/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1898 - PANDEMIC EDITION

Still no WHITE deaths from Chinese coronavirus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
There are over 500,000 Chinese immigrants in the Lombardy region alone.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy

No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

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Still a nothingburger guys. Only old people and chinks die. See this as the cleansing of the weak

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LOL
>MY KEK GOVENOR IS MUST BE TERRIFIED

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....READY

youtube.com/watch?v=uX-h-b-OVtU

Buy IBIO right now if you want to see pandemic gains

guys, I've been prepping regularly since January. I'm thinking about doing one more store run. I have a lot of stuff but damn I'm paranoid it's still not enough. Should I? Am I safe? There's only been one confirmed case in my state and it's NOT from community contact

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,790 (3,158) ► International 44,119 (1,427): Italy 12,462 (827) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (60) Spain 2,188 (49) Germany 1,908 (3) France 1,784 (33) USA 1,016 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 639 (15) Netherlands 503 (5) Sweden 490 (1) UK 456 (6) Belgium 314 (3) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 126 (3) Canada 99 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Ireland 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 12 (1) Panama 8 (1) Bulgaria 6 (1) Morocco 5 (1) Norway 568 Denmark 442 Qatar 262 Austria 246 Bahrain 189 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 99 Iceland 85 Israel 79 Czechia 75 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 India 62 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Vietnam 38 Romania 37 Brazil 35 Palestine 30 Poland 27 Georgia 24 S. Arabia 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Chile 17 Croatia 16 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Brunei 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Slovakia 10 Belarus 9 Colombia 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Tunisia 7 Bosnia 7 Cyprus 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Jamaica 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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got some beans today lads

Imagine being such a schizo that you promote this boomer

>present Corona like symptoms
>Call doctor
>Sorry user you have not had confirmed contact with a case so we can't test you
>We also can't cofirm a case without testing
>But doctor-san , don't you see the flaw in this, surely this means by the time you confirm a case it's days, possibly weeks too late?
>Doctor stutters.
>Don't close schools
>Don't offer any advice
>Don't close anything
>Literally everyone around is coofing spluttering mess
>Sirens everywhere

What did the NHS mean by this? Are they thinking they they close their eyes and don't report cases then we don't have a problem or something? Are they trying to kill off the old boomers to swing the vote in favour of the brown ghoul youth?

This cough is bad bros...

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liberals =/= atheists

Anime will save us

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Everybody who replies to this comment dies of corona-chan.

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>China +36 (+22)
How come the figures from china have been so low the past few days?

The one good thing it brings is shutting up retarded politicians and journos.

Heading to Vegas in 3 weeks for vacation!
Wish me luck!

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DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS HAPPENING HAS REACHED SUCH A LEVEL OF HAPPENING THAT SHILLS ARE AUTOMATICALLY IGNORED BY 99% OF ANONS IN THE THREAD

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Show yourself, Drunken Geneticist!

I go for a quick jerk and 5 threads go by. Damn /cvg/.. Has there been a faster thread in Yas Forums?

Dickhead

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It's really happening!

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Fire hazard.

BIGGER
I want to see gigantic cow tits in her

Kill me corona-chan

>had a nightmare last night
>there was another virus outbreak in canada starting near the oil sands
>sounded like pomboksh or something like that named after a native territory
>the virus caused your gums to ulcer and teeth to loosen like scurvy
>elon musk got it and his front teeth fell out, five of them an F pattern
>him getting the disease caused the whole world to go into full panic mode and total anarchy

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Did anyone else squant a little when they said it's a pandemic? I squanted back when they declared a state of emergency in MI, now it's a fucking worldwide pandemic and I can't stop squanting.

>How long can you last?

JUST

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The spread is lowering, same with South Korea

No, being a failure at life with no life and social skills won't save you

Za mało anonie za mało. Postujesz tą samą fotkę od paru dni. Kupuj póki jeszcze rzucają towar.

Did anyone else really notice duo to corona pandemic how fucking bad boomers take care of themselves? I know and hear more about boomers with health issues than the ones who are actually healthy. Tgey are truly the generation that deserves the worst to come; but they fucked their kids and families now too. So much stress put onto us; because they neglected their health.

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Bots are definitely posting these threads just like /ptg/ generals. A thread every 5 seconds with no new information. Same exact replies with same images. Not saying shit isn’t about to get horrible but this is ridiculous

>be wagecuck
>Okay niggas it's either be wagie from home or lockdown in the office for at least 2 weeks with coworkers

RIP

DOW BEEN STUCK AROUND -5% FOR HOW MANY HOURS NOW? SOMETHING STEAK

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>In 2016, 25,000 Americans over the age of 75 died from falling.
Yeah but zero died from nuclear weapons and thats the most dangerous weapon of ALL TIME. corona deaths easily outnumbers it

Any south texas anons here? Think we'll make it to the end of the month? I have a bunch of packages on the way within that time frame. godspeed

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This is by far the biggest happening since 2000s.

