/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1893

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,790 (3,158) ► International 41,235 (1,232): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (66) Spain 2,182 (49) France 1,784 (33) Germany 1,656 (3) USA 1,016 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 587 (12) Netherlands 503 (5) Sweden 477 (1) UK 456 (6) Belgium 314 (3) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 126 (3) Canada 99 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 12 (1) Panama 8 (1) Morocco 5 (1) Norway 463 Denmark 340 Qatar 262 Austria 206 Bahrain 189 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 99 Iceland 85 Israel 79 Czechia 75 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 India 62 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Vietnam 38 Romania 37 Brazil 35 Ireland 34 Palestine 30 Poland 27 Georgia 23 S. Arabia 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Chile 17 Croatia 16 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Brunei 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Slovakia 10 Belarus 9 Colombia 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Tunisia 7 Bosnia 7 Bulgaria 6 Cyprus 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Jamaica 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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P WORD SAID

PANDEMIC

GLOBAL LOCKDOWN

GLOBAL LOCKDOWN

PANDEMIC LEVEL CONFIRMED

Joker (2019) was predictive programming for this event.
The film is all about killing the old self like a Phoenix and "rising up" - phoenix is a common symbol for the New World Order. That's why the film also depicts social unrest. And he kills boomer De Niro because Corona kills boomers.

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HE SAID THE P-WORD

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Posting in a pandemic bread

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1st for the nothingburger spammer dying of bilateral interstitial pneumonia

youtube.com/watch?v=SAshseXWVRE
better audio

ONE- NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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OOOPS ITS A PANDEMIC NOW

Germans will survive the pandemic with superior technology

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PANDEMIC

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 17 (SEVENTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 17 (SEVENTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 17 (SEVENTEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions

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>first death in ireland
irishtimes.com/news/health/coronavirus-ireland-records-first-death-in-patient-with-covid-19-1.4199223

PANDEMIC CONFIRMED
PANDEMIC CONFIRMED
PANDEMIC CONFIRMED
PANDEMIC CONFIRMED

The nigger said it.

literally who

ITALIAN PATIENT SPITS ON DOCTOR AND NURSE
dalmacijadanas.hr/pacijent-sa-simptomima-koronavirusa-pljunuo-na-medicinsku-sestru-i-lijecnika-u-italiji/

KUWAITI PATIENT SPITS AT NURSE
gulfnews.com/world/gulf/kuwait/kuwaiti-coronavirus-patient-spits-at-nurse-doctor-says-1.70306273

LINK NOW

>it's a pandemic
>but uhh a few countries only have as if it that's relevant when you just declared a pandemic

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WHO DECLARES PANDEMIC
>WHO DECLARES PANDEMIC
WHO DECLARES PANDEMIC
>WHO DECLARES PANDEMIC
WHO DECLARES PANDEMIC
>WHO DECLARES PANDEMIC
WHO DECLARES PANDEMIC
>WHO DECLARES PANDEMIC
WHO DECLARES PANDEMIC
>WHO DECLARES PANDEMIC
WHO DECLARES PANDEMIC
>WHO DECLARES PANDEMIC

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youtube.com/watch?v=SAshseXWVRE

Watching the DJIA stream and people are fucking going nuts on the trading floor

BTFO

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HAHAHAHAHA
KOREA AND CHINA IS HAVING A NEW REBOUND IN CASES
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

PANDEMIC DROPPED!!!!
GET FUCKED!!!

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And then i said "here's your P word pass"

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WHAT ABOUT THE PANDEMIC BONDS

PANDEMIC

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>feeling a bit constricted in my chest

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youtube.com/watch?v=SAshseXWVRE&feature=emb_title

IT'S OFFICIAL
PANDEMIC
WE WILL ALL DIE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

HE SAID PANDEMIC. HE FUCKING SAID IT. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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KIKES CAN NOW SELL PANDEMIC BONDS

KIKES CAN NOW SELL PANDEMIC BONDS

KIKES CAN NOW SELL PANDEMIC BONDS

KIKES CAN NOW SELL PANDEMIC BONDS

KIKES CAN NOW SELL PANDEMIC BONDS

>NIGGER DECLARED THE PANDEMIC
>NIGGER DECLARED THE PANDEMIC
>NIGGER DECLARED THE PANDEMIC
>NIGGER DECLARED THE PANDEMIC
>NIGGER DECLARED THE PANDEMIC
>NIGGER DECLARED THE PANDEMIC
>NIGGER DECLARED THE PANDEMIC

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PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
>PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
>PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
>PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
>PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
>PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
>PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!

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seems there are some bonds coming at maturity after a pandemic is declared. If any Yas Forums fag can confirm this and who owns them, who has to pay them, and what amount/yield.

youtube.com/watch?v=UGRFP15Qj2w

what does declaring it a pandemic do?
extra resourcesvets?

Now that he is no longer sucking Chinese cock he finally says it. What a cunt.

