ITT: WE LAUGH AT THOSE WHO DIDN'T PREP AND CALLED IT A NOTHING BURGER

It is a fucking nothing burger. I work at one of the largest hospitals in são paulo. With the first few cases (retards coming back from Italy) the panic was getting real....then fucking nothing. New cases slowed down, people recovered quickly and without side effects. No massive deaths or critical cases. More fear porn by the media

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Why on Earth are you happy?

Literally been stock piling since Wuhan had 10k. Me and the gf are going to repopulate earth with a mixture of my aryan and her ginger genetics. The Celtaryan empire will rule over the ashes of the former European caliphate.

C-LANE: DONT BE A PUSSY

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Do you know where you are? Pol wants this to happen. Every low IQ justa flu bro thot will be drowning in their own fluids within the year. The NEET shall inherit the earth.

>prepared starting in january after reading about wuhan
>start hearing about runs on toilet paper at costco, head over just to watch the fun, see many more sections of costco empty, not just TP and water
>realize that this shit is literally just getting started

in two more weeks we are going to see shit in the USA you faggots have only ever dreamed about. i'm talking martial law, quarantine of places like fucking NYC, half the congress dead or dying. you have no idea

Brazil is not part of the operation.

one time I saw him hotbox his suit with a cig from 1843
it was crazy I couldn't see his face through the smoke for 2 days

I'm not worried bc I already had it and recovered. Now the world is my oyster. I walk these empty city streets like a king walks his palace. No lines at the amusement park. No wait at the sushi restaurant. The possibilities are now more open to me than any of you trapped lemmings. *coffu*

user, please stop. My dick can only get so hard.

Awww dude dude...
Why are you so stressed?Enjoy your life, the pandemic will be over soon, no need to be worried.

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Steve wouldn't laugh at us :^(

What's the mood like in Italy? Is the internet crawling?

Because, fuck this gay earth, let it all burn down. Let economy crumble, let the earth fucking run red with the blood of billions. Then and only then will I be happy.

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Imagine being a low IQ prepper

It's literally nothing you dumb fucks, pandemic doesn't mean shit

lol are you gonna hole up in your home for 10-12 months? Because that is how long this is going to last.

happening fags are so desperate, you will still be a loser in 1 week, 1 month, 1 year, etc.

cant wait until quarantines in US are declared and they start chimping out hard

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Try not to be such fucking cuckolded pussies like the others I’ve met.

sure thing bro why is wuhan still in total lock down? why did Italy just lock down and said NO one can leave there home with special permission? just a coof right?

It's not killing anyone under 40.

You're delusional.

Jew confirmed. Enjoy your bar mitvah pog parties, westchester fag
>t. based orange county bro

Italy is fucked...

You can get reinfected you fucking retard

Let them eat nothing burgers while I sit upon my thrown of beans and deenz.

>he thinks the economy will keep working during a full scale pandemic

Lol, who's the brainlet? Enjoy paying higher prices for food and essential goods.

>he says while selling his asshole on the street for canned tuna

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR AHAHAHA

It destroys your nuts and balls though

i prepped but didn't fall for the mask meme. just some extra food, TP etc. i still think it's a nothingburger, not an apocalypse scenario like some /cvg/ schizos say. the china stats are real, you don't get infinite exponential growth.
youtu.be/Kas0tIxDvrg

You got it Ameribro

How fucked? Pasta too al dente fucked or zombie apocalypse level fucked?

Man I need a description. How are people getting food if they're told to stay home?

I’ll give you a mask if you send me pics of you absorbing your dragon dialdoe

Nice get Nigel.

>just two more weeks....
>two little weeks
>fourteen days
>you guys....will see I was right all along in two more weeks

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FUCK YEH NEETBUX "STIMULUS PACKAGE" FREE MONEY FOR US FAGGETS GONNA GET BLAZED AF AND LAUGH AT THE RETARDS

Shut the fuck up you absolute failed abortion. How long are you going to keep up the "nothing burger" Charade?
Get ready to be brutally raped by Hassan and other roaming gangs of arabs/niggers faggot.

>literally a homebody
>straight up never leave my house since this started
>feel sick and leave my house for the first time
>go to the doctor
>positive for corona
ITS IN OUR FOOD AND WATER, ALL I ATE WAS DRIED NOODLES AND TV DINNERS THIS PAST MONTH. I LITERALLY NEVER STEPPED A FOOT OUTSIDE. WE WERE INFECTED BEFORE THE OUTBREAK EVEN BEGAN.