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>*destroys the human race*
heh nothing personal kid

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Ching Chong Bing Bong

Will Trade Masks for work.

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YFW it's literally a bioweapon, and will cleanse EVERYONE.

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Poll: Who thinks they are going to make it and who thinks they are going to die?

how much of he deaths are because of overwhelming the healthcare of contries

Andrew Cuomo gives press conference

pscp.tv/w/cTfLIzFEWUVYa3ZOV0F5amd8MXpxS1Zsa1hqemRKQlcKOsLR8D_52uBoB5RV7n0XFND3Lz0B0WUK9kxjU4wC

I know. That's why I used both words instead of just one.

Same.

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Shit tier.

all school closed for 2 weeks... fuck

If nothing else this will get rid of these boomers that are so caught up in their STAWKS they cannot conceive of anything outside of it.

Cute legs, are you a girl?

what a cool way to start the decade

>Finally declared a Pandemic, too late
>Its spreading beyond any dreams of ever controlling it without mass deaths
>I am prepped

Ceeelebrate good times.

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You lose zinc when masturbating which is essential for keeping your immune system up.
Don't listen to dumbass coomers.

about 9 hours

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Does someone know what exactly will change, now that the WHO has declared it a pandemic? I suppose there‘s money that will be released? Anything else?

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ARCHIVE BILL MITCHELL’S TWITTER, I HAVE A FEELING HES GOING TO DELETE THEM WHEN SHTF

user I...

It's all in the plan, man.

it's meant to wipe us out.

AAAAAAAAAAAA127G

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We warned them about everything. We warned them about feminism, we warned them about replacement migration, we warned them about IQ, we warned them about open borders, we warned them about social marxism, we warned them about the universities, we warned them about fractional reserve banking, we warned them about infinite growth forever GDP, we warned them about globalism, we warned them about the rape gangs... etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.
We warned them about the virus.
And what did they do? They shut us down. Every. Single. Time.
We are Cassandra.
Now remind me, who are the bad guys again?

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i have been coofing for the last week and its getting worse
im ngmi desu senpai

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PERU KNEW ABOUT COVID19 IN SECRET!!!

Pic related,
And old document released on august 2019 from the Health department in Peru (Again) has guidelines about a internacional medical research cooperation between CHINA and PERU and the principal theme is the treatment of RESPIRATORY OUTBREAKS...

In the cooperation alliance 800 Epidemiologist from china and peru created a program to treat and contain big scale respiratory illneses (outbreaks) expectig from 200,000 cases to worlwide epidemic... this is way too coincidental...

Also they make an agreement about militari medical interchange this was a joint operation containment exercise on Peruvian soil especifically on the center of the ande in a City called Huyancayo...

Also mencioned Peru since June started production of antivirals and fever treatment pills (Cloroquine) to share with CHina....

Very Suspicious
I think

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wait are you homeless? best of luck

Get fucked dumb stink euros and chink Americans, Kazakhstan will never be infect by beer virus

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yeah it's weird. I report them. don't know how much good it does but oh well

THE END IS HERE. I REPEAT. THE END IS UPON US.

You goddamn spergs! Stop making these threads. Even the gay "Blue the Jew" threads were less cringe.

See you dudes later. Hope I won't miss any major happenings

No you arent.

Gotta kiss the ring to get those gubment gibs.

Is the virus in Italy mutated into far much deadlier one or most of other countries are bullshitting their numbers

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He'll probably die before he has time to delete

Go back to Indonesia and dilate.

G-guys?

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This is the biggest happening since World War 2, bro

after this gets done sweeping the US we'll be sub-40% white
wewflu acceleration

>have a coof for the past couple days
>also starting to feel pretty exhausted
UHHHHH BROS?

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Houston here. I think there's either going to be quarantine by end of the month, or looting and people dropping dead in the streets

My yugo parents have gone full prepping mode and are treating this like the war in Bosnia. I hope their neighbours dont try to loot them because they are dumb niggers who cant into complex concepts such as "planning". Man i wish we could own guns. Anyone else come from a trashy neighborhoud? I am more scared of what those welfare retards are gonna do when the system collapses than the disease.

