THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION OFFICIALLY CLASSIFIES COVID-19 AS A PANDEMIC
BREAKING
Liam Russell
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Grayson Brown
Which means it is fake bullshit
Lucas Taylor
About fucking time.
Chase Cruz
No shit.
Hudson Thomas
"Pandemic bond" kikes are now kvetching
Julian Gray
So what? It IS a pandemic...by definition.
Charles Lee
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 17 (SEVENTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 17 (SEVENTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 17 (SEVENTEEN) DAYS
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED
YOU WERE WARNED
Jayden Peterson
OH NO NO NO NO NO *wheezes like a donkey* HAHHAHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT ITS LIPS
Carson Collins
HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
Henry Wright
Good thing, I wouldn't have known if they hadn't classified it as such.
Hopefully we can trust the Chinese numbers and expect everything to get better soon.
Luis Hernandez
I'm gonna have a nice long COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM session
Asher Martinez
...
Noah James
>taking watery shits
>coofing only after I smoke weed
>blinking at least once every 3 minutes
>got a 6.5in cock
be honest, how fucked am I bros
Jackson Robinson
bring on the bamboobs
Charles Cox
only like 5 weeks too late
Ayden Watson
They are a bunch of globalist jews
Dylan Perry
took them long enough
time to go innawoods
Gabriel Price
So how will this affect me?
Thomas Cruz
Benjamin Garcia
About to chill with my dad who has stored food to last us several months alongside guns and ammo. See you later suckers
Gabriel Young
>BANDEMIG :D:D:D
Jaxson Davis
DIE BOOMERS DIE
Adam Johnson
But Trump said it was just a flu, goy?
Camden Martin
The Dow is already in freefall today, the pandemic declaration is crossing a Rubicon that will panic markets even more.
Wyatt Torres
Too late.
Sebastian Edwards
fear mongering made by kikes
Ethan Cooper
If trumps not ego dying over the fucking kike market, then he will do apporiate measures. I doubt he will though.
Ryder Sanchez
>Bill Chappell
>Chappell's work for NPR includes being the lead writer for online coverage of several Olympic Games, from London in 2012 and Rio in 2016 to Pyeongchang in 2018 – stints that also included posting numerous videos and photos to NPR's Instagram and other branded accounts. He has also previously been NPR.org's homepage editor.
So it's a blogpost from a glorified instathot?
Elijah Collins
Trump on suicide watch
>Merkel: 60%-70% percent of the population will contract it
>Trump: i-it's nothings! It will disappear like it never happened! Like a miracle
KEK
Juan Lopez
what does it mean though, in terms of policies, travel etc. Pandemic by the way is a greek word (pan=everything/everyone demos=people)
Alexander Martinez
>lol the UN? fuckem
>omg the WHO is a totally non pozzed org!!!
kys retard faggots
Henry Nguyen
Don't call it a grave
Jacob Allen
Its literally a flu you dumb retards
Jace Jackson
STICKY WHEN
Benjamin Baker
a disease that effects different countries
Nathan Baker
I'm scared bros
Jack Green
captain trips is what we call it on the west coast
Oliver Davis
ROLLING FOR DEAD BOOMERS
Jose Jenkins
Literally who.
William Morgan
Do you know what "literally" means?
Isaiah Brooks
He was bigly wrong for once.
Isaiah Moore
>Better late than nev-
Oh everyone is dead.
Parker Anderson
We call it captain trips on the west coast
Lincoln Nelson
Me too user, me too. Stay strong.
Ryan Ross
So jews have the vaccine ready
Jaxon Wood
REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU
Eli Mitchell
But he also said that the stock market was a nothingburger?
Meanwhile the DOW is at -4.7% and going down.
Jayden Roberts
> Corona virus
> flu
SARS & MERS are Corona viruses it’s SARS that spreads as easily as flu. The general public is ignorant of this distinction.
Easton Thomas
Shocked that all these universal health care countries couldn’t stop this.
Ian Barnes
How do I invest in this
Joseph Rogers
Dont you see that Merkel want it destroyed?
Everything she has done, is to destroy the west.
Its no longer a joke. But still funny nonetheless
James Jenkins
Connor Green
FREE US FROM THEIR TYRANNY CORONA-CHAN
Jason Gomez
*cough russianopecoiltradewar
Hudson Rivera
Its been a pandemic for over a month.
Kevin Stewart
You can take dad's balls out of your mouth whenever
Gabriel Reed
N
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a purchased asset by those that would see the president out of office lovingly paid for by ALL taxpayers, not just liberals.
Connor Gray
Vaccines? Hand sanitizers?
Daniel Ross
Hey, at least you won't need toilet paper once you're out of food
Jayden Green
Yes, pandemic bond kikes in suicide watch
Jose Anderson
>ok we let the virus spread long enough and got all our money out of the market. We’re calling it a pandemic now
Abolish the WHO
Julian Nguyen
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH