/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1890

► Detected: 121,747 ► Died: 4,387

>NEWS
French culture minister infeccted
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False claims in social media to get you arrested in Newark, New Jersey
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NHS to employ nursing students to tackle pandemic
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New York to deploy National Guard
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4% of health workers infected in southern Netherlands
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>RESEARCH
Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Virus spreads before symptoms and up to 12 days after recovery
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>REMINDER
China figures likely simulated
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UK expects up to 100,000 deaths
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Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
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WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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CDC lab for test kits contaminated
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>LATEST CASES
13:41: 6 new cases in Colombia.
13:37: 2 new cases in Poland.
13:17: 121 new cases and 1 new death in the Netherlands.
13:10: 9 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
13:01: 30 new cases in Sweden.
12:58: 4 new cases in Iceland.
12:49: 48 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.

>MORE
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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy
youtube.com/watch?v=W4PjWgiH-LQ
stayinghome.club/
medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca
youtube.com/watch?v=cZFhjMQrVts
mobile.twitter.com/wearytolove/status/1237654661659648000
irishtimes.com/news/health/coronavirus-ireland-records-first-death-in-patient-with-covid-19-1.4199223?mode=amp
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>LATEST CHANGES
China +36 (+22) Iran +958 (+63) S. Korea +242 (+6) Spain +487 (+13) Germany +91 (+1) USA +22 (+1) Switzerland +155 (+1) Netherlands +121 (+1) Belgium +47 (+1) Lebanon +9 (+1) Indonesia +7 (+1) Albania +2 (+1) Panama +7 (+1) Sweden +122 UK +73 Norway +51 Denmark +78 Austria +24 Bahrain +79 Singapore +12 Malaysia +20 Australia +11 H. Kong +5 Canada +2 Greece +1 Iceland +4 Israel +1 Kuwait +3 Czechia +4 Egypt +1 Thailand +6 Finland +19 Portugal +18 Slovenia +23 Philippines +16 Taiwan +1 Vietnam +4 Romania +7 Brazil +1 Palestine +1 Poland +5 S. Arabia +1 Croatia +1 Hungary +1 S. Africa +6 Serbia +7 Brunei +5 Latvia +2 Slovakia +3 Colombia +6 Mexico +1 Maldives +2 Afghanistan +2 Malta +1 Morocco +2 Paraguay +3 S. Lanka +1 Honduras +2 Réunion +1 Total +2,823 (+113)

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Still no WHITE deaths from Chinese coronavirus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
There are over 500,000 Chinese immigrants in the Lombardy region alone.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy

No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

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Hotel user here.

We're getting fucking HAMMERED by Corona-chan. Big, black strap-on, no lube.

Call me a wagecuck if you fucking must, but I already told my boss that I'm willing to put in extra hours for no pay, if it ensures my regular paycheck. Everyone with a head on their shoulders can see that we're entering a MASSIVE recession because of this.

>funny fact: only countries that participated in Silk Way deal have over 100 deaths, or major economic disaster, or both
Daily reminder that Corona-chan was created by USA and Israel and unleashed upon China, Russia, Iran and Italy for being bad goy.
Mutt, your nation unleashed incurable decease upon nations that only wanted to be a bit less of a jewish slave. How do you feel about it, subhuman sucker of jewish dicks?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,790 (3,158) ► International 40,957 (1,229): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (66) Spain 2,182 (49) France 1,784 (33) Germany 1,656 (3) USA 1,016 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 587 (12) Netherlands 503 (5) UK 456 (6) Belgium 314 (1) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 126 (3) Canada 97 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 12 (1) Panama 8 (1) Morocco 5 (1) Sweden 477 Norway 451 Denmark 340 Austria 206 Bahrain 189 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 90 Iceland 85 Israel 76 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 Czechia 67 India 62 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Vietnam 38 Romania 36 Brazil 35 Ireland 34 Palestine 30 Poland 27 Qatar 24 Georgia 23 S. Arabia 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Chile 17 Croatia 16 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Brunei 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Slovakia 10 Belarus 9 Colombia 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Bosnia 7 Tunisia 6 Bulgaria 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Jamaica 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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UK bros - isn't there supposed to be an emergency COBRA meeting today?

DONT WOUREE ABOUT VAIRUUUS

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I AM PISSED I WORE MY N95 ON THE BUS TODAY AND SOME GIRLS WERE LAUGHING AT ME
I HATE YOU POL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Anyone else noticed the lack of birds in the sky lately? I've usually got crows and seagulls flying over me but I haven't heard anything from them for about two weeks. This is creepy.

DIGITS

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>Peru just cancel schools
>Peru have more cases
>gob are says that if u come from europe self quarantine whit no control of the gob
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I'm scared

Schizo retard

It's alright user, we were never going to get rid of all those bullshit hospitality jobs any other way except war.

What’s it like working hotel reception lad?

