/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1888

► Detected: 121,656 ► Died: 4,382

>NEWS
Prisoners in Italy revolt, 6 dead
archive.is/Se5sp

New York to deploy National Guard
archive.is/DQixF

French culture minister infeccted
archive.is/pKcXs

4% of health workers infected in southern Netherlands
archive.is/5N86z

Scientific meeting on coronaviruses cancelled due to coronavirus
archive.is/Pdh55

>RESEARCH
Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
archive.is/2YKrJ

HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
archive.is/xwQVe

Patient tests negative four times, was infected
archive.is/LAD5r

Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

25 year old nurse dies in Iran
archive.is/5bWiM

>REMINDER
Japan confirms China doesn't count suspected in death toll
archive.is/H1Bm1

MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
archive.is/WUioQ

Test kits in the U.S and 30 countries flawed
archive.is/cLmse

Infection could reach 60% of world population
archive.is/Xcxwm

China burning bodies without testing or registration
archive.is/Thlaq

>LATEST CASES
13:41: 6 new cases in Colombia.
13:37: 2 new cases in Poland.
13:17: 121 new cases and 1 new death in the Netherlands.
13:10: 9 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
13:01: 30 new cases in Sweden.
12:58: 4 new cases in Iceland.
12:49: 48 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.

>MORE
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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1002/jmv.25728
youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0
mp.weixin.qq.com/s/cG9oP6VlT2GiyARfFYMyfA
open.spotify.com/playlist/6Fxws1zHTzKD9mJsWAMHsP?si=6yxjemG2TV-0u9rQuSh88w
youtu.be/NfiFhQ8W7OU
youtube.com/watch?v=ZmHGS36QvAM
youtube.com/watch?v=opFCAWZHpzg&feature=emb_logo
youtube.com/watch?v=oqvXquqTwoU
youtube.com/watch?v=Kd9ISOcQWh8
youtu.be/7Qe_tVJZgb8
twitter.com/TgLa7/status/1237744025538572289
youtu.be/Gdv55pki5As
youtube.com/watch?v=p5oEVJ7ru2E
youtube.com/watch?v=B3nfweteZck
zeit.de/wissen/gesundheit/2020-03/covid-19-coronavirus-infektionen-ausbreitung-live-blog
youtube.com/watch?v=oicmQPsz_Ps
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>LATEST CHANGES
China +36 (+22) Iran +958 (+63) S. Korea +242 (+1) Spain +487 (+13) Germany +91 (+1) USA +22 (+1) Switzerland +155 (+1) Netherlands +121 (+1) Belgium +47 (+1) Lebanon +9 (+1) Indonesia +7 (+1) Albania +2 (+1) Panama +7 (+1) Sweden +122 Norway +40 Denmark +78 Austria +24 Bahrain +79 Singapore +12 Malaysia +20 Australia +11 H. Kong +5 Canada +2 Greece +1 Iceland +4 Israel +1 Kuwait +3 Czechia +4 Egypt +1 Thailand +6 Finland +19 Portugal +18 Slovenia +23 Philippines +16 Taiwan +1 Vietnam +4 Romania +6 Palestine +1 Poland +5 S. Arabia +1 Croatia +1 Hungary +1 S. Africa +6 Serbia +7 Latvia +2 Slovakia +3 Colombia +6 Mexico +1 Maldives +2 Afghanistan +2 Malta +1 Morocco +2 Paraguay +3 S. Lanka +1 Honduras +2 Réunion +1 Total +2,732 (+108)

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>italy
>3532 new cases
>393 new deaths

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,790 (3,158) ► International 40,866 (1,224): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (61) Spain 2,182 (49) France 1,784 (33) Germany 1,656 (3) USA 1,016 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 587 (12) Netherlands 503 (5) UK 383 (6) Belgium 314 (1) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 126 (3) Canada 97 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 12 (1) Panama 8 (1) Morocco 5 (1) Sweden 477 Norway 440 Denmark 340 Austria 206 Bahrain 189 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 90 Iceland 85 Israel 76 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 Czechia 67 India 62 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Vietnam 38 Romania 35 Brazil 34 Ireland 34 Palestine 30 Poland 27 Qatar 24 Georgia 23 S. Arabia 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Chile 17 Croatia 16 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Slovakia 10 Belarus 9 Colombia 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Bosnia 7 Tunisia 6 Brunei 6 Bulgaria 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Jamaica 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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Still no WHITE deaths from Chinese coronavirus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
There are over 500,000 Chinese immigrants in the Lombardy region alone.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy

