IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

Too bad everyone is already infected

OH GOD ITS GETTING REAL

Stay away from old people bro and encourage your parents/grandparents and so on to keep contact to the outside world to an absolute minimum.
You could at some point carry the virus without even noticing it and giving it to your parents.
Make sure they understand this very clearly!

Swine flu was a pandemic, look how that went eh

THEY ARE PREPARING TO NUKE MILAN AND NYC

OH GOD, I'M GONNA COOF. IT'S COMING I'M GONNA COOF INTO THE PUBLIC, AHHHHRGGGGR I'M COOFING, COVER MY MOUTH AND RUB DOOR KNOBS. FUCK I'M COOFING.

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Maybe even go and do some daily chores that might be risky to your parents for them, like going shopping.

Sticky

>nothing burger fag
We something burgers believe this is it innit

Who cares if it's a pandemic, nothing is gonna change lmao

Dumb preppers i swear

Kek

People around me still think it's nothing.
>30 dead in 2 weeks = nothing
>mass shootings are the problem

Lmao made me kek thx user

Captain trips

So you're a BOOMER AND COOFER? Does that make you a COOMER?

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Most effective thing done so far. Plus Jamal is pumping out gallon size containers of hand sanitizer for some reason.

Just think... any nation that doesn't already have bio weapons can easily preserve a sample now that it's everywhere.

got it, there it is fren

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Wash your hands. Pandemic solved.

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All pandemic means is that its spread to multiple regions. How deadly it is has nothing to do with it. A virus could have a death rate of 0.0000000001% and still be a pandemic.

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What the fuck does that even mean? Nothing changes.

P

2 months 2 late. wow

>Im a professional memeflaggot, just trust me guise

It's simple, we uh, eat the batman

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Source?

are you one those retarded Canadians that fell for the land in Belize scam ads that were on the tv 5 years ago? You know all that land is gonna sink into the sea, right?

How many Americans are gonna end up in the FEMA camps that they converted from Wal-Marts?

How long has this been planned for?

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>rt.com/news/482867-world-health-organization-coronavirus-pandemic/
I've played enough plague inc to know where this is going

dead man walkin here

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This is bullish r-right???

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B-bros is there a chance this thing slows down and dies out? Maybe only infects a relatively minor amount of people? Will the warm months help?

george soros didnt get a payback on 750 million dollarss invested in this if it WASNT declared a pandemic.

looks like it's on life support, gonna crash again any minute.

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The Walkin Dude, he approaches.

That's business for ya

please add LA and san fran to that list, oh and PORTLAND too!

this. i'm laffin

I chuckled

yea. you see it too? so much doomsday losers and delusional idiots... i have no words...

>that flag

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i heard it dies about like 99/100 degrees, so for me maybe just 5 more weeks.

FUCKING WAY SHE GOES BUBS

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But wargames 2 implies that would activate fail-deadly systems
We are so fucked.

NO NOT YET WE'RE ONLY 2 DAYS AWAY FROM NIOH 2 BEING RELEASED

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People always act like your elbows are a safespace. How many people cross their arms?

yep

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To little to late

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Shut up and eat your bat burger user.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

This is all a big push for that Ubisoft game being developed by a woman.

RIP

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Bodies are starting to reanimate, and they can’t contain social media leaks forever.

Becomes a pandemic after Alex Jones drops his new video? Things that make you go HMMMMM

Iran to go to war with China? Fucking YES!

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Imaine they only print one or two and share it between co workers, lol.

Whipsaws through the entire population, with an infection rate on par with the common cold. 5 per cent death rate aggregate, heavy on the 50+ boomer and gen x cohort. Odds are the virus will not get you. Zinc, selenium, vitamins C and D. Cardio, you fat fuck. With any luck this time next year we will be building a new world.

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any terrorist group can make similar shitter in a overgrown kitchen, thanks God they never had an idea to fuck around like this. It's THAT simple.

Too little too late..

Bros listen i commute from LI to NYC 5-6 days a week,i get the flu every 3-5 years, around new years i had the worst flu of my life deep lung mucus now yesterday i was congested lost my voice and throat was killing me, i awoke to find my self perfectly fine voice already restored, and let me add that i am still on the end of the world band wagon but this is just getting over hyped. If your bot s beta youve nothing to worry about.

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This is big nothing burger. Just get back to work and pay your taxes

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I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE 13 FOR MY AC SWITCH TO SHIP AND I FUCKING PICKED STANDARD SHIPPING AHHHHHHH ILL NEVER GET IT

If DIGlTS, Ruth Bader Ginsburg gets infected and dies.

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Perhaps if they acted sooner things would be a bit different yet a month ago they said there was nothing to worry about! WHO and CDC shouldn't be trusted!

>> WHO DECLARED CORONAVIRUS A PANDEMIC.

so?

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I am going to have a nice bath in antibacterial hand gel and play a game of King Kong attacks the lighthouse

>Pandemics are literally nothing retard.
40% of the world will be dead within 18 months

no containment, they cannot contain it.

just brace ;)

Good question....who indeed?

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Could be you were just infected, kicked the shit out of that chink virus, and now are an asymptotic carrier. Go forth into the world, you glorious mother fucker, go forth and change the world.

Its just begun

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Is the World Health Organization all that trustworthy?

Big if true. Source?