/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1892

► Detected: 121,757 ► Died: 4,389

>NEWS
NHS to employ nursing students to tackle pandemic
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UK health minister tests positive
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Spanish Civil Guard keeping people quarantined
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4% of health workers infected in southern Netherlands
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False claims in social media to get you arrested in Newark, New Jersey
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>RESEARCH
All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
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Texan tests negative twice, then positive
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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Bodies must be cremated
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>REMINDER
US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
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US hospitals: no tests, CDC: tests only for travel cases
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
archive.is/FScSh

>LATEST CASES
13:41: 6 new cases in Colombia.
13:37: 2 new cases in Poland.
13:17: 121 new cases and 1 new death in the Netherlands.
13:10: 9 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
13:01: 30 new cases in Sweden.
12:58: 4 new cases in Iceland.
12:49: 48 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.

>MORE
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All fucking niggers must fucking hang.

442 CASES IN DENMARK
>442 CASES IN DENMARK

I'm honestly starting to be really fucking glad that I've prepped so hard for this shit.

first

>LATEST CHANGES
China +36 (+22) Iran +958 (+63) S. Korea +242 (+6) Spain +487 (+13) Germany +91 (+1) USA +22 (+1) Switzerland +155 (+1) Netherlands +121 (+1) Belgium +47 (+3) Lebanon +9 (+1) Indonesia +7 (+1) Albania +2 (+1) Panama +7 (+1) Sweden +122 UK +73 Norway +56 Denmark +78 Austria +24 Bahrain +79 Singapore +12 Malaysia +20 Australia +11 H. Kong +5 Canada +2 Greece +1 Iceland +4 Israel +1 Kuwait +3 Czechia +4 Egypt +1 Thailand +6 Finland +19 Portugal +18 Slovenia +23 Philippines +16 Taiwan +1 Vietnam +4 Romania +7 Brazil +1 Palestine +1 Poland +5 S. Arabia +1 Croatia +1 Hungary +1 S. Africa +6 Serbia +7 Brunei +5 Latvia +2 Slovakia +3 Colombia +6 Mexico +1 Maldives +2 Afghanistan +2 Tunisia +1 Cyprus +4 Malta +1 Morocco +2 Paraguay +3 S. Lanka +1 Honduras +2 Réunion +1 Total +2,833 (+115)

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who else /zerocases/ here?

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China's game plan

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I don't even get how you are supposed to stop something of this level. Shit like this I read
>"As at many stores and markets in the city of 1.2 million, 100,000 fewer than Dallas, a person at the door wearing a mask and disposable gloves manages the long lines, allowing just 10 people in at a time.

>"I had to wait 15 minutes to get in," Luca Galli, a lawyer, 48, said in an interview. However, he added, "once inside, I could easily shop."

>He said that all the supermarket staff were wearing masks and that, at the cashier, people were told to stand a meter away from one another.
It doesn't make that much sense because once someone coughs, it will linger in that place and not magically disappear. So people will still have to go through the same spots as everyone else, but just at a slower pace. Once someone touches a door, it will linger there too. You would have to wipe the door every time. And if you touch your clothes it will hit your clothes. Isn't this almost some kind of nuclear radiation level shit? With the sheer amount of people who are in the world and how many have contracted it, it is literally impossible to contain unless you have the world sit indoors for weeks and clean everything they touch. Then have someone go around cleaning everything from stores, public parks, transits, everything.
Does this thing die after a set amount of time if it doesn't have a new host?

MATHEMATICAL ANALYSIS SHOWS THERE'S ACTUALLY 16,000 COVID-19 CASES IN WASHINGTON STATE ALONE, 140,000 IN FRANCE AND 60,000 IN SPAIN, AND THAT THE REAL MORTALITY RATE IS IN ACTUALITY 30 TIMES WORSE THAN THE FLU!

medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

>MATHEMATICAL ANALYSIS SHOWS THERE'S ACTUALLY 16,000 COVID-19 CASES IN WASHINGTON STATE ALONE, 140,000 IN FRANCE AND 60,000 IN SPAIN, AND THAT THE REAL MORTALITY RATE IS IN ACTUALITY 30 TIMES WORSE THAN THE FLU!

>medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

MATHEMATICAL ANALYSIS SHOWS THERE'S ACTUALLY 16,000 COVID-19 CASES IN WASHINGTON STATE ALONE, 140,000 IN FRANCE AND 60,000 IN SPAIN, AND THAT THE REAL MORTALITY RATE IS IN ACTUALITY 30 TIMES WORSE THAN THE FLU!

medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

>MATHEMATICAL ANALYSIS SHOWS THERE'S ACTUALLY 16,000 COVID-19 CASES IN WASHINGTON STATE ALONE, 140,000 IN FRANCE AND 60,000 IN SPAIN, AND THAT THE REAL MORTALITY RATE IS IN ACTUALITY 30 TIMES WORSE THAN THE FLU!

>medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

MATHEMATICAL ANALYSIS SHOWS THERE'S ACTUALLY 16,000 COVID-19 CASES IN WASHINGTON STATE ALONE, 140,000 IN FRANCE AND 60,000 IN SPAIN, AND THAT THE REAL MORTALITY RATE IS IN ACTUALITY 30 TIMES WORSE THAN THE FLU!

medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

>MATHEMATICAL ANALYSIS SHOWS THERE'S ACTUALLY 16,000 COVID-19 CASES IN WASHINGTON STATE ALONE, 140,000 IN FRANCE AND 60,000 IN SPAIN, AND THAT THE REAL MORTALITY RATE IS IN ACTUALITY 30 TIMES WORSE THAN THE FLU!

>medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,790 (3,158) ► International 40,967 (1,231): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (66) Spain 2,182 (49) France 1,784 (33) Germany 1,656 (3) USA 1,016 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 587 (12) Netherlands 503 (5) UK 456 (6) Belgium 314 (3) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 126 (3) Canada 97 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 12 (1) Panama 8 (1) Morocco 5 (1) Sweden 477 Norway 456 Denmark 340 Austria 206 Bahrain 189 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 90 Iceland 85 Israel 76 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 Czechia 67 India 62 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Vietnam 38 Romania 36 Brazil 35 Ireland 34 Palestine 30 Poland 27 Qatar 24 Georgia 23 S. Arabia 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Chile 17 Croatia 16 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Brunei 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Slovakia 10 Belarus 9 Colombia 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Tunisia 7 Bosnia 7 Bulgaria 6 Cyprus 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Jamaica 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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>+3 infected in estonia
slow and steady wins the race

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Oh yeah, get those travel youtubers
Youtube Super Spreaders
What a hell of a rewind that will make

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Damn dude...
24 to fucking 238 cases in Qatar......

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>THAT THE REAL MORTALITY RATE IS IN ACTUALITY 30 TIMES WORSE THAN THE FLU
so 3% then

>China has returned to work. Everything is fine. Virus is a nothingburger.

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Reminder, her score in Washington state is only actually 3 so far
Boomers dont count
>23 dead
>of which 19 were geriatric boomers in the same retirement home

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Its over we got our first case today.

85 in Iceland kek
What are the chances Iceland will be wiped out by this thing entirely

I love how West countries go from like 9 to 600 overnight because of either lack of transparency or delivery of test kits.

Friends, there was a cool video of a hazmat /cvg/ bro spraying the webcam in full gear, can somebody post it?

I won't loot your bunker if you comply.

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> Washington D.C.
> in 2021

triiips check'em

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UPDATED COVID-19 CHARTS @ 10 Mar 2020

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FIRST CONFIRMED CASE IN MY 2.000 PEOPLE SHITHOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IN TERRONIA

THIS ASSHOLE LIVES A FEW HOUSES AWAY FROM ME

IT WAS NICE SHITPOSTING WITH YOU, Yas Forums

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Where do you get this from? I want to see the same for other cities.

b-but warm weather was supposed to slow it down.

How much you want to be bet that the church burning refugees in Italy and Europe are purposefully spreading Corona-aids?

exponential growth

Joker (2019) was predictive programming for this event.
The film is all about killing the old self like a Phoenix and "rising up" - phoenix is a common symbol for the New World Order. That's why the film also depicts social unrest. And he kills boomer De Niro because Corona kills boomers.

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This is where most Chinese Americans and Italian Americans live.

youtube.com/watch?v=8zVUuvQ-uVs&list=UUXOKEdfOFxsHO_-Su3K8SHg
Just a coincidence every country he was in while he was sick had horrible cases of the virus

You are missing a 0 :^)

Chinas rates will go up again once they shut down quarantine and go back to work
Its quarantine or mass death
An unsolvable conundrum

newfag, we have our 22nd today

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Yes, about 3,59% at the moment out of confirmed cases.

Also the CFR for the flu is definitely not 0,1%, it's lower than that.

>UK Health Minister Nadine Dorries has told the BBC that a member of her parliamentary staff has also been infected with the virus.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's spreading through Parliament

tomtom

tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/milan-traffic

Yes it does. This virus can't just exist outside of cells for weeks on end. I'm certain if you wait 10 days and it's warmer than 20°C outside it will be long gone.

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bt.dk/udland/live-coronavirus-doedstal-passerer-4.300

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I miss that guy, he also has a jewtube upload of it as well, just to have the sounds

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No bad cases there it's too hot already, just watch us die in the north and be comfy

FUCKING BOOMERS ON THE TRAIN WONT STOP COUGHING

CORONACHAN WAIFUS ARE NOW REAL
>CORONACHAN WAIFUS ARE NOW REAL
CORONACHAN WAIFUS ARE NOW REAL
>CORONACHAN WAIFUS ARE NOW REAL
CORONACHAN WAIFUS ARE NOW REAL
>CORONACHAN WAIFUS ARE NOW REAL
CORONACHAN WAIFUS ARE NOW REAL
>CORONACHAN WAIFUS ARE NOW REAL
CORONACHAN WAIFUS ARE NOW REAL
>CORONACHAN WAIFUS ARE NOW REAL

twitter.com/totalTURK/status/1237767250599464960

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LEBANESE EXPAT HERE
CONFIRMED IN LEBANON:
OVER 71 ""OFFICIAL"" CASES, REAL COUNT IS 10 TIMES MORE
ALL STORES AND RESTAURANTS TO CLOSE STARTING 6 AM TOMORROW
ALL FLIGHTS FROM INFECTED ZONES CANCELLED EXCEPT AN IRANIAN FLIGHT BOUND TO BEIRUT WITH 150 SOULS
LEBANESE PEOPLE HAVE 4 DAYS TO GET BACK TO LEBANON BEFORE THE AIRPORT CLOSES OFF NOT ALLOWING ANY FLIGHT TO BEIRUT
RUMOURS THAT SOUTHERN LEBANON IS HIGHLY INFECTED BUT HEZBOLLAH IS HIDING THE NUMBERS AND FORCING PEOPLE TO LIE ABOUT THEIR ILLNESS

ty

QUESTION TO ALL MY LOVELY NIGGERS.
What mask is most efficient against gorona? n95? Or something else? I have ffp1s but i dont think they will be Effective.

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Well, well. You played a good game Norway and Denmark, but we're first this time.

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how bad is this gonna get?

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We had a company meeting and they just said go to White House website and do what they say

>I am going to have to pull the plug next week

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I swear every one of these threads is going directly into my cringe comp

youtube.com/watch?v=TNktKRB3zso
GO CORONA GO

I can't fucking take this anymore.

