He is a Dr and knows stonks so listen

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Any doctor that says something like this at this point is fucking autistic.

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Just ignorant.

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Is he wrong?

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>Yearly death
>Boomers: 200k
>DUI: 40k
It's time to relax about driving drunk

well, my feelings told me he is wrong, and feeling are more important than facts.

Yes, it’s absurd to make predictions about a new virus we know so little about..

This is only the beginning. This is going to unfold for months. Estimates are that it's going to be about 10 times worse than the flu in the coming 9 to 12 months.

>a new virus
it's like 3 months old.

WHY THE FUCK DO THESE RETARDS KEEP CHALLENGING CORONACHAN!!!!!
YAMETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

source?

JUST A FLU BRO

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1:30

>it's like 3 months old.
>3 months ago
yeah that's basically like when dinosaurs roamed the earth

>This is only the beginning. This is going to unfold for months. Estimates are that it's going to be about 10 times worse than the flu in the coming 9 to 12 months.
>estimates
They said the same thing about SARS, H1N1, H5N1, and ebola. When will you dumb fucks ever learn?

Wouldn't it be more accurate to compare numbers on the same scale? First case of coronavirus in US was few weeks ago (I think), so either wait 12 months to do these comparisons or don't do them at all.

>They said the same thing about SARS, H1N1, H5N1, and ebola.
Source?

Why the fuck do they want tested anyway?

How the fuck are utter retards like this doctors? Fucking clown world.

Perfect example of "lies, damn lies and stastistics"

It's not a doctor, it's a stock trader, seeing his portfolio evaporate, calling himself a doctor.

I bet he doesn't believe the weather forecast then?
Same principal, worse outcome.

No they didnt.
Particularly not ebola. Nobody was worried about ebola because it burns itself out. People were concerned limited outbreaks might form around the globe but everyone was saying we could handle it with quarentine if that happened.

The others never reached an immediate level of fear. They were saying these could become huge problems but not they will become huge problems.

Takes up to 26 days to show symptoms.

Do you have an actual argument? All I ever see on pol are seething incels mad that not enough people are dying.

>Hey guys, this super new disease that has been around for 3 months hasn't killed as many people as the flu. Look at how smart I am.

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Shit dog you should look at daily deaths, coronavirus is a literal bitch of a disease and it's gonna be great to rub it in /cvg/ face when the death total peaks.

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coronavirus deaths from april to october this year = 0

Yes, he is very wrong. He is dividing the number of deaths for those things in the last year by the number of deaths for Corona in the last couple of weeks. Thats now how calculating risk factors work. I dont even know where he gets the stats from on dying on the way to work, thats not recorded in any reportable form in the UK and unaware of it being an option in a data set anywhere in the world, and I work in a related area. You might have "travelling" or "in the workplace" but there is no "travelling to X". Its easy to work out general odds for dying from Corona, we are told 70% will likely get it and it has a kill rate of 3.4%. That a 2.38% chance of dying from it.

What a fucking stupid statistic. Has Corona-chan been spreading her love for the past 12 months? Fucking burger logic.

LUL no one is mad about death rates retard. I was mad they didn’t close the boarders and the CDC was believing the information coming from ccp

go back to mexico.

>Shit dog you should look at daily deaths, coronavirus is a literal bitch of a disease and it's gonna be great to rub it in /cvg/ face when the death total peaks.
>A virus that has only infected 0.0001% of the population is already killing as much as viruses that have been infecting 50% of the planet for thousands of years
It's just the flu bro!!!!

I can't catch a stroke if someone sneezes on me at Costco you fucking brainlet.

>A virus that's only killed people with pre-existing conditions is gonna continue to have as high a mortality rate as it currently does.
It's not the flu bro, it's less dangerous than than.

