PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - REMAIN IN MEXICO EDITION /ptg/

OFFICIALLY A PANDEMIC

► Detected: 124,968 ► Died: 4,585

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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UK health minister tests positive
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False claims in social media to get you arrested in Newark, New Jersey
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4% of health workers infected in southern Netherlands
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New York to deploy National Guard
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>RESEARCH
Virus spreads before symptoms and up to 12 days after recovery
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Virus invades nervous systems
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All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
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Survives up to 9 days on different materials
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SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
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>REMINDER
CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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China figures likely simulated
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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>LATEST CASES
13:41: 6 new cases in Colombia.
13:37: 2 new cases in Poland.
13:17: 121 new cases and 1 new death in the Netherlands.
13:10: 9 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
13:01: 30 new cases in Sweden.
12:58: 4 new cases in Iceland.
12:49: 48 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.

>MORE
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>swine flu numbers
>president: obama

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Did you buy the dip?

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cornoa virus is about HK and Trump fucking their economy
you heard it here first

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MAGA

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>Dr. Drew

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this is even gayer than aids

Don't worry, folks. If you traveled to California to see the Warriors game tonight, we still have many great activities here in sunny California.

For instance, you can visit your local street vendor. No FDA guidelines for them either, because that would be racist. YUM YUM.

Enjoy your stay, and remember that it's Drumpf's fault that we're all sick.

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drunk, what do? hold up, lightin this bowl.....

youtube 'Growing Up Deep State'

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