
You guys are about to fuck the whole continent.
James Hall
They're getting back up and running. The question is will Europe have the manpower to distribute what they send out?
Easton Reed
I have been quarantined just now. The PM will say something similar in half an hour.
Luke Harris
>No, forced quarantines won't be a thing Tell that to New York
Connor Barnes
I heard that the CCP was planning to ship millions of Uyghurs to first-tier cities like Shanghai to increase production work.
Nicholas Collins
Poor fella, this is going to be really hard for you I hope you can make it and thrive through this with a new, enlivened worldview We still love you guys, we just want you back in reality... You have some soul searching to do, I hope that is possible for you God bless you
Grayson Williams
read the msds, dummy.
Nathan Walker
all the measures that the government takes spreading my love to your hood next the lockdowns are getting bigger COOF COOF COOF youre infected NIGGER
Evan Johnson
Can we agree cooming and eating your own coom to hold onto nutrients is good for your health?
I just wear my N100s I only work 3 days a week at a supermarket deli but I don’t trust my coworkers or customers. Thinking of calling out this weekend. Might even quit soon if the state doesn’t implement business closures soon.
The CCP should definitely take responsibility. Wars have been fought over less
James King
Since I'm in the capital I don't care much. As long as I can telework, I have my stash and enough toiler paper.
In fact I'm trying to end up fast some formalities because I was buying a house when this happened. It will be my bunker, and when the economy falls down I'll have some extra money from the mortgage; but if Deutsche Bank falls it's better to have a hideout than a lot of money in the bank.
Angel Morgan
Guys I work in a doctor's office in Metro-Detroit. One of the cases in Michigan came to our office first. He was a fucking limo driver for ALL Ford Motor Company Executives. Theyre getting tested too and suspected to be infected. Watch the news. The Limo Driver is at Garden City Hospital which is one of the designated trauma centers for this virus. So stay the fuck away from there if you can help it. Mainly because GC Hospital has a reputation for incomptent staff. Stay safe. Also that coofer was right by me too so yeah top meme.
Henry Green
Nope, Italy's just honest. See Japan. They aren't even properly testing and reporting shit. I wager they'll start doing it in earnest once the Olympics get cancelled and not a second before.
What does that mean? That people will just carry in as usual, and that the hospitals will just receive the very sick ones as they come? That sounds like a bad plan regarding containing it
Gavin Nguyen
A bit too much and ineffective if you don't follow the decontamination procedure.
John Morales
I honestly can't tell if this is bad bait or MIGAtard cope because "muh stocks" were the only thing trump had going for him.
Jose Gray
i have an appointment tomorrow at the DMV. Odds I go Evens I stay home
Justin Garcia
Check 3M manuals, they are pretty clear about that. Pretty much once you feel you breath harder, no other explicit indicators
are they really freaking out when they are 90 years old, or are you larping. they must have seen it coming: death i mean
Colton Gutierrez
QUICK PRINT MORE MONEY
Jackson Robinson
U got souce?
Mason Ortiz
Have we learned nothing from every zombie movie ever made ? Those infected (including "recovered") must be moved to enforced quarantine zones ASAP while it is still possible. Otherwise this is an extinction event. The "recovered" are going to have relapses, and start new outbreaks. each time it will do more damage to their bodies until it eventually kills them. This is sad, but true. There is no reason to let them infect, and kill others. There are only 2 options, quarantine all that have been infected, or wipe out humanity if a cure is not found in next 2 years.
Would you quarantine 250,000 (small city) to save 7 billion ?
Isaiah Barnes
lmao are you over the age of 35 and working in a deli?
Aaron Green
Okay so I got canned/preservable food for 90 days now. That is calculated for two people, getting 1000 kCal per day. On top of that I got some random shit like cookies, canned fruits and fresh meats, on which I plan on surviving for first couple of weeks. Gonna barricade my wife and my self inside, starting tomorrow. Not going outside for any reason or letting anyone in. Plus also got Zinc, vitamin C and ibuprofeine, two masks (yes, pathetic) and two pairs of eye protection. I didn't even dream of getting the equipment at this stage. Godspeed anons.
>trusting a test that is known to have a high level of inaccuracy I guarantee they don’t test everybody showing symptoms in Canada. If you actually believe that than you are a fucking tard. They wouldn’t even test Asians because “muh racism”
Liam Jackson
>bongs finally fighting back.