THIS FEELS LIKE A BAD DREAM AND I CAN'T WAKE UP

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those have their own clauses, doesnt matter what WHO says as far as i know

PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECELERATION
PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECELERATION
PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECELERATION
PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECELERATION
PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECELERATION

Extremely poor choice for OP image for the bandemig confirmed thread

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>Tedros: "we've been sounding the alarm all along"

LYING PIECE OF SHIT YOU NEED TO DIE

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Is this bitch seriously trying to shift blame for not declaring a pandemic?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO PENGUINS HAVE SNEEZED YET THIS IS WRONG
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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PANDEMIC TIME

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NOTHING BURGERS CANT RECOVER!!!
RETARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!

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Anybody else notice the tiny green lapel on Teddy's coat? Wonder if there's a cyanide cap inside

ELITES RUNNING OFF TO NEW ZEALAND BUNKERS

ELITES RUNNING OFF TO NEW ZEALAND BUNKERS

ELITES RUNNING OFF TO NEW ZEALAND BUNKERS

ELITES RUNNING OFF TO NEW ZEALAND BUNKERS

ELITES RUNNING OFF TO NEW ZEALAND BUNKERS

HE SAID IT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S A CONFIRMED PANDEMIC

PANDEMIC

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Autisim Tea to help fight Corona Virus.
Take Pine Needles White Pine, Red Pine or Spruce make sure you are 100% sure you know it is a safe tree.
Boil water and pour it over the pine needles DO NOT BOIL the Needles it will destroy the Vitamin C.

Let steep for 1 hour or more.

Mix Black Pepper, Tumeric, Cinnamon, Ginger.

Take the Pine Needle water, filter it and mix with spices figure it out.

Drink that shit. Limit to 1 a day Pine Needles have 500% DV of Vitamin C and 200% DV Vitamin A. The spices are all anti-inflammatory garlic, cayenne and cloves also are though only cloves would taste good though if you don't care about taste mix all that shit.

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HE SAID IT AGAIN
EVERY OTHER SENTANCE NOW

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>been waiting for an actual happening as they never actually happen
>it actually happens
>don't like it

C-can we go back to how it was lads?

quick rundown on pandemic bonds?

OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT

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>doesn't even know how antibodies work

C O P E
O
P
E

PANDEMIC CONFIRMED, BTFO

stop putting to much into this.
all it was is jewish siege.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE PANDEMIC BONDERINOS! NOT THE LOW-VOLATILITY-INVESTMENT BOYS!

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this doctor has no shame. a week ago he was calling stigmatization worse than the virus. now he finally calls a pandemic after the whole bullshit of "we won't move to mitigation cuz we believe it's possible to contain it"

which is worse now huh? stigmatization or pandemic?

The name's Demic. Pan Demic.

any truth to this

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2 CASES BEING ANALYZED FOR CORONAVIRUS

MINISTER OF HEALTH RECOMMENDED TO NOT SHARE "MATE" (TEA) AND TO CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE IF YOU HAVE SYMPTOMS

First death in Sweden confirmed

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Guys it's too quiet in Canada.. when are we getting the mega boost?

you can't post this anymore pls stop

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oh no nothingburgerbros it was supposed to be just a flu

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FUCK this is awesome.

MAKE IT GO VIRAL!
>bitchute.com/video/eVF5ce10ltlJ/
SO THE JÖÖTUB cannot kill it!

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OFFICIAL CANADIAN BROADCAST APRIL 4, 2020 10:31 AM
"If you're infected and don't incinerate yourself, the virus wins." - Justin Trudeau

>NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO
NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO
>NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO
NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO
>NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO
NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO
>NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO
NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO
>NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO
NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO
>NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO
NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO
>NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO
NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO

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it hasn't even started lad fucking hell

>Just doesn't want to sink down into the 23,000s

Give it up you bitch.

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Fucking kek
I wish a nigger would

Posting this from another thread, for all the /cvg/ happeningchads. Shills exploded intro the thread like i havnt seen since 2016. Trying to deflect everything to it being Chinese-originating. When came from US/Canada.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/
> "Pseudotyping experiments were based on HIV-based pseudovirus"

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/pdf/nihms766724.pdf

nature.com/articles/nm.3985
Nature full PDF: files.catbox.moe/bbamzm.pdf

> gain-of-function

> "We built a chimeric virus encoding a novel, zoonotic CoV spike protein from the RsSHC014-CoV sequence that was isolated from Chinese horseshoe bats in the context of the SARS-CoV mouse-adapted backbone. We characterized CoV infection mediated by the SHC014 spike protein in primary human airway cells and in vivo."

> Xing-Yi Ge
> Zhengli-Li Shi
> + funding from China:
> "National Natural Science Foundation of China awards 81290341 (Z.-L.S.) and 31470260 (X.-Y.G.)."

the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502

> “The only impact of this work is the creation, in a lab, of a new, non-natural risk,” Richard Ebright, a molecular biologist and biodefence expert at Rutgers University, told Nature.

>when they would have declared it one yesterday, but decided to move to only 3 briefings a week, allowing them to stall a day
>declaring a pandemic, but deciding to go to less briefings

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LIVE STREAM GRAND COUNTRY UTAH PUBLIC MEETING TO BAN PUBLIC EVENTS

youtu.be/EvkmN4eX2fE

Lol. Boomers want dat cash...

