/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1895 - PANDEMIC EDITION

We were right.

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REQUESTING LINK TO STOCK MARKET STATUS
IS IT CRASHING YET?

WHEN'S ITALIAN NUMBERS

The front part of all buses here have been closed off to protect the drivers from the Kung-Flu, shit's getting real brehs

FIRST DEATH IN SWEDEN CONFIRMED

>WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
>it's going to be biblical
Guess he wasn't kidding

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WORLD IS FUCKED

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THREAD ONLY LASTS 15MIN WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THREAD ONLY LASTS 15MIN WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THREAD ONLY LASTS 15MIN WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THREAD ONLY LASTS 15MIN WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THREAD ONLY LASTS 15MIN WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THREAD ONLY LASTS 15MIN WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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kek can't believe retards are going with

We need a pandemic sticky.

NOT A DRILL! NOT A DRILL
>NOT A DRILL! NOT A DRILL
NOT A DRILL! NOT A DRILL
>NOT A DRILL! NOT A DRILL

because it is your fault when they are dead and you did nothing against it

What does declaring a Pandemic actually *do*?

Oh shit, it's officially a pandemic now?? We finally habbening

How the fuck does a chinese satellite country like canada have so little cases

wow
weeks of jerking it to Corona-chan and this simple misfortune/dishonor sigil paid off handsomely.

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so?

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Canada can report the real numbers now that it's a pandemic right?

>nothing
>burger

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>warn people

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These threads are going so fast

>121231 infected
>4378 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
ok it's a pandemic. just eat soup and stay in bad if you catch this faggot flu, faggots.

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REMEMBER HOW BIG SANCTUARY STATES AND OPEN BORDERS HAVE MADE CORONA-CHAN! FUCK THE LEFT!

Nothing.

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youtube.com/watch?v=8iXT52jMCe8

OUT OF CONTROL
OUT OF CONTROL
OUT OF CONTROL

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The French minister of culture who caught the coronavirus is a FAG hahaha probably caught it though his butt

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Causes people to panic

markets.businessinsider.com/indices
year on year russia is worst off

>1895 threads
>no sticky
are mods chinks?

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You are legally obliged to truthfully report whether it's pandemic or not.

Popped a batty and im sweatin, Wuflu now!

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In your updates, add a percent increase for the total cases. Ex. 288/1565 = .18, so 18% increase in cases from yesterday

my throat is starting to hurt
is that a symptom??

wow you are very edgy man, I hope your parents get it if you have some left

>NOOOOOOOOOO PEOPLE CAN'T BE RETARDED IT'S ALWAYS THE FAULT OF THOSE WHO KNOW
KYS

Not new

Makes normies panic and buy out stores more than usual

>WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
god these fucking retards

where mo Oni posting fren at

we fuckken did it

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YOU GAY? lets fucking all together

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>just wash your hands bro

The UK Government needs to be thrown in prison for this

Thank you Arg bro. Honorary white nationhood will be awarded, contingent on society surviving this

WATCH OUT!
we got a badass pandemic over here

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PRAY TO SURVIVE! YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED! YOU SHOULD HAVE PREPPED! Yas Forums IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

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WE GONNA MAKE IT BROS

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me waiting for Vix to skyrocket didn't happen, waiting for market to tank 20%... not happening sad

CLOSE SCHOOLS EVENTS AND UNIVERSITIES

>WE BELIEVE THERE MAY BE AN ELEMENT OF UNDERDIAGNOSIS IN SOME COUNTRIES

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Why?

>WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

okay ive been lurking but this isn't a meme anymore im going to buy ammo and beans

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governments left and right can declare Martial Law without much consequence.

Kek

Your stash. NOW.

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i tried to warn people months ago you know when it was still useful we entered mitigation fase

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>ok it's a pandemic
AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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still more number of threads than 1/3 number of deaths. Checkmate, happening fags

Lmao. The fucking irony in this post. Calls someone edgy while wishing their parents die. Get filtered, you GERMan brainlet.

>warn people
Carefully deem who you warn

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that website is slow. its not reporting the death in ireland yet

Rate my PrEP boys

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dow is down 20% in the last month

ITS PANDEMIC. THE WORLD IS ENDING

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>so little cases
So FEW cases, slant-eye
>why don't chink govt report accurate numbers
Because they never are and never will. They have perpetual lying ingrained in their culture

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>WHO declares pandemic
>important news

LITERALLY WHO

Good point, I will implement that.

