/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1897 - PANDEMIC EDITION

► Detected: 124,775 ► Died: 4,585

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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False claims in social media to get you arrested in Newark, New Jersey
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NHS to employ nursing students to tackle _PANDEMIC_
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French culture minister infeccted
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Scientific meeting on coronaviruses cancelled due to coronavirus
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>RESEARCH
Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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Virus spreads before symptoms and up to 12 days after recovery
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70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
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Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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>REMINDER
Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
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Infection could reach 60% of world population
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Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
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WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
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China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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>LATEST CASES
13:41: 6 new cases in Colombia.
13:37: 2 new cases in Poland.
13:17: 121 new cases and 1 new death in the Netherlands.
13:10: 9 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
13:01: 30 new cases in Sweden.
12:58: 4 new cases in Iceland.
12:49: 48 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.

>MORE
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +36 (+22) Italy +2,313 (+196) Iran +958 (+63) Spain +493 (+13) Germany +288 (+1) USA +22 (+1) Switzerland +155 (+1) Japan +52 (+3) Netherlands +121 (+1) Sweden +135 (+1) Belgium +47 (+3) Lebanon +9 (+1) Indonesia +7 (+1) Ireland (+1) Albania +2 (+1) Panama +7 (+1) Bulgaria (+1) S. Korea +242 Norway +89 UK +73 Denmark +180 Qatar +238 Austria +64 Bahrain +79 Singapore +12 Malaysia +20 Australia +11 H. Kong +5 Canada +4 Greece +10 Iceland +4 Israel +4 Czechia +12 Kuwait +3 Egypt +1 Thailand +6 Finland +19 Portugal +18 Slovenia +23 Philippines +16 Taiwan +1 Vietnam +4 Romania +8 Brazil +1 Palestine +1 Poland +5 Georgia +1 S. Arabia +1 Croatia +1 Hungary +1 S. Africa +6 Serbia +7 Brunei +5 Latvia +2 Slovakia +3 Colombia +6 Mexico +1 Maldives +2 Afghanistan +2 Tunisia +1 Cyprus +4 Malta +1 Morocco +2 Paraguay +3 S. Lanka +1 Honduras +2 Réunion +1 Total +5,851 (+311)

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REACH OUT AND TAKE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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How long can you last?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

p word

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Esports events will be cancelled like E3

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3281634/

>When we examined the effects of modulating the ER stress response on the virus, we found that the molecular chaperone tauroursodeoxycholic acid (TUDCA) significantly inhibits influenza A viral replication.

Is it worth taking TUDCA? What do you nerds that know think?

>No water

its a nothing burger and you people are fake and gay

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>youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE

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NEW ITALY NUMBERS

>Ongoing cases: 10.590 (+1531 with missing data from yesterday)
>Dead: 827 (+196)
>Recovered: 1045 (+41)
>in ICU: 1028 (+151)

>Total cases: 12.462 (+2313 with missing data from yesterday, +17,6%)

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WHO recap: THE P-WORD

>Intro(WN)

13folded in 2 weeks internationally
"we expect the numbers and countries affected to climb even higher"
"It can be characterized as a PANDEMIC"
"this is the first pandemic caused by a corona virus"
"b-b-but pls keep fighting"
"take URGENT and DRASTIC actions"
"81 countries don't have any cases"
"the challenge for many countries is not wheather they can do the same(as china/SK) but if the WILL"
"this is not just a public health crisis but one that will touch EVERY sector"
4 key areas countries h2 activate:
-prepare and be ready
-detect,protect,treat
-reduce transmission
-innovate and learn

Q&A:
>closing borders/schools,etc.?
"depends on country,
in countries with low number of cases tracing is more important than social distancing"(WB)
>Iran?
"Still very serious, WHO team still there"(WB)
>WHO classification of pandemic?
"There is no formal process, this is a characerisation
it is taken very seriously tho
based on a broad input of experts"(WB)
"it's more important to look at our work pls"(G)
>Iran?
"all gov approach,case detection,work with China
we sent 40k of tests last 24hrs, shortage of ventilators,oxi,overwhelmed system,like in Italy
pls solidarity with Iran"(WB)
"Iran is doing it's best,they need lots of supplies"(WN)
>New info from China?
"no results from China yet,but they need time"(G)
>Spain?
"are they accepting that it'll spread, they shouldn't
we need both containment and mitigation
it is NOT the time to move to mitigation ONLY, unless they lack the ability to contain
spain,norway,denmark,france all accelerated very quickly, more efforts needed
prepare healthsystems to COPE"(WB)
"All government and people approach
we believe that the blended approach should continue, containment as MAJOR pillar"
also look at my numbers(WN)

1/2

A lot will be online instead of lan

>1000 deaths in Italy by tomorrow

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Schools are still running, including universities in Chicago
Its over for us.
t. Chicagoanon

