/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1891

*coof*

I can't wipe this shit-eating grin off my face
Our politician basicly anounced this shit is gonna be bad, much worse than they previously thought
Yas Forums is right again, I am right again, everyone but me is a stupid poopoo head, and I will enjoy my oats and peanutbutter while everyone else starves!

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I do not follow those as I cannot stand that incompetent nigger playing the role of a doctor, but in the only one I did (yesterday?) they said will do it only 3 days per week

Gay lefty Bavaryan here.

Can twinks contract corona or are we safe?

Not the heckin pupperino!

>There are still people in this here very thread that still haven't prepped

CONFESS

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zzzz is somebody talking right now?

Any idea when martial law will be declared?

You know, if there is still some kind of civilization after this, then maybe they'll fucking teach children about exponential growth and its effects finally.

>I will enjoy my oats and peanutbutter while everyone else starves!

Based!

Another confirmed case in Romania. 37 now.
It's a 47 year old man in Bucharest that traveled to Stuttgart.

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no hot weather there?
i mean Corona-chan already is fucking us here in the tropics but it did bogged Her down for weeks.

wow the threads are being deleted.

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>VIRUS CAUSES BIG PENIS TO GROW SMALL AND SMALL PENIS TO GROW BIG CONFIRMED BY SCIENTISTS

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is it socially acceptable gear a gas mask in public?

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Italy numbers when?

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COVID-19 UPDATE CHARTS @ 10 Mar 2020

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So the stock market was 90% dead. What is this boomer complaining about then?

WTF

HEALTH MINISTER OF GERMANY SAID HE WON'T CLOSE SCHOOLS BECAUSE OUR ECONOMY WILL SUFFER FROM IT
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS ECONOMY IS MORE IMPORTANT
AAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOU YOU NIGGER

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NOTICE: If you have done a DNA ancestral test you can check to see if you are a T Master Race or a G Faggot Nigger. Go check now.

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When are they quarenting the country

Still no WHITE deaths from Chinese coronavirus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
There are over 500,000 Chinese immigrants in the Lombardy region alone.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy

No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

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who else /zerocases/ here?

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Would be when people start noticing their familly dying, so I'd say a month and a half.

PURGE THE GYPSIES THEY ARE SPREADING THE VIRUS

Carriers =/= infected. The virus can survive in their mouths, fur, paws, etc.

Someone post the infographic about what to do if you have corona with visiting the local mosque

Are you Bill Mitchell?

A classic

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ARGIEBAKER YaY

Let's not kid ourselves, they have much more than just a handful of cases. Still, I agree your country's leadership is being full retardo.

Great news for me, then. Mine will be BBC tier if I get infected.

that girl has that look where you KNOW that she's a trainwreck without the caked-on make-up

you're safe, being pozzed already makes the virus very weak. You can coof over all your friends

Everyone IS a dumb stupid stinky poopoo head. I will share my supply with no-one but they may watch me eat from the other side of the window

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Soon...

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bet you'll wipe this coom off your face

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WALL STREET IS INFECTED WITH THE CORONA VIRUS

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Ayyy what the fuck? There won't even be an economy left when everyone's either pozzed or dead.

What color was his skin?
I can imagine this disease wrecking the everliving shit out of migrant communities.

The absolutely state

>give your data to pharma
NO

I feel powerless, I have people I care more about than my own life, my parents, my little sister. I won't avoid contact with them.

I told them to buy food but I doubt sickness is avoidable at this point, I already told them to brace for impact because it's happening.

Why did Trump appoint him Press Secretary?

WHAT ABOUT MIDDLE PENIS?

der boomer

me me me

Drop in new Italian cases
OH NO NO NO NO

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mill bitchell lmao

>you're safe

That's a relief

Depends on the mask itself, a full blown gas mask makes people think you're a bio-terrorist, even more so if it's a milsurp mask

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>Yas Forums is right again, I am right again, everyone but me is a stupid poopoo head
story of my god damned life.

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Nah, fuck this moron.

BAGAMIAS PULA N DIASPORA MUIE MUIE MUIE MUIE MUIE

SOME FUCKING TOURIST CUNTS TOLD THEIR BUS DRIVER TO LET THEM OFF IN MY TOWN (NORTHERN SPAIN) ON THEIR WAY TO PORTUGAL AND THE FUCKING ANIMALS RODE THE PUBLIC TRANSPORT TO A COMUNITY FUCKING CLINIC TO REPORT THEY WERE SYMPTOMATIC AND HAD PREVIOUS CONTACT

BUS OF PESTILENCE ON ITS WAY TO PORTUGAL

WE FUCKED
AAAAAAAAA

i knew about Corona-chan's brutality since late January, but even now me and my family's supplies barely last a week.

being a wagecuck is a death sentence to a lot of people now.

happening is cancelled, everyone go home

get the fuck out of here your meme sucks more than gary

Mijo, que paso? Están jodido allá? Ojalá pasara lo mismo aquí.

Wasnt there 1500 in lombardy alone?

That didn't include Lombardy cases. We'll see what happens today. Pray to God for us all, user.

Only affects humans apparently so south america is safe

nothing pizza

No point testing everyone anymore now that the hospitals are overrun.

Whoa who knew quarantines worked

you're welcome

Ivory Coast infected
>twitter.com/rakidi/status/1237759417136840705
The guy is a nigger.

you vote for what you get

Nur eine grippe

In two weeks it will be as every country has thousands of cases.
Besides if it wasn't for the mask shortage, governments would be urging people to wear them already.

nah , we couln't process enough tests the big one it's coming today

Yes comfy all the way.

>262 infected in a day
Who is laughing now?
dr.dk/nyheder/indland/340-er-smittet-med-coronavirus-i-danmark

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fuckin lmao

It's evolution intervening. The fittest shall survive making us stronger.

(((Capitalism))) wins again

DOWn DOWn DOWn DOWn

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Hope the virus gives all these kikes prolonged suffering

green

I like the title.

Medium sized penises will grow big, then small, then back to normal

cases down, nothing confirmed

Kike from Goldman Sachs only cares about money. I am utterly shocked.

old person with underlying conditions.
130 new confirmed cases thus far today, will be a shitload more before day is over. Also, a police in Skövde is infected. Happy days.

My self quarantine after a light cough is growing more sensible

yeah only after they quarantined the whole damn country.

lurk moar newfag

>no outbreaks in africa
uh oh