Benjamin Jackson
Still doesn't look like the mad max world pol is shilling. > CHINESE BACK TO THEIR DAILY LIVES IN SHANGHAI NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED > CHINESE BACK TO THEIR DAILY LIVES IN SHANGHAI NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED > CHINESE BACK TO THEIR DAILY LIVES IN SHANGHAI NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED > CHINESE BACK TO THEIR DAILY LIVES IN SHANGHAI NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED > CHINESE BACK TO THEIR DAILY LIVES IN SHANGHAI NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED
Tyler Cruz
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Parker Sanchez
Indeed, working from home like that is so comfy. I hope when this passes since it forced a lot of people in the country to work from home, I can do it at least a couple of days a week.
Luis Hughes
Due to the sheer number of people sooner or later people who are immune will pop up. The problem is identifying them and hoping the virus isn't engineered in a way to account for that and work around it.
Joseph Hernandez
Alright heres what you need to know:
>This flu actually came from Britain. >They manufactured an anti-flu vaccine which they sell to countries like France, Italy, China etc. >You know how the virus should be half-dead when put into a dose but the bongs fucked that up and the disease managed to recuperate and fully come back to life again once entering someone's body. >It is known that autumn is a hot season for all sorts of flus to come up so the first symptoms showed in China. Followed by the rest of the european countries this vaccine was imported to and they in turn affecting those around them. >This virus is an ordinary H5N1 or ''chicken flu'' which we all already encountered before. >Drink Rakia and Whiskey to disinfect your body and use vinegar. These are the substances its most vulnerable to. >Alcohol kills it but if its mixed with sugar then it actually strengthens it. >These viruses have a set life expectancy and this one has about 15 days left before it starts to decline. >Care for your older relatives. >If you are under 50 you have almost nothing to worry about. >Stay strong and dont forget to wash your hands.
Luis Ortiz
Whats the best way to disinfect supplies? The non refrigerated stuff is easy: just leave it in the cellar for 9 days but what about things that spoil and go into fridge/freezer?
Because nobody can know what is really happening until everybody knows.
They are going to lie lie lie lie until they can't hide the lie anymore.
Evan Turner
eating some celery and doing some jogging, no I mean yoga, no I mean touching my toes, no I mean checking the mail. Fugg
checked also
Daniel Morales
>everyone that prepped and survives the first wave will be drafted into fighting the second >NEET's first job will be bulldozing corpses into burn pits you ready to take a steam wand to hospital wards in between ventilator triage? are you mentally prepared for what is coming?
a couple of weeks ago I wondered where all the skyddsmask 90 which are forbidden for use by the EU due to no CE markings had gone apparently they're all just laying around (750 000 of them) and authorities are asking for permission to use them again due to not having enough CE marked equipment lmao svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/vast/forbjuden-skyddsmask-tas-ater-i-bruk
I'll go back outside when this shit has cleared so I can help repopulate the Earth.
Cooper Collins
Norilsk will be the last bastion of humanity.
Nicholas Perez
Well, it’s been global for months now and so far only Italy, China, and Iran have gotten buttfucked by corona, so yeah. There is definitely something special about Italy.
Asher Russell
Euthanize them, with a nailbat. Right at the base of the skull. Give them mercy.
Easton Adams
NINE NEW CASES IN IRELAND
ALL BAR ONE OF THE TRAVEL-ASSOCIATED CASES INVOLVED TRAVEL TO ITALY. THE REMAINING CASE INVOLVED TRAVEL TO AUSTRIA.
So your saying that the coronastruck should take over the role historically ascribed to lepers?
Henry Wood
rude but thankyou
Zachary Bailey
Russian people told me the only place where they test people for coronavirus in Russia is Novosibirsk and that you guys are acting as if it didn't exist, like with AIDS and that's why there's so few cases. Am I rite?
Isaac King
A crucial step that I almost forgot. Thank you for saving my life fren. I'll tell my grandchildren about you when this is all over.
Grayson Cox
>why didn't they just make a vaccine? They've been trying to make a vaccine for SARS for 17 (?) years now, and failed. They're trying to make a vaccine for covid-19 right now, but even if everything works perfect, trials and testing criteria means it is 1 year to 18 months away, minimun.
Jackson Cruz
Unless missing that flight means losing your livelihood and being fired don’t fucking go Hell, in 3 weeks there may not even be a flight at this rate
Wyatt Martinez
I thought it was obvious they were told to cut out all non-essential traffic but still came in to work
Logan Martin
There is no fucking way Turkey has only 1 case. The retard Erdogan is hiding the real numbers. The situation there is much worse, idk how can someone belive that theres only 1 fucking case in fucking turkey
Why do you propose that there are only 1565 out of 28000 of ICUs in Germany used right now? It's not possible to run all the ICUs at the same time due to a lack of personell... The limit will be hit way earlier
Jackson Flores
Bro you cant post this sloot and not tell us who she is
Jayden Taylor
I was at a hospital this weekend with a toddler without travel history to an epicentre and they tested us and told us to self isolate etc.
