/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1900 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 124,968 ► Died: 4,585

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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UK health minister tests positive
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False claims in social media to get you arrested in Newark, New Jersey
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4% of health workers infected in southern Netherlands
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New York to deploy National Guard
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>RESEARCH
Virus spreads before symptoms and up to 12 days after recovery
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Virus invades nervous systems
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All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
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Survives up to 9 days on different materials
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SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
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>REMINDER
CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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China figures likely simulated
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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>LATEST CASES
13:41: 6 new cases in Colombia.
13:37: 2 new cases in Poland.
13:17: 121 new cases and 1 new death in the Netherlands.
13:10: 9 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
13:01: 30 new cases in Sweden.
12:58: 4 new cases in Iceland.
12:49: 48 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.

>MORE
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>121231 infected
>4378 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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>LATEST CHANGES
China +36 (+22) Italy +2,313 (+196) Iran +958 (+63) Spain +493 (+13) Germany +343 (+1) USA +57 (+1) Switzerland +155 (+1) Japan +52 (+3) Netherlands +121 (+1) Sweden +142 (+1) Belgium +47 (+3) Lebanon +9 (+1) Indonesia +7 (+1) Ireland (+1) Albania +2 (+1) Panama +7 (+1) Bulgaria (+1) S. Korea +242 Norway +170 UK +73 Denmark +180 Qatar +238 Austria +64 Bahrain +79 Singapore +12 Malaysia +20 Australia +11 H. Kong +5 Canada +4 Greece +10 Iceland +4 Israel +4 Czechia +12 Kuwait +3 Egypt +1 Thailand +6 Finland +19 Portugal +18 Slovenia +23 Philippines +16 Taiwan +1 Romania +10 Vietnam +4 Brazil +1 Poland +9 Palestine +1 Georgia +1 Chile +6 S. Arabia +1 Croatia +1 Estonia +3 Hungary +1 S. Africa +6 Serbia +7 Brunei +5 Latvia +2 Slovakia +3 Colombia +6 Mexico +1 Maldives +2 Afghanistan +2 Tunisia +1 Cyprus +4 Malta +1 Morocco +2 Paraguay +3 S. Lanka +1 Honduras +2 Réunion +1 Total +6,044 (+311)

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,790 (3,158) ► International 44,178 (1,427): Italy 12,462 (827) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (60) Spain 2,188 (49) Germany 1,908 (3) France 1,784 (33) USA 1,051 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 639 (15) Netherlands 503 (5) Sweden 497 (1) UK 456 (6) Belgium 314 (3) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 126 (3) Canada 99 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Ireland 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 12 (1) Panama 8 (1) Bulgaria 6 (1) Morocco 5 (1) Norway 570 Denmark 442 Qatar 262 Austria 246 Bahrain 189 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 99 Iceland 85 Israel 79 Czechia 75 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 India 62 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Romania 39 Vietnam 38 Brazil 35 Poland 31 Palestine 30 Georgia 24 Chile 23 S. Arabia 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Croatia 16 Estonia 16 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Brunei 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Slovakia 10 Belarus 9 Colombia 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Tunisia 7 Bosnia 7 Cyprus 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Jamaica 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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Norway bans social gatherings of over 500 people, as official numbers increase to 570, an increase of 170 so far today!

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damn it

Sorry Democrats.

No, Coronavirus is not "rampaging across the planet."
No, Coronavirus will not cause a US recession.
Yes, as soon as it becomes public Coronavirus is abating, there will be a MASSIVE stock rally to NEW HIGHS.
Yes, you're going to lose in November.

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Hey niggerfaggots, would pink p100 filters be sufficient? Because that's what I have.

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All high schools and universities in Ticino, Switzerland have been shut down until at least 29 march.

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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Well, I guess I should go buy more food because tomorrow people might rush the shops when they learn about pandemic. Yesterday was a payday.