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lol take a class, loser. Virus =/= bacterial infections
This virus has purified me as it could purify you if you just gave it that chance.

they are right already.

Working on a quarantine site since it kicked of here, if only you could see yourselfs

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the markets are holding up nicely considering the circumstances

thank g-d for the stimulus package Trump signed off or we might have tanked even more

Stores are still full of everything schizo

twitter.com/jasonvanschoor/status/1237142891077697538

Read this twitter thread to understand just how fucked Italy really is. It will likely get this bad in some parts of the US too. The runaway infection rate is through the fucking roof because no one took it seriously and now the country is going to serve as a benchmark for what not to do in these situations.

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>not typing out each H and A individually

IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE NORMIES WILL PANIC AND FUCK YOU UP ANYWAY
THEY WILL INFECT YOU
YOU WILL DIE
YOUR PREP MEANT NOTHING
>t. doomsdayprepper since '09

I have a trip in two weeks going through China airport to Philippines. Live your pathetic lives in fear from a pussy virus filling Goldstein’s wallet prepping for nothing

sciencetimes.com/articles/24912/20200226/covid-19-reinfection-is-possible-experts-say.htm

really?

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Btw does this affect shit skins? I have yet to see a nigger get this.

Get ready for martial law straight up your ass bitch. Enjoy.

youtu.be/1sQH2NyfZHg

Toxoplasmosis kill the Coronavirus. Brazil is imune.

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHA
>AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHA

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You've been saying this since January.

The problem is not the healthcare, the problem is with the population of the south which are are a bunch of dumb idiots running around and partying like they will be not affected.Unlucky for them, many caught the virus and the oldest ones will perish.

I hope the virus will take out leftist scum, like it did with Zingaretti.

Steve is immune to all pathogens after devouring hundreds of 100 year old war rations laced with the worst pathogens known in the universe.

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Do you have proof that your're positive? What does it feel like? Is it bad?

>Every low IQ justa flu bro thot will be drowning in their own fluids within the year.
But Yas Forumstards constantly say "it's just a flu".

this, just some very short term shortages of TP in a few places in australia etc, stores will get restocked

aaah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-!!

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Two types of corona type L and S
So probably you can get both

One of the few people with a confirmed coronavirus in my state is in his mid 30s and in critical condition

Why do panic faggots get personally offended by those that don't aren't panicking?

ahahahAHAHAHAHAHA

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damn you, now i will have to masturbate to chinese cartoons again!

I dont want to laugh. I want to round up those retards and shoot them

ur ded bud

Fucking hope so

You got it from that Wuhan brand dialator you ordered
Not the food

Nothing ever fucking happens you deranged faggot

I'll likely never get to see Italy at this point. Sad really. What a life you guys live. I've always wanted to have the infamous 5 hour dinner with a table full of Italians.

noone said that mutt. we have been saying that 90% of the population will die off. we probably tried to hype it up in the beginning, but it seems it wasnt undue hype.

Wait until it wipes out entire Supreme Court then the market implodes

You mean the Chinese shills which have invaded this board since it first broke out in Wuhan?

Who said I wanted to survive it?

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they're npc's

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I can't prep anyway since I've spent all my neetbucks already

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My nuts AND balls? Good lord...

>be burger
>prep for happening
>still wear dirty shoes inside
>still toilet paper instead of bidet
>die because can't go out and have mcdonalds

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what state do u live in and how much neetbux do u get per month?

Someone is following Mity on Patreon eh eh

offtopic but did you niggers watch steve eat the WW1 ration? What a fucking lunatic, I watched the whole thing

I can think of better ways to perish than to cough your lungs out

50 people in my city with confirmed cases, and no doubt many more the government refuses to test or has yet to.

Government starting large scale action shutting schools and banning public events.

The storm is here and I am well prepared for my family. Easily 1 month of food in our pantry and we plan to evacuate to the countryside when it hits the fan.

Video related is how all of you retards look right now. You said the same thing about all the previous happenings. You're so desperate for anything to change your boring life. Truth is, you'll go to work the next day, and the one after that, and the one after that. But hey, you got 3 lbs of beans and some medical supplies just in case!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2dIVmCOl9KM

BREAKING NEWS: OP preps his wife's bull.
Shit thread
Kys

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>probably not even going to get any time of work
at least when the boomers die I can steal their jobs

Maybe this is a new strain

i have 45 days of food and water
starting to think it's not enough, i can easily stretch it to 60 days tho

I thought Brasil would be the place the virus mutated into Captain Tripps and killed us all...what gives? I want my money back

I was in the Austrian countryside outside of Linz last year. Gorgeous.