/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1896 - PANDEMIC EDITION

► Detected: 122,331 ► Died: 4,389

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

UK health minister tests positive
archive.vn/2iakF

4% of health workers infected in southern Netherlands
archive.is/5N86z

NHS to employ nursing students to tackle _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/WWsG2

New York to deploy National Guard
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>RESEARCH
Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

Virus affects blood circulation
archive.is/evvHT

Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
archive.is/E2CiO

29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
archive.is/zImUv

14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

>REMINDER
Wartime conditions in China
archive.is/YN0Cb

White House admits they lack tests
archive.is/mJkTy

China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
archive.is/2xlZf

Infection could reach 60% of world population
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210 dead in Iran, regime covers it up
archive.is/D7YcK

>LATEST CASES
13:41: 6 new cases in Colombia.
13:37: 2 new cases in Poland.
13:17: 121 new cases and 1 new death in the Netherlands.
13:10: 9 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
13:01: 30 new cases in Sweden.
12:58: 4 new cases in Iceland.
12:49: 48 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.

>MORE
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BREAKING NEWS: ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION DEPARTMENT REPORTS:

2313 NEW CASES AND 196 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 12.462 CASES AND 827 DEATHS
>2313 NEW CASES AND 196 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 12.462 CASES AND 827 DEATHS
2313 NEW CASES AND 196 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 12.462 CASES AND 827 DEATHS
>2313 NEW CASES AND 196 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 12.462 CASES AND 827 DEATHS
2313 NEW CASES AND 196 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 12.462 CASES AND 827 DEATHS
>2313 NEW CASES AND 196 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 12.462 CASES AND 827 DEATHS
2313 NEW CASES AND 196 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 12.462 CASES AND 827 DEATHS
>2313 NEW CASES AND 196 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 12.462 CASES AND 827 DEATHS

PEOPLE IN ICU AGE IN LOMBARDY:
20% 75+
38% 65-74
32% 50-64
9% 25-49
1% 18-24

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>LATEST CHANGES
China +36 (+22) Iran +958 (+63) Spain +493 (+13) Germany +288 (+1) USA +22 (+1) Switzerland +155 (+1) Japan +52 (+3) Netherlands +121 (+1) Sweden +122 (+1) Belgium +47 (+3) Lebanon +9 (+1) Indonesia +7 (+1) Ireland (+1) Albania +2 (+1) Panama +7 (+1) Bulgaria (+1) S. Korea +242 Norway +73 UK +73 Denmark +78 Qatar +238 Austria +64 Bahrain +79 Singapore +12 Malaysia +20 Australia +11 H. Kong +5 Canada +4 Greece +10 Iceland +4 Israel +4 Czechia +12 Kuwait +3 Egypt +1 Thailand +6 Finland +19 Portugal +18 Slovenia +23 Philippines +16 Taiwan +1 Vietnam +4 Romania +8 Brazil +1 Palestine +1 Poland +5 Georgia +1 S. Arabia +1 Croatia +1 Hungary +1 S. Africa +6 Serbia +7 Brunei +5 Latvia +2 Slovakia +3 Colombia +6 Mexico +1 Maldives +2 Afghanistan +2 Tunisia +1 Cyprus +4 Malta +1 Morocco +2 Paraguay +3 S. Lanka +1 Honduras +2 Réunion +1 Total +3,407 (+115)

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>heres your dax bro

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,790 (3,158) ► International 41,541 (1,231): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (60) Spain 2,188 (49) Germany 1,853 (3) France 1,784 (33) USA 1,016 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 639 (15) Netherlands 503 (5) Sweden 477 (1) UK 456 (6) Belgium 314 (3) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 126 (3) Canada 99 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Ireland 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 12 (1) Panama 8 (1) Bulgaria 6 (1) Morocco 5 (1) Norway 473 Denmark 340 Qatar 262 Austria 246 Bahrain 189 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 99 Iceland 85 Israel 79 Czechia 75 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 India 62 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Vietnam 38 Romania 37 Brazil 35 Palestine 30 Poland 27 Georgia 24 S. Arabia 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Chile 17 Croatia 16 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Brunei 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Slovakia 10 Belarus 9 Colombia 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Tunisia 7 Bosnia 7 Cyprus 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Jamaica 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