I’m a uni student and always kinda liked the idea of that job while studying

Is it impossible to get hired without some kind of reception qualification first?

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>Imagine not wanting the virus to spread

LETS GET COMFY BROS


youtube.com/watch?v=W4PjWgiH-LQ

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My country is a meme

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early chink disinfectant, Taiwan numba wan!
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You're a faggot anyway

This is getting exciting, no longer allowed to go in at the hospital I work at, having to work remotely for an undisclosed amount of time, and parking lots being sectioned off with tents being put up in advance for the coming weeks.
Fun times ahead lads

>dow(n) jones
>-1100

Alright. Give it to me straight - is there gonna be a quarantine eventually?

they laughed in the virus and you didn't, but you did sit on someones shart.

GERMANY BTFO

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why do you care about some whores? If shtf guess who will be coming for you to survive, those same whores.

they pissed off to europe

Guys I will be working from home from next Monday onward. Ireland only has 50 cases on the island. I have 2 months worth of food stockpiled. Will I make it?

Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

It is going to get really ugly. RIP LIMA.

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sexe in the butte is of the menu now desu?

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I'm excited. My country is incredibly peaceful and therefore boring. This virus will shake things up.

Could be the wind - it's windy here.

Saying that - my garden looking pretty bare... usually a shit ton of random birds, and an obnoxious pigeon that sits on the fence all day

China #1 infected!!!

Hello fellow master race. How's it going? Did you remember to go outside and coof over people?

DO YOUR DUTY.

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Definitely not based, caring what mongoloids think about you, that means you don't really believe this is a happening

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at least u have first world health.
we are fuck

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LMAO

they wont be laughing when they suffocated on their own lung fluids

Haha you do it for free

>Europe is the new China
kek

WE'VE FUCKING BREACHED THROUGH 24K SUB GO DOWN TO FUCKING 23K SUB YOU FEDS CANNOT DO THIS ALL NIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Just crows everywhere, they just started showin up

FIRST PERSON TO DIE IN IRELAND I REPEAT FIRST PERSON TO DIE IN IRELAND

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First Irish death just announced.

Peak fucking comfy when we're not under a global pandemic.

>shitpost 90% of the workday away
>meals included
>decent union-established pay

I LIVE AND WORK CLOSE TO THE HOSPITAL (NUS) WHERE THEY KEEP ALL THE INFECTED IN THE NORTHERN HALF OF SWEDEN

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 10.149 cases - 631 FATALITIES / 38,6% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 9.000 cases - 354 FATALITIES / 10,7% MR;
>South Korea, 7.555 cases - 60 FATALITIES / 17,2% MR;
Spain, 2.097 cases (-27 in Galiza) - 49 FATALITIES / 26,5% MR;
>France, 1.784 cases - 33 FATALITIES / 73,3% MR;
Germany, 1.622 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 10,7% MR;
>Japan, 1.277 cases - 17 FATALITIES / 5,3% MR;
United States, 1.016 cases - 31 FATALITIES / 77,5% MR;
>Switzerland, 642 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 50% MR;
The Netherlands, 503 cases - 5 FATALITIES / 100% MR;
>Sweden, 436 cases - 0% MR;
Norway, 428 cases - 0% MR;
>United Kingdom, 383 cases - 6 FATALITIES / 33,3% MR;
Denmark, 342 cases - 0% MR;
>Belgium, 314 cases - 0% MR;
Austria, 206 cases - 0% MR;
>Barhein, 189 cases - 0% MR;
Singapore, 166 cases - 0% MR;
>Malaysia, 149 cases - 0% MR;
Australia, 127 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 11,1% MR;
>...
Portugal, 88 cases (27 in Galiza) - 0% MR;

105 infected countries.

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stayinghome.club/

atleast you are starting to be truthful about the numbers, germany is going full china mode right now, with the difference that we aren't even trying to contain or even mitigate it and truly expect 60-70% infected.

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RIP Arequipa
I just want one thing and i never gonna get it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Going to be laughing so hard at the threads of you happeningfags coping in a month or two. I can see it now...
>Reeee China and the joos are hiding cases it's still happening bros it's still happening
Honestly it was funny at first but I have seen multiple anons accusing democratic countries of lying about their numbers. The cope is so fucking real with you guys.
>inb4 faggot jew/chink shill accusations

No, but my fist in your face sure is.

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Sustained economic boom coming? Great.

According to this, you're fucked: medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

>ctrl+f Japan
>no new cases reported
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Map of Corona Deaths.

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IM NOT EVEN GOING OUTSIDE ANYTIME SOON

We've come so far bros

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Infectious Disease Expert Michael Osterholm Explains how Coronavirus is 15 times deadlier than the strongest flu we've seen in the last 30 years.

youtube.com/watch?v=cZFhjMQrVts

The response to: "nothing burger, flu kills 10x more is":

"Projections for COVID-19 death toll is 300 and 600 thousand people worldwide over the next 3 months.