Rodeo cancelled

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,790 (3,158) ► International 43,985 (1,427): Italy 12,462 (827) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (60) Spain 2,188 (49) Germany 1,853 (3) France 1,784 (33) USA 1,016 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 639 (15) Netherlands 503 (5) Sweden 490 (1) UK 456 (6) Belgium 314 (3) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 126 (3) Canada 99 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Ireland 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 12 (1) Panama 8 (1) Bulgaria 6 (1) Morocco 5 (1) Norway 489 Denmark 442 Qatar 262 Austria 246 Bahrain 189 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 99 Iceland 85 Israel 79 Czechia 75 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 India 62 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Vietnam 38 Romania 37 Brazil 35 Palestine 30 Poland 27 Georgia 24 S. Arabia 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Chile 17 Croatia 16 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Brunei 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Slovakia 10 Belarus 9 Colombia 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Tunisia 7 Bosnia 7 Cyprus 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Jamaica 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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My dear friend.
Let me outline this for you.
Let's say the coronavirus struck Europe. Some of the major cities are completely affected, and some of them are still normal.
Our medics are sluggish in their resistance. Many doctors died, and those who did not die fled. Soprotivlenie minimum, Corona-Chan, even rushing in Muhosranske.
Here begins some discrepancy between the representations of hamsters and reality.
In fact, when such a topic is realized where it is necessary, the following will happen.
Your door will ring.
Opening it, you will see a hungover coughing COP, an even more hungover letekh with a high temperature, and a couple of soldiers. All dressed in some kind of cellophane bags.
You will be handed a summons and told that you have been ordered to military service by the Supreme commander. And you have to pack your things and get out of the house right now, or you'll get arrested.
Realizing that there are more of them, and they are stronger together, you obey, and dressed in anything, with a couple of changes of underwear and socks will go out into the yard.
There will be a bus there. Old and battered. Or two.
Your neighbors will be sitting in it - the same ones you saw every day in the Parking lot when you went there to get your scooter in the morning.
You will be taken to the nearest school. They are not considered textbooks now, but they will not be restored for long.
True, there will be a shortage of Windows in the barracks, and you will have to cover yourself with a mattress at night, but this is not fatal.
You will be quickly trained
How to protect yourself from the virus, carry out dizinfection, bury corpses, etc.
You won't have proper protection. Just a respirator and a film suit.
You will be sent to the hospital in the morning. You will carry out pots for the seriously ill, carry boxes of medicines and iron beds.

>Africa?
"very rapid progress to preparedness, we sent hundreds of millions"(WB)
"Africa has been our focus"(WN)
"takes time to train ppl"(G)
>Italy and is China helping?
"we still discussing things with them, China offered support
We thank China"(WB)
>What works the best?
"fundamentals,tracing,taking it serious FROM THE START,testing,isolation,care
triage,social distancing"(G)
"We have SK,China,etc to show us that we can blunt the impact
This is a new disease,we need to learn"(WB)
"every country has to take independent measures, be creative"(G)
>Countries that disappoint you?
"you know WHO you are but testing only a small portion(strict requirements for tests) is NOT SUFFICIENT"(WB)
>Ireland?
"very coherent response so far,they use a blend approach
capacity will be the issue"(WB)
"are we doing enough is the right question"(G)

2/2

Poland +4. Source: twitter.com/MZ_GOV_PL/status/1237790884726480898

Tell that to the Italians

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>grains, oil, and sugar
Enjoy your scurvy

>virus less infectious in hot, humid climate
Florida Master Race checking in.

THE WHO DECLARED THE PANDAMIC
NOW OUR OVERLORDS GONNA FEEL COMFORTABLE TO CUARENTINE US ALL!!
>THE WHO DECLARED THE PANDAMIC
>NOW OUR OVERLORDS GONNA FEEL >COMFORTABLE TO CUARENTINE US ALL!!
THE WHO DECLARED THE PANDAMIC
NOW OUR OVERLORDS GONNA FEEL COMFORTABLE TO CUARENTINE US ALL!!

#
Yeah I've tried to tell at least 50 people. Only one of them is prepared at all.

My boomer parents with cancer history and diabetes think it's a ruse to make trump look bad. My brother who is an internal medicine MD doesn't think it's a big deal either and he has type 1 diabetes and HBP and all that stuff. My parents called (I live 1000 miles away) saying they were worried for my mental health from worrying and preparing for this shit. Just fuck me guys. My GF is helping at least but her mom lives with us and goes to some Medicaid program at least twice a week with a bunch of other sick old ppl. Fuck me!

you are just bored with everything but too cowardly to pull the trigger yourself so you wanna outsource it to the pissy chink flue that wrecks boomers

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You will pull out corpses including your friends, relatives, Your colleagues will die one by one.
And you know what the guy is?
You will stop the epidemic.
Yes, Yes, that's exactly what you will do, and then you will stop the epidemic again in another place. And then you will drive back, and mark my words, you will destroy the virus even in Wuhan.
And if you die, the owl from the next door will do it. But if he should die, then your admin from work, Yes the ladder is eating female hormones and moonlighting as a gay whore.
Just because the virus needs to be stopped. Because if you don't stop it, humanity will die out forever. All civilization will perish.
You remember, diseases have always stopped. Despite the fact that they were always stronger. And this time, that honor will fall to you, hamster.
Because there is no one else.
Good luck.

>10 quarts of cooking oil and 60 lbs of sugar a year
what the fuck, you don't need any of that.