So sad omg poor influencers

buzzfeednews.com/article/tanyachen/major-travel-influencers-say-theyre-losing-income-due-to?origin=shp

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Please tell me you didn't buy the pink ones

>Girls in my class still planning London trip for Spring Break. "Lol the plane will be so nice and empty!"

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DAILY REMINDER THAT THERE ARE MORE CHINKS THAN ALL WHITE NATIONS PUT TOGETHER

DAILY REMINDER THAT MILLIONS OF THEM ARE SHILLING WITH PROXIES

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STANDING HERE
I REALIZE

Danish PM to address the nation in 30 mins

Please cancel uni so I can focus on wow classic and relax

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I did, there was nothing else

I haven't seen anyone coff yet and I take public transport to work every day
it's a nothingburger
post their IGs

I want some corona chan puss puss ASAP!

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How does your collection look like fellow autist?

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TAKE MY ENERGYYYYYYY FOR THE BLESSED END OF THE WORLD!

Are you a bot or just retarded?

is official now sweetie
you should have preep

Coronavirus conference canceled in New York because of coronavirus

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PLEASE VISIT MY PATREON AND DONATE ME ALL OF YOUR MONEY.

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MARKET GOING TO HELL

NUKE CHINA

Is shit all fucked now?

No need to be rude okay?

This thing is a total nothingburger

Basketball is canceled

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Oh no! Not the travel thots!

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Supermarket shelves being emptied in Madrid

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Hey guys I’m the infected dane that was posting last night as well. Right now my fever is at a comfy 38.8 degrees and I’m watching Netflix.

Any questions welcome

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>Italy +2,313 (+196)
2000 increase in one day WTF
IT IS LITERALLY HAPPENING

great job vodka user

I propose to call this new strain of flu as "Italian flu".
It's clearly different from the original relatively harmless one which had already been contained by China.

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>travel influencers
the modern world was a mistake

Guys I work in a doctor's office in Metro-Detroit. One of the cases in Michigan came to our office first. He was a fucking limo driver for ALL Ford Motor Company Executives. Theyre getting tested too and suspected to be infected. Watch the news. The Limo Driver is at Garden City Hospital which is one of the designated trauma centers for this virus. So stay the fuck away from there if you can help it. Mainly because GC Hospital has a reputation for incomptent staff. Stay safe. Also that coofer was right by me too so yeah top meme.

can somebody reccomend me a mask please

reminder that the virus is not real, it's a psyop by bats to make people stop eating them

>China +36

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

says the coofer

When will jap niggers cancel the olympics

Seriously what's with the Bill Mitchell posting every thread?

What do with boomer parents and the small amount of normans I really like, to make them survive? I mean they are borderline retarded and dont give a fuck still.

ohhh didn't age well

We need volunteers to infect Greenland, Iceland and Madagascar whu=ile it is not too late and the borders are open.

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if that's a joke about the """spanish""" flu then well done

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WE'RE GONNA TAKE BACK SCHLESWIG-HOLSTEIN FOLKS - BETTER BELIEVE IT!

Cambridge, UK here. Went to a pharmacy, no face masks left. Asked the pharmacist if there are any other places where I could buy face masks, she said no. Went to sainsbury's, 3 empty shelves of toilet paper.

Yeah it's called the Chinese are lying insects. Italy is giving us real numbers which means real growth. Cases doubling every few days.

Who needs their hands disinfected?

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Russia +8
tourists from Shitaly

This is a very high quality coronachan

BREAKING: Spanish citizens arriving to Russia must undergo mandatory ass shaving to reduce risk of transmission via infected dingleberries

OH GOD OH GOD
THE PANDEMIC KNOWS AS
YELLOW FEVER
IM GOING
TO
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kek wonder what that faggot is thinking now

They're deadweight user

Thanks sanctuaries! Thanks Antifa! Thanks EU!

You've made Corona-chan so big!

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Any underlying health problems?

MY FELLOW ARKANSANS, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL.

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Iceland is already kill, Ivan.

lol

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Can we get statistics on average age deaths related to the infectious disease?

>U.K. hasn’t done anything yet

Based! Can’t wait to be worse than Italy