DOW JONES IN FREEFALL. I REPEAT DOWN JONES IN FREEFAL 5.5% DOWN TODAY 6% INCOMING. AT 7% TRADING GETS HALTED...

We aren't in a recession until 2 quarters of GDP decline. They won't be able announce a recession until shortly before the presidential election. Convenient timing, huh?

They aren't even pretending its anything otherwise. Banks will freeze up, no more loans. INventories will fill, that's if there is any inventory to be had. Upper class yuppies will be shedding their luxury items. Get ready for cheap RV's, motorcycles, boats, remote land. I reckon old folks who die off froom coronachan will leave their homes to these upperclass boomers and the real estate inventory soars.

I got killed today. Had to pull the plug early before I lost half my portfolio.

this. we were in desperate need of a correction. it was obvious when roasties started asking how to buy tesla stock on twatter.

ExxonMobile has $200B in equity dumbass. What retarded youtube channel did you hear this shit? They can ride this price war out for ages.

How much?

>Screencap this.
no need. anyone with 1/2 brain knew this was long overdue, and that kick the can policy doesn't work forever.

You don't say? Totally unexpected!
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Just keep your finger on the trigger for when this thing bottoms out. You have so many plays you can make over the coming months. Be happy you still have ammo.

yeah retard, because exxon is the company doing all the fracking
We're talking aboot north american oil and all aspects of its domestic production. The multinationals will ofcourse be fine, but peoples jobs will not be

>because exxon is the company doing all the fracking
sorry. meant exxon ISNT the company

buy the dip!

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On one hand, you're right. On the other hand, you kow the media is just itching to use the word "recession" and won't care about its definition. I don't think this affects Trump much. Most people can see it's Coronachan and oil prices. That's what everyone at work blames.

daily reminder this was all part of the zog master plan

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looks like ill make a few more million, ahh.

Thats right wage cucks, buy your new iPhone instead of stocks.

Have fun losing money, gambling cuck.

I'll buy stocks next week once it hits 20k, thank you very much.

With $35 a month? You’re a fucking nigger and your money will be worthless soon

enjoy it while you can. you can wipe your arse with your share certificates when it all collapses.

Sing it with me now!
FREE FALLING
NOW I'M, FREE FALLING

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flirting with 6% down now

haha. nice one boomer

>work for port
>been doing nothing the last week
>today they put the notice out
>30 people will be laid off
>needs to be another 40 then it gets to me

What the fuck am I going to do for work bros? I'm a degenerate longshoreman all I know how to do is drive a locomotive up and down straight track and drink.

Thankfully my wife is a nurse so I doubt she will get laid off

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>buying the dip while the virus rips through the states.

Ride it out for a few more months bro. Once we see a flat line in cases then buy like a fucking madman

>Schedule of Overnight and Term Repurchase Agreement Operations
>Thursday, 3/12/2020** Monday, 4/6/2020 25-days At least $50 billion
Thursday, 3/12/2020 Thursday, 3/26/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
Monday, 3/16/2020** Monday, 4/13/2020 28-days At least $50 billion
Tuesday, 3/17/2020 Tuesday, 3/31/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
Thursday, 3/19/2020 Thursday, 4/2/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
Monday, 3/23/2020** Monday, 4/20/2020 28-days At least $50 billion
Tuesday, 3/24/2020 Tuesday, 4/7/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
Thursday, 3/26/2020 Thursday, 4/9/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
Tuesday, 3/31/2020 Tuesday, 4/14/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
Thursday, 4/2/2020 Thursday, 4/16/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
Tuesday, 4/7/2020 Tuesday, 4/21/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
Thursday, 4/9/2020 Thursday, 4/23/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/repo-reverse-repo-agreements/repurchase-agreement-operational-details

holy fuck the dollar is going to get raped

How do you get into the drunk truck driving business? Sounds fun.

What is wrong with you people? My babies father left and I have no family and I am terrified thanks to "trump world". And you celebrate?! Fuck you!!!

WE DID IT!!! 6%!!

The question is, how do I profit from this

7 is happening no doubt

It will recover tomorrow, doesn't even make sense anymore.

It's a train.

And grandad and dad were longshoreman. Only way to get in is if you have family or friend in union

as soon as you posted this, it started crashing

Look into doing ferry business along the Mississippi. If manufacturing comes back to the u.s. the waterways are going to be booming for business

lmao it's literally crashing

6.5% get ready for 7% and trading gets halted guys. its unironically happening.

WE DID IT!!! 6.5%!!

This is fucking retarded. Merkel telling people 70 million Germans would get infected was bat soup crazy

>INCOMING!!!!!!

I've got a great plan everyone. Give all your money to Jeff bezon, Warren Buffett, Bill Gates, Mike Bloomberg, and Mark Zuckerberg. The solution is always to give the oligarchs more money. It worked in 2001, 2008, 2015 and it'll work again. Otherwise why would it always be the governments only strategy?

Will this affect my neetbux?

are you white or black?

sure hope you're stocked to the hilt with supplies

I cashed out 80% near the last peak, I am holding shiney stuff and cash.

The shorts... so much fucking money

so what you're saying is now is a good time to get into stocks?

also i love it when people kill themselves over the market. Ive never been an (((investor))) so all stocks could literally become worthless tomorrow and it wouldn't have a huge impact on my finances.
>b-b-b-b-b-but all publicly traded companies would in massive trouble and there'd be layoffs and etc
too bad i work in the public sector in an essential job, and honestly a whole bunch of local businesses popping up to fill the voids removing a lot of power from global corperations wouldnt be a bad thing.

GUYS A STOCK MARKET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

6.66% down just so happens to be -1,666

coincidence i'm sure

It is retard

It's re-covering! We're shaved!

I panicked because of wuhan pneumonia and sold everything so I could buy supplies before the Mormons panicked

This was two months ago, I’m not sure how to feel about other anons losing their ass but, I don’t feel bad for the first time in my 40+ years of life

>Thankfully my wife is a nurse

You're already dead, enjoy your virus.

>40 years old
>had to sell assets to prep

Yikes dude. Did you work for a fucking gas station your entire life?

How the world will survive when all the imaginary money will be gone?

Or he's already inside a bunker laughing at all of our asses while stacked with bullets and weapons...

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Will anyone give the people who lots billion of dollars some sympathy?

A new iPhone is $1,000 a year, you fuck