When is someone dying from this shit in Portugal. Pop the fucking cherry please

....SO THE FATALITY RATE IS ACTUALLY LOWER THAN FLU

Nothing Burger confirmed

mfw when I have 80 cases in my town and have an exam tomorrow and will not wear a mask because I am not allowed to do it

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>Back to work
>average traffic is 50% peak congestion
>currently peaking below 10%

Go to bed Chang

Coworker just came back from Dallas, Texas. He’s one of 8 of us that are crammed in a 10x10 foot office space
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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New Mexico now has 3 presumptive cases!!! We are no longer CoronaChan free.

>kob.com/new-mexico-news/new-mexico-announces-first-presumptive-positive-cases-of-coronavirus/5662230/?cat=500

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Iceland, no...

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Millions are about to die very, very quickly

screenshot of the interesting part of the article

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A US medical worker 32 years old and having no underlying conditions
"Diarrhea, "Diarrhea, "Diarrhea,

A US medical worker who tested positive for the new coronavirus said his condition is 'getting worse' every day,
despite being 32 years old and having no underlying conditions

"The virus is everything," James Cai told WCBS."Diarrhea, "Diarrhea, "Diarrhea,
watery eyes, shortness of breath, chest pain, you name it. High fever."
The 32-year-old medical worker said he believes he was infected at a medical
conference held at a hotel in Times Square the weekend before he was taken to the emergency room.

businessinsider.com/coronavirus-us-medical-worker-condition-getting-worse-every-day-2020-3
10% of people are getting severe "Diarrhea , thus the rush to buy TP
#ToiletPaperApocalypse

A school in western Sydney has locks on the school's toilet paper holders broken and rolls stolen

twitter.com/adellabeaini/status/1236090659922046976

twitter.com/basicwitchz/status/1236139686764126208

Toilet paper has officially become currency in Australia

twitter.com/R6Jeshi/status/1236365380626477056

twitter.com/marcus_/status/1236362676491530240

twitter.com/adellabeaini/status/1237622944790020096

twitter.com/hashtag/toiletpaperpanic?src=hashtag_click

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9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-toilet-paper-gumtree-seller-amid-covid-19-panic/d91130ba-c0e1-42e1-bc51-cf54a3957875?ocid=Social-9NewsM&fbclid=IwAR2gn3KtKtum_UXa1GTiL5cTpgVNdx2Lb1ZxMq02yCLESpRPGvFH2vpAjG4

Check these digits. Nice,OP.
In Louisiana local Walmart is running out of shit. This is the least panicky state in the union so we will see how it's going to be.
Shelves are mostly empty of potter meat, ramen noodles, hand sanitizer. Still have some water and toilet paper surprisingly. I mean it actually makes sense. I don't think that Louisiana will run out of water. We are a hurricane state and the state is usually well prepared water-wise(if nothing else). The next, as far as the hurricanes are concerned will be gas shortage, but maybe not?

whats the link bro

at this too

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checked
RIP in pieces bro

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH PANIC MY FAVORITE INTERNET CELEBRITY TOLD ME TOO SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS NOTHING N*RMIES ARE MAKING FUN OF ME ITS NOTHING ITS NOTHING BUY BUY BUY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH /CVG/ SAID THERES 9 TRILLION CASES PANIC PANIC SELL SELL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY MOM SAID IM ACTING CRAZY AND SHE WONT COOK ME DIN DIN ANYMORE BUY BUY STOP PANICING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>old people vote more than young people
>old people vote for trump
>trump doesn't take stronger measures against COVID19
>old people die out from COVID
>trump fails reelection
pls kappa

check out the pastebin

roach in a chinese whorehouse.
hell on earth.

Italy when?

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>it is literally impossible to contain unless you have the world sit indoors for weeks and clean everything they touch. Then have someone go around cleaning everything from stores, public parks, transits, everything.
Yeah... have you seen the videos of china disinfecting the streets?

Will the WHO nigger say pa****ic again?

>hookers for morale night at the hospital
Strange times we're living in

Tell me where you live and I'll give you some of mine manuel

>3DPD
Get the fuck out of here, normalfag!

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CALZONE DI NIENTE

BOCADILLO DE NADA

NOTHING BURGER

BATLESS SOUP

I don't know if y'all have seen this video out of Memphis yet...but it is must watch. Please tell me niggers aren't immune. fox13memphis.com/rss-snd/parents-taking-extra-precautions-coronavirus-fear-spreads/64NGZEMN3RB5LFQG4JVEXZT3II/

Full Face Mask with p100 filters. Get a hazmat suit while you're at it

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Qatar just went from 24 cases to 262 cases.

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The local coca cola bear told me one coke a day keeps you safe from the virus

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>implying weather matters

S and F

Is anyone else just waiting for the first confirmed case in their town/city now?

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A leaked presentation reveals the document US hospitals are using to prepare for
a major coronavirus outbreak. It estimates 96 million US coronavirus cases and 480,000 deaths.

Overall, the slide says hospitals should prepare for an impact to the system that's 10 times greater than a severe flu season.

businessinsider.com/presentation-how-hospitals-are-preparing-for-us-coronavirus-outbreak-2020-3

I AM SCREAMING AND YELLING
>I AM SCREAMING AND YELLING

I AM SCREAMING AND YELLING
>I AM SCREAMING AND YELLING

I AM SCREAMING AND YELLING
>I AM SCREAMING AND YELLING

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Wut

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What a waste of masks

teddy about to talk

youtube.com/watch?v=XnhxjYCVHp8

It does, it will come back next winter tho

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Singapore is doing a good job at it apparently and they supplied their entire population with free masks according to muh twitter

Already had it in mine, a small city of 40k and the farmers here are infected in Klamath Falls OR, some didnt even travel, so it's still puzzling. Their family has it, too. Everyone is scared to go over near their farm they are still alive

The Port Authority chief, who directs New York area airports, has the virus.

nytimes.com/2020/03/09/world/coronavirus-news.html#link-ac4cbb2

reminder

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in 20 minutes maybe

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I can't wait until there's an international Miss Coronavirus pageant

Everyday at 18:00 CET.