LOOOOOOOL
TRUE BROTHER I LAUGH SO HARD AT YOUR POST

Man I can't wait till the questions start and reporters tear Teddy's tender asshole apart.

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PANDEMIC
A
N
D
E
M
I
C

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they lose majority of their money if they sell before pandemic is classified

he is here

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>Doesn't want to drop the P word.

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THIS RIDE WILL NEVER END

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WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
$1000 EOY

THERE HAS BEEN SO MUHC ATTENTION ONE WORD AND YOU KNOW THAT
>THERE HAS BEEN SO MUHC ATTENTION ONE WORD AND YOU KNOW THAT
THERE HAS BEEN SO MUHC ATTENTION ONE WORD AND YOU KNOW THAT
>THERE HAS BEEN SO MUHC ATTENTION ONE WORD AND YOU KNOW THAT
THERE HAS BEEN SO MUHC ATTENTION ONE WORD AND YOU KNOW THAT
>THERE HAS BEEN SO MUHC ATTENTION ONE WORD AND YOU KNOW THAT
THERE HAS BEEN SO MUHC ATTENTION ONE WORD AND YOU KNOW THAT
>THERE HAS BEEN SO MUHC ATTENTION ONE WORD AND YOU KNOW THAT
THERE HAS BEEN SO MUHC ATTENTION ONE WORD AND YOU KNOW THAT
>THERE HAS BEEN SO MUHC ATTENTION ONE WORD AND YOU KNOW THAT

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ITS A PANDEMIC AND WERE ALL GOING TO DIE
>ITS A PANDEMIC AND WERE ALL GOING TO DIE
ITS A PANDEMIC AND WERE ALL GOING TO DIE
>ITS A PANDEMIC AND WERE ALL GOING TO DIE

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PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC

Denmark 442
Argentina Update our score pls

BANDEMIC GONFIRMED

FUGGGGGGGGGGGGG :DDDDDDD

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Can we lynch this nigger for not declaring a pandemic in January?

what is your soundtrack to the end of the world lads, for me it's this

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tink tink tink
*ahem*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

INFECT ME ALREADY

This nigger.

>The letter of the day is P

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youtube.com/watch?v=8hySei9-4JA
+youtube.com/watch?v=XnhxjYCVHp8

anyone else made some good money from the doomers and preppers? i made a couple thousand from selling stuff at a huge markup before ebay finally banned me.

Colorado Springs CO is seeing a lot of hoarding and runs on basics. I think it's been in this area at least 6 weeks though. Gonna get shitty

Any source? I expect this is happening but images/evidence would help

link to tweet?

based

NOW IS THE TIME TO PANIC. DROWN YOUR LOCAL CHINK. ALWAYS DISCRIMINATE TOWARDS CHINKLET SHILLS. REFUSE ANYTHING CHINA-MADE, THE ONE THING HE KEEPS HARPING ON ABOUT IS THE ECONOMY. KEEP DUMPING AND SELLING LADS, CRASH IT WITH NO SURVIVORS.

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cdc.gov/flu/pandemic-resources/pdf/pandemic-influenza-implementation.pdf

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We /cpg/ now

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US: We Left4Dead now
EU: We 28 Weeks Later now

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VIRUS CAUSES BIG PENIS TO GROW SMALL AND SMALL PENIS TO GROW BIG CONFIRMED BY SCIENTISTS

>VIRUS CAUSES BIG PENIS TO GROW SMALL AND SMALL PENIS TO GROW BIG CONFIRMED BY SCIENTISTSVIRUS CAUSES BIG PENIS TO GROW SMALL AND SMALL PENIS TO GROW BIG CONFIRMED BY SCIENTISTS

>VIRUS CAUSES BIG PENIS TO GROW SMALL AND SMALL PENIS TO GROW BIG CONFIRMED BY SCIENTISTSVIRUS CAUSES BIG PENIS TO GROW SMALL AND SMALL PENIS TO GROW BIG CONFIRMED BY SCIENTISTS

>VIRUS CAUSES BIG PENIS TO GROW SMALL AND SMALL PENIS TO GROW BIG CONFIRMED BY SCIENTISTSVIRUS CAUSES BIG PENIS TO GROW SMALL AND SMALL PENIS TO GROW BIG CONFIRMED BY SCIENTISTS

>VIRUS CAUSES BIG PENIS TO GROW SMALL AND SMALL PENIS TO GROW BIG CONFIRMED BY SCIENTISTS

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GET OUT OF YOUR CITY NOW!!!!! LAST CHANCE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO LOCKDOWN YOUR STATE AND YOU WILL DIE IN A FEMA QUARANTINE CAMP

WAIT MY ASS

That's bullshit but I'll believe it

WE PANDEMIC NOW

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BREAKING NEWS: ITS PANDEMIC TIME

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say it again teddy. say it loud and proud

SAY IT AGAIN TEDDY

SAY IT

BASED FRENCHIE ASKING QUESTIONS IN FRENCH

What the fuck is this frog language?

Markets are already in the 23,000s Pandemic is gonna drop it more!

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panic

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what happens if it's a different species?