This is biowarfare gone wrong. Isn't it?

What the fuck is happening in Italy?

add 2 more for Peru op

Install folding@home now and botnet your computer to help better understand Corona-chan.
twitter.com/drGregBowman/status/1237746708660064257
foldingathome.org/2020/03/10/covid19-update/
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>t-two months?

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at least they canceled the potato nigger parades, so we're saved. btw go to chinatown, bigot

ITALY CORONAVIRUS UPDATE
CASES: 12.462 + 2.303 TODAY
DEATHS: 827 + 196 TODAY
SERIOUS/CRITICAL: 1.028

WE NEED TO BRING BACK THE CARITAS ROMANA

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What's the youngest death we've got so far?

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Official pandemic time™

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cases down, nothing confirmed

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BUT
WHAT
ABOUT
THE
WINDOW
OF
OPPORTUNITY

First confirmed Coronavirus case in my city

I liked this when it was a meme, not anymore.

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US Coronavirus Cases Double In 48 Hours, And "Everyone Else Will Be Italy In 9-14 Days Time"
On Monday night, computer scientist Mark Handley, Professor of Networked Systems and part-time Roboticist at UCL in London, tweeted a graph showing how growth figures in other infected countries compare to Italy’s.

‘Everyone else will be Italy in 9-14 days time,’ Handley tweeted along with the data.


He told DailyMail.com in an interview that the world had never seen anything like the outbreak and that the US seemed to be watching how Italy responded before making any drastic decisions of its own.

‘It looks like they’re on the exact same trajectory. Italy had an 11.5 day head start,’ he said, referring to the data.


Italian hospitals are so ‘overwhelmed’ by coronavirus that strokes are going untreated and elderly patients are not even being assessed, a doctor at the centre of the crisis has said – while another medic said people in the UK and US should be panicking more.

Doctors in Italy have been forced into life-or-death decisions over who should receive intensive care, with virus cases piling up around the country.

zerohedge.com/health/us-coronavirus-cases-double-48-hours-and-everyone-else-will-be-italy-9-14-days-time

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Thanks for the recaps bro

Nice Google translate pasta lol
Are you from Dvach?

>China +36 (+22)
How can anyone believe that number? Billions of people living there and +2313 in tiny Italy.

0/10 try again next thread.

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>Italy is turning into Wuhan 2.0

Ok shit. Where can I get masks and desinfectant now?

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Can you guys stop obsessing over this faggot little virus already?

less than 10,000 deaths and you idiots think its the end of the world or something...

wake me up when a US state goes into quarantine. until then, fuck off...

ey'eeeh your'eeee pepones are fugase and faggoty

it's never a meme, you should have listened

Time to stop caring about the why and start caring about the what. Justice will never come to those who got this virus out to the public.
Your blackpill for the day

How is Italy this fucked?

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TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>your doctor is trying to kill you

how many of you think this term is true?
specific to those living in the western world.

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more like 2 week max

Why stop it?

No half measures. Time to follow through with the consequences of our collective wish

Are we gonna be Daijoubu?

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NO MORE OPEN BORDERS!
NO MORE SANCTUARIES!

CORONA-CHAN JUST GROW TO A BILLION ATHEISTS NOT US!

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I have been warning my mother about it for weeks. Last night she booked a cruise for the end of the month. This further confirms my suspicion that I'm adopted.

That's all stuff for if you know how to cook of course

why are all normalfags incapable of rational thought brehs?
>I'm coffing nonstop
>I have a fever
>just a flu lol, time to go on that trip round the world I always wanted to do

Isn't it better to get infected now and get it over with, then laugh in immunity once every hospital is completely filled everywhere?

Thank you for always keeping and creating these recaps. It helps to comb through the shitposting and the bullshit the WHONiggers say at their stream. Thank you again, austria-user

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Too fucking late

>youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc
its overino

AAAAAAAAA287G

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I say it's because they all smoke

>WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
we declare pandemic here about 1.5 month ago

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THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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WAKE ME UP

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The only people who died so far are the people a sane society would have euthanized years ago

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run with the chinkoids, get the coof
CHINESE CENTURY CANCELLED

>that little protein from milk and legumes

Not gonna make it.

you can't, it's too late.
Don't pretend you weren't warned.

I miss my gf already, fucking quarantine

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>Sister and boyfriend put in self quarantine for two weeks.
>Atleast two co-workers in quarantine.
>Boomer parents still think it's a nothingburger and are planning to go on vacation to Thailand in two weeks.
How can they be this delusional?

fucking man up you pussy and embrace death

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You autistic fucks! First it was the Blue the Jew threads and now this gay shit. KYS!

>Install folding@home now and botnet your computer to help better understand Corona-chan.
>twitter.com/drGregBowman/status/1237746708660064257
>foldingathome.org/2020/03/10/covid19-update/
>foldingathome.org/2020/02/27/foldinghome-takes-up-the-fight-against-covid-19-2019-ncov/
Bump. Thanks Sven.

THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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it is GONE
no problem
watching them anyway so why not do you peeps a favor

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
There are over 500,000 Chinese immigrants in the Lombardy region alone.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy

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>NOOOOOOOOOOO MY HECKING FAKE NEWSARINO
>B-but Daddy Trump said it was fake news
>Muh nothingburger
Get fucked denialfags.

