Bring on professional to calm down hysteria

>bring on professional to calm down hysteria
>causes more hysteria

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Cast him.

How bad will it get?

Steve Martin

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>explains rationally the situation citing studies and evidence
>burgers realise theyre already fucked because their medical system is broken beyond repair

Quick rundown?

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Angela Merkel said 70% infection rate in Germany is possible.
With a 2% case mortality rate this thing will kill as many people as the Spanish Flu or WW2

How well you think your *free* system will last when its pushed to its absolute limit?

Not unless it mutates to kill more people

>MAGAtards slowly realizing Trump doesn't have the situation under control

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~20% of the world caught swine flu back in 2010
~0.08% died killing around half a million
corona has a mortality rate of around 2%
shits fucked but unlike spanish flu its manly the old dying
at worst economic crashes
at best there'll be less boomers we'll have to pay for

Do people actually believe he has knowledge on anything bu economics, trolling the media and deepthroating jewish cock?

>global pandemic underway
>leftists: HAHA TAKE THAT DRUMPH ORANGE MAN BAD
meanwhile the world is burning to the ground and they're just sitting there laughing like Nero while Rome burned to the ground

Communism proving once again a great system, it is already over in China and South Korea is soon to announce its been beaten
The self hating western world is about to get pozzed on purpose and that's a good thing.

checked also there was a confirmed case in North Korea and they just lined him up in front of a wall and shot him to death lol

>already over in china

lmao, people are going to get back into the general population and it's going to spread again.

Its not even that bad. What the fuck is wrong with you?

I can’t wait for all boomers to die while refusing to see a doctor because dear leader told them it’s a hoax

>yes, healthy 20somethings should be terrified that a virus that kills people in their 80's exists

>Elect incompetent
>rightists: HAHA TAKE THAT LEFTISTS

This. I listened to NPR for the first time in months a couple days ago and they had a 30 minute segment dedicated to talking about how trump is so dumb and uninformed.

>america is going to fuck it up for everyone ese
>AGAIN

>>Elect incompetent
but hillary lost

>people actually believe the corona virus is real.

Isn't it funny how none of us personally know any dead people? Its almost if all the fatalities are manufactured

economy is the best its been in the past century though, just because you keep saying he's incompetent doesn't mean that he actually is. Leftists don't get to define reality, as badly as you freaks wish you could.

By the time you can be confirmed infected, you've already been spreading it for days. The only thing that shooting infected does is admit to the populace that you are panicking and have no ideea what to do,

good the world is fucking overpopulated

hope I fucking die too but I won't because I'm a shut in

Enjoy your 3 weeks of pneumonia where you feel like you're dying and can barely breathe

just the flu tho

>believing anything that comes out of China

>"So basically we're fucked"
>"Buy my book"
Pretty based

>how trump is so dumb and uninformed.
Did hearing the truth hurt your feelings?

If you're spreading it you can be tested and show positive, it's just that you'd have no way to know you need to be tested

>south korea
>communist
I think youre mixed up there buddy

You shouldn't always believe what rabbis tell you

Divine punishment for boomers. You shit on America's last hope, and now you're going to die by your own shitty healthcare. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You type of cunts dont believe anything. Im sure pointing that out makes me part of the conspiracy or a total, like, sheeple maaaaaaan

Can’t wait for this to spread among all the politicians

just a reminder they want reunification more than the north does and they hate US influence

There's rabbis in China, Iran and Italy?

The weak will finally die

Nice economy bro

Corona = ISIS

Both were hyped to hell and back by the media as being doomsday devices. YET NOTHING WILL HAPPEN BECAUSE THEY SELL YOU SENSATIONALISM WRAPPED IN FEAR AND YOU LAP IT UP LIKE THE RETARDS YOU ARE

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Only one way to know

Guy in OP predicted anywhere between a really bad flu season (600.000 deaths a year) and the Spanish Flu (50 million).
So who knows.

it won't. They'll be the safest, and they'll go as far as just not doing their jobs to protect themselves until the risk is over. Shit like this mostly just kills the poor. If the rich get it they can get excellent treatment.

One of my kids did the ICU shuffle for two weeks a couple of years ago, seriously terrifying shit. They over pressurise your lungs and paralyse you so you don't fight the machine, then every few hours beat your chest with their hands to knock the crap loose, then suck it out to stop them drowning in their own juices. All the while beep beep beep alarm, parents crying in the next bay. Only highlight was the top level banter and gallows humour with the ICU nurses. Properly based.
My point
I like stories

Post yfw you're an extremely healthy young man in his early 20s

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your kid sounds like a faggot, I hope he dies lmao

Sanders was a once in a century chance to unfuck America and Americans blew it. Literally everyone else in congress is a corporate stooge

yea these countries are on lockdown because of "sensationalism"

go back to r/the_donald you dumb fucking niggerpede

is this what zoomers truly believe?

>muh record high stock market

>There's rabbis in China, Iran and Italy?
Yes

oh no you mean we missed the chance to put a socialist in the white house? oh how terrible, really just awful

>media constantly pushing stories of people trying to stock up on masks, sanitizer, toilet paper, food, water, creating fear of missing out hysteria
>the stories are all about how its unnecessary, but they know exactly what they're doing, and pushing these stories about saying its unnecessary causes more hysteria for people to go out and buy a bunch of shit

In every fucking scenario, they just try and find a way to get you to buy buy buy

Boomers think blumpf is a (stable) genius

Just got news that user caught the Wuflu, went mad and bit his mum; both had to be put put down by the survivng members of the local police department. Pour one out for the poor lad. RIP in piece lil trooper

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It's not the mortality rate, the problem is the healthcare establishment simply cannot deal with this so when it reaches critical numbers way more people will die from lack of treatment, right now it's 2% because people can get treated but when the hospitals get overrun those numbers will skyrocket and there is no telling how many will actually die.

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If Bernie was serious about doing anything to change America he wouldn't be a Dem. If Bernie was a serious threat to the power structure he would've been heart attack gunned a while ago, he's just another clown. He's not a revolutionary.

bahhhh bahhh

>Yas Forumstard apocalyptic zoomers: BRO THE VIRUS ENTERS YOUR BRAIN AND KILLS YOUR LUNGS AND CAN AFFECT YOUR HEART TOO

>watch interviews with people who actually got corona and were cured
>every single of them say it's just like a flu and the symptoms are just fever and coughing

WHEN I SAY NOTHING YOU SAY BURGER

NOTHING

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>tfw
kung flu was supposed to be my ticket out

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eh, keep stressing yourself out over something that you will never personally see but hear about all the time.

What makes you think anyone else would have it under control? Politically obsessed piece of trash.

>that pic
that's just a npc

Not really, npcs aren't that nihilistic

> the world is burning to the ground and they're just sitting there laughing like Nero while Rome burned to the ground

are leftists based now?

Fucked their toenails up for some reason, won't grow back properly, weird

Now all they need to do is to blame Russia for the virus

BASED JANNIES FINALLY KICKING POLITICAL SHIT OFF OF TV