Brit/pol/ Rebuild The Empire Edition

>UK more nostalgic for empire than other ex-colonial powers
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/11/uk-more-nostalgic-for-empire-than-other-ex-colonial-powers

>Coronavirus confirmed as pandemic by World Health Organization
bbc.co.uk/news/world-51839944
>Coronavirus: UK-EU Brexit trade talks could be called off due to Covid-19 outbreak
lbcnews.co.uk/uk-news/coronavirus-uk-eu-brexit-trade-talks-covid-19/

>Coronavirus: Health minister Nadine Dorries tests positive
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51827356

>Prince Harry reveals his and Meghan Markle’s agony over Megxit in call to hoaxers posing as Greta Thunberg
thesun.co.uk/news/11144268/prince-harry-megxit-hoaxers-greta-thunberg/

>Government refusal to publish ‘characteristics’ research could be debated by MPs after 100,000 sign petition
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/grooming-gangs-review-petition-home-office-characteristics-research-debate-a9388746.html

>Brexit department officials scrambled to help coronavirus planning, as PM narrowly avoids humiliating Huawei defeat
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-news-live-coronavirus-huawei-brexit-trade-deal-eu-trump-latest-a9389416.html

>Heinz launch new beans and spaghetti hoops combination in the same can
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/heinz-launch-new-beans-spaghetti-21585385

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First for Kentish Lavender

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>How Nigel Farage Won Brexit
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are we still trying to take back Hong Kong?

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we should
good boi

I'm allergic to that muck, no thanks

never heard of a lavender allergy

are they quarantined?

Juden Raus!

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Not really sure if it's an allergy persay to be fair, i just struggle breathing around it and my skin gets red/blotchy whenever i touch it/lavander spray is sprayed around me.

Alri lad, how you getting along?

>"given the reputation it got you, given the hurt that it caused - do you now regret calling Cheri Blair, 'a rat in hag's clothing?"
>"no"
he's still got it lads

Can we deport all corona bat aids carriers to Germany please?

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Feeling it today lad, doing alright though, what about you?

Hello bongs!

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I like smelling and orange blossom

We haven’t even been trying to keep China at their word.

Like lavender or*

I think it's time reboot colonisation altogether. Start with the ching chongs after the china virus wipes out half of them.

I'm alright mate, got fuck all on you.
Hows the treatment going. Any chance you can give us a run down on symptoms, I don't mean the full blown ones you had that made you get help. The ones you suspected and ignored.
Help protect and educate the lads?

Rule Britannia! At least give the Commonwealth a kickstarter. Aw go on, it's budget day.

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i thought lavender was old lady smell, amirite?

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orange blossom's nice
smells like bubblegum imo

for anybody who wants to see how many corona cases are in your area

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made by Department of Health and Social Care and gets updated daily

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it's a nice herb for cooking and baking too

>Hows the treatment going
starting to get the side effects everyone warns you about, nothing too horrible though, constantly feeling cold/hot as fuck randomly right now.
>The ones you suspected and ignored
Fresh blood in stools, I assumed for the longest time it was just roids but turns out nope it was something else. QUICK weight loss despite not really being on a diet, assumed my motabolism was kicking in for whatever reason despite being in my late 20's, i've gone from 16 stone to 12 stone in a couple of months so that should've been a major sign really.
The thing that MADE me go and get help straight away was blood in vomit and constant stomach aches.

Godspeed fren

Oh no

Big help that mate, we need more lads putting out the symptoms tbf, many of us would do the same as you and just dismiss them.
My mate passed away 5 years ago from cancer, he had chronic indigestion and it turned out to not be indigestion.

You sleeping OK whilst on treatment?

all the best lad

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Goldman Sachs Swine or Chad Chancellor?

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cheers pal

>big company wide meeting
>company directly tied to global travel
>"yeah, we're fucked, new bookings are down to 40%, existing bookings getting cancelled but don't worry we have a big money pot and are a profitable business"
>"no redundancies but we're not going to replace any leavers (high employee turnover company)"

Wooo.

Not like I can even look for another job with things the way they are.

for real? stay safe man

Sorry to hear about your friend.
Nah, not sleeping great, went a solid 30 hours the other day without sleep, normally not an issue but it is when you're being constantly told to rest.
Thanks lad, that looks divine.
thank fren
yea, you too bud.

>not Bruce
Silly non-Anglo.

why did you leave me in the other thread with the anonamongs

you should but I doubt its going to happen

>1 case in my borough
lads...

>Nah, not sleeping great, went a solid 30 hours the other day without sleep, normally not an issue but it is when you're being constantly told to rest.

Same with my mate. We got him some top notch weed to help him rest/ sleep. Might be worth looking into if going without sleep becomes a pattern mate.
Got nothing but love for you la. You're gunna fuck this over!

lmao

some people say weed helps alleviate the chemo effects

so its all in the posh areas of london, fucking ski holidaying middle class wankers.

I had loads of blood in my stools on off for a period (enough to turn the water pink). Decided to see the doctor about it. Was just anal fissures but it eased my mind a bit.

I will say that the rectal examination is one of the most unpleasant things I've ever experienced (probably not helped by all the torn and inflamed tissue) . If women had to go through these they'd throw endless money at making the experience less horrible and there wouldn't be the whole "lol fingers up your arse lol lol" bullshit that makes something uncomfortable even worse.

How was work today lads?

Really fucking nervous about potentially being a spreader. Sudden intense fever over the weekend, needed two days off, came back to work today with a sore throat.

All signs pointed to it being a regular flu and 111 said I was so low risk and the symptoms didn't match do they didn't test me but I'm really uneasy. Can't self isolate without being identified as a risk unless I want to be fucked in terms of money.

If I now do get the muscle pains, the breathing issues etc....

Why couldn't they just make the tests unconditional drive by things?

Yea I read that and cannabis oil can reduce the growth of the cancer. Ended up on a suspended sentence for trying to to get it into the country, 10/10 would do it again.

You sound like a good pal lad.

based
fuck the council

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The Yas Forums cup is happening again lads who you want in , pic is the old roster.
Someone last time wanted are liz the Queen in goal instead of Calais. If she does ill get a fucking nigger brown crown for mutt duchess too.
Sajid Javid most likely out for Rishi Sunak,
Rory "skin flaps" Stewart is trying to replace Sadiq Khan as London mayor and could be relevant again
Theres also who should be gold (99 stats), since Boris probably earned his spot for >finally getting brexit fucking done over Goalposting
youtube.com/watch?v=cre0in5n-1E
got 5 in leeds near be, good, fuck leeds, full of immigrants

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are cummings lad

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put are mozza up the rear

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yall niggas be hella gay

sound

What did Morrissey mean by this?

3:25 onwards

youtube.com/watch?v=6aLMW6HIIT4

Lads ive been listening to Saint Harrisons stream with Daughter of Albion from a few days ago and she said she would date a funny fatty.
How do I learn to be funny?

err lads is anyone here?

living his best life

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Guy we're fucked mother works at a hospital and they all think its just the flu and only kills old people, they have masks there but she and no one else wears them, they don't know a thing about it nothing! nobody has been telling them anything.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CANZUK_International

Canada has done the most for this

everyone got the virus and is in quarantine

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Tenth person in Britain just died.

we have 2 threads for some reason

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