/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1889

Today it's probably gonna reach +5k with Italy.

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25k watching now

im gonna sniff dead girl panties in the apocalypse

I died a long long time ago

Xi Jingping sucks nigger dick each night
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>There are people in this here very thread that still haven't prepped

CONFESS

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First you make big party on epstein island with your gay ass nigger friend obama and rapist bill.
Than you get panic because muh epstein got snattched up. Now you go full panic mode as soon next elections in america coming up. Here you are now, after you went on rampage with your communist friends in a bio lab to develope nigger aids for the world. In hope to crash the economy you thought this would work. Listen up you deep state fuck, your time is over, your shit got exposed. Now fuck off you schizo communist, go suck more cucks from the le ebin deep state shitheads and die of penis cancer on your wannabe dinsey ranche.

friendly reminder
dear xi fuck china cuck
you got exposed.

Nice try disinfo fag

NEETs are the most powerful race and the world is ours now

The old world was impure and needed to be wiped out

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ive been dead on the inside since I was 8. I only stick around to see if anyone else can learn to suffer I have. Also niggers rioting for the last koolaid.

I am more alive than ever. The normalfag purge has begun.

We broke the 23k mark

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Hi i found this website through reddit, This virus has a big impact on my LGBTQ community as we can't do our scheduled meetings.

Together we stand divided we fall.

>Hungary shuts universities and bans big gatherings
>only 13 cases

Hungary being smart

for the past few years i have basically not existed already, i am just a skinny bag of flesh in front of my computer, pressing buttons to get another dopamine hit.
im already dead.

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What are some good safety goggles? Swimming glasses are a little bit fucked for me because I have glasses.

all i have is food

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german pensioneers who died,y ou retard

What's going to happen to every nation with a handful of cases in a matter of time

Hungary closes universities

Just the flu
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NOT MY STOCKERINOS THEY INJECTED MORE BILLIONERINOS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>4,382
>121,738
>0.04% mortality rate
lol even boomers are beating corona chan the rides over bros.

Have you guys already made your peace? There's still time and very little time to enjoy what you are taking for granted, soon all will be lost.

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mom comes back from lidl empty shelves everywhere goes tio local shop everything there
fuuck german shops

why would I prep when I can just beat the shit out of you and take your stuff?

...I was never truly alive anyway, bros ;_;

Best Virginia wins again

Fed is desperately pumping right now, to keep it above 24K
IT WON'T WORK

I got some rice and beans but that’s it. Prob 10 pounds each.

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Janitors are bloody faggots, they just love the cock

It's just money, bro.

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3000 NEW CASES IN ITALY
>3000 NEW CASES IN ITALY
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3000 NEW CASES IN ITALY
>3000 NEW CASES IN ITALY

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Does WHO still give daily briefings?

+1 death in the Philippines
twitter.com/DOHgovph/status/1237743058101272577/photo/1

Fuck off Nicklas

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>unable to squat
>can only jump 1 cm
literally me WITHOUT the corona virus

I have glasses and bought these

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Poland has 4 (out of 27) positive patients who escaped quarantine

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I say some bold words for a coofer

What's death when there's no life in the first place?

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Hopefully someone shoots you in your retard nigger face.

>3%

>CONFIRMED INFECTED STATES - 38/50
Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Wisconsin
>NOT CONFIRMED - 12/50
Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Delaware, Idaho, Maine, Mississippi, Montana, New Mexico, North Dakota, West Virginia, Wyoming

GIVE ME THE FUCKING DOPAMINE HIT THAT IS SUB 23K YOU FUCKING FEDS CAN'T PUMP FOREVER
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not daily but today another briefing at 1700

Based raider

>be american
>have a bit of sore throat and the coofs
>bit of a fever
>go to the er
>pay $2000 to get admitted
>pay $700 for a variety of tests
>get corona test for free (yay)
>positive result
>told to go home two weeks for quarantine
>no pay from work
>rent is due
>already credit card capped out from hospital visit
>get thrown out of flat one week into quarantine
>go into subways to beg for food
>meanwhile spreading the virus
This is what is happening in the US right now.

sauce or gtfo

i've wanted to die for almost 30 years now but refused to commit suicide so this is perfect

that was fake, nigger

Freedom.