Never hurts to get more beenz and deenz user.

i have the G variant of that one chromosome thing people said to look up, so I'm fucked

those burgers do not look any less worse than corona

come clean my gutters. i'll take two masks

it's been my practice that cooming actually makes you feel like complete shit with energy levels that's why it's usually, a dude cooms and passes the fuck out, id say it lowers immune system
now, edging on the other hand.. keeps your energy levels high
even staying active til you get a the "runners high" type feeling is good too, just be high energy

no dude i dont die

>work in company that is under italian ownership
>italian owner basically calls a cease on all business
>local boss wants a meeting to discuss it
>a meeting of the entire office
>in person
>sitting in the same room
>talking in close proximity
>with one person whose wife is at home sick with a fever
NOPE quitting

A reminder to do plague dances to ward off the spirits of illness. You must move your body to vibrations of immaculate health, you just must feel the inner core of all that is good and dance and you will not get this illness.

youtu.be/jxMWwny2H1o

of course friend

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Guys I work in a doctor's office in Metro-Detroit. One of the cases in Michigan came to our office first. He was a fucking limo driver for ALL Ford Motor Company Executives. Theyre getting tested too and suspected to be infected. Watch the news. The Limo Driver is at Garden City Hospital which is one of the designated trauma centers for this virus. So stay the fuck away from there if you can help it. Mainly because GC Hospital has a reputation for incomptent staff. Stay safe. Also that coofer was right by me too so yeah top meme.

>somethingburger
LEL

You're Canadian. It doesn't matter for you.

thank god i am not italian.

>196
it's over isn't it?

If it is inevitable then the only question is will you fight or perish like a dog?

Wait until the boomers overload hospitals.

Fuck off, Chang. Even if that were true you now have a risk of dying falling AND a risk of corona death. You've only lost out, courtesy of the Flu-Tang Chinaman.

WHERE ARE THE ITALY VIDEOS?
> WHERE ARE THE ITALY VIDEOS?
WHERE ARE THE ITALY VIDEOS?
> WHERE ARE THE ITALY VIDEOS?
WHERE ARE THE ITALY VIDEOS?
> WHERE ARE THE ITALY VIDEOS?

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polish drawfag already has the next version done ... he waits for 150k

It's called NCOV-2019 for a reason, it started in 2019, the spies stole / given, or were sold it from canada slightly before that. The official inquiry into what canada was doing selling them or giving them biological weapons happened after jan25

vitamin c is not the cure to corona
it's vitamin d
only tourists in africa have caught the virus, so it's clearly present in the area but the native population is immune. almost everyone is vitamin d deficient

Yes. Live in a community that did not expect the strain to reach here. At least not any time soon. It already has. We're fucked.

Coof on the rich.

I don't think anyone knows the answer to that yet.

Why the fuck pasta niggers got so infected?

Yeah I am, silly.

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Happening is logos. Happening is life.

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SOMEONE PLEASE CONVINCE ME THIS IS A NOTHING BURGER!!!

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oh yeah

>WHO called it pandemic
>my throat started to feel sore again
>my stomach started to feel unease
I hate my organism overreacting on things

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Maybe take some time to scrub out your fridge once and a while user. Otherwise you wont last long.

I didn't stock up guys
I'm going to starve, aren't I?

It's been a blast fellas, hopefully I can raid some boomers stockpile.
Khaim Goldbergstein signing off.

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I have had a slight coof and runny nose for nearly a month now. I just keep using as much Vitamin C as I can and do daily measurements with my pulse oximeter.
So far no better and no worse. Everything just stays the same

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forgot pic

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>workplace enacting mandatory remote work for half the workforce starting tomorrow as a test measure
.....guys?

a-and what happens when there's no ventilators left?

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This is the ultimate copelet. The only 2 options are:

>A
Lockdown your country, shut down your economy and slow the spread so the demand for respirators doesn't exceed the # of available respirators (ie flatten the curve). Lose 2-5% of population and have 20% permanently disabled population. GDP -50%.
>B
Do nothing, go full peak/panic, economy crashes even more due to panic and people bugging in, lose 20-30% of your population, GDP -80 to -90%.

So far Trudeau has sworn he will never quarantine or shut down anything so RIP leafs.

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Aww isn't she pretty.

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I think I'll be fine. I'm a pretty careful guy and my health is fine. I don't take anything but vitamins. People with health issues and old people will be easy targets for the virus. Plus, overloaded hospitals means anyone who gets badly injured is likely to die.

You won't ask that question in a few weeks

As soon as it hits 23.5k, it's below the Obama trendline and eating into the 2017 profits (ie before Trump's first financial policy). Fed is wasting billions trying to pump it and keep it at the 24k mark. Despite all the shit talk Trump does, everyone he appoints tries their best to be his bag holder.

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>tits growing but not hips, ass or thighs
Go back nigger

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>100 threads a day same poster same flag
>using inaccurate numbers (0.6% lethality, 10% hospitalization)
msn.com/en-sg/news/world/coronavirus-south-koreas-aggressive-testing-gives-clues-to-true-fatality-rate/ar-BB10MuIM

Whos paying you to post?
How much are you

Not you but I might get it. I live close to Nadlac and lots of people came back from Italy, because. Fucking morons don't even want to remain in quarantine there.

Why take care of yourself when everything in life has been handed to you?

no if you dont need more supplies do not risk it loack yourself in do NOT LEAVE YOUR HOME! DO NOT LET ANYONE IN YOUR HOME!