No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

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FACT:
Stocks are STRONGLY rising again
FACT:
China practically has NO MORE new infections
FACT:
China is CLOSING S I X T E E N makeshift hospital due to NO NEW CASES
FACT:
China is slowly restarting its production again which will cause stocks to rise EVEN MORE
FACT:
Only VERY OLD and VERY FRAIL people die of covid-19 -- Italy is the nursing home of Europe!
FACT:
The flu still kills more people every year
FACT:
The panDEMic party is losing its mind over how successfully Trump is handling the hyped "outbreak" in America

FACT:
If you stay home cause of this little flu you deserve to lose your job

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Trips

DOW JONES -1000

IS OVER DRUMPF LOST THE WHITE HOUSE TO THE FLU

>school suspended in my country
>everyone is going insane
Stop it, Yas Forums. This isn't funny anymore.

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wtf is this? ok we all knew about the eyes of darkness,but this?

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Secretary Pompeo:
The U.S. calls on Iran to immediately release on humanitarian grounds all wrongfully detained Americans. As COVID19 spreads to Iranian prisons, their detention defies basic human decency. Please do it. USA need more sick people

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"Predictive programming"

Neuroinvasive potential
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1002/jmv.25728

This is SARS 2.0 it will have similar long term effects. The world will become a wasteland of incompetent workers , we will regress as a society by at least 50 years.

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Go to Google Maps and try to make a route from Wuhan Institute of Virology to Huanan Seafood Market. You’ll notice that all suggested routes avoid taking you through the Wuhan Changjiang Tunnel, which is the most direct route to the market at around 8.6 miles. The shortest route they suggest is nearly double the amount. But hey, at least they moved the Institute back to it’s original location, right?

>1888
nice

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After this kills all the elderly and boomers will we get to have a baby boom?

Guys, the stonks are in kinda free fall. So is this really it /cvg ?

YOU ASKED FOR THIS HOE

This Spanish musician is in critical condition

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>by at least 50 years
BASED

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>by at least 50 years.
unironically based

Thanks for the update, Chang

Hope he is white enough to survive.

>flag
>phenomenally retarded post
Colour me surprised.
You guys not only have average IQ comparable to IQ of yoghurt, you also prove it every day here on Yas Forums.

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Any recommendations at what to jerk off to today?

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What. You a Celtic supporter?

ONE- NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Where the source at ? Seems fake

Okay I know the world is in a state of panic but flights are cheap AF. I definitely just booked a flight to see my grams for her birthday!

"There's sicknesses everywhere," Nicole said. "I could get a disease today unrelated from the virus."

"I think the coronavirus is clearly something people need to be wary of, but I don't plan on putting my life on hold because something is going around," Mulligan said. He had planned to go on vacation anyway, and because cheap flights are now available

Coronavirus got Boomers stocking their doomsday bunkers... meanwhile millennials are online shopping for bathing suits for the five island trip they just booked on Spirit for $130.

You really think Coronavirus is gonna stop me booking a holiday and catching a flight?

"I feel like if the coronavirus would get even more serious and like wipe out a large amount of people, I might as well be somewhere having fun

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They’ve just seen the latest numbers from Italy...

We need to realize some areas are beyond help and cauterize the wounds

yet

So if he dies, he isn't white anymore? You are a fag.

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Can we hit sub 22K today bros? I'm feeling it now
youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0

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Fucking communist Danish guberment refuses to lose face and shutdown universities and workplace

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FACT:
you're a faggot.

>No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

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>The world will become a wasteland of incompetent workers
Have you worked recently? We have been there for a while.

Wait, the world will become like Mexico?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

ahahahahahahaha i woke up to Corona-chan absolutely fucking with everyone here in our tropical shitheap!