Are other countries even trying?

Who top 10 elite here?

Bitch please I got 80 and need to do an exam tomorrow and masks are not allowed

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ITALIAN PATIENT SPITS ON DOCTOR AND NURSE
dalmacijadanas.hr/pacijent-sa-simptomima-koronavirusa-pljunuo-na-medicinsku-sestru-i-lijecnika-u-italiji/

KUWAITI PATIENT SPITS AT NURSE
gulfnews.com/world/gulf/kuwait/kuwaiti-coronavirus-patient-spits-at-nurse-doctor-says-1.70306273

10 cases in Indiana now. Stay in the countryside Hoosierbros

>twitter.com/totalTURK/status/1237767250599464960
Why the fuck are their eyes slanted like that? Are they really roaches? Or cosplaying as one? Jfc

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I used to talk to this older Lebanese woman at the pool I took my kids too. She was pretty based. She hated Hillary but also hated Trump (It was the summer of 2016). I sometimes wonder who she ended up voting for. My mom told me Lebanese are assholes but this lady was pretty cool.

>haven't bought any non-perishables
>oh fug.jpeg
>remember i was canning stuff left and right for the past few years and my basement is full to the brim
a-at least i won't starve

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>Qatar just went from 24 cases to 262 cases.

who will win the Corona F1's Death Virus Grand Prix

Italy?
Iran?
Germany?>
France?

place your bets now

>finally lost my virginity with my crush after she invited me to her place during lockdown
feelsgood.jpg

any news on donnie being infected?

And if i cant get a haz suit? Any face masks will do the job? Those n95 or something.

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>We are now really really very close to a potential pandyemeek
>Now is the time for yooneetee
>No steegma
Why even bother at this point?

Cannot fulfill the orders right now Sir, You need to wait until the kitchen will open Sir.

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Top 10?
Try incoming number 1
Spainchads will reign supreme yet again

Yeah.. and I was thinking how they want us to caugh into our arms to stop the spray... and then tell us if we need to hold onto something like a bus pole with that very same arm...wtf?

not for long my dudes, only greenlanders will survive kung flu plague

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you know china was less fucked than you in his 10k, right?

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Hey im the user from Bergen county NJ.

I was in Clifton last Friday, where a guess was eventually confirmed. I have felt sick since Sunday.

I have missed school all this week because of sickness.

>Sweden joins a number of countries which reported their first death(s) from covid-19 today.

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ITS GONNA BE ENDEMIC SOCIETY IS DEAD ALREADY

>ITS GONNA BE ENDEMIC SOCIETY IS DEAD ALREADY

ITS GONNA BE ENDEMIC SOCIETY IS DEAD ALREADY

>ITS GONNA BE ENDEMIC SOCIETY IS DEAD ALREADY

ITS GONNA BE ENDEMIC SOCIETY IS DEAD ALREADY

>ITS GONNA BE ENDEMIC SOCIETY IS DEAD ALREADY

ITS GONNA BE ENDEMIC SOCIETY IS DEAD ALREADY

What are the best Twitters or news aggregates for new information? BNO's fine but the dude's clearly tiring out, Lookner's a goofball

>not allowed to wear a mask
What is there reasoning for this? I would wear it anyway or not take the test.

>a bunch of filthy disgusting whores
>waifus
no

Incinerated to remove the plague
Thrown to the fires screaming
Burning half alive

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It does reduce risk - better than nothing. Droplet spread is sounding like the main firm of transmission unless there's prolonged close contact

ITS NOT FAIR I WANT THE ELITE TREATMENT

or >it is just a flu bro

>17th orgasm of the day done
>Tedros not even here
oh come the fuck on I gave you another 15 minutes you cunts

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You forgot: Biden and Bernie are dying so Trump runs unopposed

How were you canning stuff and why? What type of stuff?

I love how our government is like
>umm there are no cases of community transmisson so its fine we contained it
While they dont test you unless you go personally to the hospital while coofing and they test you to see if you onfected the doctors

THEY MUTATE TO Z-Z-ZOMBIES

E3 IS CANCELLED

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lol get wrecked you dumb idiots.

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p3/n100

>Lebanese
>voted in your ellections.
this is why everything is fucked.

looks like the pastebin got nuked

WHO NIGGERS STREAM (When Tedros is finished servicing Xi)

youtube.com/watch?v=XnhxjYCVHp8
youtube.com/watch?v=XnhxjYCVHp8
youtube.com/watch?v=XnhxjYCVHp8
youtube.com/watch?v=XnhxjYCVHp8

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>Virus might spread through banknotes
>archive.is/82HYt
around 2015/16 an user posted a thread about how the banks will stop cash money and blame a virus for it. any one members that thread?

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when we had 2 cases the gov closed all of the schools and unis. And you have to go to exam, with more of 1700+ cases in your country. My god Germany is retarded.

>ITS GONNA BE ENDEMIC
Already has, bro

This guy's fucking insane.

romantic this lockdown will surely create a much needed babyboom in italy

Take your meds schizo faggot, your kind are getting out of hand shitting up this thread with conspiracies

This makes me feel really bad about springtime in Montreal. Usually, when it gets warm enough, everyone gets a cold or some type of flu virus. Now, we already know eastern Canada has had exposure and I feel it is only a matter of time before shit hits the fan to a certain extent.

By the time cases start officially popping up near you it could easily be too late.

walmart = china
this is telling

Shopping run has begun in Poland with just 27 confirmed cases.

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>how you can stop something of this level.
You can’t. That’s why every first world country was telling everyone bullshit as long as they could

eyyy were you the user worried about that a few threads back? ~2 days ago?