I did all that was in my power that I could have done within reason. For the past two and a half months I was a raving lunatic both to my family and my friends, every time we gathered I tried telling them about the potential danger of this thing and what it could cause both to people, the economy and the infrastructure... but they all shrugged and laughed it off. I went above and beyond when it came to warning people about this thing, I went above and beyond both in terms of verbal advice and in terms of leading by example. Therefore my conscience is clear, I do not regret doing anything I have done so far. Now all that I feel is left up to me is to sit and wait for things to unravel in whichever way they please. My conscience is clear and from now on whatever happens happens and I will deal with it as I go along, one step at a time...

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Did anyone sound the nuclear alarms yet?

JUST A FLU BROOOO

Was china confirmed to be killing people with the virus?

Post songs appropriate for this happening.
youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs

jannies, mods, and hiro. pls give Yas Forums 500 thread bump limit.

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Thanks based argieanon for dedication

They are finally telling italians to wear masks but only if you are at work and can't keep your distance, way too fucking late.

196 DEATHS IN ITALY TODAY
OVER 2000 MORE INFECTED
LITTLE OVER 40 RECOVERED

>2313 NEW CASES AND 196 NEW DEATHS

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Rate my PrEP boys

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>1896 THREADS FOR A FUCKING FLU

Everybody calm down.

>120,000 cases
Yo bros what the actual fuck? Last I checked the cases were in the 60,000 range. Is this shit actually growing exponentially? Fuck I might actually have to start prepping

ITALY IS DONE
SPAIN IS COMING NEXT

I WANT OFF

KIMMY IS FLEEING BEST KOREA
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WE /pandemic/ NAO

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Any user have that link with the Italian doctor's saying they have to chose who to let die?

It's over, exponential was not a meme
It is sad to hear"just a flu" serbanon. We do what we can and strap in for a ride.

This virus is starting to piss me off more and more everyday.

All my friends are moving back home from college this semester so I can’t go to anymore parties and work on my social skills (and talking with women)

And they just canceled E3. What the fuck.

Italy is kill
We will miss you, pasta niggers

Great, now that we're at pandemic level, anyone have some headlines I can use to happeningpill the uninformed with?

Bought me some spear points all geared up now

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THEY TOLD THE TRUTH
NOW EVERYONE HAS TO DO IT
EUROPA IS DEAD!
BABA VANGA FORESEE IT!

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youtube.com/watch?v=jlxmKsTvcLg

ITS REAL
HOLY SHIT!!!
FUCKING HELL

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>2313 NEW CASES AND 196 NEW DEATHS
this can´t be real.... right?

800 thread bump limit

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>2,313 new cases and 196 new deaths in Italy. About 600 new cases can be ascribed to the previous day's delay in reporting

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

2,313 new cases and 196 new deaths in Italy. About 600 new cases can be ascribed to the previous day's delay in reporting

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

,313 new cases and 196 new deaths in Italy. About 600 new cases can be ascribed to the previous day's delay in reporting

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38 cases total now in Vietnam

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Post feet again

Are you the Macaco bro from cvg #1112? I hijacked the threads and made #1111 then gave them back to you ;). Kiss me

How are people supposed to wear the masks if Chinese bought all of them two months ago?

Coof pride, worldwide

Thread theme

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The Greater Depression incoming

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Why did it take so long WHO? Why did you condemn possibly hundreds of thousands to die?

ICU getting younger

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Ok its a pandemic, do i still need to go to wagecuck?