That's actually depressing. I hope for your sake that only you will be eating from that or it'll be gone straight away.

I don't think so. I think nature is fully capable of creating terrible viruses without our help.

This is the face of a faggot.

redemption arc for /ourboy/ tedros, when?

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Kek™

ACTUAL SIZE OF THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY

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How'd it get so bad in pastaland?

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Tomoko smells like ass

That's it. All hope is lost. Everything is slowly crumbling down. Go home and spend the last days with your loved ones.

Get in my fucking bunker

boomer COPE, I can't wait till he gets it and the bloody lung takes him

SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN CHINA TO ME
1. This whole disease isn't actually that bad since they are closing the temporary hospitals in Wuhan, meaning it's already flattening out
2. They have some sort of cure
3. They're lying to the world. How could they lie about closing hospitals though? This seems easy to disprove
What the fuck is going on

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>now
You should have listened.

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Well apparently you can get re-infected. So you'll be fighting it the second time with a compromised immune system and probably lung damage too. Your choice user

But your parents are still alive.

FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Someone should make a meme out of the Giotto tv ad
Café?Solo con Corona or Corona? Solo con Giotto

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youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw

Thread theme

Can we send some amphetamines to Arg user here so he can be the eternal baker of doomsday bread

4 NOTHING WRONG ME

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im on a truck, if im stuck in my cab I have enough deenz and spam and water to subsist for about 1 month

that pic is disgusting, where is the protein, I would kill myself in minecraft if I had to eat beans for a year

Slammed shut back in 2019 desu

Aging population and over saturated hospitals.
Forza, Italiani. Dio can

What are some good games to play now during this pandemic?

FYI that Ireland statistic should be way higher, there's already 5-10 cases in my town

another request for Italian-bros
can you provide me any links where to get stats on the cases?

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theyre boomers

Remember guys don’t touch your face, including mouth nose or eyes.

twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1235252608845197314

>Dead: 827 (+196)
>Recovered: 1045 (+41)

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Posting in legendary bread, what a day friends. I hope Corona-chan spares you all and God speed happening is a GO

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But you are still alive.

>Detected: 124,775
SHE'S GETTING STRONGER
ÁAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Italy +2,313 (+196)
Holy fuck

NORWAY UP TO 564 CASES WAS 200 2 days AGO

>tfw parents still give no fucks
Well, not even a hazmat suit will help me at this point.

Senility is terrifying, it’s also why all politicians should retire by 70

Italian's excellence

1 week, 2 at most

I got a real bad feeling about all this bros

All doctor and medfag students are about to get drafted to the front lines with close to no protective masks WW2 Stalingrad style

Time for you cocky faggots to earn your keep

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Bernie will will election after Biden dies on stage

That's actually pretty fucking bad, but not unexpected

Danke dir

it overwhelms services. we've been saying this for months.

WA anons

The governor Jay Inslee is doing a live press briefing right now. Does anyone have a link?

I heard it's all over tv right now.
>WA anons

>The governor Jay Inslee is doing a live press briefing right now. Does anyone have a link?

>I heard it's all over tv right now.

Be sure to space it out as much as you can user

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SHILL BITCHELL

How fast will it move in two weeks?

Pic Related

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Metro 2033 if you want to prepare for a life underground.

The corona panic is a coverup for the financial crisis of zero interest policies that goes on since almost a year

your bulk buying is a small handout to the grocery industry.

you are corporate pawns

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Wrong thread guy

What an (((ideal))) diet!

Please die and protect the sanity of Germany.

Boring reply from a boring person.
Probably a low effort troll. 0/10.

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Anonymous, do not make spreading of false informations

This is counterfeit news.

The Chinese peoples have this small situation beneath controls. China citizen who unrolling myths about locking downs and situation over there create panics. I hope the smart China official make dealings with peoples speaking of such tales.

Here in The United States we have no reason for concerning so you should erase this submission. Chinese government is wise like 1000 year old fish so they knows what best. Enough problems here in our country for worry about Chinese. I am drinking a Budweiser and relaks. Super Ball was good game. My favorite team win! : D

By declaring a pandemic, certain laws as it pertains to “free movement” are now enacted.
Also, this removes much liability. Basically an “inshallah” or jubilee moment.

italy is one of the largest tourist destinations.

Probably.
and also, good.

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OK. It will happen, and by the time that happens it will have many more than 10,000 dead.

Why are you surprised? China lied about how bad it is from day 1. Now we are being shown the truth we already knew.

Dollar general bags are some of the best defense: youtube.com/watch?v=PynXYF0x1QY

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Good thing I have no skills whatsoever.

I WORK IN A MAJOR PUBLIC OFFICE AND I HAVE JUST BEEN CALLED OFF WORK FOR THE REST OF MARCH

ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING

Easy, everyone who could've died from coronavirus died. And now the rest are "recovering" from their mild symptoms. They had the crematories running 24/7 at its peak. Its down to manageable level now that they don't need as many ICUs.

Pastas are hyper social, they are always outside, talking to each other, kissing, hugging.