China is about to leak their real number of dead, after the peak of COVID-19 blast front has past and the debris stop falling.

300 thousand dead in China. And the other 300 thousand will be outside china.

covid-19 is a flu, like Polio was a flu when it was first encountered.

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> 49 official cases, 2 dead
> capital city mayor in quarantine
> future senate activities suspended
> provinicial cities in different islands are infected
> now there are talks of putting entire metro manila, the most densely populated metropolis EVER, in lockdown

the tropics just gave Her a tan

>Detected: 121,747
Corona-chan is THICC

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Based.

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CCP social media tactics, blaming the outbreak on the US. Fucking CCP.

mobile.twitter.com/wearytolove/status/1237654661659648000

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Pension fund down 17% since I last checked a few weeks back

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they are the ones being tossed on the big burning body mountain of your city, so if they are bothering you again just imagine their pain when they are dying from Corona-chan

The Chinese restaurants in my city are giving massive discounts. They’re totally empty. It’s funny because no Chinese people even work there, just a few Nepalese mongs

>is there gonna be a quarantine eventually?

If they're going to, they need to do it NOW.
Dragging this out, then enforcing a quarantine later...will only make things worse.

thread number is fucked up

Hi Gary

How does a football player get it ... in fact it seems statistically improbable such a high number of politicians/celebrities are getting it?

The Situation in BEST EVROPA

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faggot jew/chink shill detected

here's hoping corona-chan will spare the slavs, our lives are hard enough

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Nothing bullshit about my job. I'm a combined guard, secretary, and first responder.

Homeless dude tries to sneak in with a crowbar? I stop him.

You get a package sent to the hotel while you're on a business trip? I receive it.

You get a heart attack from too much lobster? I administer CPR.

No robot can do this shit.

oh no Peru amigo no

It caused a global recession. It happened. It has left a mark forever in history. Next after the 2008 recession, you will have the coronavirus recession.

FIRST DEATH IN IRELAND FUCK
irishtimes.com/news/health/coronavirus-ireland-records-first-death-in-patient-with-covid-19-1.4199223?mode=amp

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Put the happening

I'm the bag

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Any cases in israel or saudi arabia/UAE?

In the US? Depends where. Check how the Spanish Flu went and you'll see what may happen.

Death Rate in Europe: 40% of resolved cases.

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SOURCE

you live too far baka...

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I mean I am putting in extra hours anyway, but it would be nice is the higher ups told us to start working from home unless we have to be in the office to meet with clients or attend a meeting.

Can you give me any advice on what I should do to apply for night shifts as receptionist?

I’ve seen a lot of openings but it says you need expierence or an education

Is there a receptionist uddannelse?

biological terrorism

checked

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If it's any consolation, at least you guys are doing something compared to us bro. You're gonna make it.

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talk durty to me desu!!! I'm almost there desu!!!!

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I feel you user, I'm a temp worker but 99% of my shifts are at one hotel that is getting dicked sans lube by Corona Chan. Hang in there

Don't do reception but do breakfast, it's really nice. Good food, chill staff and always something to do. It's pretty demanding energy wise tho, reception is probably more chilled.
Dunno if u can directly apply and get accepted without exp but you can probably find something through temporary agencies, they will hire just about anyone.

could be worse... some PC police dragging you to a chink restaurant and forcing you to eat a bat soup

They are the only ones being tested

it is a crucial step to develop 4th reich

It’s coming for you.
How many days has Gary been dead? 4, 5 days?

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Will Spray Nine works for decontamination? Its designed for cars and tools but I doubt that really matters. Comes in nice big bottles too.

Went to midwife appointment and apparently they're being told it will peak Easter weekend and go away with hot weather....

How the fuck is Russia getting away with it?

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That reminds me.
Youtube demonetizes any videos that mentions the corona virus.

I'M BACK!!!! 3 DAYS SUFFERING THANKS TO JANNIES!!! NO MORE NSFW CORONA POST!!!! IT WAS JUST TOO HORRIBLE NO POST IN Yas Forums!!!!

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Death Rate in Europe:

4% when resloved and unresolved cases are counted together.

4% death rate in Europe at the moment!

Do some research you lazy twat

I fucking love your posts man
always good pictures

probably took a pic and 200-1000 zoomers are laughing at you now

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there are still flights available desu!!

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slavs are heavy smokers, and Corona-chan just loves murdering smokers with Her cummies

>toe rogan: vaccines are amazing
some minutes later
>toe rogan: i know someone who got lyme disease through a vaccine

I agree it's bad and I agree it will have a lasting economic impact but this isn't an extinction event like some schizos seem to think. If you are argie bro who has been baking this bread I honestly salute your dedication.

1 death... it takes like 4 weeks to die from it after you got it? Mr of 5% so you had like 20 infected people a month ago in your country, YOU ARE ALSO FUCKED

Is diarrhea a first sign? Or would I be coofing first?

>no sign of albania flag
looks like he was the first casualty