You mean less honest

>not allowed t9 weat a mask
lol how could they possibly say that? just tell them you are sick with coronavirus

>Texan tests negative twice, then positive
Poor fuck probably caught it from the tester.

What sort of procedures do they use there? Is it at all similar to what we've seen in Iran?

>will not wear a mask because I am not allowed to do it
Wot?

Could be legit given our cases have gone up significantly (10% positive rate too out of tested as well), AND an MP + staffer has it

The fact that this would actually work says more about the US than anyone else.

You sure chav?
Anyways Thanks a lot.

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markets are falling
world is crashing

what's a pol to do?

>1st case in my tiny Island near Madagascar

It was fun guys

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Erm sweetie

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Archive to get around paywall?

Has there even been any huge lockdowns like the ones in Italy and China, historically?

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the horror

twitter.com/mitchellvii?lang=en

>4 posts in less than half an hour
what a scared bitch

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Shit now I have. This is crazy. Dropping heavy chemicals on the population. What kind of health side effects is this causing.
youtube.com/watch?v=vVu394RMfSI

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Whats happening in the US?

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>shopping at 5pm with all the coofers

Normalfags.

Not just any, half mask respirators are OK if you have the right filter which is p100 or those pink round ones, you also need eye protection since it's just a half-mask respirator. Get something that can kinda seal or is sure to not let anything get inside your eyes. If you can go buy full face masks instead WITH THE CORRECT FILTERS. PLEASE BUY THE CORRECT FILTERS WHICH IS P100

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Why is is spreading so much in developed countries while not in shitholes?

Will WHO declare the P-word today?

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Tariq here, we will start soon.
youtu.be/UGRFP15Qj2w
youtu.be/UGRFP15Qj2w

Never let a good disaster go to waste.

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Reporters are taking less and less of their bullshit and asking better questions, even if the answers are pointless.
I'm waiting for someone to ask something really reckless and for Teddy to lose his shit on air.

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You didnt shut down your port...

perfect victory incoming, corona-chan is really giving it her best

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Thread algorithm:
Panic
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Mock
Defend
Smirk
Despair
Shitpost
Meme
Prep
Return to Panic

I know and fuck this shit I am not even offically allowed to wear a mask in there. That is a room full of dump international and German coofer with many ching chongs.

why is your Goverment less retarded?

F

Qatar 262 +238

>spring/summer will stop corona

>While they dont test you unless you go personally to the hospital while coofing and they test you to see if you infected the doctors
At least you can get tested. Here it's literally impossible unless you are a foreigner, recently returned from an epicenter, or have a proven infected relative.

Autisim Tea to help fight Corona Virus.
Take Pine Needles White Pine, Red Pine or Spruce make sure you are 100% sure you know it is a safe tree.
Boil water and pour it over the pine needles DO NOT BOIL the Needles it will destroy the Vitamin C.

Let steep for 1 hour or more.

Mix Black Pepper, Tumeric, Cinnamon, Ginger.

Take the Pine Needle water, filter it and mix with spices figure it out.

Drink that shit. Limit to 1 a day Pine Needles have 500% DV of Vitamin C and 200% DV Vitamin A. The spices are all anti-inflammatory garlic, cayenne and cloves also are though only cloves would taste good though if you don't care about taste mix all that shit.

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>11 mars 2020 : la contagion s'approche du stade 3. Trois salariés de Disneyland Paris sont contaminés.
themepark shills btfo

This shit is untoppable, its gonna come back every year, and we cant lockdown entire countries every fucking time. and that's assuming summer is gonna do anything

sieges.....

and was before they went full retard with fake numbers.

Friends, there was a cool video of a hazmat /cvg/ bro spraying the webcam in full gear, can somebody post it?

I won't loot your bunker if you comply.

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Nothing to see here. China is trustworthy and respects human life.

yeah p3 is the european norm and p100 is the american , he's right

As a Chinese, I am proud that we have successfully Coronized the whole world.

R A R E
good luck frenchbro

user, how can you coom that much. You're a fucking beast. jfc just thinking about it makes me nervous as fuck.

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>my city has a 4000 people big gathering that lasts for the next 3 days
Are normies genuinely retarded?

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no place is safe. F

>boss is old military veteran from North Jutland
>entirely fucking based about this whole ordeal
>has prepped, has masks, got 12L of hand sanitizer for our job
>is trying his very best to make sure we all get our salaries the entire way through this

Yes, I am sucking his dick like a good little wage slave. Steady employment is fantastic in a recession.

Im going to wear swimming gogles.
So p100 is the way to go?

how many live on that island?
please give a lot of details how things are there.

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Thailand "PUI" approaching 5000

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>This shit is untoppable, its gonna come back every year,
source?

shitholes don't test everyone they just let it spread

The Iberian Penisula comming for the numbah one
>tfw people thought STEM fields were the way to go in the future
>tfw it's actually the grave keeper field

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The Chinese quarantine was the largest in human history

>Watch voyeur toilet videos
>Every single woman balls up half a fucking toilet roll
>Proceeds to dab absolutely massive spool of paper against genitals for 0.05secs
>Throws it all away
They can't keep getting away with it. Not now. Not with Coronachan.

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Are you sub 50 IQ? Rich countries have the means to test

italy and spain
>developed

DONT SAY IT

1st death in Bulgaria
>OMG WE"RE ALL GOING TO DIE

what do you mean why? i have a big garden and i have loads of veggies, also i thermal processed everything.