Italy is turbo fucked

Stop panicking

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>microwave burgers
this is mint

>Thinking that commercial airplanes will be in the sky in 3 weeks time

We should be in the millions of infected by then top zozzle

I’m not that worried for myself but what scares me is that this is actually weaponized HIV. Remember those Pajeets who identified suspicious genetic markers very early on, and they were forced to take the article down? If so, when and how would the governments of the world even tell us. That’s on the brink of an extinction level event. Just imagine if Wuhan starts seeing people dropping dead of opportunistic infections?

I live in a nog area few meters away from the hospital, if the virus don't kill me nogs will

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why wouldnt the scientists say then?

yfw you realize Africans were the chosen people after all and will inherit the earth.

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how about an EPILEPSY warning friend. In case Kurt is here

Not even the virus would go to your cold shithole dude

I just want my uni to cancel lectures and exams dammit.

It means the government doesn't care if we die.

Name my band

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>Heading to Vegas in 3 weeks...
You will not be heading to Vegas in 3 weeks

Low mortality rates. Faggot virus can’t do SHIT

Can someone post the cremation archives.

They're all dead
RIP pizzabros..

Then everyone who doesn't have one dies or rolls the dice. 20% of people die without medical support.

walk the path frens

Wasn't here for days, any new dropping people videos?

Only thing I can think of is the combination of high elderly population + touching/kissing/no handwashing culture = total disaster. Makes sense compared to Hong Kong, Singapore, etc. which practice mask wearing and social distance and are doing well

Does anyone know anyone who has died from this? Or gotten sick (tested positive, not just coofing)?

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msn.com/en-sg/news/world/coronavirus-south-koreas-aggressive-testing-gives-clues-to-true-fatality-rate/ar-BB10MuIM

0.6% lethality and falling
This is a nothingburger unless you are a boomer

So, I'm not crazy after all?
I wish at was desu

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Clean your fridge and wash your hands.

Stop with anime, please, grow up. Its a real and concerning happening and you manchildren are still posting your fucking Japanese cartoons.

Lmao little did he know meme magic is only limited to ones country

have a seat over there...

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Governor of Washington just read a text from his wife talking about Italy being overwhelmed and their ICUs falling
Inslee is one of us now

OMORGANISERA HONOM, DAN. KOM IGEN, GÅ PÅ.

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No you aren't.

sauce?

I'm entering hard mode and heading to Montreal via Toronto train tomorrow. Wish me luck, bros.

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No one can die from Corona if they're already dead in their homes from starvation.

New research confirms Corona-chan can be transmitted through shitposting.

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Someone tweet that guy this.

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>one eye showing but not the other one
Go back nigger

no confirmed cases in my country, every single country surrounding mine, in a circle, has a confirmed case, i heard from a friend whos family has a nurse that there was a confirmed case in my town, yet its not registered, iv very suspicious my county is not reporting its cases

British gastronomy

Ironically calling a pandemic might cause more damage than not doing it.

>Implying that's top priority right now
Top priority should be bracing for triage, getting every fucking lab working on a vaccine, and then once the dust settles wiping the lab and country in question off the face of the earth. We are a long way from the last.

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hey i live at the border too

Once this is over there won't be any burgers left.

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>So far Trudeau has sworn he will never quarantine or shut down anything so RIP leafs.
Does that mean I get to watch that Linus guy on youtube die slowly while he talks about the latest stupid Chinese gadget?

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At least you've got plenty of penicillin growing in your nigger tier fridge.

Surgical masks don't prevent droplet inhalation gang.

county not country

This is the other side of the Trump derangement coin.

Pedos on the playground

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Not enough toast sandwiches

that's some juicy news since I'm half peruvian I found it very interesting

Ok

>it doesn't affect blacks

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Saudi Armco is using their seasonal slave labor to combat the virus

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msn.com/en-sg/news/world/coronavirus-south-koreas-aggressive-testing-gives-clues-to-true-fatality-rate/ar-BB10MuIM

0.6 lethality, 10% hospialization
At least shill with accurate statistics

Yuh huh!

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but it actually will you coping faggot

They've killed you, user. The only question is, are you taking any with you, or not?

The duality of the UK

I habs corona. They told me to self quarantine so I'm doing it.

*coof coof*

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South Korea's infected are much younger on average while Italy's infected are much older.

wish ''I'' was
not crazy but can't spell

relax ,fren. the number of cases is So low! I"m sure it will stop right there.
you have nothing to worry about ,everything is fine, go out and have fun. air travel is super cheap right now, isn't that great news?

do I need to set anything to fold coronachan's proteins or does it select it automatically?

South Korea managed to stop the spread before the hospitals entered panic mode, the US won't.

They start making the decision to either pull old people off or gamble on a younger person's immune system. Welcome to triage brah, shits fucked.

Based
Praise Tengri

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suddenly, twitter coofs.

Would be pretty funny if they watched a youtube video and learned how to do it from that. Desu.