>unable to squat
How will slavs live?

Too bad a third of Hungary’s population is sub 80 IQ Gypsies

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Stay attentive

COSAAA MA COSA CAZZ DOVE(where) DAMMI LA SOURCE PORCO DIOOOO

There is a reason they never told us how well the survivors are.

Surviving with disabilities is still surviving....

>t. retard who failed elementary school math

Don't post this, Hans. This website has a strict policy against malarky.

COOF
COOF
COOF COOF JUST FLU
COOF

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People that prep are typically the ones that have weapons too. Have fun with that

>furry homosex
>german
checks out

Aus has over 100 cases. Nothing shut down. Mass gatherings still occurring daily.
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Unable to squat? No wonder Russia is so afraid of it.

WV LAST HOLDOUT
FUCK YOU OTHER STATES

SPINGO LE MIE DITA NEI MIEEEEEEI

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Shit starting to blow up bad here. All normies are oblivious and im bunkering down for two weeks watching the collapse

Currently studying in Denmark. Should I flee back home to USA?

Based

I'm too poor to prep and too skinny not to. It's going to be quite a ride for me.

My chest feels like I have a weight on it, and it gets heavier when I breath in. Is this how pneumonia starts?

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It isnt you bamboon. Atleast not yet

450 cases, still hardly any action from the government

Monday/Wednesday/Friday

deep concern
SECONDED

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Got a spare room? I'll bring some fresh Washington pacific salmon

Many such cases
SAD

>retards still not understanding math
Deaths+recovered=Total
Deaths/Total=decimal
decimalx100=percentage

As soon as I get it I am taking it to you

The city closest to my village just announced they're shutting down the hospital for several days because one of the doctors caught corona. They have yet to announce where the corona patients in quarantine will be moved to, and knowing germany, I'm guessing they'll just tell them to quarantine themselves at home.

>he tinken Burgerland is not already dead

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reality: literaly over 8000:
Womens Feelings: 0

>Australia has a five day window at the moment to make a decision to implement a quarantine, after that they said it’s too late.
remember they are only detecting 5-10% of cases.
If we have 127 detected cases there's at least 1250 coofers running around undetected.
>doubling every 4-5 days.
We're not getting out of this.

Same... fuck the UK

They get infected, they'll not only spread it among themselves, they will also spread it everywhere their beggar gangs will panhandle. And if one of their precious elders dies, they'll rampage through the hospital they blame for it.

bro you should be dirty bulking right now, having fat stores is going to help when shtf and you are rationing at subsistence 1200kcal/day

It's just surreal posting here with you all, wondering how many of us will have been hurt or killed before it's all over, anons passing through time like tears in rain.

I'm coughing all the time, also I have a diarrhea and my head is in pain from time to time.
I'm afraid as fuck.

I just wanna watch the world burn, whatever happens to me is irrelevant.

Nigger just get tesco value instant noodles, vitamins and make hardtack, it's better than nothing if u absolutely have to survive

if you ask yourself
> why am i alive again, god? satan can you give a quick answer too?
over and over and over again, you annoy yourself too much to become suicidal.

how many people do you think are nutty enough to go around deliberately spreading this?

You will be replaced by the people currently invading Greece

>he thinks preppers dont have guns
Well at least in yurop you don't have to worry about that

you from around homburg or from where?

>SW FL riddled with air aids
Thank you corona chan for eradicating these retarded boomers who come down here and shit up my state

>that small cluster of cases in southeast VA
well guess I'll die
t. Elizabeth City

Well, I got no money but I managed to have a few kilos of rice, pasta, beans and some medical stuff. My stash is a joke in comparison to US and EU anons

WHERE FROM?

you re infected,
prepare to die, maybe visit a mosque or so, and take some shitskins with you. inshalah

I just cooked a massive pot of mushroom risotto with duck chicken and veggies broth, and I will survive by playing Doom eternal when it comes out

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Official numbers are bs, between 6-7 out of 10 niggers in this country are either sneezing or have a cold, and this has been increasing in the last few days.