BASED.

Very valuable post, fren. Thank you.

All shitposters report in

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Thanks for including the states and territories.
But especially thank you for including San Marino.

it is Chinese you fucking retard, you are giving us info we have known for months, we are aware of the US chimera experiments, we are also aware (you arent apparently) that Wuhan was a cohort AND also stealing biomaterial from level 4 infectious disease labs for years

stop telling us shit we know and know better than you, with conclusions that make no sense

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GET OUT OF YOUR CITY NOW!!!!! LAST CHANCE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO LOCKDOWN YOUR STATE AND YOU WILL DIE IN A FEMA QUARANTINE CAMP

GET OUT OF YOUR CITY NOW!!!!! LAST CHANCE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO LOCKDOWN YOUR STATE AND YOU WILL DIE IN A FEMA QUARANTINE CAMP

GET OUT OF YOUR CITY NOW!!!!! LAST CHANCE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO LOCKDOWN YOUR STATE AND YOU WILL DIE IN A FEMA QUARANTINE CAMP

GET OUT OF YOUR CITY NOW!!!!! LAST CHANCE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO LOCKDOWN YOUR STATE AND YOU WILL DIE IN A FEMA QUARANTINE CAMP

ACTIVATE PANDEMIC PROTOCOL

CORONA CHAN HAS EVOLVED FROM A VIRUS TO A PANDEMIC NOW OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

This is WW3

What does it being declared a pandemic mean In terms of practical applications?

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PANDEMIC
>PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC
>PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC
>PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC
>PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC
>PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC
>PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC

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>all those burger flags in denial

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HIP HIP HOOOOORAYYYYY

PANDEMIC PANDEMIC BOYS!!!

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at what temperature the virus is ded?
i want to cook a meal but i don't live alone and don't know who touched what

SHIT I HAVE MASSIVE BONER
NEVER TAUGHT IT WOULD GROW LIKE THIS
I DONT WANT TO SCARE MY FAMILY WHEN LEAVING MY FAP CHAMBER

L.A. Biofaganon standing by

ANIME WILL SAVE US

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Martial law declared. Hold on to your beans, Amerifats.

Still not spreading fast enough for my liking.
Please papa Nurgle, I need this world burned to the ground before next monday.

UNEQUIVOCALLY BTFO

where do i go??

Chicago fag ready for orders

>41C for >5 minutes

What is the origin of that picture?

RYANAIR LOOKS DEPRESSED AND DISCONSOLATE

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Notice how Gary and all nothingburger shills have gone silent.

Its Corona-sama now

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WE PANDEMIC NOW
WHO JUST ANNOUNCED

it's just a hoax bro

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they already did it , there's no point

SOCIAL DISTACING HASN'T HAVE THE EFFECTIVITY HAS CONTACT TRACING

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT MY VIRUSIINOOOOOOO PANDEMICERINOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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guess now it's time to prep. how much money did you throw at prepping?

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this thread is moving so fast people leave and go farm (You)s in other threads

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I wonder if the reason why the minsal didn't make a new about it, it's because we have a infected cop

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P-P-P-P-P

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

PPPPPPA

I JUST CANT user , STOP THIS TORTURE

Chloroquine & Zinc Treatment Combo can kill corona virus!
>CHLOROQUINE AND ZINC !!!
youtube.com/watch?v=U7F1cnWup9M&t=133s

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To the best of my knowledge, they're not coming to maturity. The investors forfeit the principal, and the principal goes towards fighting the pandemic.

REPORT YOUR BOARD HERE
/VG/ HERE

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Lynch the nigger

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Hamburg NEET reporting in

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Case confirmed in New Mexico, were gonna die

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM COOOOOMING

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Pan
Dem
Ick

theres nothing on the news about a pandemic being declared...

To hell.

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For people who don’t. Seethe harder

Anime is cancelled user

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WE PANDEMIC NOW
>WE PANDEMIC NOW
WE PANDEMIC NOW
>WE PANDEMIC NOW
WE PANDEMIC NOW
>WE PANDEMIC NOW
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>WE PANDEMIC NOW

Dow is gonna hit the circuit breaker in an hour

Some Pine like Yew, Juniper, Hemlock and Pondorosa Pine are poisonous. White, Red and Spruce are easy to identify grow everywhere and are easy to find.

BUY HIGH, SELL LOW

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>now
Lmao. You should have prepped back in January when Yas Forums was telling you. Now everything has tripled in price and is out of stock.

Logan here. fuck niggers

>Evaluation of available SARS-based immune-therapeutic and prophylactic modalities revealed poor efficacy; both monoclonal antibody and vaccine approaches failed to neutralize and protect from infection with CoVs using the novel spike protein.

fucking wow

Leafcuck standing by.

/cvg/ restaurant on stand by

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>First positive case in Ireland announced yesterday
Gee, I wonder why

Yas Forums here

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Wow, I guess the Chinese bribe money ran out

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anime is dead.

How much did a small bottle of hand sanitizer cost before this shit happened?