Claiming 0.6% lethality is an apocalyose is akin to TDS
msn.com/en-sg/news/world/coronavirus-south-koreas-aggressive-testing-gives-clues-to-true-fatality-rate/ar-BB10MuIM

>Watch some news on TV
>Grandfather gets all pissy about me watching it
>Say we should watch it a bit
>Says it is nothing
>Switches it off to watch Chinese Kungfu movies with no subs

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Italy is now fucked because people didnt gave a shit. Now its serious and it should be treated as serious situation.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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No, you will be the first victim of the roaming gangs

key word there retard
aggressive testing
no one is doing that in the u.s. and the hospitals are going to cave in NYC LA and every other big city
no one will travel like 60-70% less people on planes
schools closed for months
gatherings closed for months
let me remind you most americans are unhealthy pieces of shit compared to south korea

UK STILL NOT DOING ANYTHING FUCKING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Check it:
everyone is infected = no one is infected
no quarantines, everyone goes back to work
we will just have slightly more pneumonia deaths

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an x-factor you have to consider: everyone in italy is old

Finally

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

My shithole is filled with chinks and other kind of asians though.

Johnny you're not going to Vegas. If you do you're fucked. Seriously.

post porn i have to take my mind off this for a while

Can anyone provide me some sources that Show that critical Symptoms show Up in younger age groups? F.e. under age of 65

RIP bro

Yas Forums is an anime website so fuck off back to the normalfag shithole you came from, tourist nigger

how long till MARTIAL LAW

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You won't make it. Only option is to off the grandpa, he's dead anyways.

being the canary in the coalmine is an interesting feeling. for months now, ive been talking to family and coworkers, pleading with them to prepare, as i did on my own. at first they scoffed me, laughing about 'its just the flu haha', and slowly but surely, things are changing. schools closing, arenas being sprayed down with disinfectant, the stock market taking what seems to be a nosedive.
only now are people taking this seriously, but since they weren't wary to the writing on the wall, they went into overdrive, which ironically helps the virus spread faster. worry not about the deaths, worry about how massively swamped the hospitals across the country (and as seen, the world) will become, how a car accident one day is cleaned up in an hour, later might take a day due to a lack of resources.
we are prepared, its the masses im literally praying for.

>You mock, you catch

One of the Belgians that died was white I can assure you 100%

Aren't they preparing mass graves?

>Friend (who lives in the opposite side of the country) tells me in text he's coofing 5 days ago
>Fever developed, chest pain, shortness of breath and a slimy cough
>Sat 5 hours on the phone before comming into contact with anyone
>lmao it's a flu, stay at home for a few days then go back to work
They aren't even trying to limit this
It seems like an almost engineered colapse at this point

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Pandemic death is part and parcel.

No, anime is shit and so are its fans. Only good for making fun of.

BTFO mortal-fags!

>SK stats compare Infected to deaths which is about as inaccurate as you can be
>Aggressive testing means they catch asymptomatic cases and those that haven't had time to develop into more severe cases lowering the hospitalization rate for a week or two

I will wait till out news will talk about it.
I'm sure my parents still won't give a shit until stuff in shops start running out.

Wait for Friday the 13th

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I wasn't in that thread so I'm safe from this

>I can assure you
sorry this is not acceptable evidence, any article link?

ITS IN MAINE

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He has sharpened his butter knife and is ready for battle

>fritz kola
you deserve whatever you get

Top priority is payback before we all die. Nook da Gooks.

>trusting chinks of any kind
Kek

>slightly more pneumonia deaths
slightly = 20 million more

In 5th world shitholes like yours maybe
Nobody would shed a tear if all Russians dropped dead tomorrow but Italians will be greatly missed

Agreed thats a factor as age increases lethality does.

The main problem with the inflated numbers being thrown around is the inadequate testing.
The best numbers we have are South Korea and China. Chinese rates are now falling as i pointed out in the article to levels that match South Korea.

FUCK YOU IM GONNA COOOM TO HER AGAIN
P E S T I L E N CE

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oh fugg it's in Groningen-stad & Nieuwe Pekela, I study in Groningen

worldometers.info/coronavirus/
Internationally, the death rate is 3.7%.
On the cruise ship where everyone got tested, the actual mortality rate is 1.0% currently (still rising as less than half have recovered under intensive care and observation).

In Norway I believe the majority of deaths will be caused by overloaded healthcare systems.

mr dirty hands

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based gramps

Why is BNO shit now?

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How are you, a first world country not doing anything? Nice lies.

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unironically high iq

cope

Fell real good about selling that at 300!

>everyone is infected = no one is infected

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YOU DON'T BELONG HERE BOOMER FUCK

UPDATE: Costa Rica +168, now at 179 infected

WE ITALY NAO

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Koreans are gooks not chinks and they are okay in my book

stop forcing that bear meme.

also what about friday the 13th? is jason raising from the dead?