>OMG ITS A PANDEMIC!!!!
shut the fuck up

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Bros what kind of food should I stock up on?
Please respond

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twitter.com/fxmacro/status/1237788121024135169
Italy gains 2000 cases in one day

>just a flu
Not according to WHO

Yas Forums was right agein

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There are plenty of masks around, you can even make your own.

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Remembered I had a bunch of shitty dollar tree masks and brought them out. Decorated this cheeky ass mask and wore it to school with some blue nitrile gloves. Reactions were funny as shit. Can’t wait to see reactions after class right now. Shout out to that one user that brought up this idea its f uckking hilarious

Update: school official told me to take it off or risk suspension

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>Try to put a fucking KPOP band at the Rodeo
>It gets cancelled

What the fuck did they expect?

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youtube.com/watch?v=hGUszGfNUG8

So if they come out with a vaccine are you gonna be a government lab rat and get one?

>are willing to say some Countries aren't doing enough
>'well if you're willing to say that, name them'
>uhhh welll uhhh they know who they are
>they are the ones that fund WHO

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>mfw the niggers in NC probably still have no idea
Geels good to be rual.

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>pile of shit on the ground

Lmao. There's no way this chick has a boyfriend that isn't a simp.

What’s the best gun to buy right now?

GOVERNMENTS ONLY TESTING TRAVELERS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

END SANCTUARIES AND END OPEN BORDERS OR SHE'LL GROW PAST ONE MILLION!

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There is nothing to eat.....

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING, IM CONSTANTLY COOMING
I CANT STOP COOMING
HELP

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these threads are moving so fast that nobody will notice that I am literally gay, I just love cock bros

This

ITALY +2,313 NEW CASES
>ITALY +2,313 NEW CASES

ITALY +2,313 NEW CASES
>ITALY +2,313 NEW CASES

ITALY +2,313 NEW CASES
>ITALY +2,313 NEW CASES

ITALY +2,313 NEW CASES
>ITALY +2,313 NEW CASES

ITALY +2,313 NEW CASES
>ITALY +2,313 NEW CASES

ITALY +2,313 NEW CASES
>ITALY +2,313 NEW CASES

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Who else prepped and ready?

Ok Nurgle worshippers, explain this to me:

How come infection rates seem to explode in place with functional healthcare systems and more or less hygienic population but you hear absolutely nothing from places with barely any healthcare and dirt everywhere? Like Africa or India.

SHUT THE FUCK UP BOOMER

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Everything is fine, just go clubbing.

The problem here is that 2008 never went all the way down like it should have.

Yes, can you drive death trucks?

>cheerleading for this boomer
Shut the fuck up

HAHAHAHAHAHA
C O P E
O
P
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THANK YOU CHINA FOR PRODIVING US WITH A HAPPENING

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12 gauge dont listen to anyone else

AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY COPE

how many dead? I heard 198

Biden and Bernie will get the virus within 2 months

I wouldn't laugh at others, specially when in USA you have to pay to get tested.

Rice, beans, water, canned goods that last along time

Same here man.
As the saying goes: "wash your hands", you have done your part and now the situation is none of your concern or your doing. What will happen will happen.

So hypothetically speaking, if one had some parts for his weapon that enables it to fire full SEMI automatically, would now be the time to install those parts, if he had them of course...

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faggot

Even the WHO laugh at just-a-flu faggots

What's safer, crypto or fiat? Do I sell or go all in? Gold and other memes not an option.

I feel you. Warned family, employees, and friends. Luckily my wife and children are on board for the whole thing. Self quarantine wouldn't work if they didnt participate. Now Seattle and other towns near are starting to show clear signs of the pandemic. It's too late to warn anybody now.

is north korea more of a wasteland now?

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>200 more dead people in Italy in the last 24 hours
fuck me, what the hell is going on there

why do you retards actually go to twitter tho?

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>actually growing exponentially
Yes.

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RURAL RETARD NC user

It's waaay too late for that

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

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FUCKING CHINKS RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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Nice

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>About 600 new cases can be ascribed to the previous day's delay in reporting

>About 600 new cases can be ascribed to the previous day's delay in reporting

It a huge number because there's extra numbers from yesterday that didn't make it.

