Yas Forums is actually right about coronavirus

>Yas Forums is actually right about coronavirus


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI DONT WANNA DIE

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Everyone's time comes sooner or later.

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>the saddest words of tongue and pen.

Yas Forums was right again

If the virus doesn't kill you, the quarantine / treatment bill will.

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*laughs in chinese*

A nothingburger I tell us. Just don't be old nigga

just do the opposite of the media and you'll always be right too

I'm a murse and let me tell you, this is the real deal. Also, my dad works at Nintendo and he says we're all gonna die.

this is an extinction level event

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/pol is always..

..slightly more in tune with reality

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I want coronachan to pee on me

>I DONT WANNA DIE

why do you want to live?

Nope it's literally nothing

All that boomer wealth is gonna come trickling down.

You are wrong, friendo. I wish you were right though.

Let's not talk about that eclipse haha.

The only certainty in life is death user

>Yas Forums was right again.

NO IT'S NOT!! YOU STUPID BITCH IT'S JUST A COLD WITHOUT VACCINE TAKE ASPIRINE AND STAY IN BED AND IT WILL PASS.

IT'S NOT A ZOMBIE VIRUS!!

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get saved
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I'm a chef at Wendy's and I approve of this message

The 2009 swine flu outbreak killed 20x more people and fucking nobody remembers.

You can relax now.

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The jews will find a way to take it and you know it.

>die
>from the flu
Are you an aids ridden faggot or something?

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Will be fun, will be like GTA or Skyrim IRL for a while until the virus gets you

God I hate this place now. It's been completely taken over by happener losers living in toilet paper forts in their basement. Since when did becoming hysterical like a woman get the pol seal of approval?

My teacher got swine flu in 2009. School didn’t shut down, and no one came to disinfect the school. Why are schools shutting down now even before a single case is confirmed?

>Let's not

*cough*

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Oh look at you clever clever cupcake... Comparing almost 2 year long assault by Swine Flu in 2009-2010 to the 3 months Killing spree of Corona :)
Here's you gold star for math fren.Stick it on your mask and don't swallow it. It has sharp Edges.

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Technically, the virus is still mutating.

practice

Of course. All you had to do was look at what it did to wuhan.

I really hope the "flying HIV" is just a meme though.

>Why
WHy indeed.

Perhaps they know things we do not.

>Burgers and math

Fucking lol two years vs coronas 3 months

This is much, much worse than swine flu

>Why are schools shutting down now even before a single case is confirmed?
because of hysterical morons

>believing the happening fags

Yas Forums is always right.

It only gets taken over by happening fags if it's happening. It's been like that for years

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>mfw

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I'd say you can leave any time, but you can't. you could always try pulling the stick out of your ass and have some fun.

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All nothingburgerfags are midwit normalfags. Based retards and geniuses know this is going to get bad.

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So if Swine Flu killed 20 times as many people in 24 months than Corona has killed in 3 months, then its on pace to kill 2.5 times as many people as Corona virus over two years, assuming Corona maintains the same death rate over 2 years which is unlikely.

Yeah, your math is great Leaf.

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Was it worth it?

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It's NOT fucking happening though. In spite of the deep desire of depressed losers for the world to suicide so they don't have to, it's not actually happening. But if you dare point this out, a bunch of gibbering hysterics go ballistic and denounce you as a shill...because they want carnage because they shut-in sadsacks and/or sociopaths. It just annoys the shit out of me how behaving like a useless Karen who panics over shit constantly is now pol approved.

YOU CHOSE THIS

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Go back to spamming BBC shit chink. It's the digital equivalent of pangolin scales to you micropenis losers.

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SOPA DE MORCEGO

coronavirus is potentially less infectious than swine flu, but probably more deadly. There's a lot we don't know about it yet.
it's also a lot MORE deadly when hospitals are overrun with people needing respirators and can't keep up with demand. If we take steps to reduce the risk of as many people getting sick as possible, it will be less strain on the health system.
There's also an element of hysteria involved because of media hype and the unknowns surrounding the disease.
It's also possible that this is being used as an excuse to crash the economy and impose martial law worldwide, but that's much more up for debate.

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Corona is still far from reaching is full number of infected people, it's currently on hundreds of thousands but is projected to read hundreds of millions.

>flag
>brings up BBC

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every time.

>half of Yas Forums says it's nothing
>half of Yas Forums says it's something
>Yas Forums WAS RIGHT AGAIN!

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Guys I just had a genius plan.
>wear sick mask
>go into bank
>start coofing, fall down and seize up
>customers and employees sprint for the door
>grab as much money as you can and slip out the back door

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This brings Yas Forums's happening prediction success rate to about 1 in a trillion correctly predicted happenings

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"half" of pol are obvious zionist shills and glowniggers, not something I would expect a memeflag to understand.

No, but she is

if you play both sides you always win.

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Go! Shill it on the Yas Forums thread! Over the threads and everywheree! Go! Shill it on the Yas Forums thread that you suck jewish cocks!
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you memeflags never fail to amuse me with your "jewish shill shekels". Face it, most Yas Forumstards will be infinitely more successful than you ever will be. you're on the wrong side of history.

>you're on the wrong side of history.
SHIIIIIIIIT, NOT AGAIN.

The ride never ends.

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Memeflags ARE kikes, if not literally then figuratively as they operate just like them and espouse it as a virtue rather then an expression of their own depravity and sickness. It's because most memeflags are chinks, and chinks are all sociopaths who aspire to be exaclty like the most stereotypical jew.