Reminder that classifying the coronavirus as a pandemic changes literally nothing.

The Mexican flu was also a pandemic and it has killed around 13000 people as of today.

Coronavirus is still a weak ass virus and there is nothing to panic about like you paranoid weirdos currently do.

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>let parents know since they aren't keeping up. advise them to take a few days off to see how things play out.
>"okay but I gotta get ready for work tomorrow"
>"okay but I gotta go shopping tomorrow"

This really is a boomer killer

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they have been told to shut it down

All this goalpost moving by nothingburgers goddamn. If I wasn't such a lazy fag I'd go back to the OG /cvg/ and start pulling the original nothingburger posts but, is it even necessary? Those of us who have been around these since the start know how it went.

It was detected in Łańcut 10km from me, everyone is treating this seriously now.

the deaths aren't the big happening, economy getting absolutely ruined is the most important thing

lel its exactly the same here. Friend of mine has a bad fever and all the symptoms and doctors just told him lmao dont worry its probably just a cold. I fucking hate how nonchalant everything medical is in this country. I got sent home twice with appendicitis couple of years ago because oh it looks like you just have the flu mate.

>the chosen people after all and will inherit the earth
it's like leaving it to animals, they have no way to form stable nations or to acquire knowledge to create an industrialized society.
If they really will be the last one standing, they'll forget and squander everything we learned in the past thousand of years, which might be a good thing.
Massive reset button

Houston is the walk it off your fine city. They didn't shut anything down even when hurricane Harvey had everyone underwater. You had fema blackhawks evacuating people off of roofs while people still made it to events and kept the party going. Bars kept doors open with 2 feet of water in the place.

I always knew shit would be real if they ever canceled the Rodeo. It is THE biggest event there every year, The city wouldn't stop that shit during a fucking invasion. crazy times.

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Don’t be a partypooper!

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Why contain it? Let it spread over to the schools and churches. Let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end they'll beg us to save them.

PANDEMIC HAPPENING

Yas Forums is a shitposting website that's hiding behind anime, which was spawned off of a shitposting sub-forum which was hiding behind anime before it got purged by King Kike Lowtax.
Only gaiafags believe moot's later bullshit change of heart when he desperately wanted to be taken seriously.

It's over, isn't it? The happening finally happened.

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>The main problem with the inflated numbers being thrown around is the inadequate testing.
The same argument can be made about people dying and not being tested afterwards, especially for old people.
>The best numbers we have are South Korea and China.
South Korea only for a VERY limited age size. China's numbers can be thrown straight into the trash.
>Chinese rates are now falling as i pointed out in the article to levels that match South Korea.
Because China lied from the very beginning.

does anybody have the jewish wojak crying?

Noooooo save the reggeaton

sup based Houstonbro

What's the plan for countries who aren't going in full panic mode like us?
What are they doing?
Do they consider it not serious?

I genuinely don't know because all I'm seeing is the doom and gloom news from my own country

I hope this shit kills that hack warren ellis in the most painful way

i told my parents (they live in the US) to prep in mid february. my mom listened, dad said he'd rather die than stay in the house or pay attention to fake news concocted to destroy trump. now my dad isn't taking my calls while my mom can't stop talking about how grateful she is i told her to prep.

>emergency reserve sodas in the crisper bin
Smart plan.

and they fucking deserve it

No, it isn't

Cry more fellow cuckold
No matter how much you hate it I still let my wife fuck Blacks

stiff upper lip and that

I hope you all fuckin die

As anybody think they declared a pandemic emergency maybe because a second wave is about to come? Or that the situation is way worse than first thought?

Austinanon here. It already hit in January. Took out a roommate of mine for a week and lingered for 3 more weeks.
Was milder for me, but lasted just as long. We both had viral myocardial effects. Cross your fingers.

>This really is a boomer killer
Ain't it grand

cope harder nothingburger

stop being a newfag

I feel bad for Italy. China really fucked up.

YFW you find it out it actually has 100% fatality rate, it just takes several months to build up viral load enough to kill healthy people...

What kind of a nigger cuts out a furry and uses it to avatar post on a peruvian pottery forum with in the most autistic manner they can?

Don’t worry bro. Our parents (eastern euros) have seen so much shit that they are also thinking about this and prepping. They are the only boomers that stand a chance desu.

lookner getting triggered

>can't spread panic
>can't destroy our economy
As our fucked up government said. This is a crime against humanity.

Dont forget to throw them a "I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO!" every now and then. Feels good man.

Threads reach bump limit in the time it takes to compose a thought out post.

Janny should unironically just give /cvg/ a sticky.

Spain's gonna retain that silver medal and we might go for gold at this rate
Krauts and Baguettes should be more be testing more and be more honest.
Bongs should brace for impact.
Boomer genocide is guaranteed, they will repay the damage they have done to the world in just a year.

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>UKY campus online only after spring break!
THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE! STOP THE RIDE!!!!