Also they have a LOT of chinks working in sweatshops for clothes.

Combine those two factors and Italy is a lot worse than China, where chinks are at least anti-social as fuck.

youtu.be/t6zhuFAoC6Y
thread theme

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When he dies he'll finally be a good communist

Based. Fuck doctors and fuck nurses.

literally what happened in Wuhan, but without the bullshit numbers

go to google trends and lookup "shortness of breath". check hotspots.
>jew york is kill
>seattle is kill
>san jose is kill

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Ten little mutts standin' in a line,
One coughed up his lungs and then there were nine;

Nine little mutty boys swingin' a state,
One voted Bernie and then there were eight.

Eight little Mutty boys praying to heaven.
One went to Mike Pence and then there were seven;

Seven little Mutty boys gathering some sticks,
One didn't prep and then there were six.

Six little Mutty boys all alive,
One kicked the bucket and then there were five;

Five little Mutty boys on a bunker door,
One tumbled in and then there were four.

Four little Mutty boys infecting on a spree,
One got tested and then there were three;

Three little mutty saying "just the flu",
One was a boomer and then there were two

Two little Mutty boys looting with a gun,
One shot t'other and then there was one;

One little mutty boy his storage was gone.,
He starved and then there were none.

>how can they lie about closing hospitals they built in 10 days
????

>Go home and spend the last days with your loved ones.
Nah, it will take months or so.

hell no french user, our gov isnt doing shit and not reporting cases

HOT OFF THE PRESSES.
East Coast is ready for devastation.
Califags are fucked.

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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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It'll be fine.

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I hope everyone dies of this virus.

do i need to replace the storage rack yearly

THIS IS AMERICA

Which town are you in lad?

Don't do this. Let the world die.

Because most of them probably weren't even built in the first place.

feels good having fatalist parents

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STOP EDUCATING THESE FUCKERS
>STOP EDUCATING THESE FUCKERS
STOP EDUCATING THESE FUCKERS
>STOP EDUCATING THESE FUCKERS

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Stop hyping up coming epidemic intimidate your family.
You sound lunatic and scare your loved ones. please. Your family is very worried. Please take medicine calm yourself down. If you swallow the pill, you will not regret it. You have to calm down not fall into crisis.
Things are under control. We need relax and enjoy the life, shall we? You worry that the virus is meaningless to your loved ones, they will be as crazy as you. Just like the Ebola, nothing happens. For your family, please calm down.
You're talking nonsense. We are all safe. Your friends, family are scared. It is time to calm down. understand?
You need to listen.
You make people worry.
You are intimidating your entire family, friend and neighbor.
You must relax.
China has the cure. People recovering.
Calm down now!
Consider your loved ones. You are scaring, why? Yas Forums rumors?
It's time to calm down. It's going to be okay. China is big country all everything under control.
All is under control
Stop alarming the loved ones their final day should be ones of joy.
All is good, China has control, Quarantine is success.
Stop behaving like Maniac.

Kiro Radio, My Northwest dot com

We're gonna need the drawfags to create a newer version at 150K official cases

user, they're executing the infected...

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>still only kills boomers
>can't just blame fake china statistics anymore
happening cancelled

That's like 200m people dying if all of China got ass fucked which is what we are predicting this virus to be capable of

>124905 infected
>4585 deaths worldwide
Stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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All Wuhan chinks are dead

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closing???? they're fucking colapsing on themselfs

they didn't close any hospitals in wuhan retard. you fell for click bait retardation, which can be forgiven because you are a retard after all. they only 'closed' a fucking health center or gym that had been converted into an emergency hospital to house patients and then those patients got transferred to the newly built hospital to die.

They just cremated everyone that might be infected. Only thing that makes sense.

My UPS man just coofed all over my survival shit that he dropped off. I can go through it with gloved, but I'm afraid my dog was too close. I don't know if was fucking with me, or what, because I usually help him but didn't this time. It was a lot of shit and heavy

Whut the fuck do I do bros? Was he really infected? Will the dog be okay?

>all normies getting infected in their social events
>while NEET me watches the happening as I eat my tendies

Based Corona-Chan kill all the normies

three days max, I'm going to try to refill tomorrow and I'm planning to do a 2 days fast each week
I'm a retard so I don't know what to buy, I think i'll go for canned food, oats, pasta, nuts, lentils and beans; got my vitd3 already

Gotta love Yas Forums larping as expert virologists.

don't you?

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So you're saying it's an absolute shit show fire and brimstone type shit going on over there right now?

4 new cases here coinfirmed
twitter.com/MZ_GOV_PL/status/1237790884726480898

>How fast will it move in two weeks?
It's already there.
That's how fast.

Let me explain to you how a communist country works:
>terrible in general
>unbelievably good in a crisis
Chernobyl was only contained because of communism. If it happened in a capitalist country, the world would cease to exist.

During communism the government can literally enact ANY measure it can imagine and the entire country is focused on finding out what those measures should be and directing all resources to them. The chinks mobilized millions of people to sterilize Wuhan, locked people in their own houses (it's communism - nobody cares about muh gdp). They also straight up condemned people to die inside their apartments, because yeh, it's communism, ANY measure is acceptable.