>Qatar 262 +238
>Bahrain 189 +79
>Singapore 178 +12
>Malaysia 149 +20
>Lebanon 61 +9

Because shitholes aint testing nobody

Posting me with a meme flag. I'm calling the internet police.

here you go my nigger

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Yes, they must continue the bread and circus show up to the very end of the show.

trump literally is a at risk for exposure right now with his plane right with Matt Gaetz who is self quarantined after shaking hands with an individual who tested positive for COVID19 at CPAC. Donnie is also in the age bracket that dies at a higher rate due to a weakened immune system. An immune system that in older people can be boosted with consistent cardiovascular exercise, the kind that Donald think will drain his heart like battery and make his time run out faster.
Hes toast, either going to die from this, or fail to keep the POTUS because of this gaff.

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>finally infected Madagascar
>mfw

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except that the virus hit a nursing home in Washington, and Italy has over 600 Wuhan deaths.

multiple orgasms are the key to a high cooming score

Who is nazi and skinhead spotted

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Gonna make my last trip to the grocery store tonight, hopefully it’s not too crowded. Just want some of those last minute items pleasantries.

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HANDS ON THE FACE HANDS ON THE FACE
DID HE WASH HANDS EVEN LOL ?

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If a reporter asks about the spike protein they will be vanned before the end of the day.

are you retarded? how do you expect this virus to disappear?

DROP DEAD EASY

first take off your meme flag , mongrel

It will become a childhood disease like chickenpox in that case.

I told you days before that this is the time to catch the girls, they need guidance in this moments

have fun with it it’s overrated

Thanks übermensch.

t. turk prepper in USA

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Bats will inherit the earth at last. Monkeys are not tough enough

The chad coronavirus v. the virgin humanity

We don't speak frog here
Talk human or go away Pierre

>even captcha knows what's up

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Qatar is an indicator that it most likely has to do with the time spent indoors.

Singapore and the rest of SEA have few cases compared to their population.

I fear soon enough there will be no more rational people left alive to push your retarded shit in.
Before my last breath I shall attempt to rectify this most grievous of errors.
That's the dumbest shit I ever heard, stop smoking weed because these 'big revelations' you're getting make you and your nation look retarded.
You are an ambassador for your people every time you post with your flag, I cannot change my fellow countrymen's proclivities for shit eating, but you should have the mental faculties to at least recognize your post is actually the greatest mental gymnastics in this thread.
I think even the 5g retards may have something after reading your post.
Stop, and reassess your life, especially lest you become the smartest nigger in your village.

No. A long time ago there were wayyy fewer people on the planet. This is the biggest lockdown and quarantine event ever witnessed. This alone makes this virus some type of "happening" even though I dislike using that word too much. Just look at the effect this has had on stock markets already.

>nypost.com/2020/03/09/no-coronavirus-test-for-trump-after-air-force-one-trip-with-exposed-congressman/

>he's breaking
>cognitive dissonance overload

We make pretentious crappy movies too! e.g. The Descendants

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POTUS most certainly has access to ultra-top-secret antivirals like DRACO

>survives in warm weather
Bioweapon confirmed.

They'll just give Trump mechanical lungs if he falls ill. And if it gets any worse, there won't be any elections in the next years.

Who is your favourite Ark Germanbro? Mine is Exusiai

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Tell us how life is in such a small island I always wondered

>still a bit behind sweden and norway

We can do it Dane bro's

Tell our normies to keep clubbing, going to work and school

We can reach 10,000 infected before sweden and norway

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This is a flu. People just accept it flu as normal. Imagine this virus as super saiyan flu.

lmao I keep telling everyone that it is very clear Tedros' only goal is to maximize white deaths. He telegraphed ot early on with his downplaying and bringing up how important it is to focus on being scared of Ebola unprompted several times. Boy do I hate being right all the time.

Merkel says 70% of Germans could get coronavirus
aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/eu-promises-takes-curb-coronavirus-live-updates-200310235816410.html

nytimes.com/2020/03/11/world/coronavirus-news.html#link-1766d5b5

Waiting for my 1st confirmed case in my city bro. As weird as it sounds, maybe it's just cope, but I think there's still a strong possibility no one in my city actually does have it.

Stores full of panickers, which is fucking annoying. I don't want to go stock up, but now I have to because everyone else will...

French TV poll

>48% not worried
>58% worried about using public transportation
>45% think government doing the right things
>88% DIDN'T GET A STASH
>33% bought hand washing solution
>95% say wash hand regular
>66% STILL KISS LADIES and 61% STILL SHAKE HANDS

It's over lads France will be one big crematorium by next month.

how did the spanish flu disappear?

>NO NO NO YOU CAN'T JUST TERRORIZE MY MARKETS

praise be to big goofy retard

that is noted in my screenshot

Doha is a massive flight hub and a slave camp where the arabs still have access to good healthcare so they get put into books.

Corona Chan is already the happening of at least four years. She has given us hours of shitposting every day, Gary, the tall retard with a glass shower door shield, and now oni-posting flip

RARE
A
R
E

So why don't they close restaurants, events and schools?
Oh I forgot, "economy" is more important.

Thank you, and especially we are overwhelmingly thankful to the benevolent and courageous leadership and revolutionary methods employed by Chairman Xi in our seemingly unending and protracted battle against global capitalism, when it has all finished and socialism is finally established planet-wide we can look forward to a prosperous wonderful future, together with the great PRC and will finally be able to meet our extraterrestrial comrades from the cosmos

At the current rate, we're gonna get there before Iran.

>777
We won with the first death
Danes and Norwegians btfo

no source obviously, but keep watching, something fucky here. here in italy we had a weird flu epidemic in december, im going full alex jones with this but my gut is telling me somthing is fucky here, im not believing deep state lies

Hope all the Shias die.

>“I feel like if the coronavirus would get even more serious and like wipe out a large amount of people, I might as well be somewhere having fun,” 20-year-old Ashley Henkel tells NBC of her recent decision to book three cheap summer flights. The resident of California’s Central Valley has decided not to let the virus drive her into self-quarantine, but instead enable her to scratch her itch to travel.
>There’s “no fun in staying at home and being all worried,” says Henkel, who’s looking forward to her freshly planned trips to Vancouver, British Columbia, New York and Portland, Ore.
nypost.com/2020/03/11/young-people-are-risking-cheap-flights-amid-coronavirus-if-i-die-i-die/
Yes.

are you sure the deep state wont try to poison him saying its an antiviral cocktail?