>COOFING in the room
WHO is finished

No no green chile cures all

that you can kidnapp cunny

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This.

where is gary now?

cough cough

YUTA BTFO

JSUT WOKE UP WTF IS GOIGN ON

He's one step away from the "just" hairstyle.

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fucking WITNESSED

bear trap you fucktard

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Interesting also gotta not how all infected in florida but one is over 60 sans one guy in his 40s

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OH NO NO NO NOTHINGBURGERBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

OY
How is Japan doing so well?
They haven't enacted any strict measures, yet their rate is fine.

>tfw my college is one of the few colleges left in the state NOT to close unless a case is CONFIRMED on campus
>tfw the hopsitals aren't testing people unless they have traveled from china
its over

C-Lane/Sean: I know you're here. Don't be a pussy.

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>bro just take dangerous antimalarials
lol, great!

you mean equipment? i wont be buying that bro. just food

ALL OF IT
MONEY WILL BE USELESS BY FRIDAY
GET OUT OF THE CITIES
HUNKER DOWN INNAWOODS
KISS YOUR ARSE GOODBYE

BRAP sniffer, standing by.

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youtube.com/watch?v=YlBnJ0egT_4

Music for the thread

Teddy finally said the P-word without denying its existence

Kys dutch fag

Yeah about 6 weeks late on that

They're saying not to close the schools. motherfuckers.

STOP ITS A NOTHINGBURGER ITS BARELY A PANDEMIC NOOOOOOOO

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DON'T DO IT, THIS CREATES MUSTARD GAS

Was Gary really a shill tho? I thought it was just a meme that started out retarded and actually got funnier.

dow minus 1k and dropping

Based Borat poster.

HIGH FIVE!

ITS OFFICIALLY A PANDEMIC

bbc.co.uk/news/world-51839944

OUR GIRL DID IT

>BAGHOLDERS
>T
>F
>O

/dqg/ reporting

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I WAS THERE SHWN THE NIGGER SAID THE P WORD
>I WAS THERE SHWN THE NIGGER SAID THE P WORD
I WAS THERE SHWN THE NIGGER SAID THE P WORD
>I WAS THERE SHWN THE NIGGER SAID THE P WORD

>dutchbro risks exposure to corona-chan to travel to kazkahstan to acquire primo kazkah country cunny
based

HERE. WE. GO.

ITS BEEN FUN BOYS!!!! GOOD LUCK

/sp/ reporting in

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PANDEMIC!!!!!!

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kek Slovakia still just 10 cases, turns out if you don't test people there are almost no cases, get on our level!

Also, the orthodox church is not stopping communion as the Eucharist cannot spread death & diseases

Literally WHO?

Manila Fag on standby

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What's with Qatar suddenly going from 24 confirmed cases to 262?

>now
Hueheuheuueheuehw

This mick bastard looks like his diet consists of dark beer and chips

mongol reporting

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/pnd/ here
This is the price for 8ch's shutdown. Now the whole world has to pay for it

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ПAHДEMИЯ ГPOБ ГPOБ КЛAДБИЩE ПИДOP

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FIRST THREE CASES IN NEW MEXICO
FIRST THREE CASES IN NEW MEXICO
FIRST THREE CASES IN NEW MEXICO

Dig into pandemic bonds. Nice can of worms.

it feels so good knowing i'm prepared and all the normies are going to die, darwanism at it's finest. let's make sure to rebuild society the right way this time guys

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0.99

I LOVE THE P WORD
I LOVE THE P WORD
I LOVE THE P WORD
I LOVE THE P WORD
I LOVE THE P WORD

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WITHDRAW ALL MONEY FROM BANK
PACK ALL YOUR SHIT
LEAVE THE CITY
GET OUT OF QUARANTINE ZONE
MARTIAL LAW CONFIRMED

LAST CHANCE NIGGERS

WITHDRAW ALL MONEY FROM BANK
PACK ALL YOUR SHIT
LEAVE THE CITY
GET OUT OF QUARANTINE ZONE
MARTIAL LAW CONFIRMED

LAST CHANCE NIGGERS

WITHDRAW ALL MONEY FROM BANK
PACK ALL YOUR SHIT
LEAVE THE CITY
GET OUT OF QUARANTINE ZONE
MARTIAL LAW CONFIRMED

LAST CHANCE NIGGERS

/tg/ here, we zombies now

DEAR GOD!!!!

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Finland's infected cases doubling in ~3 days, yee haw.

Today 59
14th 118
17th 236
20th 456
23rd 912
26th 1824
29th 3648
1st APRIL about 7k
4th 14k
7th 28k
10th 56k
13th 112k
16th 224k
19th 448k
22nd 896k
25th 1.792 million
28th Irrelevant
1st May 100% population infected. This is less than two months from now.

Around $1 for a 3 oz bottle.

1.19 USD for 2oz at my local Walmart and home depot.
After today's announcemnt it's fucking ambrosia or the fountain of youth

nothing
go back to sleep

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>7,500,000,000 total people on Earth
>4,000 total deaths
>THIS IS IT GUYS, THIS IS THE BIG ONE!!!!!

Yawn, not even half of what SARS took out, not even 2% of what H1N1 took out. This virus is literally nothing you fucking loser virgins.