So it's totally reasonable they managed to control it.

FAGGOT
VIRUS

You're going to be suffering from pneumonia so you can't play vidya anyway. Why not put that GPU to use?

You got cases yet?

There will never be a vaccine to this shit.

go coof somewhere else chink

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>wake me up when a US state goes into quarantine. until then
we will call you back sunday then

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Not enough data that you get immunity. It's the biggest threat and why governments are doing crazy measures.

>senators, department secretaries and the president are probably infected
Im going to celebrate when these boomer shittards die

Thank you

Is this how the 'beta uprising' starts?

>He doesn't know about the Flu shots or the Oven Hospitals or the Underground Resting Chambers

Fuck me

When did the Virus hit the U.S.?
How many infected now?
what is the rate?

As in the days of Noah user. I dont think man had any part to play in this anymore.

Water treatment plants have not gone off line, even in china. No need to stock water

>3. they are dead so no point in having them open

They decommissioned the hospitals because they sent everyone home. They sent everyone home because they gave up on containment and just planned on letting people go to work sick until it burned through the population.

You don't need hospitals when you aren't trying to contain or treat it.

I can't understand what these retarded niggers are saying

>sipping on a Corona while watching the worlds economy collapse

Sneed!

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Yea, they were a little late to the game.

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>"stop touching your face"
>tfw have trichotillomania
>tfw have asthma
AAAAaaaaa

Closing hospitals, but opening mass graves and incinerators

Metro 2033 or the first Division.

theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/03/irans-coronavirus-problem-lot-worse-it-seems/607663/

how's that nothingburger taste?

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spray it over with anti bact spray, and leave it out in the sun for a while

>Phase 3 is literally waving the white flag.
God I hate my country sometimes.
Here's hoping phase 2 lasts as long as possible.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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Blah blah blah. Something something, this faggot little virus won't cause a pan...
...oh, bugger.

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Okay so it's actually still chaos over there even though Xi visited Wuhan and they're bragging about it being under control?

JUST THE FLU BRO

I live alone and I can't stop coughing. I feel miserable.

RIP BOEING

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TRUMP TO ADDRESS NATION TONIGHT
>President Trump might address the nation tonight from the Oval Office, it would be about the coronavirus - WaPo

"just a cold, keep going to work loyal citizens"

1 month if you're trying really hard

3.6% is a MASSIVE global death rate, you fat retard

I tabulated my calories a while back. Three months of /comfy/. Some time longer if /notsocomfy/.

>shills are waking up

>(((vegetable oil)))
No.

They just don't believe it's something serious.
I guess they will need a food shortage like in commie times to actually wake up.

Well Wuhan has around 11 million people. IT would be mean they had around 200,000 deaths there. Which was actually in line with the leaked numbers. They were able to contain it pretty well so I don't think all of China got affected.

Yeh, probably.

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>first your factories then your universities thank you gweilo

oh my
I need that Corona with 0 infected

What do you guys have to do inside your house when the quarantine kicks in?
>PS4 Pro + PSVR
>PS Vita I haven't touched in years
>gaming laptop worth 3k
>Kindle
>Galaxy S10
>treadmill too small to run on
>rusty old rowing machine
>pull up bar
>resistance bands up to 100 pounds
>5W solar panel to charge them in power outage
>bunch of pens and paper to draw with
>lots of guns to larp with and clean
Kind of want a pocket pussy but still too embarassed to buy one

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The nhs in the U.K. is going to be ass raped by the corona virus....

I was in hospital the other night, and the doctor who examined me for food poisoning was meant to send my paper work to my local GP (general practitioner) to inform them off their assessment and to send my stool sample off to be tested when I bring it in....

Went into my GP practice with my stool sample, and apparently they have heard nothing from the hospital doctor, and he even gave me the wrong test tube for my stool sample...

It’s not that our nhs is under funded they are just incompetent.

Also the absolute state of niggers demanding to be seen right away when they are perfectly fine arguing with the receptionists.

>his country doesn't have a COVID-19 data dashboard

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...

Yes get holes in your lungs now before it stops being cool

Damn that's bad. I think my country will handle it as bad as them....
The world is fucked

what the fuck

Not ones that jump to humans from animals with this rate of human to human infection. Read up on Hanta virus, it is making the jump, but it will be decades before humans spread it among themselves.

>Those numerals

Thanks Mr teethpaste

It was estimated that nearly half of Wuhan escaped before the quarantine. By our estimates the entire country should be burning by now

now the entire southern cone is on fire.

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SHUT DOWN ALL BORDERS
CLOSE DOWN ALL SCHOOLS AND UNIVERSITIES
DECLARE MARTIAL LAW ALL CROSS EUROPE
DO NOT LET ANYONE GO OUTSIDE
BLOW UP THE BRIDGES AND RAILWAYS

PEOPLE WHO REPLY TO THIS WITHOUT GETTING DOUBLES OR HIGHER WILL DIE FROM CORONA
TAKE YOUR CHANCES

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lol yeah I wonder why

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>Conveniently ignoring the recoveries
>"B-But muh reinfection! B-Based Corona-chan!"
This is why nobody takes you seriously

solitude and loneliness

GODDAMN CHINKS

FUCK THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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8 lbs of salt lol. Yeah okay. I doubt they won the science fair.