>Drumpf is literally finished this time!
Keep dreaming...my death pool money goes on Pelosi and RBG

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excuse me? did influenza disappear? are you mentally retarded?

by killing like 20 million people and burning itself out lmao

It was Influenza
Not SARS

Can we get a Symphogear OP version for all 4 of the posters that watched it

pic related, love her design, love her voice and personality and her uses in the game are great too.

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Based

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france prepping for stage 3 virus containment. 3 employees at disney paris confirmed infected

It burned itself out. Mutated most likely.

denmark got bumped to 442 23 minutes ago

we're set to quickly overtake norway and sweden
fuck those posers

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Not looking good lads

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Source?

Rarest I've seen.

My mom just called me a schizo. I'm not a schizo right guys?

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how are you guys working out? i found a decent deal on craigslist- bar, 300lbs in plates, bench, and power cage for 400 bux. picking up in an hour

>66 year old woman from Pirogov

So judging by her years, and throwing in the lung problems smokers have, over half the country will die.

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Shit holes barely have hospitals dumb fuck. They have no ICU and no tests.

>CHECKS FLAG
LOL SORRY

I KNOW IT'S HARD SPECIALLY BEFORE THE RELEASE OF TODAY'S SHITALY NUMBERS

BOOMER BILL BARGAINING FOR HIS LIFE NEXT STAGE SOON

>Spain
>11th in per capita
>MFW

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Good point

It's widely known that woman can't shit

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>All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
This is normal for pretty much all viruses.

They're all at risk except Biden
Dementia-ridden oldfags are the strongest physically

Forgot cute anime picture.

French TV poll

>48% not worried
>58% worried about using public transportation
>45% think government doing the right things
>88% DIDN'T GET A STASH
>33% bought hand washing solution
>95% say wash hand regular
>66% STILL KISS LADIES and 61% STILL SHAKE HANDS

It's over lads France will be one big crematorium by next month.

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Just confirmed in my county, and can't legally get a gun, Rip me.

We seriously don't know what it was as far as I'm concerned. It was called influenza, but who knows? Maybe it was a coronavirus.

Coronavirus Conference Gets Canceled Because of Coronavirus

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-10/coronavirus-conference-gets-canceled-because-of-coronavirus

exactly

OLYMPICS POSTPONED
>OLYMPICS POSTPONED
OLYMPICS POSTPONED
>OLYMPICS POSTPONED

OLYMPICS POSTPONED
>OLYMPICS POSTPONED

Do we have a per capita ranking?

Put your buttcoin mining rig to use by folding Corona-chan to submission.
twitter.com/drGregBowman/status/1237746708660064257
foldingathome.org/2020/03/10/covid19-update/
foldingathome.org/2020/02/27/foldinghome-takes-up-the-fight-against-covid-19-2019-ncov/

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Not if they want those HECKIN BONDERINOS NOOOOOOOO to mature

which is spanish flu tier. just because it's not an apocalyptic 90% doesn't mean it's no big deal

THEY LOOK MORE DEAD INSIDE THAN EVER

>3 employees at disney paris confirmed infected
fuck

in a world full of normalfags denying reality, we, the ones who know the truth, are the schizos.

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The officials in Finland are doing nothing. It is fucking retarded.

Don't lie faggot

Keep your mom safe, user, she must know you're just worried about her.

GUYS????

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Yes. Yes they are. Only now are they beginning to take things seriously here, and just now the public health office has started talking about proposing limits on gatherings of more than 500 people. Shit that should have been done 3 weeks ago. It's like half of them are in denial, and the other half paralyzed to act.

LMAO. All these whores are gonna spread this shit all over for spring break AND I like that.

LIVE NOW
>LIVE NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=XnhxjYCVHp8

you say it like its a bad thing.

We do know. It was Influenza.

NIGGER ONLINE
youtube.com/watch?v=XnhxjYCVHp8
>youtube.com/watch?v=XnhxjYCVHp8
youtube.com/watch?v=XnhxjYCVHp8
>youtube.com/watch?v=XnhxjYCVHp8

Recap dropping once it's over

WHEN IS IT TIME TO PREP
IM A PREPLET AAAA SOMEONE TELL ME
WHEN DO I PREP
WHEN
WHEN

>French Yidsney is pozzed
sacre bleu

Lying CCP Lap Dogs now seated and speaking

youtube.com/watch?v=XnhxjYCVHp8
youtube.com/watch?v=XnhxjYCVHp8
youtube.com/watch?v=XnhxjYCVHp8

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Yep. It's pretty much inevitable since It's in western Washington and my town gets Seattle nigger tourists. They tested a couple people a week ago in my county but they came out negative.

>the weendow of awburdunity

They see me coughing
They hating
Patrolling they try to catch me ride infected
Try to catch my ride infected
Try to catch me ride infected
Try to catch me ride infected
Try to catch me.ride infected
My fever so high
I'm shaking
Patrolling they try to catch me ride infected

THANK YOU TARIQ VERY COOL

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No user

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Does anyone has another link to the WHO stream, fucking they can't get a proper audio tech

Sauce

She had a heart operation:

trud.bg/ген-мутафчийски-починалата-жена-от-ко/

Bye bye Honduras

She had a recent heart surgery

No, we're sane. Our mom is crazy.

Positive!

No probs.

so abe is giving up?
shit japan must be in pretty bad shape.

Well you just made up an event that never happened. user you might be a schizo.