Also, YOUR test kits are faulty. We developed our own independently. Don’t forget the level 4 bio lab this shit was stolen from is in Canada ;)
Samuel Baker
make some porno movies while stick inside, wearing face masks = get rich selling them to fetishists
Gabriel Bailey
>i'll be able to touch the asses and milkers of the dead
unironically sharpen your spoons. When law and order breaks down...well, you know what to do.
Robert Ward
You're a fucking idiot, you know that? At least try to make it funny next time you post stupid shit.
Charles Gonzalez
Incomplete testing and unreported cases makes this a worse situation for pastas. To be honest, most countries so far has not reported their cases (except, worst Korea, who has the best protocols in terms of testing people).
I said that. You can’t read? It’s obviously higher and has been high for months. You’re an idiot if you don’t think it’s been spreading globally since at least January. Still no apocalypse though.
Angel Adams
>they still stay at home on weekends hmm you are lucky it doesnt hurt to be retarded
>wearing face masks = get rich this. there are already videos on porn sites with people in hazmats and face masks fucking each other with "CORONAVIRUS" in the titles.
Bentley Sullivan
I'm a mechanic and will be pressed into keeping shit running instead, if I even make it. Most likely will be tasked with working on trains still because railroads are the backbone of America to the point its considered infrastructure and we have our own police force the damn near the authority of the FBI on company property.
Austin Smith
>NBC NEWS: The attending physician of the U.S. Congress & Supreme Court, Dr. Brian Monahan, briefed Senate Staff yesterday in a closed-door meeting that he expects anywhere from 70 up to 150 million people in the U.S. to contract coronavirus twitter.com/jasonvanschoor/status/1237144089855963136
Assuming the Italian numbers are true for the US, and they won't be because the US is worse off than Italy >14M-30M hospitalizations >3.5M-7.5M require ICU
>Garden City Hospital lmao, everyone who goes there is gonna fucking die should have sent him to Receiving
That’s retarded. I watch Russian news daily and they always have a huge segment just about corona. They test people everywhere. I think they test almost as much as SK (this is not from the news)
Kevin Myers
lmao
Robert Adams
how is the toddler?
Jaxson Ross
>ours really works Lol k
Gavin Gonzalez
they don't deserve to die a horrible painful death
Zachary Hughes
how did you prep? I'm thinking of stockpiling shit this weekend.
Joseph Price
>780 million people quarantined going back to wagecucking or they will be killed
Ian Watson
Be strong for your cat who loves you. You are its guardian angel now.
Daniel Jones
Why would I do that Pedro? I won't be touching my face or eyes, or anything else, after touching the containers - not until I've disposed of them and washed my hands. This is why your country is on fire.
Jonathan Gomez
>a flight serious question are you fucking tapped
Isaiah Allen
Japan's official policy is if you have fever then stay at home. If your fever doesn't subside after 4 days or you can't breath then call a doctor for consultation. The doctor then decides if you should be tested or not. I dread to imagine how many Jap boomers died in their homes in the countryside and will be discovered years later.
they were literally just told to all go back to work, it'll show up from tomorrow
Connor Gray
No they dont
Robert Howard
Yes, just went prepping and one woman told me some shit like "why prep, China made the virus up". When shit starts going down, it'll be very fast and very ugly here.
Dylan Butler
Actually it came from the yearly tradition of Bulgarians having sex with donkeys dressed as women with lipstick and other makeup smeared all over them. The donkeys transmitted a rare new virus known as H1D1 or "donkey flu" as it's starting to be known, and we're only just beginning to see the effects.
Nolan Wood
what a bullshit
Tyler Long
You got some business mind in you. We do need a camera man tho. Call me if you plan on evacuating to Northern Österbotten.
>no new case for almost a week >ONE whore came back from Italy >everyone goes full panic mode This is getting tiresome.
Christian Mitchell
GERMANY NOT EVEN IN THE CHART
Jaxon Nguyen
Also it varies highly province to province. BC is fucked. Ontario on the other hand, is handling it surprisingly well... might have actually learned something from SARS
Jaxon Cruz
>So what exactly does that mean for me? It's just a label describing how wide-spread covid-19 will be. It doesn't mean the disease is any deadlier to you.
Nicholas Martin
With their fully spread open borders it won't be long