Will we ever learn of China's new numbers? On one hand I assume that it's an absolute shit show over there yet on the other they are shutting down their temporary hospitals in Wuhan and seemingly recovering. Will this thing flatten out globally within the course of a few months?

jesus, the burgers unironicly might nuke italy at this point.

heading towards the 200ma on the weekly lads!

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HAHAHAHAAHAH
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT BRASIL?

>don't have access to toilets
>somehow should have access to advanced microbiology testing facilities

Anything really, hard Togo wrong with a shotgun or cheap AR

Still in the first stage of grief. Dont wven blame him anymore.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/
LOOK IT UP FUCKING SHITSKIN

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PRIDE

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ITALY NOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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Time to play comfy Civ 5, cya later niggers

Oh, would you look at that..

I guess opening all those borders and refugees welcome signs really helped.

I wonder (((who))) is going to spearhead the vaccine program...
I wonder where it'll be deployed.

This is biological warfare, and no one is awake enough to see it.

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HIT IT!
youtu.be/BW2k9R6EtHk

she´s (ourgirl)
>bitchute.com/video/eVF5ce10ltlJ/

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>he “works” on his social skills
>he thinks he will do anything with a woman besides be coofed on
>he thinks he will even have another semester

Wew

>1% 18-24
>9% 25-49
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>IT JUST KILLS BOOMERS BTFO

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That's SARS-1 but still relevant.

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Faggots get thrown into the volcano.....

You are witnessing the full power of Corona-chan without Chinese propaganda. Expect all of Europe and the US to be about the same.

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>EUROPA IS DEAD!
NO DUDE THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING, NOW WE CAN LIVE!

SHE NEEDS BIGGER TITS NOW

Yesterday was missing some cases 'cause lab test's were late and were added to today's tally.

How's the virus doing in China? why haven't we seen any updates or video from Wuhan in like a month? are they all dead?

I've never liked Polish milk. Any plans to organize your stash?

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Our health minister refused to tell the age of the confirmed man, what does it mean? are we fucked?

>5000+ people that attended religious gathering last week are now suspected with the virus

Fucking hell, how did this get past my goverment?

over heard the doctor in the walk in clinic here tell one old man that showed up to be tested
>i see no signs you would have it
>its just a flu
>go home and rest, give it two weeks


WHAT THE FUCK
to think i just went to get an annual check up and some blood tests for my wellness and test.

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The situation here might be dire but its still much better than Iran

this boomer is probably doing wonders for my short positions lel

Safer than any citynigger will be.

I hope Corona Chan doesn’t take a summer vacation. It feels really good to see boomers and normieburgers die in mass.

Well pretty sure it's a guy so

INTARDESTING

Toilet rolls. They are edible so you can wipe anus and also eat them

READ THIS YOU FUCKING NIGGER
READ IT AND UNDERSTAND YOU FUCKING DUMB NORMALFAG NIGGER KILL YOURSELF

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places with no healthcare have no systems in place to detect the spread of diseases

>full SEMI automatically
what

seems typical
Our system is completely out of surgical masks and N95s got taken out of our supply rooms since we don't have enough to go around. If you need one we have to call and justify the use for it then they'll bring you a single mask.
Management says they've ordered more, but talking to one of the supply guys it's a "We don't even have an estimate for when or if we'll get a new shipment of masks"

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any news about development in, say, Africa? Middle eastern refugee camps? South America?
all those shitholes packed to the brim with barely any medical infrastructure?

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saved, thanks user

It's sad, the saddest thing of all is the same people who were pushing the "just a flu" narrative are the same ones who are pushing the "masks don't work" narrative now

The time has finally come to buckle in, buckaroos

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and we are their neighbors, we'll get absolutely fucked

My campus just emailed us that we're gonna use online learning for only two weeks directly after spring break. I'm not really sure what that'll solve especially because we already have another full week to go before the break even begins.
How fucked is my campus for not closing indefinitely?

