How are things in your state Ameribros?

>virus less infectious in hot, humid climate
Florida Master Race checking in

we have cases in michigan now 2 in detroit at last check

>Seattle
>It could very well be here
Look out over the water fren

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Oregon, most infected are in my county. The school near my work had an infected kid and they refused to close the school. If any other kids get infected and their parents work where I work I'm fucked.

Looking great!

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Lmao based

3 cases in Minnesota now, one of which is in their 30s and in critical condition

How many dead of car accidents in the last month? BAN CARS

4 now in Minnesota. 1, a person in their 30s, is in critical condition (Onlyoldpeopleareaffected fags btfo).

Newest one is in Olmsted county where the Mayo Clinic is. We'll see how that one plays out.

Its 4 now. Newest is probably in Rochester at Mayo Clinic.

Corona is being used as a cover for
>pic related
Soon “corona” map would match sealed indictment map screen cap this
Deepstate and (((cabal))) is done

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WAfag here, most of the infected are on the other side of the state and they all deserve it. I hope Seattle fucking dies.

Wow, 3 people got the common cold in a population of millions??? This really is serious!

WA fag here. People are going insane. Nigs and Jethros are hoarding butt wipes and hand sanitizer. I'm just hoping this is going to keep more people from moving here and hopefully scare some of the refugees into going back to their shitlands

Have you never heard of a fuckin bottle
They’re made for storing liquids
Women in my office bust out the pump all the time and empty their jugs

Tennesseefag here, literally nobody is taking it serious at all in the slightest. Hell, most of the people I've talked to have no idea a virus is even going around. If they do know, they don't care.

I purposefully switched jobs in January to a 100% work from home because I knew what was coming. All friends and family gave me shit. If they knew I was stockpiling, theyd give me more shit

>no cases in West Virginia
Stay the fuck out.

What’s it like being low IQ?

How long until New York quarantines itself?

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Kek

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Based mountains will protect us brother

>florida
28 total cases known
2 deaths
0 recoveries
also I have been sick for the past 4 days

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fuck off chinky

You realize all those cases and just spics and niggers raping white women not the derp state

SD
5 infections 1 dead

Kid in class shared that his roommates friend is coming from Italy tonight, somehow got a flight out of the red zone. Utah is kill.

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Michigan reporting in. Two cases in the Detroit area. One traveled internationally, the other domestically somewhere. Two cases at Michigan State University in East Lansing. No panic, but governor has declared emergency which frees up money. I'm in a rural area which probably won't get that bad, but the cities in the southern lower peninsula will probably get pretty bad.

Are there any New Rochelle anons here? I wonder how this containment zone works

Missouri here. Some dumb ass took his daughter to a dance and got a shit ton of people infected. Gonna do one last large grocery shop mission before shit hits worse.

No not Utah I like that state

What are the chances we get mass quarantined and we all play vidya?

Michigan State U closed as of noon today. The U has about 40,000 students. No word on the other big state U's, but U-Michigan in Ann Arbor has a student petition going asking that classes go to online.

You’re all invited to my animal crossing island
Can’t fuckin wait for extended paid vacation while I make millions shorting the market to 0

We had it coming...

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I live in Nassau county. I see some fags wearing masks. The local supermarket's still stocked, so I'm not worried

>schools have been closed for the past two days, but they’re opening them again tomorrow

Do the (I assume black) administrators know what an incubation period is?

Frozen breastmilk goes bad, requires additional planning and is STILL less effective than babies drinking it from the source. Why the fuck would I complicate my life even further instead of doing what is absolutely best for my child? Is making some faggot chairman richer really THAT important to you roasties? Is it really more empowering to work for someone else instead of taking care of your child properly?

WTF I know a family that had to delay their holiday to the USA because they knew they'd be quarantined anyway, and we're not even in the red zone, and this fag gets to just hop on a plane and walk around Utah?

>black people
>knowing anything

Fucming Arkansas is stupid

We're so fucked over here bros

There's a family in quaramtine literally 15-30 minutes from where I am and schools still in session and everything

And Arkansas is in the Fucking middle and it has a pretty decent amount of chinks and spics and poos

I quit my job already for this fuck dying

South Dakota can be added to the list, we're infected now. Expect us all to be dead in 2 weeks.

Cali fag here. Uni classes are canned for the rest of the week and we will start our classes online starting next week.

No idea how but it shows just how much it’s going to spread here. They are planning to bunk on the couch of some dorm, unreal shit. The other roomie was outraged and was going to call the authorities.

What part of critical condition do you not understand?

Thanks

Brunswick GA fag. Aint shit happening other than people getting edgy. Restaurants are packed and people are doing their usual bullshit. Since it;s almost back to 100 fucking degree weather, this bullshit will be over before it starts.

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PAchad here, there's some infections of the coronavirus relatively near me, but all good where I live in my 95% white comfy town.

We're not doing too bad so far. I like my odds but the panic buying has set in lol

In my state, the majority of the population has been getting dumber and dumber on an exponential curve for about a decade.
Seriously, everyone lies to each other and is fake all the time. Then when it's time care about something, people usually act in hasty, opportunistic, and illogical ways.
It's almost like meme culture but irl.
The more random, the less sense something makes, or the more it hurts another person, the better.
We're gonna get hammered.
I tried to leave last year.
Finances said I couldn't move (out of state) til September 2020.
I hope I still can