You are FORCED to quarantine for 2 weeks by local authorities. What's your plan?

to watch anime that i have saved and to starve to death

im a neet, so just like any other day. shitpost, play guitar and videogames.

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I'm already living like that so it would be actually the same routine.

vidya all day long

Work from home, jack off, smoke weed, drink wine, eat rice and chicken soup.

Data mine

Corona virus is nothing. The true plague will spread through unwiped bungholes.

Carry on as usual. Finally us basement dwellers are on top of society.

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Eat snacks. Play Pokémon on an emulator.

Got that sorted here:
-Food: beans, rice, frozen meat, spices, unlimited purified water
-Internet/books/video games/work from home
-Pushups/situps to not go crazy from lack of movement

Hell, I might like it

COOM ALL DAY

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2 weeks? lol, when the real quarantines are enacted it won't be less than 3 months

Invest in IBIO so I won't be a broke nigger like everyone else when the smoke clears.

2 weeks locked in the house, i might dust off my old runescape account if i can remember the password

Study.

NEET here, nothing changes

Play videogames

I think I'm going to dine at the local Chinese restaurant and attend some local Aboriginal community meetups.

Play ps4 online and smoke weed while i get paid to work from home.

Extra comfy like

How the fuck is the local police going to keep me in quarantine when they can't even keep niggers from shooting people!

I haven't left my house in months

I have enough supply for at least 6 months, so sit comfy

Do what ive been doing but finally rest easy knowing corona virus is under control.

same. burn it all

"Better stock up the toilet roll."

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I've already been quarantined for 2 weeks you pleb, I bet you already have the virus you fucking idiot.
Way to go, asshole.

Begin fortifying my position against looters.
Set up sector sketches for firing positions ( just the windows on the second floor probably)
Establish common radio channels for coms with neighbors, one guy a block down is a HAM (guessing from the 13 antennas he has)
Establish guard shifts and patrols for night watch with neighbors.
Establish welfare checks for elderly and high risk individuals.
Basically I’ll establish myself as a key individual by providing my military knowledge and tactics to ensure mutual aid and safety. This will provide me and my family overall better protection than just holding out by ourselves.

Alternative if none of my neighborhood is prepared:
Hole up and tell the neighbors to fuck off. Yeet them up if they come for my stash.

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I live on a farm. I don’t care.

masturbate for 2 weeks

Ignore and go on world tour

>You are FORCED to quarantine for 2 weeks by local authorities. What's your plan?
Still the same.

McAfee 2020
the only anti-virus candidate

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Based. I would do pretty much that as well, but id add
>load rifle and lift weights
And
>watch for nigs
To the list

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chill out

Watch Battlestar Galactica again, and uhhh.. Not go to work. Nice times for an overworked mail man

do the same thing ive been doing? literally nothing but reading and staying quarantined...

nice

watch the world burn

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Make your stand, goyim.

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I chill out for 2 weeks. If they extend it for months or they start pulling people out of houses is when you know shit is going down.

Bears
Beets
Battlestar Galactica

Yeah definitely prepare for loot-nogs, cause they're coming

Play Stalkers and Fallouts, watch tv, play instruments, enjoy prep food, laugh at the wagies going to work while sipping coffee at window, smoke two gams of like dank, fap, sleep. Repeat.

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I do whatever they tell me. Why wouldn't you?

Already well stocked here. 2 weeks is nothing

Barricade the door and keep my gun on me at all times. Netflix and chill

Renew my wow sub, not see my gf and family for two weeks, order foodz for me and cat.

Seems good.

Eat rice and do chores at the house

What guitar?
Can a NEET afford an AUTHENTIC Gibson?

fpbp

Vidya. Booze. Cry. In that order.

I'm a neet, this just makes me less likely to never get a job and never interact with other humans again.

Eat, beat, play vidya. Same as any other week.

I have a year plus of food. Would have to stock up 2 month worth of beer though. Have enough emergency cash on hand also.

Why not have position on rooftop behind and below chimney?

Play video games (getting into Titan Quest now), and stop drinking coffee (I'm dependent on caffeine and don't want to be but I can't stop without fucking up work).

Rate my prep.

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I bought enough 40k models to build a new 2000pt AdMech army and I have four gallons of vodka. I think I am entertained for a hot mintue brosky.

I cover all my windows in shit and run around naked

I've been self-quarantined for years.

Prime them all black, dry brush white, do a bronze ink. Whole fucking army done in about 2 hours.

And what do you do when you show up to work and everyone knows you should be quarantine and people will dislike you ?

>COOM ALL DAY
to BBC of course

Buy a schecter iv had mine for 8 years and its the best feeling guitar iv ever had And iv been playing for like 20 years

Play Final Fantasy 7 and defeat Emerald Weapon if the internet goes down.

same as usual

Whats the story behind pic related?

Everyone else who showed up should also be quarantined so we'd just laugh about it

This is much better. Multiple uses and edible.

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Hmm, good answer

Get comfy, what else?

Because it’s still cold out and I’m not slipping off a roof.
Also while that would be an elevated position, it’s also the most open. You’ll have better options for cover and concealment inside.

Drink vodka, War Thunder, WWZ Online, shitpost on Yas Forums if I get bored. Money for months in the bank, 4 weeks consumables on hand. A 14 day weekend. Might call work with a fake cough as soon as the government codifies new workman’s comp and paid leave legislation.
Who said the end of the world would be a hassle? Pretty goddamn comfy right now.

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Another user here. Bought a Schecter 3 years ago. dont regret a single day

Read War and Peace. Watch some old westerns. Tend to vegetable garden and clean up around the house.

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