Yas Forums is always right.

ITALY NUMBER WHEN????????

Alright boys the store was sold out of masks so I made my own.
I think this should work, but it’s really hard to breathe in it.
I’m good to go, right???

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WE ARE AT LIGHTSPEED BOIS, AND I RIDE THE TRAIN ROUTE WITH HIGHEST RISK TO GO TO WORK, I AM FINISHED
pic related saying that one of the infected work in my building

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PARADEMIC LETS GO!!!!

Does anyone still have the CCP pasta about intimidating your neighbour?

washingtonpost.com/video-games/2020/03/11/e3-2020-reportedly-cancelled-due-coronavirus-concerns/
E3 cancelled over corona virus.
No more video games.

I warned people already, about 8-9 weeks ago. My warnings fell on deaf ears, and now I wait for death with my German Shepherd.

Okay, so how I should spent my last weeks of being alive?

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Circuit breakers about to trip

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I HATE BEING RIGHT

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FUCK THE STICKY!

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Anyone got the normal distribution prep meme?

>post yfw you realize the Seaddle happening was actually regarding the coronavirus entering the US via Seattle and delaying the November 3 election

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>► Detected: 122,289 ► Died: 4,389

When are we going to see big boy numbers? Not even a million yet.

I hope it doesn't happen, but they Say 40%-80% will be infected, and so far that is looking like a stretch

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Im scared bros...

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Soon.

You should see how scared shitless normies get when you have a case of Covid a few miles away. Amazing.

hes not wrong. Those Chinese numbers are pretty suspicious.

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you're a little dumb nigger aren't ya?

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Becomes a pandemic after Alex Jones drops his new video? Things that make you go HMMMMMMMM

IRAN TO GO TO WAR WITH CHINA? FUCKING YES!

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pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic

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ARGIE!! God love ya!
Hope you're all prepped up and feeling comfy.
THANKS for the bread!

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>tfw economic collapse and pandemic

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OFFICIAL APPROVED PANDEMIC THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ

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DOW OFFICIALLY DOWN 5%
>DOW OFFICIALLY DOWN 5%
DOW OFFICIALLY DOWN 5%
>DOW OFFICIALLY DOWN 5%
DOW OFFICIALLY DOWN 5%
>DOW OFFICIALLY DOWN 5%
DOW OFFICIALLY DOWN 5%
>DOW OFFICIALLY DOWN 5%
DOW OFFICIALLY DOWN 5%
>DOW OFFICIALLY DOWN 5%

We won't because we are owned by Winnie the pooh and the CCP.

How long until Germany goes into an Italian style quarantine bros?

>Pandemic declared
>mass panic soon

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90% of us have attempted to warn our families, friends, coworkers, strangers online for weeks and the response has been "Just a flu bro"
They can get fucked and so can you.

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WHY EVEN FIGHT THE INFECTION?
>WHY EVEN FIGHT THE INFECTION?
WHY EVEN FIGHT THE INFECTION?
>WHY EVEN FIGHT THE INFECTION?
WHY EVEN FIGHT THE INFECTION?
>WHY EVEN FIGHT THE INFECTION?
WHY EVEN FIGHT THE INFECTION?
>WHY EVEN FIGHT THE INFECTION?
WHY EVEN FIGHT THE INFECTION?
>WHY EVEN FIGHT THE INFECTION?

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If I had the money, I'd get drunk every day and eat good food. I don't have money so I'm here with you idiots.

Well no shit. We really need more tests done here or we are royally fucked.

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DID THE N-WORD REALLY SAID THE P-WORD???

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>WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
>archive.is/ZleCj

Lol the owners of pandemic bonds just lost all their money.

fuck people.
whenever mentioning even a hint of worry about this, they would look at you sideways.
the sheep can wake up the same way we did months ago.

Lmao saved, and no.

They will shill this hard now because it brings down the death rate if they can pretend 100000 had the virus and survived without being diagnosed. But if you die and weren't diagnosed they won't count it

Its only the beginning

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all my food is poisoned and i regularly take the antidote
faggot

REMINDER TO BEGIN BUILDING DIY MEDICAL FACILLITIES. WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN END THIS

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I will post this again since its a new thread. If enough people want to do foldingathome against corona I will start a Yas Forums team, well try at least.
foldingathome.org/

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*coughs in your direction*

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BOOMEROCALYPSE IS HERE

the saddest words of tongue or pen
are the words
Yas Forumss right again

Tell me how to survive NEET masters.