> mayor of our capital city to undergo quarantine after coming back from London

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mp.weixin.qq.com/s/cG9oP6VlT2GiyARfFYMyfA

This is a long but important read, written by the Wuhan scientists who first discovered the coronavirus. I have no idea how it escaped CCP censorship.

you know it's actually happening when every board is posting about it

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Corona is bullshit and nothing to worry about, prove me wrong.

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TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Crime statistics.

You got too cocky pizzabros

Post your corona soundtrack

With SHITSKINS.
40 years of UNCONTROLLED GIBS have technially quadrupled oooga boogas in Turdfrica.
Stone Age will look like Sci Fi stuff with GIBS in charge. Same applies for States of Teh Street Shitter

>120 countries infected
>this is still not a pandemic
>stop saying a "P" word

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You're laughing. The stock market is crashing and you're laughing.

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tomboy ryona

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Which one of you fuckers cucked the simulation?

Last couple weeks have felt like we're living through a Bollywood doomsday movie, at this point i'm just waiting for someone to start singing in hindi.
>Haven't even started yet.

No, it also causes infertility.

Really makes me thunk.

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FACT: Xi Jingping strokes his tiny cock at the though of niggers cumming in his flabby yellow ass each night
wuhan biological weapon 武汉生物武器 China manufactured Coronavirus Test kits were broken on purpose 中国制造的冠状病毒检测试剂盒被故意破坏 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

Shut up /ptg/

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>even if these are fake numbers, they're probably not going to be far off

jesus

open.spotify.com/playlist/6Fxws1zHTzKD9mJsWAMHsP?si=6yxjemG2TV-0u9rQuSh88w

>Corona will do what the Jews were already doing with Antidepressants, brainwashing media, and fluoridated water
Ok so it's a nothing burger, nothing new will come of this.

Stop what? It hasn't even started yet.

I'm having daily panic attacks now. Call me weak, but this shit is the scariest thing ever. My country is now the 5th most infected per capita in the world. I'm now pretty much just waiting to die a painful death. Either from the virus, or from raiders.

But is is just a flu dumb swede

youtu.be/NfiFhQ8W7OU

Corona-chan please fuck up my country so that the government can finally collapse.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZmHGS36QvAM

Sissy hypno

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youtube.com/watch?v=opFCAWZHpzg&feature=emb_logo

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>spotify

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Someone told me about these threads on reddit. Thank you guys! Together we can defeat the virus

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>DAYS UNTIL MEDICAL SYSTEM IS OVERRUN

Italy (10238/8000 ICUs)
>0-6 days (Locally the medical system is already overrun. Field hospitals are being deployed)
Norway (400/400ICUs)
>1-7 days
Sweden (355/700 ICUs)
>4-10 days
Switzerland (497/ 1000 ICUs)
>5-11 days
Spain (1695/5000 ICUs)
>7-13 days
France (1888/5000 ICUs)
>9-15 days
Netherlands (503/ 1600 ICUs)
>7-13 days
Belgium (267/2000 ICUs)
>12-18 days
UK (383/5000 ICUs)
>15-21 days
Germany (1565/28000 ICUs)
>17-23 days
Luxembourg (5/200 ICUs)
>21-27 days
(updated list march 11 2020)

The biggest concern right now is not the current CFR, but what the CFR will be when medical systems get overrun.
About 10% of infections need an IC bed and assisted breathing. If those IC beds and breathing machines run out, we have a serious problem and the CFR may shoot up.

>METHODOLOGY
We use a median IC stay of 10 days.
We assume 10% of infected need IC.
We use a growth factor of 1.2.

Demand for IC beds : D = .1 * (# infections (today)) - .1 * (# infections (today - 10))
# days until overrun = CEIL((log((total IC beds) * (1 - % of IC beds taken)) - log(D))/log(growth factor))

We compute a best and "worst" case.
The best case is 70% of IC beds are already taken.
The worst case is 90% are taken.
(These estimates are very conservative, and in many countries the "worst" case is actually reality.)

For example, in the Netherlands we have between 9 and 15 days until every ICU spot with a mechanical ventilation unit is taken and we run into serious problems trying to keep people alive.