First CoronaVirus case in my city
ITS OVER

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HOLY FUCK

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Absolutely, this is why you should leave Idlib alone fucker

> Norway +73
it's + 212 since yesterday.

THE 7 DEADLY SINS ARE PROMINENT IN FACT OVERLY PROMINENT IN EVERY DAY MODERN SOCIETY
REPENT HAHAHAHAHHA

Actual Chinanons have said that everyone is forced to stay home or they get dragged off to quarantine camps so the streets are dead. It's far from fine over there.

12 gauge. 100%. Buy 00 buckshot for self defense and hunting. Birdshot for small game and slugs for big guys
>which is the best for the price?
Mossberg or Remington

because no one gets tested there faggot

Hail Nurgle!

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>► International 41,541 (1,231)
Calm down. Now is not the time for fear - that comes later. More threads than deaths outside China.

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HAHAHA
NOT MICHAEL KISSING IRELAND'S ASS

well apparently a lot of people in iran don't believe in medical science so they refused to cancel events and so on. that's probably why

If somehow we pull through will people still be trusting of chinks?

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...BUT THERE'S ALWAYS A POSITIVE SIDE TO EVERYTHING, RIGHT?

FIRST COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA WITH OVER 12,000 CASES CONFIRMED!
WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD PASTABROS!

CAMPIONI DEL MONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO

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well duh, iran isn't even trying to contain it

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We knew it was dangerous. What we are witnessing now is the Corona without the drastic quarantine.
We've closed the border in the nick of time I think. Slovenia is fucked though.

If we world does happen to recover from this, we will have less people living which will fix some of the world's problems, but also cause some new ones.

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Mostly people older than 50 so I don't care

OP please update Denmark to 442 confirmed

dr.dk/nyheder/indland/status-paa-coronavirus-lige-nu

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If no one touches (replies to) my comment, I can't get sick. Keep your grimy fingers off my post!

Very, stop going now. You're gonna have to be smarter than the average Amerimutt to survive the retardation of your peers.

They will rush it and the lab rats will die.

just a flu, bro

Does the 2300 new cases in Italy include the 'missing' ones from yesterday?

So instead of 900+2300 in the last two days it's more like 1500+1700

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>Russia now has 8 cases
Why so sudden? Were they waiting WHO to declare the pandemic or something to reveal the new numbers?

>white house doctors testifying said they'd need 2 billion masks, lowest case 600 million

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She does!

I don't think 125K or 150K is out. I think only 150K is confirmed drawn.

Based on Italy yes.

I'm in Elizabeth City, right next to that cluster in southeast VA.
My parents didn't listen to my warnings and still won't, my dad has been smoking for 30 years and my stepmom is obese and dealing with a huge cyst thing on her ovaries.
I'm a Christian so I'm not particularly worried about anything of this world but the combination of my parents and my best friend just going into radio static mode anytime I tried to warn them has got me pretty gloomy right now. Guess I'll just sit back and wait for medical martial law to be imposed.

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The Great Filter is upon us. Those that emerge from the dark age ahead of us will create a new, better civilization for humanity. What a grand opportunity we have.

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Should have closed the borders and nuked wuhan before it wasn't too late

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Basketball American Houston mayor and Mexican country thot judge will soon give press conference to cancel the Rodeo

pscp.tv/w/cTfCXTFEWUVYa3ZOV0F5amd8MU1ZR05rTm1rblhKd0MWy4WPNVZtW_3z1pFJMdpzOi_WDoang-D96i5L8jDX

just got an email from my doctor today
if you have corona symptoms, you aren’t allowed to enter hospital grounds without quarantined escort
even a mild cough

>asking whether inflationary or deflationary currency will be more valuable

>waaaahh I won’t have access to my man-child entertainment
Grow up

When or if it comes, it will be those same people who will panic and destroy before ultimately succumbing first.