BUT SINCE THERE'S NO WAY TO GET EVERYONE TESTED REAL CASES ONLY AMOUNT TO 13

When do Italy’s new nummies come out?

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Vlad....what if you are the key to helping the world burn? Then that'd give you purpose, meaning.

the south korean deathcult had a few thousand, and i bet there are some cults in the west that are salivating at the chance of bringing about the rapture.

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this is how (((recovering))) from coronavirus is like.
kike media is of course hiding this.

permanent crippling lung damage. dying is better than that.

REMINDER THAT CHLOROQUINE WORKS AGAINST CORONA

>muh china created bioweapon to destroy us economy
>context pic related
>meanwhile
- china belly up
- iran belly up
- russia belly up

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Some, but not as many as the simply delusional who refuse to accept that they are infected even when they are already half-dead.

>121231 infected
>4378 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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this

when this is all over will they call it the Italian flu? or the Milanese flu?

Potential case headed to a hospital in Charleston. We fucked sooner or later user

bro, get out of broward/miamidade while you can

t. ex 305/786 bro

It's american bioweapon. If there's safe place on earth ATM it's surely USA.

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>NEET
>you're already dead?
dumb socialnigger
this is my planet

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Dutch friend hates his country and people so much that he swore he'd spread it as much as he can if he gets pozzed. Guy also happens to work at a pastry shop. I believe him.

when are boomer politicians getting hospitalized?

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I'm gonna COOF

brother, now is the time to visit your local iman or rabbi, give them a hug in these trying times.

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I got myself a couple months of food, vitamins, basic medicine, 20 packs of cigs and 40g of tobacco
Thinking of buying weed and speed

[spoiler]also kinda want to fuck a cubanese escort but not so sure about that one, should i go for it?[/spoiler]

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Vitamin C overdose. Even good things can be poison when you take too much of it.

APOCALYPSE TECH. GENERAL

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2 hrs

>boss got us 12L of the liquid gold

Guess whose work won't go down on hand disinfectant for a long while? Mine!

Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

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Fuck off. Kike.

Okay nigger it seems you’re revising your fake thesis now that Italy is getting hammered. Can everyone stop moving goalposts and think critically or are you just a bunch of niggerfaggots? Pathetic.

"I like to travel" backfired.

Lads, I have it on good info that the virus is from Neptune. It's the reason for the vast spread. The Neptune flu ,as we should now call it, spreads in a similar way on the watery planet of Neptune. Many mamals on Neptune get the virus in a similar fashion to us humans on earth.

comfy song

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checked

Wasted on a faggot.

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>still hardly any action from the government
We're in the "it's just a flu, bro" phase still.
Nothing is being done while we're reporting an exponential increase in infected.

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How are squatting and jumping correlated to lung damage?

im a fisherman. if you can't find food and aren't an american (the fisherman have guns) just attack us. or better yet hold us hostage and make us fish for you.

I've got lots of rice and canned goods but I haven't bought a gun yet so I guess I'm fucked. I've got knives, mace, golf clubs, but if someone breaks in with even a 22lr single shot I'm done for lol

Rolling for zombie mutation

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>two major island cities now infected
> community spreading all but certain weeks ago

but then this leftoid rag is in the thick of it, weird.

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>No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.
Pottery. Every. Time.

Many

Working from home starting next week. I have enough supplies to not go outside for 2 months. Will I make it bros? We only have 50 cases on the island total.

You'd be surprised. We already have the Shinji Cult from Worst Korea. That one based Jap dude from 2ch and many more new contenders that has just joined it. It's going to be spectacular

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>implying it's just 27

are you a masochist or something?

OCCCHIIIIIIIIII

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>these digits
its officially over, i am donating my prep to a foodbank now

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Of course I haven't prepped. If I get proper sick, I'll go pay visits to the local mosques. I'll make sure I shake lots of hands and don't wash first.

239 here, if I somehow run out of food I'll start killing gators. 305 is probably gonna be a bloodbath with how close you fuckers are to each other

show boobies or gtfo