You can google the number of IC beds per country yourself and check my computations.
I will keep updating these numbers.
I try to keep this post as clear and concise as possible.
For sources, comments and suggestions, please email: [email protected]
Thank you

HURRY UP AND SHUT THE UNIS BORIS FUCK

Perfect breeding ground for this virus, plus I want to NEET it up for a few weeks and shitpost/ play vidya

norway will be fine, sweden on the other hand....

Sauce this shit so i can have one last but before I die on the streets of seattle

Corona couldn't have come sooner. We needed the societal reset.

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>1 post by this proxyfag

DOW ALMOST AT -1000, WIPING OUT YESTERDAY'S PUMP!
GO CORONA-CHAN, YOU CAN DO IT!!!
GLOBAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE, HERE WE GO!
I CAN'T WAIT!

>THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS HERE VERY THREAD WHO STILL HAVEN'T PREPPED

CONFESS

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>will we get to have a baby boom?
Not if survivors are left sterile.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH GOODBYE YORME IT'S FUCKING ACCELERATING AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA

Yo the 70s dude? Fuckinn rad

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No, nobody wants to fuck leafs except Trudeau.

Fake numbers

The media pumping this panic up so thier jew overlords can buy the dip, Soros style

What’s wrong with Spotify?

He died yesterday

Oh wow, not 393 boomers who were already sick? End times now bros!

China is our only savour. Accept your new masters pls.

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I've noticed the "Trilateral" nations (Japan, US and Commonwealth) share a remarkably similar response to this crisis.
Flat flat flat case count curves, relative to other exponents.
Plus a strategy of sabotaging containment efforts.
Concealing testings results.
Fostering spread.
Burying bodies.

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People should be dying in their own damn beds

I'm feeling a slight pain in my chest, good bye bros

Find something interesting on soundgasm.

Another case in Romania. 36 now.
36 year old man in Bucharest. He traveled in Israel.

WE'VE STOPPED GETTING POZZED BY ITALY AND NOW WE'RE GETTING POZED BY ISRAEL

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South pole base??

>57

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Yes. Boomers fucked us by staying alive so long.

Every hotspot of death in foreign countries are just extensions of mainland China.
China could quarantine and [do magic/painful things] to fix Wuhan, but the overseas chinks are the ones stuffing up the ICU's and turning to corpses.
Coronavirus is serious AIDS for Asians and Arabs, just a flu for whites, blacks, indians, and jews.
No shill here has disproved this yet, have posted well over 100 times.

There was an article that 80% of German ICUs are already occupied by non-corona patients.

How about another infection Murray?

>implying we want to defeat Goddess

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After the way our officials have handled this, our country deserves to burn.
Hang in there Noranon.

Go into the woods and sit it out.

WHO hasn't even declared a pandemic yet.

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Relax, get enough tinned food to last you at least a few weeks. Don't go out unless you absolutely have to, get cozy. It's going to be a shit year but not apocalypse tier

BUY THE DIP!!!!

COME ON GREENLAND AND MADAGASCAR

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Yes

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Im just waiting for cases to rise here I feel bad for the rest of europe

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Not possible m8 2 weeks ago should be a new moon near waxing crescent

No, I think we've had enough of your infections.

youtube.com/watch?v=oqvXquqTwoU

>500.000 Chinese immigrants in Lombardy? Kek
Not even Tuscany(the region with the highest concentration) has that many.
There are about 200.000 Chinese in Italy and most of them are younger than 60.

WHO is just kike globo-homo pozzing agency

>serious AIDS for Asians and Arabs,
why just arabs? why not jews too? they're both semities

>be a chink
>eat a bat
>cause thousands of deaths and global pandemic worldwide

I have a confession to make. Back when this general started, early Jan or whatever, and it was still limited to China I was saying it was all nothing and it would be forgotten about by Feb. I made fun of preppers. I was wrong bros. I didn't prep.

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Yas Forums is still in denial, i can't understand that.

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DEAD BAT BOUNCE

good one

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is switching from cigs to vape better for avoiding respiratory problems?

>I'm retarded and request you waste your time on me

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Why is it so hard for normies to just stay NEET mode

kek we had more days left just a few hours ago

It’s binding to receptors found in the flu shot. If you got the flu shot you’re fucked. Elites have been skipping out. RIP Walgreens fags.

the wiki page I linked says 320,000 and it is using data from 2014.