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I finally saw infowars opinion on corona

and i now realize that its a man made hoax

but potentially a real virus.

i havnt seen anyone personally get sick in my real life

but alex jones made it very clear this is all so that way so that they can shut down society using the fear they create through the media and things

and then once the food production is slowed down and nobody is working etc. they can then take you into their fema camp

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6 million to be safe

NON PREPPER REPORTING IN.

ZERO PREPERATION DONE

fox news just said 1000 confirmed cases in the U.S it's fucking over. It's out of control.

Posting in epic thread

DOW JONES AT -4.40%

DOW JONES AT -4.40%

DOW JONES AT -4.40%

DOW JONES AT -4.40%

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Monza-Brianza fag ready , it's a good day to die

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90% RECESSION
youtube.com/watch?v=Ob3Qf3VbNaQ

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Based and
/international postapocaliptic cunny cartel/ pilled

It's actually a Somethingburger, Standing By!

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side effects are negligible

The nigger said the P word and now the thread is moving so fast no one will notice that I would bang Ilhan Omar just to see if she has all her lady parts.

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I like this one, also why does noone takes it serious?
youtube.com/watch?v=uCoyUBQB5DE

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MALE NURSE WAS RIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAHAHAHAHAAHA
THEY ARE SO FUCKING TRIGGERED BY THE WORD
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING

why do you guys celebrate this?...

Do you understand how exponential growth works? 3-4 days and the people in denial will be pissing their pants.
Alberta went from 3 to 16 yesterday.

probably

we're all gonna die, desu

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Leafbro reporting in

youtube.com/watch?v=ylTY9WbMGDc

>this cold is now a p word!
>everybody panic!

Nothing has changed you retards, this is still nothingburger

Can confirm

I agree. You are not invited.

IT'S GONNA TAAAAAAAANK

WE PANDEMIC NOW

11/3 - 3/11 33 33 33 33
PANDEMIC
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I wonder how the DIJA looks after the upgrade to pandemic was announced

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
READY TO RECEIVE ORDERS!

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BUT STOCKS KEEP GETTING LOWER AND LOWER! SHOULD I SELL WHEN IT'S AT ZERO?!

japan just canceled the olympics, they will loose billions from that.
i cant even imagine just how fucked japan is right now.

IT'S JUST BEEN CONFIRMED IN MY FUCKING TOWN BECAUSE OF SOME POSH FUCKING FAGGOT CUNT WHO WENT ON A CUNTING SKI TRIP TO SHITALY

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Yas Forums here

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does ratio population:infected count?
if so then switzerland is by far most fucked on this list

IT'S NOT JUST A SOMETHING BURGER
IT'S A QUARTER POUNDER NOW

ded man

I bet we'd already be at +300 if people were being fucking tested.

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>that pic
kek

And? I mean seriously, at this point they are trying to not become completely irrelevant, because in practice this makes no fucking difference.

I have nowhere to go. I will die in my apartment, unless I'm able to get my land purchase trough.

FINE, IT'S A PANDEMIC OK A PANDEMIC!

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>now
You're lucky the virus isn't too bad in huezil.
You needed to prepare last week at the latest

>WHO DECLARED CORONAVIRUS AS JUST A FLU

HAPPENING OVER

god-daddy trump will save us all

/tg/ here ready clense

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>why do you guys celebrate this?...
DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH

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It's happening

it is about the dose nigga

i know u can kill

ITS HAPPPOOOOOOOOONIING AAAAAAAAAAAA

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HOUD U BAKKES MARIA

HAPPENING: TEDROS SEEN COMMUNING WITH VIRIONS
> HAPPENING: TEDROS SEEN COMMUNING WITH VIRIONS
HAPPENING: TEDROS SEEN COMMUNING WITH VIRIONS
> HAPPENING: TEDROS SEEN COMMUNING WITH VIRIONS

BUY THE DIP BOOMERS

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Proper use of this meme
10/10

user.. it’s gonna be f- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

/vr/ here, 6th gen will never be retro

Ah yes, we call the regular flu season a pandemic. Retard.

Brit/pol standing by

Most people here are disaffected youth that see very few redeeming qualities in the modern world

Spoiler alert: she's a man, man

You are correct. Nothing has changed. We were always fucked. Now we're just officially fucked.

immune gypsy moving forward

Big Brother Country reporting for duty!

based mask
I like it

THE DOW IS NOW GOING TO FUCKING CRASH LETS GO TO SUB 23K FUCKERS
>THE DOW IS NOW GOING TO FUCKING CRASH LETS GO TO SUB 23K FUCKERS
THE DOW IS NOW GOING TO FUCKING CRASH LETS GO TO SUB 23K FUCKERS
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THE DOW IS NOW GOING TO FUCKING CRASH LETS GO TO SUB 23K FUCKERS
>THE DOW IS NOW GOING TO FUCKING CRASH LETS GO TO SUB 23K FUCKERS
THE DOW IS NOW GOING TO FUCKING CRASH LETS GO TO SUB 23K FUCKERS
>THE DOW IS NOW GOING TO FUCKING CRASH LETS GO TO SUB 23K FUCKERS
THE DOW IS NOW GOING TO FUCKING CRASH LETS GO TO SUB 23K FUCKERS
>THE DOW IS NOW GOING TO FUCKING CRASH LETS GO TO SUB 23K FUCKERS
THE DOW IS NOW GOING TO FUCKING CRASH LETS GO TO SUB 23K FUCKERS
>THE DOW IS NOW GOING TO FUCKING CRASH LETS GO TO SUB 23K FUCKERS

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rt.com/news/482867-world-health-organization-coronavirus-pandemic/

ITS HAPPENING WOWOWOW

Based

Its tanking down.
It looks beatiful

Don't worry, I saw it.