OH SHIIT ITALIAN NUMBERS AGAIN LIKE YESTERDAY

I WAS WAITING FOR THE NUMBERS FROM ITALY TODAY , JUST WHAT I EXPECTED

IT'S GETTING WORST


200 DEATHS FROM THE FLU IN ONE SINGLE DAY IN ONLY 1 COUNTRY


HMMMMM BAT DELICIA

>A 90 YEAR OLD DIED DOOOD

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not communism or gdp, but "muh rights" bullshit in the western world, where a single individual thinks he's more important then all his fellow countrymen because "democracy"

>US cases double
Wasn't that because of the Diamond Princess coming in?

There’s about 1,000 people in my office. I might tell my boss that I’m not coming in and will be working at home indefinitely. There’s probably viron clouds blowing all around here.

>that hand
my sides

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thx, as always!

delfi.lv/news/arzemes/zviedrija-ziemelvalstis-pirmais-naves-gadijums-no-covid-19.d?id=51956819

Use google translate
>first death in sweden
>first death in sweden

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IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOWN

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In the laziest way possible.
Truly in NEET style.

Not yet but Corona-chan is very very close, Argentina, Brazil and Paraguay all have confirmed cases already, it's only a matter of time.

>he believes CCP propaganda
nigger you can't be this dumb? over 100 million people on lock down still to this day and you believe propaganda recordings such as the one where Chinese people literally yelled out the word 'fake' over and over

My computer and a stack of physical books.
What more could a person need?
Oh and make use of your computer now by doing Folding@home they are working on Corona-chan now
foldingathome.org/

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Is there any way to safety clean my PPE gear after i come home?

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-------------Breaking im from the future-------
-------2 months from now-------

Are you guys still talking about this there has only be 200k dead

ᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖ

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they locked down 700 million people down for a month, 85% of flights shut down, all trucking shut down, all factories shut down, they had military blockade of entire cities of tens of millions with mandatory quarantine of everybody therein for 2 months straight

they flew in 50,000 doctors into infected zones and built hospitals in 10 days

they had quarantine buildings designed to keep infected inside until they died

they had incinerators going 24/7 and mass grave fire pits

that is what is required to contain this virus, and that is if you believe they were successful

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you will be 90 soon enough

Everything's going to shit, live entertainment may be permanently gone. Women may become a commodity and you're thinking whether or not to buy something extra? Just go for it man.

Iran literally does not believe in quarantine and their religion means they're constantly licking the same surface every day.

They went to the US and Europe. Why do you think the outbreak is happening there right now? lmao Coronavirus didn't just take a plane by itself.

>CHINA +36 TODAY

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

You must construct additional GDPylons.

3min

rtve.es/noticias/20200311/mapa-del-coronavirus-espana/2004681.shtml

>Just a Flu

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Hegel's entire work, some more books and a skipping rope

>libtards drop like flies
>Drumpf dies for the virus

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R O L L
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L
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youtu.be/fuKDBPw8wQA

actual thread theme

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I'd really like to know who drew these

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UT 2004

LARGE SCALE OUTBREAK WITHIN WEEKS
IMPACT COMPARABLE TO A MAJOR EARTHQUAKE

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>WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
i declared it way earlier than these worthless failed abortions

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to be fair it takes ages until you're officially "recovered"

in case you actually recover (possibility of reinfection)

>10% recovered
FUCK

yeah dude, she agrees with yah.

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based.

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Norway at 568, suck it Swenanons and Danebros

Oh but it's not my man. Where do you think most American nothingburgers come from? I'll give you a hint: Our political right. Now that I've been more clear allow me to move to my next point:
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Some boomer cunt got out his calculator today to work out what percentage of the UK is infected right now so he could compare that with the flu. Fucking mong.

Hope he enjoys fighting for tins of beans while I'll be sat on my throne of toilet rolls playing Crusader Kings II.

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Do we buy Boeing stock???

this is it. the end of society as we know it. reset

There is no redemption for people like him.

>Detected: 124,775
so actual number is at least above million if not pushing two

wow first death in sweden open the burn pits lads

its just another useless chronicaly diseased boomer.
The only reason you people shit your hazmat suits is because you know that you are useless and chronicaly diseased too and that your shitty genes would be weeded out by nature if we would let nature have its way.

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Has the WHO declared pandemic before?

>He hasn't already prepped
Oh no no n-HAHAHAHAHA

Ok, it was a pandemic.

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Fuck! Everything is shutting down here...

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Let me die

>he doesn't know about the corona coaster and corona masturbation machine
kek, fucking normalfag

M8, you country just let thousands of refugees who passed through pozz center in Iran to cross your entire country.

I saw a torrent with it translated yesterday,have to play

*breathes in*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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A lot of books, and my guitar. And my piano till the power goes.

Feels pretty good. I'm ready to see this to the end.

Red zones now a possibility in norway, we're rapidly approaching 1k cases. now at 569 cases

>Tomoko smells like ass
That's why she's so sexy

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Good. Everything HAS to shut down.