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What's up with all the experts getting called out of Congress hearing for emergency Whitehouse meeting? Wtf is happening? WERE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!;

KILL YOURSELF YOU GERMAN FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUY MORE TOILET PAPER

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es.tradingview.com/markets/

If I die from this I'm gonna be so mad!

Dying.

she ded?

Digits picks the first high profile death due to coronavirus

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Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

wait whats new? whats with all the panic here?

>/cvg/ IS the news and provides updates faster than anywhere else
if there are any dumb stacy MSM interns lurking these threads post your tits immediately

post updated photo of tidied stash or you're not gonna make it

youtube.com/watch?v=kSRNrVjISRQ
official theme today

MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP
GO AWAY CORONA-CHAN
THE MEME HAS GONE TOO FAR

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>we are sending millions to Africa
>we are sending them personnel
>we are sending tests to Iran
>we are helping Africa personally
>Italy? We have an office there!

MULTIPLE TIMES

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That monkey certainly did!

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hello? based department?

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G-g-guise...is it...happening?

The Anglo Saxon Mission

The elites are NAZIs and always have been. They have a plan to keep the white race on top after the impending cataclysm of grand solar minimum/ mini-nova of our sun. You need to watch three videos. The first will lay out the evidence for who was really behind Hitler. The second lays out the plan to ensure that the white man is on top after the cataclysm that is fast approaching. The third lays out the cataclysm itself. Most of us are not gonna make it bros but the new world will be a white world.

hooktube.com/watch?v=8ObvK4NR_LI

hooktube.com/watch?v=d86DRn7T098

hooktube.com/watch?v=B_zfMyzXqfI

I'm also going to include this much longer playlist which is a deeper examination of the cataclysm:

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYRAmtDzQomgyo8ht4F6VuJWNpge5OP-M

Schools, day-cares and universities will only be closed in rather heavily infected areas, for now.
May happen on a broader scale later.

they didn't listen

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I’ll rate this **

'just a flu' fags BTFO

I work at a local hospital in MD and besides the ones of the floors this is all the masks we have. We're fucked

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maximum happening

Wait. Pandemic? Who says now it is a pandemic?

>he didn't prep coke and TP
NOT GONNA MAKE IT

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>We need more safety measures. Look around us. Everything is going to shit.

>Minister of public health, welfare and sport:"W-wwe gonna follow what the "experts" tell us we need to do. I'm incompetent and don't know what to do so i'll just slip off my responsebility to the 'rifm'.

Wat een kankerzooi hier in nl

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The Pope

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DOW OVER -5%
DOW DOWN 1255
>DOW DOWN 1255
REV UP THOSE CIRCUIT BRAKERS BOYS

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>THANKS CHINA FOR SENDING A PITTANCE AFTER UNLEASHING THE BLACK DEATH 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO AND LYING ABOUT IT FOR A MONTH

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the pope

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You are on your own. Neet cannot be taught.

You are contradicting yourself.

Nothing considering it has been a pandemic for a while now and WHO was sitting on their asses not wanting to declare it as such.

Will they shut down government buildings?

They just cancelled the Houston rodeo

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>present Corona like symptoms
>Call doctor
>Sorry user you have not had confirmed contact with a case so we can't test you
>We also can't cofirm a case without testing
>But doctor-san , don't you see the flaw in this, surely this means by the time you confirm a case it's days, possibly weeks too late?
>Doctor stutters.
>Don't close schools
>Don't offer any advice
>Don't close anything
>Literally everyone around is coofing spluttering mess
>Sirens everywhere

What did the NHS mean by this? Are they thinking they they close their eyes and don't report cases then we don't have a problem or something? Are they trying to kill off the old boomers to swing the vote in favour of the brown ghoul youth?

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The prime minister of Sweden.

lmao @ all the anons who have killed themselves over the years and missed out on the greatest happening known to man

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Imagine being one of those suckers who bought the Pandemic bonds, thinking it was easy money

Checked and yes.