The opposite. They were maturing in July, if pandemic declared earlier: they have been fucked out of their money. Which is actually good news

Humanity btfo

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
RESTART BUTTON!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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YABBA
DABBA
DOO

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m-my whole life has been leading up to this

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Nothing burger poster standing by

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I found some in a Chinese dollar store and the bitch was selling it for $7 a bottle. They brought this plague and now ripping people off for a small bottle of soap lmao.

They had no choice. Tedros was hitting Baghdad Bob levels of transparent bullshit and was being exposed as a China shill even to the most oblivious normies. It was an obvious farce when the WHO changed their definition of pandemic to "we have no objective standard anymore; we'll tell you if it ever happens"

It's clearly broken out not just on more than one continent (the typical definition), but on EVERY FUCKING CONTINENT AND THE MAJORITY OF COUNTRIES.

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DCA YOUR WAY TO HELLLLLLLL

NO
>t. a Boomer

Good question. My guess is: exactly nothing.

We must meme the fuck out of this guy and get it into the normies eyes. He did something extremely brave and does not deserve to be forgotten.

bally up lad, petrol bombs kill the infection

death isnt really good..

>Milhouse = Italy
They're doomed

PASTABRO HERE

NOOOOO ITS NOT PANDEMIA REDDIT TOLD ME IT WAS A NOTHIMGBURGER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tell me how to redo the swimming mask to a gas mask with German autism my dude

AHAHAHAHAHAHA WE DID IT!!! GOD BLESS CORONA-CHAN! I KNEW SHE COULD DO IT! /OURGIRL/ WINS AGAIN!

Tedros literally said this is THE FIRST CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC

Big retard reporting in from work.

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Lex, KY fag reporting in

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PRAISED BE

Alberta has 14 cases already in Canada, list is not up to date.

We're on the based timeline

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youtube.com/watch?v=FKv8Y_A9P3c&list=LLsfQQQhj8xAPVmQVgxa4_bg&index=2&t=0s
SING WITH ME BROS

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>someone coughed live on stream

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Le buy le dip

Someone help! I can't shake these Ties!

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Self isolating on Monday

Fuck my work
Fuck boomers
>Fuck you goddamn boomers

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-1200

how will normalniggers react when they see on the evening news tonight that ((((officials)))) have declared a pandemic?

>officially a pandemic
So it's officially NOT a nothingburger
Nothingburgers on suicide watch

scmp.com/week-asia/health-environment/article/3074496/southeast-asia-risk-missing-coronavirus-cases-amid

nbcmiami.com/news/local/health-officials-confirm-dengue-fever-case-in-keys/2203190/

I suspect my local government is trying to cover up a coronavirus case since it's high season for tourism.

DEATH OF NORMALFAGS AND NIGGERS

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500 DAYS OF WEALTH DESTROYED IN DAYS LMAOOOOOO

ITS HAPPUNENG

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That could very well change, nothingburger-kun. Take consideration of the exponential growth, and the rise of cases this past week.

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Imagine being a justaflu right about now. Just imagine the abject humiliation and shame. Assuming they are even capable of such human emotions.

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ANSWER ME WHAT DOES IT BEING CALLED A PANDEMIC ACTUALLY CHANGE?

Porkon I'm on my way!

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No don't sell for any reason you fuck. This time next year you'll thank me

they're a nothing burger, countries are blowing trillions to keep their economies afloat

because it will lead to the collapse of neoliberalism society and we can rebuild from the ground up

Hubei is reopening key industries and its public transportation, I guess this means they’re recovered.

Semi cucked viking standing by

Emily Yucis really did make the best Wu Flu parody song. Seriously under rated

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_epidemics

>Worldwide
>not China

FUCK WIKIPEDIA

FUCK CHINA NUKE THEM NOW

Thanks for the update, Chang

*coof coof*

kek
Underrated

Lehigh University in PA is moving all classes online starting next Monday and shutting down dorms the same day so people go home. Not posting the email since I'm a technological retard and would doxx myself but I'm a student there so can confirm that it's legit.

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/tg/ call the shuttle this station is fucked.

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u will die too
or your parents

THE AGRESSIVE COUGHING IN THE ROOM

It's literally worse than a pandemic

Keep buying paper rolls, dumb prepper

These are the real nummbers
► Detected: 255,780 ► Died: 12,320

China 100,000+
Iran 9,000+
S.Korea 9,000+
Italy 10,000+
Germany 6,000+
These are the biggest cases

When it ends, you know it was true. Truth is only told once. Good Bye, Shitlords.