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Help,what this mean i'm too brainlet to understand

oh shit nice find

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youtube.com/watch?v=UGRFP15Qj2w

Not true and will never BE true

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This. It's fucking disgusting.

I hope that the leaders and THL officials are lynched when all this is over.

What else do you watch?

why is the sound so quiet stupid WHO niggers AAAEUAAAAGH

join a favela gang and rob shit, you’re fine

>WHEN IS IT TIME TO PREP
January.
Failing that, no.
But the time for panic was last month

WILL THE NIGGER SAY THE P-WORD TODAY?

Just buy some extra food you oaf

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WE EXPECT THE NUMBERS (DEATH, INFECTED, EVERYTHING) TO CLIMB EVEN HIGHER

HE SAID IT!!!

Realistically, high-ranking members of govt. will get some high tech shit that Joe Citizen doesn't have access to.

can't hear shit

PANDEMIC CONFIRMED BY WHO

what the fuck user

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Based.

>PAN DE MIC confirmed

PANDEMIC

PANDEMIC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PANDEMIC PANDEMIC PANDEMIC

HE SAID IT PANDEMIC WOOOOOIOIO

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BIG WORD

HE CALLED IT A PANDEMIC
HE CALLED IT A PANDEMIC
HE CALLED IT A PANDEMIC
HE CALLED IT A PANDEMICHE CALLED IT A PANDEMICHE CALLED IT A PANDEMICHE CALLED IT A PANDEMIC
HE CALLED IT A PANDEMICHE CALLED IT A PANDEMIC
HE CALLED IT A PANDEMIC
HE CALLED IT A PANDEMIC
HE CALLED IT A PANDEMIC
HE CALLED IT A PANDEMICHE CALLED IT A PANDEMIC

PANDEMIC PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC PANDEMIC

ITS A PANDEMIC

NEW HEADLINE

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS A PANDEMIC

NEW HEADLINE

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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This

>WE ARE DEEBLY GONCERNED

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY FINALLY CALLED IT

meu amigo...

IT'S A PANDEMIC
OFFICIALLY

It will go like this:

twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1237393224714481667

PANDEMIC

He just did.

augh

HE CALLED IT A PANDEMIC
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAIT HE JUST SAID IT

HE IS ADMITTING NOW

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the anti white task force

lol this sjw bullshit

Fuck it, imma bite. teach me how. Would I need toys? Onaho? And I remember you need to have a high endurance or stamina to coom that much

the UK and France are on track to be Italy in 5 days

ITS A PANDEMIC ITS OFFICIAL!

>believing communist numbers
are u this gullible?

>tfw everyone in the USA gov't older than 60 gets infected and died and AOC becomes POTUS

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PANDEMIC
A
N
D
E
M
I
C

HE USED THE P WORD IDS HABBENING

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it's not pandemic, it's a pan de mic

THIS MORONS ARE MESSING WITH AUDIO
>THIS MORONS ARE MESSING WITH AUDIO

ALTERNATIVES?
youtube.com/watch?v=XnhxjYCVHp8

2 months ago

I MISSED IT FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Two months ago you retard.

THE NIGGER FINALLY ADMITS IT!!!! OFFICIALLY PANDEMIC BY WHO

someone bake a new bread

Got dat Pandemic!

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This nigga just said it.

He said it bois

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LETT MEEE INNNN

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How rude of her. What did you say to (not)deserve that?

YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING!!! IM GOING TO CUM!!!!

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WHAT ABOUT THE PANDEMIC BONDS THO

HE SSAID IT
HE SAID THE P WORD
AAAAAAA

THIS IS THE FIRST PANDEMIC BY A CORONAVIRUS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC
>PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC
>PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC
>PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC
>PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC

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You probably already do and just don't know it yet

your mom is an idiot. Real schizophrenics isnt gonna ever throw you into a tirade about prepping.

Make sure to burn your remains faggot..

>PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC
>PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC

ITS FINALLY FUCKIN HAPPENING

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Nord Jylland great place to hide out aswell. Work at big clothing company and we still arent allowed to work from home. We have one central lunch building where everyone grabs their cutlery and plate from the same stash (2000+ people daily). I am fucked. NPC manager doesnt understand the severity of the situation

Panda Lily, according to Google's auto-captions

Why is the audio so fucking low

YOU RANG THE ALARM WEEKS LATE YOU FUCKING USELESS NIGGER

WHO: THIS IS THE FIRST COTONAVIRUS PANDEMIC

WE HAVE RANG THE ALARM BELL LOUD AND CLEAR AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

P-WORD!

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PANDEMIC CONFIRMED

based

I have videos of real chikan. When we really know world is over, I will post links to it.

after the break schools won't be closing unless there's a confirmed case found in said schools. Then the school would be closed for 14 days until it's opened again. This measure doesn't factor in asymptomatic spread in any way.

idk I just keep going when I climax and ride the waves
that's kinda it

RIP SPAIN

PANDEMIC

We big time now.

>pandemic
>we have rang the alarm bell loud and clear

PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
>PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
>PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
>PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!
PANDEMIC THE WHO SAYS FUCK THE WORLD BANK!

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>Qatar is an indicator that it most likely has to do with the time spent indoors.
You don't spend time indoors during the summer in Italy?
>Singapore and the rest of SEA have few cases compared to their population.
Total population doesn't matter. What matters is when the index case was intorduced and the R0. Most Asian countries were taking it seriously from the beginning so they managed to prevent the first wave from China which North Italy and Iran failed to do, but backflow from Europe and the US got them. Some of them are now growing by 15%-20% just like temperate countries.
There are also loads of cases in Egypt judging by how many people are getting infected there but they don't have the capacity to detect a whole lot of cases so we don't even approximately know what the real situation is there.

Stringing together gallon water jugs for curls, rows, tri kickbacks, etc. Straight prison coronachan fitness

Normies will rather die than spend a friday night alone

He finally said it

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