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Noone here treats it seriously.
Our entire pandemic plan is sending cops to your border and check people who enter for fever and a hotline that informs you if you think you are infected.

My grocery store is already selling out of water bros, it's getting bad here in AZ and I haven't prepped yet.

What should I buy now before shit hits the fan?

they are doing nothing, beating around the bush

But we're all gonna die one day.

Global Pandemic Announcement.

Theres going to be a royal fucking shitshow at supermarkets. Get the last of your preps boys.
Can anyone confirm shelves being stripped in the West yet???

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We have another 10 days or so until SHTF user

Everyone except maybe Korea is literally doing the same thing. Nothingburger until it's too late.

>take a few days off
literally nothing will happen in a few days or weeks
people will still have to work during this

Cope

a famouse local brand is promoting this tee saying :
CORONA
IT'S BETTER WITH LIME

They offer 1 mask for every tee purchased.

Their logo is the Devil
They deserve hell for making money on this.

original fb post : facebook.com
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They won't listen, can't wait for the show to begin

BREAKING NEWS: USA IS DUMB AND STUPID, WE PAY FOR IT NOW

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HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE?

Wait... what's going to happen to my waifu figures if I have to go bush. I'm not sure I want this happening any more. I can't risk carrying them around with all the other shit I've packed. Someone make it stop.

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How’s thailand?

>stop forcing that bear meme

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So, a friend of mine works in an office and even before this, he frequently did home office, but now they do not ALLOW their employees to work from home anymore, wtf... are they all mad?

Oh no! I can't go to the ER for flu symptoms?!!!
If Im not 80 I wouldn't need to go to the hospital.
South Korea is the only country with a widespread outbreak to take adequate samplings and testing.
0.6% lethality, 10% hospitalized of those infected.
Virologists are saying the final lethality will be at most 0.5% as we know more about total infections in coming weeks.
Its more deadly than the flu, but not a world ender.
Im more worried about the people panicking really.

I'm 33, and this is the first and probably last time I'll ever say this shit to anybody:
>ok boomer

Wuhan is still in lockdown, only people providing essential services are allowed to leave their homes. When will you stop obsessing with traffic there? Is it really that hard to accept that a serious country can try to eradicate the virus in its territory instead of whining how 60-70% of the population getting infected is inevitable?
Total population doesn't matter until you reach saturation which Corona didn't in any country yet. With R0 = 3.5 a chink will infect 3.5 other chinks on average just like an Italian would infect 3.5 other Italians on average. Epidemics aren't percentage based in the expansion phase.

Funny enough, only /cvg/ were saying it'd collapse society and now it is. WHO, world governments, etc, all tried to downplay it as just the flu. Just the end of the world bro.

walkin

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I wish you and your family the best friend. God willing we are gonna make it :)

How soon until the escorts and prostitutes have 50% off specials.

wrap them in plastic and bury them in an oil drum filled with nitrogen.

cope

>there are people who don't ALWAYS have a 3 month supply of food in the larder
Like what the fuck, shopping for food all the time is fucking annoying.

He mad

I'm so fucking ready.

What's the latest news from wuhan? Is it over there? Are they done with three quarantine?

Trudeau is welcoming the sick into our country. No body cares.

nice dyno, how fast she run?

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Both you and the fags replying to you are new as fuck and still don't know how this place works

It’s fucking stupid. Would the bots atleast tell me something new? I don’t want news from 2 or three weeks ago over and over again

I was watching that too and laughing. Dude was losing his mind. "STUPID STUPID STUPID!"

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YEAH NO MORE REGAYTON

REH GAY TUNE

it activates protocols in governments around the world at all levels. its criminal not to label it as a pandemic.

S E E T H I N G

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The apartment lights don't turn on or off. No one is home Vlad. Wuhan is dead.

Say how brave you are for fighting.

Then say how lucky they are for having you as an example to learn from.

Then proceed to take the exact steps you did and slowly react. Limit big gatherers, 6 feet distance, it's up to schools and stuff whether they close.

Yas Forums is for anime

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>father we have to prep
>oh ok
>next day he's actually preping, buying shit and spreading word to firends and family

WTF I love you dad.

>Houston
They shut down the Rodeo. That is no small decision.

For those not familiar with the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo (HLSR), this is akin to canceling San Diego Comic-con, New Yorks Times Square new years party, and New Orleans Mardi Gras.

Two weeks ago there have been a lot of empty shelves. Now everything is stocked up again except masks and disinfectants. I wonder how long they can keep the shelves stocked like this.

Overshoot, meet cliff.

Agreed. South Korea is a first world country. Frankly I trust their numbers more than (((WHO))) or Italy right now.

Why isn't anyone banning asylum seekers and illegal invaders from Greece. That is the real story here. Every invader should be shipped to the mideast if the threat of covid19 is so large

the rage was real

We post them every day, lurk more swiss cheese faggot

no, its doesnt feel good, that's the fucking point.

in the best case scenario, you're just a crazy prepper. in the worst case scenario, you're RIGHT, and the world is about to change as we know it.

