Officially pandemic

You wanted your fucking "happening" didn't you?

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Oh no! The walking turd declared this a pandemic. What will we do now?

literally who

Why this nigga pretending like he got super binoculars

The time to declare a pandemic was early February

Pandemic with 97% survival rate. Wow

Because the future is so bleak he needs them to see it.

no i didnt. but i wanted these faggots to do it earlier

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>Everyone's already fucked
>It's HABBENNIINNGGGSSSSS
fucking corrupt nigger

Pan just means two countries have an epidemic.

na he pretending he eatin ass

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ITS HAPPENING

My uni got closed for the next month

cope

whys he holidng up 2 rolls of indian toilet roll?

still a nothingburger below 10% CFR

I'm under 80. Am I gonna make it?

OP, you're god damn right I did.

>My uni
that flag

>literally only old people die from the virus
Not happening.

Swineflu was a pandemic, too. The main danger will be the boomers crowding ICUs.

Now Soros gets paid, oh you didn’t know that? He had to have it declared or he lost like 875 million

You idiots are going to keep resisting until the very end, you're fucking retarded.

swine flu was declared a pandemic too

MIGAPEDES SCRAMBLING

BOOMERS PANICKING

TP MISSING

WAGIES HISSING

MEMES FLOWING

UNEMPLOYMENT GROWING

DOOMERS CLAPPING

ITS A HAPPENING

OH NO NO NO NO

old peoplehave value to our life...stop acting like their are worthless you piece of shit...I LOVE YOU GRANDPA dont let coronavirus kill you please

Wasn't Ebola and AIDs also pandemics?

But WHO said a few weeks ago that it's not a pandemic because they don't use that word anymore. What changed?

wait till the hospitals are flooded with the 10-20% that will need medical attention and see if the survival rate is 97%

Becomes a pandemic after Alex Jones drops his new video? Things that make you go HMMMMMM.

Iran to go to war with China? Fucking YES!

There go the pandemic bonds. Lots of money gone!

If receiving corona-chan's blessing basically forces you to become a hiki for a month, how come we haven't had any infected anons shitposting with us about their experience?

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not really, but I have to say I have less than 0 sympathy for normalfags like you who come to cry in MY beer about bad choices THEY made

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so WHO is actively trying to sabotage the US economy.
it's not gonna work.

>Iran to go to war with China? Fucking YES!
wat?!

Because they are dead!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

NOTHING BURGERS ON SUICIDE COPE WATCH

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You guys are just fear mongering. I fell for countless so-called happening threads that always turned out to be nothing burgers. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... Won't get fooled again.

It's 55 percent hospitalized and 10 percent intensive care according to Italian doctors.

>WE DONT RECOMEND TO CANCEL FLIGHTS WITH CHINA
>UUPS ITS PANDEMIC

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Drugs don't use them kids

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GERMANY IS KILL
GERMANY IS KILL

My state just banned gatherings of over 250 people. FEMA death camps soon?

GOD I AM SO FUCKING SMUG RIGHT NOW

I FUCKING KNEW IT IN JANUARY, YOU COULDN'T IGNORE THE R0 AND ASYMPTOMATIC PERIOD

IT'S ONLY JUST STARTING YOU FAGGOTS IT'S BARELY JUST BEGUN TO SPREAD IN THE US, THIS IS THE BIG ONE, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Underrated

Underrated

>the virus that was literally already everywhere
>was "officially" declared a pandemic
>by some bureaucrat
>in Europe
If they were going for a surprise, they missed.

I don't know, you tell me

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Ridiculous. My band has a show at the Greenbriar Community Center this weekend. Not worried.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FLU STRAIN NUMBER 27361782378 WITH EVEN LOWER KILL-RATE THAN ANY OTHER FLU EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY FLUERINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PANDERINOOOOOOOOOOOO

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He'll be haunted by unnecessary dead Italian souls for the rest of his life.

8% death

Underrated. Kek'd

Fuck your boomer papa faggot. I hope he leaves your inheritance to some Filipino hooker.

Its great isnt it, preppers got past the mental anguish months ago, now nothing burger faggots get to go through if in peak shit storm times. Fantastic to witness.

BOO, it's not real

Better keep it under 250 people or Inslee will send his goons in to round you all up.

Boomer remover is still a happening. Day of the pillow is here

Looking at the replies, its clear you Americans are living on another planet entireley.
I feel so bad to the few rational ones over there, caught between the panicking alarmists and the moronic nothingburgerers.

One thing should be clear however: if the situation becomes such that there is a large imbalance between available resources vs requirement, all incels should be made to identify themselves as such, either via legal document or e.g. tattoo, to help those of us in the field of healthcare to reduce the burden by sending them to e.g. repurposed prisons to die and clear out the gene pool.

I’m forced to wonder if the person who said this graduated and got their qualifications in a program with reduced entrance requirements for select people.

ITT: people who don't know what the word "pandemic" actually means.

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Perhaps we could sew a star onto their clothing or something?

Kek

3.4% kill rate - higher than the flu. Wait until it's everywhere you dumbass.