>I must Q post
>COOF COOF
>COOF
>"Im not a boomer"
>COOF COOF
>"Trust the plan"
>COOF

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Wait until SHTF, local/federal governments are completely overwhelmed, and it's everyone for themselves. No one to stop you then ^_^

1 year. Fate of humanity on the line. The ring. Me. Coronavirus. Knocking its fucking head right off round 1.

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this girl really likes orange juice

I'm from Italy.
Yesterday a new law passed
basically you cannot go outside of your town.
You cannot meet people (cannot stay in the street with other two or more people unless it's your family)
Stores, bars and restaurant cannot be open later than 6 p.m.
Yesterday I've gone for a walk and the street were deserted, police everywhere, it was like a post apocalyptic scenario

Hee hee see u in hell puto

don't worry masjallah and all that

I would. Just in case. Obviously dont take it out of your house or do anything that will bring LE attention to your house, such as making posts on the internet like this

Based positivist pastaro shitposter

youtube.com/watch?v=_bgH2NdXju8

Yeah britbro you got it right

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I have some full manual spears

yeah

>We've closed the border in the nick of time I think. Slovenia is fucked though.
its over do you seriously think that enough people havent gotten through the net
all those thousands of "self qurantine" faggots most of which aren even abiding by it probably and some must be sick
its over user
it cannot be stopped anymore

They'll forget everything in a month or two if we survive through this. That's just the way normalfags are. They'll yearn to return to their normalfag torpor and stupor.

No they're not, they stuck by the quarantine, unlike fucking Italians who don't give a flying fuck and walk around like nothing is happening.

the doctors here in the public clinics do not seem to care. apparently just posting a sign that explains symptoms and what to do to cover yourself to prevent spreading is all they care about.

I have my money on Sweden to hit 1k first, out of Scandinavian countries.

>white robes
>emperor

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Because they're being paid off by China.

New Mexico has reported cases.

FULL BOOMER GENOCIDE NOW

ON NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>worldometers.info/coronavirus/
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OF ALL VIDEOGAME REALITYS
I NEVER EXPECTED PLAGUE INC TO BE THE ONE TO BECOME REALITY!!!
AHHHHHHH

4500+ deaths? wtf is going on dude yesterday was only 3k I SWEAR

Where dat map from?

I hope u kill yourself :)

If you are prepared you have nothing to fear, this is pure darwanism

We had 20 cases since 2 days ago though?

Based happeningbro. We warned them. We always warned them. They didn't listen. Now it's happening. Now it's happening.

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Bessemer City user, things will work out, also kind of christan but more spiritual.

God's Land will survive

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You did what you could, you even went above and beyond. You are clear of any fucking faggotry and thus have actually done more than what the fucking gubermints have. You are what some anons should look up into. Thank you for at least trying. Stay safe and godspeed

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Organize your preps and wash your cunt.

Give it a week before he's begging his followers to drop off water and TP at his house.

666 bump limit

Cup sizes are going to have to be logarithmic at this rate. She wont be able to stand up at 1 Million

Nigger it would still be +1700

>nytimes.com/interactive/2020/world/coronavirus-maps.html
Updates every 4-8 hours

Same one I've been posting so far

youtube.com/watch?v=6s1Jsz1lj1Y

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nytimes.com/interactive/2020/world/coronavirus-maps.html

>How many dead I heard 198

IN ONE DAY??

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>girl

They could have canceled it long ago. The fact they were trying to spread it with a KPOP team is fucking retarded.

Thanks a lot China.

We would've seen a big surge in hospital admissions by now, our system is small and we would easily notice something's fishy.

