This is acceptable infrastructure in the US
How can Americans cope with living in an endless suburb, while at the same time bashing communist housing in Russia
This is acceptable infrastructure in the US
How can Americans cope with living in an endless suburb, while at the same time bashing communist housing in Russia
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Still better than the wagon roads of most European cities
we listen to old vaporwave ...
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i used to be married to Todds older brother ... life is weird
Every neighborhood looks ugly from above head view...
Why would we need to cope? It's incredibly comfy living in the suburbs. Everything i need is close and I live in my own single family home with a yard.
>yard
This triggers the communist.
American cities are sick. You can not escape the endless McMansions, McDonalds, fastfood chains, walmarts, etc etc. Everything in an American city is tainted by capitalism
>everywhere i go has foods and services
isn't that a good thing?
man id kill to live in an american style suburban area. nothing but 20 story apartments here.
And yet in every tv show and movie and media, the american suburb lifestyle is seen as the peak of quality and happiness. You don't see no cartoon with Laquisha living with their 7 cousins in a shared rented apartment in Brooklyn and people wishing they could be Laquisha.
City management is better than it has ever been before in recorded history -- more fascist than anything else.
That said: it's 100 years behind material science and engineering science limited by the antiquated building code.
Everything you hate about what looks awful about urban sprawl is due to the communistic aspects of building codes.
Long Island has some of the first suburbs in the country. As such, it was kind of a testing ground for what works and what doesn't. Suburbs built decades later are much better designed and usually have a tree like structure so that the homes are at the end of the smallest branches, the stores are along the main branches, and the trunk is the highway that leads into the nearby city.
If it's white it looks very comfy
I fucking hat hate hate the endless suburbs. But even more than that I hate how local municipalities ban multi family or high rise construction
Free market my fucking ass
That is actually very efficient use of the space, relative to the requirements of the users.
Each individual family / household wants:
1. A private residence
2. Open space / lawn / garden around that residence
3. One or more automobiles
4. Limited thru traffic passing by the residence
If you structure your land use to maximize the number of residents who get #1 to #4, you end up with pic related. You may think people shouldn't want #1 to #4, but they do. People may claim in surveys or in think-pieces that they really want to live in apartments in mixed-use neighborhoods, but almost everyone who actually lives in pic related could have bought a condo in a mixed-use neighborhood and chose not to; I regard that purchasing decision as more indicative of their true preferences than anything that comes up in mere conversation.
>This is acceptable infrastructure in the US
Yeah it looks really cool but that is because the murricans basically built their cities from scratch. Where as ours evolved over hundreds of years from very small villages.
So its natural ours would be really chaotic and unplanned where as theirs would be very efficient and well thought out.
>Everywhere I can go for food/entertainment is owned by a soulless corporation.
>Everywhere I go there a fat Amerimutts traveling to their next burger meal
>Everywhere I go there are zoomers listening to their coon tunes.
>Everywhere I go there are soccer moms in their $40,000 SUVs
The American city triggers me -
I just want to live in a small community where the people care about each other.
>Levittown
jews aren't American.
>Long Island has some of the first suburbs in the country. As such, it was kind of a testing ground for what works and what doesn't. Suburbs built decades later are much better designed and usually have a tree like structure so that the homes are at the end of the smallest branches, the stores are along the main branches, and the trunk is the highway that leads into the nearby city.
I would agree with this, too. So as an amendment to my post I would add that a more fractal road system with more cul-de-sacs than in pic related solves for #1 to #4 even more thoroughly.
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Non Americans will never know this middle class life.
Looks comfy, groomer.
By not getting Coronachanned on shitty pubic transit.
>Drive in your Isolation pod to work
>at lunchtime drive in your Isolation pod to fastfood
>Work ends drive to larger Isolation pod
Middle class life is so great!
The are only efficient and well thought out for cars. Americans are so fat because they can’t even walk to the store. It’s not unusual to meet people who have never walked more than 4blocks in their fucking lives
>I just want to live in a small community where the people care about each other.
No you don't. Not really. This is another one of those things that people SAY, but that their actions show they don't really MEAN.
Living in a small community with everyone in each other's shit looks good in a quirky independent movie about eccentric and charming English villagers, but in real life other people are fucking hell. Literal hell. Even the people with the most in common and with true joint interests (e.g. people in the same extended family) end up tormenting each other when they're trapped together and can't escape.
>Non americans will never know
Fuck them: we are full.
Keep your mid to low trust society to your own continents you filthy niggers. Equal opportunity means access to white people: we've already got enough here we don't need any more.
Because endless sprawl of single family houses is better than an endless sprawl of concrete panelak sardine boxes you brainlet
This is exactly why Coranachan is the goddess we need.