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THOSE THAT ARENT WARNED BY NOW DESERVE TO SNIPED BY CORONA-CHAN
IF YOU HAVEN PREPPED BY EARLY FEBRUARY YOU ARE A PLEBIAN AND WILL DIE WITH THE PLEBS
P E S T I L E N C E

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OK WE JUST AAAAAAAAAAAA IN THIS THREAD
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TRUMP

Looking to buy some masks before its too late

How much a filter would last me?

remember when /sci/ and nothingburgers made fun of /us/ back in january?

Yes, WHO says it's a pandemic.

Prediction: Canada jumps by 500 cases now that they will allow more vigorpuss testing due to pandemic

dax soon under 10k

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WHO officially declared it as a pandemic less than an hour ago.

+212 IN ONE DAY.
WE DID IT REDDIT

Dont be JUST PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT

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Even gets Shinzo Abe
Odd gets The Pope

This.

>tfw you die because some fucking chink ate batsoup.

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Please tell me how to survive.

i hope no one!

bernie

My only regret is I never found a place that sells waifu skins for my ar15......

Meme?

Biden

THE QUEEN. TIME FOR CHARLES IN CHARGE!!!

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Boris Johnson

Stop going to work, you dumb cuck.

"But I CAN'T PAY MY BILLS" Who the fuck is going to come collect in a hazmat suit?

Protip: You can't pay your bills if you die, either.

New official numbers put Norway at 489, over 200 new confirmed in the last 24 hours.

THESE BOOMERS WILL BE SAFE
YOU WON'T BE CAUSE YOU DIDN'T BUY TOILET PAPER

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NOT THE RODEO!!!!!!

nothingburgers BTFO

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>why exponential growth slow in the begining

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE STOCKERINOS, WHAT ABOUT THE REELECTION?

It kills the pandemic bond and repurposes it to actually fighting the pandemic instead of slowly maturing and making people rich. It crashes the market.

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uhhh

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this is incredibly bad, they were the ones downplaying it and are now declaring it pandemic

cause more panic

1ST CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
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chan slaps the pope.

>tfw escaped Yas Forums at the end of 2017 and was living a happy life but happening pulled me back In

CHECKED
KEK'D
and hopeful

google exponential growth newfag

What the fuck do now?
Not only dollar will collapse, right?

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Goodbye!

Should i buy a handgun?

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Macedonia up to 9 official cases. Although it's much more since gypsies and zerg diaspora is coming back from all over the world.

nothingburgerfags BTFO

Literally WHO?

Bernie bros

Based DOOMposter

WHO is 2 months behind Yas Forums

>ok it's a pandemic
TOP KEK

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>don't touch your face
>dude rubbing his face nervously and stressed af
>writing notes to each other

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i haven't contracted the flu in my entire adult life (i'm 32) and i've never had a flu shot
does this mean i might deal well with corona?

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I'm still a virgin and I will die

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You're currently brexiting, reporting case numbers and deaths will actually kill your entire country.

It's gonna happen anyway, but nobody wants to be responsible for it.

THIS IS ALL 4CHANS FAULT. THATS HOW THE UNIVERSE WORKS. YOU DIRECT CONSCIOUS ENEEGY AT SOMETHING ANS YOU FEED YOU. FUCKING FAGGOTS. WERE ALL FUCKING DEAD! WTF IS GOING ON WITH THE EMERGENCY MEETING AT THE WHITEHOUSE RIGHT NOW?

SHOW ME YOUR PLAGUE FACE SOLDIER!

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The hidden Yas Forums coronavirus discord link is
discord gg 6C3nECp

It has to stay hidden or (((discord))) will shut it down.
As far as discord knows, it's a server based on memetics and the memetic warfare

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...

I know there’s only 2-3 months left anyways. :)

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Gots to get dem into da choppa!

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I'm going to stop starting tomorrow, I am done

lmao

user, it's time for your lung flattening...

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I hedged my bets on it being a nothing burger and did zero prep

Why didn't you tell me you were serious fuckers the shelves are empty!

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nice, and also wouldn't be suprising

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>in an effort to slow the spread
>don't quarantine until you are sick

Am I reading this right? Surely I am mistaken and this is not what it says

He shouldn't have sniffed those girls.

Where are the nothingburgers now?

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P O P E
O
P
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I'm sure they just realized we actually have 40,000 cases in the US