I took two bus trips today and people were repeatedly coughing behind me on both of them. My city has 0 confirmed cases but im still paranoid as shit

Not a great filter if it doesn't permanently end technological civilization. I'm afraid the worst is yet to come.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOORRRRR AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ITS END TIMES NIGGER! ROMAN FELL AGAIN! TGERE'S NO ESCAPE! PREPARE! NIT FOOD AND MIDS! PREPARE YOUR FUCKING GUNS
LET'S ALL LOVE LAIN

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I was going to test for a gun cert soon. My gun won't come in time. Fuck

In class now. This girl is handing out cookies for her speech. My will is waning. I might risk infection. Pray for me.

Oh? What's going on there? I haven't been following the situation in Sweden at all really.

I'm so happy I spend about 800 euros prepping.

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NUKE CHINA
>NUKE CHINA

NUKE CHINA
>NUKE CHINA

NUKE CHINA
>NUKE CHINA

WHO USING AI FOR TRACKING DISEASES

WE WERE FUCKED BY SKYNET

PANDEMIC

No, it was 4200 yesterday

new norwegian number is 489 cases

I await the tweet this fucker says this hasn't killed X people in the US yet.

the fourth turning is upon us.

yes user.

Yes.

Either this really isn't that bad or China somehow has some sort of cure or they're lying to the entire world. How would this be calming down in such a short period of time for them?

Are you managing your stress? Im shorrt of breath from panic this morning

Mmm... Sounds like a prelude to what's happening in China which is can't leave the house at all. I'd use what time you have left to buy anything you can.

open your borders they said

It will be fine they said

>Social life normie NPC

Get corona chan and die

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>9% 25-49
>1% 18-24
maybe we should have reacted back when china locked down 10% of the world's population

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youtube.com/watch?v=IQ5dSwqSv3s

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I require the 20,000 picture

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BASED

You too anons, stay safe and godspeed

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3 new cases in Croatia, we at 20 now.

Governor of Washington just said live it's not just a flu and is up to 10x more fatal than the flu.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Imprrssive

NUKE THE WORLD

>being American and a /nogunz/
1. what the fuck is your excuse
2. Mossberg Maverick 88

>all that boomer cope
Someone send this to him as I don't use the twitter

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How will Shitalians ever recover?

Welp,didnt knew that Biden stuff worked

Boomer here
imma hang on
Because I'm the bunker Dragon of the fambly - they look to me for info because I called this two months ago

My body is ready

>telling people to use something no longer available for purchase and quickly running out in the hospitals

.The death toll from the coronavirus in Italy has risen from 631 to 827 in a day, Reuters reports. At the same time, the total number of confirmed Covid-19 cases in the country rose by more than 2,000, from 10,149 on Tuesday to 12,462 today, it says.

What the actual fuck

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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the cookies are filled with her bulls semen.

Washington state about to be quarantined.

as in italy and the rest of western europe it took about 1 month for the disease to start spreading wildly
we are just one month behind them

this map doesn't have the case in east TN

E3 CANCELLED HAHAHAHHAHA
NO GAY SHIT FROM E CELEBS JUsT STRAIGHT VIDEOGAMES TRAILERS FUCK YEAH

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Post all the nothingburger posts

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wow this is soooo spooky to the average introverted Yas Forums NEET that never goes outside anyway

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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/cvg/ BTFO

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eastern European gov wont tell us the truth. We had 6 cases 1 death in 4 days and no patient zero case

youtube.com/watch?v=gVIOWkk3c0E

||
based

Yeah europe is fucked

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Can I suck it

>mfw one nonno is 93, the other is taking immunosuppressants and nonna has asthma and is a cancer survivor

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All of them

Would it be sketchy, to suit up (full suit, mask, goggles) and go downtown for pics or video? Not asking for you but when it hits the states

Sweden beats Norway and Denmark at anything. Jus look at Winter Olympics.

AAAAAEEEUUUAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH

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WHY STOP AT 2ND PLACE
CHINA HERE WE COOOOOOOMEEEEEE
POPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPO

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Hi can we stop this wild ride now?

the only excuse is too poor if you don't live in a cuck state

Ah jeez i dunno rick, there’s only 1,000 confirmed cases rick, it doesn’t seem like a big deal rick

Morty *burp* you idiot morty, it grows exponentially morty, we’re facing total collapse morty I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PANDEMIC I'M PANDEMIC RIIIIICK

fuck of boomer

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God fucking damn it so much has fucking happened within the last 2 hours. My heart can't keep up with this shit, it's all too exciting. I always keep wondering what the fuck is waiting for me at the next corner. Hopefully the DOW reaches 23K sub

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Thanks Nassim.

Italy was being extremely retarded. The average time it takes a person to start showing symptoms is 5 days. We would've been completely fucked already if there was a lot of infected people.

maybe because you have that virus for like only 5 days? lol

We just need a falseflag instigation hitting things off on Evros for Arma 3 to get real as well.

I'm imagining she becomes monstrous enough to keep standing, maybe taller or something.

There's a 20K pic?

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>it was just 23 people a few days ago
>it's over 1000 now
>still trying to bait with nothingburger, fuck off nigger

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Sauce? I need to share these numbers, especially ICU stats with friends

Medical systems in the west have decayed to a sad state over the past few decades. what should be a robust system of professionals is now just like any other career office setting. bureaucracy has penetrated every aspect of our countries and we're about to pay the price for it.

we'll unironically get first place for death counts in a week or 2

get fucked normie

>it's not a huge problem yet so we should ignore it until it becomes a huge problem
Jupiter sized brain move there, you'll look at millions of dead Mutts by next year

You can still go to markets but people should stay one meter distant to each other.
I don't know about the new law of today which says that you cannot leave your house unless for your needs.
I read basically that you can go running but you can't walk on the streets and this doesn't make any sense to me but anyway we're in italy....

the ride never ends my friend

This, but more disrespectful.

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we have a base with nukes right there in Italy.

welcome to exponential growth

WAKE ME UP

Oh it’s so fucked out there TCU has a spreader for sure.
Hey guys, I live er love this Jam.
youtu.be/SLBZLjLBMKs
See you on the other side yeah right.
Fuck you Gary xoxoxox
Hey, when you find my corpse, smash this piece of shit iPhone I got stuck with if I didn’t already put a bullet in it, please. Thx guys.

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Based and dicksuckingpilled

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LETS GO NIGGERS!!!!
youtube.com/watch?
v=8OyBtMPqpNY

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BUT MUH 'P' WORD ???

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Spain hitting by percolation phase transition because retarder government.

1% population may be exposed to coronavirus infected to 95% population having close infected.

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Don't try to reason with MAGA boomers, it's impossible

No, just pussy ass guidelines.
We need to be quarantined last week.
These are the first of any guidelines they have given, near the first of them not calling it "just a flu"
Fuck man, can't any of our elected officials do anything for us?

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There haven't been masks on the shelves for two months. I tried buying masks while it was still a small thing in Wuhan and they were all gone

My doctor's office stopped leaving them out for patients to take one because patients were stealing them

put your faith in them, my friend. they lived well and just know in the end, they won't be in pain anymore and will be with god.

it was the most probable habbening to be quite honest.

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I hate to admit it but this sort of thing would be good for a WG sequence

MEMBER OF SWEDISH GOVERNMENT EVA SJÖGREN CONFIRMED INFECTED.
LET US PRAY SHE HAD A MEETING WITH THE PRIME MINISTER RECENTLY.

>There is a high chance duterte is positive
Chink bootlickers gets there comeuppance

>mfw i will become 25 in april
>mfw my likelyhood of death will rise to 9% then

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>Grandparents insist on going for walks in the park during the day

Ahhhhhhhhh please spare them corona chan

Stay strong fren

holy shit, do they just give away doctorates in america like sugar?

Italian-bros! a request. my doctor friend is asking for stats of cases in italy, to be precise, how many young people get ARDS. I know someone posted such data before, but cant into italian

to be expected, as cases increase, the oldies will be left to die in hosptil corridors.

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I thought about making a vid yesterday, I think you can since some videos are circulating