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GERMAN GOBERMANT HAS CORONAVIRUS
>GERMAN GOBERMANT HAS CORONAVIRUS
GERMAN GOBERMANT HAS CORONAVIRUS
>GERMAN GOBERMANT HAS CORONAVIRUS

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>18.11 Uhr: Erster positiver Fall im Bundestag
>Im Bundestag gibt es einen ersten positiven Test auf das Coronavirus. Ein FDP-Abgeordneter hat sich nach Angaben der Parlamentsärztin infiziert. Ein Sprecher der FDP-Fraktion bestätigte dies.

>There is a first positive test for the corona virus in the Bundestag. An FDP member has been infected, according to the parliamentary doctor. A spokesman for the FDP group confirmed this.

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wtf i love the apocalypse now

THIS IS GODS PUNISHEMENT FOR COLABORATING WITH THE AFD IN THÜRINGEN
THIS IS GODS PUNISHEMENT FOR COLABORATING WITH THE AFD IN THÜRINGEN
THIS IS GODS PUNISHEMENT FOR COLABORATING WITH THE AFD IN THÜRINGEN
THIS IS GODS PUNISHEMENT FOR COLABORATING WITH THE AFD IN THÜRINGEN
THIS IS GODS PUNISHEMENT FOR COLABORATING WITH THE AFD IN THÜRINGEN

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>> FDP

poor guys. Its really not their time

Hopefully Merkel gets the chink SARS

didn't several SPD politicians have it too?

digits and merkel dies before may

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can someone translate that from gibberish to english for me? Is orange woman dying?

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Rerolllling

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German anons if you have corona go and try to infect Merkel, find where she lives cough on the pavement, cough on the people that live in the area do it

Reroll

>wir schaffen das

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why not next week or at the end of this week?
Hell, fuck that, why not tomorrow?

digits for merkel getting corona, last nummber tells how much days she has left.

idk why these retards are holding regular seatings, they can literally do their boring shit talks from their living rooms

BATSOUP EATING CHINK SINGLEHANDEDLY TAKES DOWN THE NWO

reroll

Lmao

I'm think'n based

roll

reroll

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roll

Corona-chan is the gift that keeps giving, I hope the Bundestag gets eradicated

Just like why some people still have physical books when you can have them on a .pdf on a stick, nobody knows the answer

We batsoup now

Oh no!
Merkel, quick! lick the doorknobs to prove you're not racist!

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roll

the bong may or the month of may?

roll

roll for the granny

FDP is the only good party

reminder that scholz is vice chancellor

Confirmed

>GERMAN GOBERMANT HAS CORONAVIRUS
Why couldn't it be our gubermont

And Macron as well

it's not gonna happen guys, stop trying

FOR ABSOLUTE CHAOS

YOURE NOT GETTING AWAY FROM THIS ONE MERKEL

CHECK

Digits and Merkel's immune and a cure is synthesized from her blood that works on European peoples only. Less effective on those with less German DNA.

one of our MPs has it too
you know they will go above and beyond with care though so as not to freak out the plebs

i just got digis a few minutes ago going for merkel/trudeau double whammy

based fives

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May god's will be in may.

LOL THE DENIAL

>F

it is time for merkel to die
praise kek for he is the only one to grant that wish.

praying for merkel's painful death. Godspeed coronachan

coincidentally, the first member of parliament to announce he had coronavirus came out today in Italy too

what a day!

praise kek

roll

and so the plague priests show themselves

Nice.

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ch-check'd

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HO BOIIIS; KEK IS INT HIS THREAD!!!!!

HUE POWER I CHANNEL YOU

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Nein, lern Deutsch oder verpiss dich aus solchen Threads, du Hundesohn.

checked
for the clowntimes

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Seems we are getting the good sort of chaos these months, so buckle up, gentlemen.

The culture minister in France is infected too. He's a fag.

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Finally some good news

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>germs caught the germ
hehehe

>finally can tie my hair behind
>new job is great
>start feeling good
>this shit happens
there are like 3 infections in my city

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what handsome man. who is he? i bet he did something great