Guys how many g of vitamin C should I take daily? I am takin 2g daily, is that enough?

>based bobo had to do it to em

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OH SHIT WE'VE PASSED THE 5% MARK
AND THERE'S NO SIGN OF STOPPING
CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON

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I'll take the risk

sweet release

digits and u die and others live

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>China has never lied to the rest of the world
>Was big news people in the background were shouting out how it was all fake
>Despite this being an offence that meant execution
Those people knew the government was leaving them to die a slow painful death so they finally decided to spite them.

source

I really want to fuck her in the hospital bed but I don't want to get Corona-chan. Its a tough decision

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> ᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖᶠᵃᵖ
What did he mean by this?

I don't understand all the preppers talking about the vidya consoles and electronic jews they have
won't the power network collapse too?

As long as the power grid and internet stay up and my toilet still flushes, I don't think much will change

yawn...

I had a literal fucking stroke trying to decipher what the fuck you were saying; learn how to speak English coherently before you try to shill, faggot

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GIVE ME DEATH

Safe

she cute tho

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where can i
find this ?

Fucking never.
This is literally a first in the history books.

>This is biowarfare gone wrong. Isn't it?
It's certainly man-made, and it is certainly from the Wuhan BioLab, and the research being done on creating these viruses was probably for both bioweapons and vaccine research (China had a very valid reason for looking at the bat coronavirus which was in their own back yard).

Imagine falling for globalist propaganda hook line and sinker. The (((media))) pushes panics and scared little losers eat right out of their hands. Globalists want more borders and laws to break down all in the name of sharing data, medical supplies and vaccines. I personally always stayed prepared for any contingency, but intentionally telling others that this is some sort of world ending happening is folly. Sorry your job sucks and life is boring. Unfortunately, you'll more likely die in a car crash or old age before. The current system will continue unchanged into the forseeable future just from inertia.

It takes about 4 weeks to completely clear the virus though, so that's not unexpected.

They finally gave us our pandemic, about god damn time!
Cheers to you corona-chan!

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Why would it? lol

i'm going to DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

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at least the internet isnt shutting do

>The virgin corona 2% rate vs the chad anthrax 80% rate
This pathetic virus never had a chance

How long before more active cases than cured cases? that seems like a new goal.

he even has the blutooth in ear

The fact that Trumptards think this slick haired idiot is some authority on epidemics is proof that Trump needs to gtfo

Rolling.

Vietnam is based.

youtube.com/watch?v=xZbKHDPPrrc

nice

Polanon drew them. They're Yas Forums originals.

Well, she's big now!

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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME A PANDEMIC WAS GONNA ROLL ME
I AINT THE BEST PREPPER IN THE SHED
HE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB
WITH HIS HONEY AND HIS TUB OF MACARONI WITH NO LEAD.
WELL
THE CASES START COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING

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What's based is that we get to witness this shit, frontrow and /comfy/ as fuck. Seeing the normies scream and panic whilst chaos and anarchy ensues. Just feels so good to be right

Can Corona be transmitted in airborne non-droplet fashion?

Like can it be breathed in?

I DIDN'T DODGE THE OVENS TO DIE NOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anything that can't be charged by a solar powerbank is kill, fren.

>Globalists want more borders

try 1-2/g every few hours and see if you can work up to 10g/day
If you have GI issues lower the amount if not you may be able to go higher

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gone right*

no why would it
i china it doesn't either
in fact they need less oil and coal now because the power network has less stuff to supply and is thereby even more stable.

Sure many of them did but many of them also spread out throughout all of China. Why is the whole country not fucked?

Every trip outside you should do decontamination before you touch anything at your home, extra points if you have some extra bathroom which can be used for this purpose only, you can put ozone generator there so the room and your outside clothes+shoes will get decontamined over time.

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>seething at a bot

everyone manning the power stations will be dead

Al dente

White trash parade was canceled? Nice! Fuck China Town. How are there ni cases in that cesspool?

why is she getting assisted o2 she looks young?

For Estonia user here. Thanks. I checked the link.
Here is souce for others news.err.ee
Godspeed user. Thanks.

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Where my raiders bros at

Prepare those supplies for me retard preppers LOL

I am God

arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/f94c3c90da5b4e9f9a0b19484dd4bb14

It was made by the Department of Health and Social Care and should update within a couple of hours after each daily announcement

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

It is not the person in the replied being what is not correct 100%
Does you is homosexual.

JUST COF IN YOUR BOSS FACE HE WILL SEND EVERYONE HOME STRAIGHT AWAY

i live

Thigh Man, is that you?

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So now that it's "officially" a Pandemic, will people start taking it seriously? Little sheep faggots love to listen to authority, right?
Or are they going to keep laughing at anyone who is seen preparing until the very end? I'm trying to gauge when I can finally try to convince family to head out to my grandparents farm.

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Anxiety is through the roof lads. Left work early today and have no plans to return tomorrow or Friday. Doctor wrote me a script for 50 5mg diazepam.

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fucking sweden, always ruining good things. for example, they ruined sweden.

yella feva

What city do you think will go under lockdown first?