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Have you any idea how long this board has waited for an actual happening?

Personally I celebrate this because the insane debt based economy desperately needs a fucking reset.
Everything is in such a massive bubble that every day just makes the repercussions worse.
This was pushed far too long and we're going to see insane ramifications for years to come once this depression really starts going.
So many people are going to get fucked over by this, but better now than in 5 years.

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I literally noticed the live monkey last

Tom Cruise-lookalike fag reporting for duty

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States the seriousness of the situation to the public, and all countries. Iirc it also opens up pandemic funds, and world wide resources that otherwise won't open.

*Explodes*

IRELAND AT 50 INFECTED. WE FUCKED BOIS
Souce: news.google.com/articles/CAIiEOnfhvona4je9XJ3FM5VjxAqGQgEKhAIACoHCAow0dKVCzDCt6sDMI7oxgY?hl=en-IE&gl=IE&ceid=IE:en

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>FUCK CHINA NUKE THEM NOW

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This. It doesn't matter where the Chinese stole it from. It matters that the shitheads released it into the wild.

wbur.org/commonhealth/2020/03/11/boston-1918-flu-pandemic-coronavirus

>There, the virus appears to have started among sailors at Commonwealth Pier in late August. And it spread quickly. On September 6, 1918, the Boston Daily Globe reported that there were 300 cases of the flu at Commonwealth Pier.

>Four days later, the number had risen to 1,100, prompting this warning: "Boston health authorities who are combating the grippe ask the cooperation of girls who have sailor friends, requesting them to refrain from kissing."

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW. THIS IS A FUCKING 1918 PANDEMIC ALL OVER AGAIN. GET FUCKING READY NOW. TELL YOUR LOVED ONES NOW.

Indian dude who was in Germany before reporting for duty. Tour of duty - pre CVG, #666, #1666

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>My face when I just pulled out in January on a weird hunch

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Kek

The dumbasses in charge pay attention to what the WHO says and treats it as gospel. Now that they're no longer in denial, you should see a lot more media exposure and response from this.
Be prepared for normalfags to think they're CNNexperts on this shit

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK KIKES BURN IT ALL DOWN FUCK NIGGERS I WANT IT ALL TO JUST FUCKING CRASH

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HE SAID THE S WORD

HVA SÅ DEVICE

Ha! Now all those rich, market manipulating fucks have to pay out the money they put into those bull shit pandemic bonds! Poetic justice!

back to the god-forsaken village you, your parents or your grandparents came from.

SOW-LEE-DAH-REE-TEE

A lot in the world and their governments will call it a pandemic too. Some media has stopped short calling it a pandemic because of the same reason. Also when nothingburgerfags can't say nothingburger anymore.

i think this is the time to declare.
POL WAS RIGHT AGAIN

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Report in? I never left.

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NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:

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>other countries will be like italy very soon
based

Am i banned wtf

IRAN IS DOING IT'S BEST
RIP

>all around me are familiar coofers
>worn out breathing
>worn out coofers

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Anakin reaction image reporting for duty

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SSUMMONING DANISH ANONS - MOMMY FREDERIKSEN TALKS TO THE NATION AT 20:30

COMFY THREAD LIVE

He was a legit bot that stopped posting after a time. The bot could be baited to first post in fake threads.

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>welcoming a lethal worldwide pandemic just to destroy fractional reserve banking.

Based.

World Bank has to pay out the humongous disaster loans it made betting on DEATH BY CORONAVIRUS

pubdocs.worldbank.org/en/882831509568634367/PEF-Final-Prospectus-PEF.pdf

how do u know..

WHO admits Corona can no longer be contained.

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WELL HERE WE GO

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Brings pandemic bonds into action.
Pretty can of worms.

I used to love you /vr/ but you become Yas Forums-lite but with more concentrated retardation.

I'm scared user, Hug me.

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Nobody fucking cares, literally nobody.
>hurr durr I been in CVG for ages
Get a life cunt

The time to get out was early feb or before.

Yeah i bet somehow someone did a jewish magic and kept the money

Always was, always did. Now the fucking world burns, NEETs will inherit the world. Let all normalfags turn to chaos and anarchy

You can read it here:
gazzettaufficiale.it/eli/id/2020/03/09/20A01558/sg
Use a translator.

Your lyrics are bad and you should feel bad

Swedish sausage inspector standing by

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Any credence to what this cunt from WHO is spewing? She looks jewish to me.

+2 Peru my dude

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HUG

I mean, yeah, but I'm talking official numbers. I hear 20% are asymptomatic Chad Super Spreaders anyways. Finland is already fucked. We'll be Wuhan Clan in about 2 months.

Its likely they're more concerned about keeping their economy afloat than preserving lives; they can afford to lose a couple million people

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That acronym could be interpreted a different way...

Remember the advice of Yas Forums:
>Buy high
>Sell low

Just skip to the Articles 1 and 2.

>tfw sold mine 2 weeks ago and bought gold/silver

that was never an option.

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Schools country-wide are closed down usually up to the 14th of April here in Poland.

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