He posts on Yas Forums

Ignorant way to view this outbreak. The coronavirus is just now showing it’s face in the US. It’s highly contagious and is surely going to exponentially increase. It’s unfair and ignorant to compare its current statistics (US stats barely encompass 1 month of coronavirus infection) to other issues that have been around for a while. In fact, as a scientists, comparing coronavirus stats to anything else (like heart attacks and flu) on a scale of a fucking year is idiotic. How about give the fucking virus a year to spread then compare it to the flu. Idiots.

Good advice

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Wow, I love how I got heart disease from touching a heart patient or how an accident patient coughed on me and I got accident

What an absolute fucking imbecile.

Exactly the kind of person Taleb has been warning us about.

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>39,000 Americans die of flu every year

Tell me their names. Show me their bodies.

this picture is also a good example as to why you shouldn't drive cars.

>Tell me their names. Show me their bodies.
Show me literally anyone who has died from this new """virus""".

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STOP PANICING! MY 401K NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Where was the panic around swine flu?
It still is killing people in India

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Dishonest idiot.

>be wagie
>on the way to my cagie
>die suddenly of cancer
this fuckin world, bros

Alright but he did the math on the rate of recovery

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>Only a 1,000 infected in the US
I don't believe that number.

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i'm no doomer gloomer but let's see how the next 12 months goes k?

>equating 2 aeroplanes of peace to a virus

This seems like a boomer cope.

>Tail risks can be massive
>"Wow, he's a genious, I swear"
He basically invented boiled water, what a massive feat!

People are going to have heart attacks if they are really stupid and catch a normal cold or flu or something. They're gonna freak out.

>let's compare things that happened before Corona-chan spreaded her love in the USA to now

Sure is a genius.

you sound like one of those 'new earth' crazies

if you think death rates are the important thing about this, you're actually dumb or don't think a lot.

overburdened hospitals is one of many things this can fuck with. just look to northern italy

Yes, how often do countries shut down for heart attack, cancer, or stroke? Fucking retarded, we're only three months into this. Let a year pass and we'll have a better idea of what this really is.

Considering he doesn't understand the concept of spread he's must be pretty retarded.

Solid analysis

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No, they don’t. And I’ve only got 4 rolls of tp left at home and can’t find any at the store. Thanks for the shitty ass hole, skizzos

>donate (infected, unproperly tested) blood now
Reminder that mexicans who cross the border are the poor and ignorant

He put a ruler up to a up trend on a graph

No he exposed IYI bs vendors like the one OP posted. Completely clueless when it comes to risk, second order effects and exponential change.

Same kind of imbecile who would say more people die in bath tubs than from terrorism, therefore we should be more fearful of bath tubs.

Just fuck right off.

SARS-CoV-2 didnt exist in the US for the last 12 months and is only in its initial phases. This guy is a fucking idiot.

So panic? What’s the cure anyway? Bed rest and fluids?

How many from medical mistakes?

True...but Corona has spread across the world and is beginning to infect people close to your bubble.

I don’t believe it either, I think the real number is actually lower because this is a made up manufactured event that only scares cowardly athiests.
>please regulate me more Mr. Government (Rothschilds)
Pathetic.

This is just boomers trying to protect their retirement funds. They are so fucking selfish that they are willing to sacrifice every living person just so they can continue going to their Caribbean vacation.

30 deaths right now. Talk to me in September boomer.

>Reminder that mexicans who cross the border are the poor and ignorant

statistically yes. Otherwise just apply legally instead of sneaking in like a rat.

Yes you fucking retard. We know very little about this virus. It has already mutated. The goal should be to stop the spread immediately, not wait until thousands die before we take it seriously.

i am more and more convinced that americans are actually dumber than most people on earth.

does this guy think virus tests just fall out of the sky and everyone gets magically tested? Does he not realise that without tests there is no number? Has he not spent even a minute to check out any other countries? Has he never thought about secondary effects this might have (much worse than a death rate)?

what an immense retard

He basically discovered that extreme tail events are significant enough to be more important that averages.