This is maybe the absolute worst time to be correct.

if you always have a 3 month supply, clearly you have to shop for food just as often as everyone else

I thought you couldn't sell masks in France? does giving one away "for free" circumvent the rule?

I DONT WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN COOFING COOMER

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No. People are getting more angry and many have stopped going to work after being stuck in lockdown for 50 days now.

Person above and below me already have it.

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My 65 old step mother went protesting in NYC over some hippie bullshit. Taking public transportation. Boomers are literally too dumb to comply for everyone's safety.

TYB

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This.
Proofs:msn.com/en-sg/news/world/coronavirus-south-koreas-aggressive-testing-gives-clues-to-true-fatality-rate/ar-BB10MuIM

Its deadlier than the flu but still in nothingburger territory unless you are old or have a lung disease

What's this about us creating reggaeton, Texas?

We got suspects in Jastrzębię Zdrój and a case in Rybnik if I'm not mistaken. Fairly close.
No fucks given, practically.

C O P E

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Is your dad one of those people who’d rather die than admit he was wrong? kek

Turkey is literally pushing them into the sea and Germany and Croatia said they are interested in importing Syrian kids.

POL I SNEEZED FUCK

Besides being a cuck, what else do you do in life?

Exactly. Only one of my buds even gives a shit. The rest are malding over Bernie not being God like a bunch of retards.

Our governments 'phase 2' is all a sham mate. You're better off self medicating with high doses of vitamin c, stay away from others, wear a mask always even indoors to prevent the spread. If it gets worse and you taste blood you need to call an ambulance tell them your symptoms tell them it could be corona chan. So then paras can take precautions.

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I was talking about this in /cvg/ last night. Despite all the news from Italy and ~100 cases in London alone, nothing has been done to prevent the spread.

>LONDON UNDERGROUND IS STILL RUNNING
>THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN CLOSE CONTACT FOR HOURS A DAY

We're so done. I put forth a poll. Do you lads think A: our government is incompetent and underestimating or B: deliberately allowing it to spread? All bongs report in.

you're the one that sounds panicked my friend

lol, that juicy jealousy from Luigi

it is not the koreans lying - you fucked up and destroyed your neighbours because you are literal monkeys, look at germans lol, they do 10x times better

CASE CONFIRMED IN MAINE
>CASE CONFIRMED IN MAINE
CASE CONFIRMED IN MAINE
>CASE CONFIRMED IN MAINE

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>Yas Forums didnt start as an anime board used by Japanese/American shitposters

It’s been a lie apparently

>forcing

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Can smoking weed help prevent Corona?

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He might be saying that publicly but the CBC (propaganda mouthpiece of the government) has told people we should expect draconian measures to contain it, and the government (Ontario) is openly discussing the possibility of lock downs.

R0 is not a global constant.

So China is still in lockdown right? How long has it been now?

Oh FFS would you come off it already.

the major reason for this panic is mainstream media running the best fear campaign I've seen in 30 years. this puts 9/11 fears underwater.

I refuse to believe that the United fucking Kingdom is this badly prepared.

A

The frozen section was pretty empty, the rest looks normal

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South Korea tested 1100 per million, thats the best sampling we have from a 1st world country
Its the most accurate sampling of coronavirus epidemiology we have.
And virologists in the US, Canada, and elsewhere all agree this will likely be 0.5% lethality in the first world and primarily old people or those with lung conditions will be the victims.

4, 5 days?

Due to limited resources we prioritise people who meet at least 2 of the 3 following criteria:
Have you had contact with a confirmed case?
Have you returned to the UK from a high risk zone within the past 14 days?
Are you showing symptoms?
We will only test you if you can answer yes to 2 of these questions, otherwise we will just advise you to self-isolate. If you answer yes to one of the endemic questions, we will ask that you call back if you start to show symptoms so we can test you.
It is a waste of time and resources to test people who only answer yes to one of these questions, because the likelihood of them having coronavirus is very low compared to those who can answer yes to at least 2 of the questions.

Not stripped, US has a fuck ton of food. Meds, paper products, and cleaners are all gone.
>I work at a grocery store in a very wealthy area, so our store gets priority when it comes to restocking since you make more money off rich people buying stuff. If we've run out, then you can believe that shitty area are also out of supplies too.

>Maine
Ok?

Same here. I live 45mins away from Szczecin, my dad just went across the town to buy masks, and even full suits, alongside food, water, fuel and other important shit.
Thanks, dad.

link

Because i don‘t usually est canned shit 24/7? Do you not buy fresh vegetables, fruits, milk, cheese, bread, meat? That stuff lasts one week max before it goes bad. I usually get groceries twice a week so i always have fresh stuff and not half rotten fruits and moldy vegetables.