Masturbation FTW

This just maybe the secret. Fap for immunity recycle cummies for sustenance

>masturbation raises white blood cell count
how the fuck would that work?

I can do 5-7 but it stops feeling as good at some point so I usually stick to once/twice a day. For what its worth the best ones come after a few days of abstinence so lately I've kind of been thinking of doing that because it just feels insane.

>Coomer lifestyle paying off once again
Get fucked, normies.

I could do this but I start hating myself more with each coom

Not necessarily. Your body simply produces more white blood cells if it thinks it's infected. If you're producing more ahead of time, you might be saving your body that work later on.

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Maybe this is why i haven't fell ill for more than 2 years now.

I stopped doing that when I was a teenager. Nowadays I stick to a maximum of 2 per day.

APOLOGIZE

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Well imma coom out....

>being this much of a novice

>I stopped doing that when I was a teenager
I-I am young aswell at 29 haha

i coom once every two weeks, havnt been sick in years. Everyone at my work was sick last month too.

maybe u need some1 to blow u off like suck ur dick maybe me haha

Some days are 7, some days are 2. Depends how I feel man. Am 26.

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The Coomers will inherit the Earth, but they'll be too busy cooming to run a functioning society and everything will fall apart.,

I always thought that the opposite of that is the truth. Your immune system gets significantly weaker with each coom. It's a shocking thing for your body to go through, hence why our bodies literally get us high every time to tolerate it.

fuck off faggot I bet you kiss girls too

>only twice a day
Fucking coomlets

do you just sit around jacking off like a monkey?
do you have time for work, food, or just watching other people fuck on screen and jacking off?

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Only if they have a foreskin.

I wake up at 6:30 I blow my first load
the second comes around 9:30 at work after breakfast
the third comes 13:30 at home when I get home
And then it goes on randomly whenever I feel the need

I can't be the only one to see a merchant in that pic?

Yes, your a retarded schizo

How do you do it? I need at least 24 hours between cooming. More frequently is just not enjoyable. Maybe it is because when I coom, I coom a lot. Only 1 time have I ever coomed 3 times in a day and it really hurt afterwards.

Based gonna jerk off to some hot trap cosplays

WHO IS LAUGHING NOW

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Not a single black person has contracted the virus. Is the superior BBC meme true, Yas Forums?

How long have you been on Yas Forums, OP?

I thought you would have learned by now....

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Just renewed my blacked.com sub! Corona-Chan free for at least another month!

was saying this a month ago nofap Btfo

Who would have thought that the great conflict of the new decade would be coomers vs coofers...

i will be coomperor of the coompire of coom

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>coomlets
I fucking hate everyone on this god forsaken site lmao. “Coomlet”. Fuck you. I just had my tonsils taken out and it’s extremely painful to laugh.

Man 7 is far too much, 2 cooms a day max, and that's pushing it too

Does sacrificing semen to Corona-chan also empower her?
This is important.

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Another amalekite trick. Regarding the Shemen I am listening to wisdome of Samael Aun Veor.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z6UIYmMhhgM
youtube.com/watch?v=dffjhHYtgzQ
youtube.com/watch?v=B9Suf2KCnho
youtube.com/watch?v=s5dqxsaCELU

Only if you bottle it and make the gooks in your basement drink it

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Can confirm I see through walls, thoughts, and time.

Ive been jerking off in my girls mouth

>Once the virus has wiped everyone else out, coomers will inherit the earth.
"Yes goy masturbate and watch porn it's gonna help you survive a pneumonia"

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Time to go nofap

I don't know about the other anons but for me it's a combination of not having done it for a while and not having enough sleep during the previous night. Being sleep-deprived for some reason makes me have a constant boner.

Your plan is dumb jew. They will stop, as no new content will be made. Pornstars are walking carriers of Corona. Dead men walking.

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>Lmao get fucked, I fap twice a day.

Ha! I fap before every meal.

>just had my tonsils taken out

what was prescribed for pain? aspirin?

nofap isnt natural anyway since if you had a gf you would have sex with her every day. according to nofap logic this would cripple your brain or something.

tfw immune

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>Ha! I fap before every meal.
that's like 10 times a day for a murican right?

it is, this article is just jewish bullshit that wants normies to die faster

>7 times a day
What the fuck? How are your balls not dried up?

Ofc the first reply is from jewhub.
Also this article doesnt talk about masturbation but about having orgasm.
And also look at the people behind the study all jews and from a university created in 1947 to teach "gender studies"

Imagine being so insecure about your masturbation habits that you seriously think it's a Jewish conspiracy.

IM GONNA COOM

That makes no fucking sense. How does fapping strengthen your immune system?

>blue checkmark
>jew narrative to keep the goyim pacified and lazy
checks out

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Bros its more of a how do I not do it for me. If I don't get one out in 24 hours I rage. Check your testosterone levels, could be low.

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Based retard

When your body can’t find was wrong it will start attacking you

Gotta pump those numbers up!

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when in my teenage years i would spend 5-7 hours per day fapping
now i only do 3 faps a day
should i be worried

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Yeah... I did this much, but I was 17 and high on amphetamines. You're a fucking cooking addict with stronk immune system

This is Pornhub trying to cash in the containments.
Remember, guys, curfew + porn = control.
youtube.com/watch?v=1g4D0vI3MtU

Masturbation depletes the body of necessary hormones and neurochemicals essential to the body’s well-being. When an individual masturbates in excess, his body loses these necessary chemicals, resulting in a weakened immune system.
Frequent masturbation drains the body of zinc which leads to hair loss, brain fog, and also a weakened immune system.
Don't be a coomer.

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We need to do a fap Meetup where we make sure everyone gets a good fap in

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Go once every 3-4 days. It makes it feel ten times better when you do it.