>b-but i NEED coronavirus to be a h-happening because my life is meaningless!
bathtubs ARE more dangerous than terrorists. living life in fear is fucking moronic, but i understand how you can't relate because you invited the whole third world into your country, Sven, and you're terrified.

>It has already mutated.
And you have evidence for this claim I'm sure.

now its too late. what should have happened is closing of all borders and forced home quarantine of every confirmed or suspiscious case, plus cancelling any bigger gatherings of people, urging people to not use public transit if possible etc.

this could have been prevented with just about 4 weeks of some economic sacrifices.

but i guess muh shekels are more important.

Yeah just a flu bro

As my NG base down the road is drilling... for quarantines I guess

Everything here is a guess and an attempt at mind-reading.
My guess is he knows his argument is misleading....but he thinks the social panic that is being created might be worse than Corona.
Think about what will happen to cities with a huge nigger population who are ordered to quarantine.
How many days (if not hours) is it going to take for groups of looters to start emerging?
Some white male shoots a nog, and all a sudden you have mass riots and chimp outs.
Could lead to social panic that's much worse than the disease very quickly.

No shit I’ve watched the scum flood every nice small town in my state. I hate you spics.

>doc speaks truth
He correctly points out it is not longer doubling every 2 weeks, so lets conservatively say it is doubling ever 4. That still means there will only be 112 million cases december. And if we assume a 1% fatality, that is only 1 million people will die.

absolute nothing burger .

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THE CURE DAMN YOU. WHAT IS IT MAN

Yas Forums is completely retarded. Corona is nothingburger. Even if kikes planted its testing for real shit that will come after. This is literally a beta test of conditions that will happen when real shit hits the field and you are all playing the part for kikery pharma. Just fucking ignore media if you are under 60 year old and if you are older less socializing and wear mask when you go out and thats fucking it.

You don't understand risk or second order effects, actual fucking imbecile.

No one is living in fear retard. How have humans survived for hundreds of thousands of years? They panicked early. You see a shadow that looks like a cat you don't wait for the creature to reveal itself, by the time you find out it's a lion you are dead.

>accidental death and strangulation in bed
>2 deaths per year

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Just the flu bro... Zero cases in a week

Based and reality pilled, anyone who disagrees is an underage corona larper.

yeah man i remmeber whn three countries completely quarantined due to sars and ebola. showd em

WE NEED TO PUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP
THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS

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bathtubs aren't sentient beings, bathtubs can not become bigger or develop tactics. also bathtub accidents can be almost entirely avoided if you're not an idiot or prone to fainting.

you're not only comparing apples and oranges but also are too idiotic to think about the difference of a force outside vs inside of one's control.

What's the recovery rate/deaths for the flu? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Wheres niggers? I don't see niggers on the list.

He makes perfect sense...that is, of course, if the numbers are true.

The multiple genetically distinct strains floating around, dumbass. The L and S clades are already thought to be significantly different in severity of symptoms, and it's not yet clear whether immunity to one grants immunity to both.

that's not a fair comparison
I want the average over the last century

Cases of contagious heart disease, cancer and strokes: 0
Quarantines on the flu: 0

Coronavirus will kill people with underlying health diseases, meaning all those people that could die next year, or the year after that, could all die this year instead.

obama was still new and everyone was focused on bailing out the kikes with stimulus spending and health insurance mandates

Nope
Only people dying are the poor ones without proper hygiene. You can get cured for swine flu

Coronachan has officially stumped the Trump and all other "nothing ever happens" boomers with hitherto unseen futa girth and depth of penetrance

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Crash the markets NAO

spot on. other anons are just faggots

Why did he leave out medical error?

>something doesn't exist if it's not on government file
Doctor faggot is a wanker

the death rates themselves are not the problem.

italian hospitals are currently overburdened and people with smaller chances of recovery are left for dead.
that goes for everything, not just people who have the virus.

if you come to the hospital with a heartattack and you're 70 in northern italy right now, you are fucked. they can not help you