You're literally being protected. And you bitch like some cyclist fag who wants to play in city traffic.
Yeah. When I went to murrica you had drive through banks.
It was pretty awesome im not gonna lie.
>Living in a small community with everyone in each other's shit looks good in a quirky independent movie about eccentric and charming English villagers, but in real life other people are fucking hell. Literal hell. Even the people with the most in common and with true joint interests (e.g. people in the same extended family) end up tormenting each other when they're trapped together and can't escape.
lmfao this is a good point
>The are only efficient and well thought out for cars.
Being efficient and well thought out for cars is actually hugely important, for everyone who isn't a single NEET who never has to carry anything larger than a Chipotle bag, and whose answer to bad weather is just to stay home and play vidya.
Yeah because small communities in America are Irish trash. Give me a small community of my people. Also the Amish have it best in America.
t. Mindless consumer Amerimutt
Sure the American lifestyle is great for unthinking consumerist zogbots like yourself. But intellectuals like me need something more.
>ban multi family or high rise construction
hint: it's to keep brown people out
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take the homo rainbow back to sweden muhamad.
thats long island, not america. NYC metro area is its own weird pocket universe.
that 90's comfy feel. feels american man.
yeah, pretty much this.
>the Amish have it best in America.
they're all methheads/meth dealers/involved in the drug trade, and severely inbred.
>isolation pod
So you wanna ride the bus or the train just cause other people ride it? I got some bad news for you buddy
Okay groomer
'burbs full of white people can be pretty comfy desu
Suburbs spread the population out rather than stacking them. Its the best solution considering the circumstances
>They're all meth heads
no
>They're inbred
no
You are very misinformed
>not saging faggot meme threads
>giving fags (You)s
fucking niggers, all of you
EVEN GAYER THAN SWEDEN! HOLY SHIT! THE TURD DONT FALL FAR FROM THE FAGGOTS ASSHOLE!!
no, i got family around them. the amish are spun the fuck out on tweak
No I want to live off the land like the Amish
You've got a family who lives near them while I actually live near them. Maybe the Amish near your family have gone to shit, but the ones near me are swell people.
Because most of them have their own house, even if it's made of "lol wood" it's usually their own single unit, unlike living the fucking MISERY of sharing your shit with neighbours walls being part of yours and having to hear their endless shit
I am genuinely planning on moving to a different country, America is just roads, suburbs, fags and minorities in ugly cities, and the rural areas are just full of drug addicts.
All I'm doing is providing a thought provoking discussion on the soullessness of suburbs
I actually gotta agree with you on this one, there's a point in which planning conflicts with human nature and there is a fine line between efficiency and being comfortable enough to not want to kill yourself. But at the very least I wish that the buildings themselves were more aesthetic to the eye.
Those aren't the norm everywhere else?
>Still better than the wagon roads of most European cities
Spoken like a true mystery meat uncultured mutt.
Pic related has more worth, western history than some shitty temporary suburb that will be infested by niggers or torn down in a decade
Anything to keep the burger in their 4 - wheeled Isolation pod. In the last year or two places without drive throughs have started offering "curb side delivery."
>DONT GET OUT OF UR CAR AT ANY COST BURGERS
Exactly 1 percent of Europe looks like that, most of it is wagon roads with newer commie style buildings.
>Those aren't the norm everywhere else?
No we have to get out of the car and walk in to the bank.
And our black people dont have drive through funerals.
Its a disgrace.
>able to own homes
yeah, that would be terrible
Those roads were designed that way to slow traffic and lower accidents in residential areas.
Idealism > Utilitiarianism
Spread the word to every worthlessly awful public planner in America
I live in amish country, is right, amish are trash. They are terrible Christians, cheat there way out of there own rules like jews and are generally massive asSholes who hate the English.
They also are the leading source of puppy mills in the US. They will keep dozens of bitches in tiny cages and breed them constantly until they drop dead, and couldn't care less about the health of the breed.
They also think they own the roads, I give them no sympathy when some soccer mom four ton burger wagon hits them in there buggys.
In Ohio they have drive through convenience stores, just to ensure we never have to physically interact with another person.
You've got the same suburban shit in Canada faggot, turn off your flag Moose rapist.
>How can Americans cope with living in an endless suburb, while at the same time bashing communist housing in Russia
Each of those people/families has their own enclosed house, their own yard, probably fences between properties, and garages. If you don't get the appeal, you would probably enjoy commie blocs.
Ironically, the most liberal, commie infested city in the US (Portland, OR) has laws limiting that shit. McMansions exist but are against building codes in huge swaths of the city to maintain its classical look. Fast food is limited by the number of restaurants per square mile unless they serve locally sourced ingredients (hence the Burgerville loophole).