Yeah well you're still alive so it's not too late.

>Stocks are STRONGLY rising again
>rising

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When their games get cancelled they will know

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what I dont fucking get is why arent we starting a mass production of ICUs and breathing machines

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Get for 6 million kil

jews are white!

Why did you do it bro?

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Did you do it to try to gain the nigger resiliency against COVID?

Nothing to confess you fenian.

Your imagination

v is retarded. They care more about the pc port of horizon zero dawn

youtube.com/watch?v=Kd9ISOcQWh8

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Thanks for posting, very interesting information.

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>The community of Chinese people in Italy has grown rapidly in the past ten years. Official statistics indicate there are at least 320,794 Chinese citizens in Italy, although these figures do not account for illegal immigration, former Chinese citizens who have acquired Italian nationality or Italian-born people of Chinese descent.
>Prato, Tuscany has the largest concentration of Chinese people in Italy and all of Europe. It has the second largest population of Chinese people overall in Italy after Milan.

Even dead cats bounce, just not really that high
t. bullbitch

FUCK YOU NIGGER GET OUT!!!

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they go nuts because of not having an inner dialog

E3 is cancelled this year.

they have to have the opposite opinion of Yas Forums how else would they feel special

That shithole will always be in denial. They're still unironically spewing the "just a flu bro" nonsense and constantly sperg over Yas Forums invading and colonizing them. Yas Forums's a lost cause.

Lads...
I think I'm going to be fine.

I have a lot of gear, including masks and eye protection, but I have basically no food because I have no idea what to buy.

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Its a manufactured panic by big grain

Those kikes know everyone is going low carb so created this so people buy their products for survival reasons

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they won't care until a nintendo direct is officially cancelled LMAO

Oh shit bros, i'm coofing. I hope i won't get fucked over by my pollen allergies in may, birch and hazelnut are already slightly messing with me rn.

22,300

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You can't mass produce hospitals. China only made prisons and not hospitals. Didn't you see them. Rooms with huge doors with slots for food.

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Stop pushing this bullshit, kike.

just Ashkenazis though

Forgot pic.

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>CDC: only dangerous to people with cormobidities
>...like obesity, diabetes, high blood pressure
so half of america? we're fucked dude.

This whole thing is nothing but retarded Hysteria. Nothing is going to happen and it's just a hard cold or flu.

Literally no one has died that isn't an old person or someone with a shit immune system. Show me someone young that's caught it and dies then it's happening. Until then

Happening cancelled, nothing burger.

Gamers dont get infected until mom gets infected. The safest you can do is play games and order ubereats. You will survive and never be infect and kazzak (EU) will go from full to medium.

now is too late bro. Should have quitted long ago. Enjoy your cigs

Stock market crashing and burning, that shit always gets me hard as diamonds. Try it

>No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

youtu.be/7Qe_tVJZgb8
What sounded good during the plague sounds good today
No surprise

v has been shit since 2009

>a country that caused a pandemic because of their incompetence and communist pride
>saviour

Choose one.

-FIRST DEATH IN BULGARIA
FIRST DEATH IN BULGARIA
-FIRST DEATH IN BULGARIA
FIRST DEATH IN BULGARIA -FIRST DEATH IN BULGARIA
FIRST DEATH IN BULGARIA -FIRST DEATH IN BULGARIA
FIRST DEATH IN BULGARIA

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>be chink, italiano, iranian, russian
>make Silk Way deal
>got threated by Trump
>don't give a fuck
>get fucked by Corona-chan for crimes against Americunt Economy

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That's what they did in China, those hospitals that were being built in like 10 days. Once again, China number 1

Our weak, decadent western nations just can't handle this.

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FUCK YES
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Madrid is in the brink of collapse, so I hope they get on lockdown soon

>deep thoughts from maple syrup

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AUSTRIA +39, +63 in total today (Yesterday was +51 iirc)

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twitter.com/TgLa7/status/1237744025538572289
the northern regions ask to close everything, industries, shops etc. we are like wuhan but we are Italian not Chinese under a police regime so we are all dead (I love you grandmother)

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From a certain perspective, things are looking great.

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buy a freezer and just fill it with what you like to eat

It's so nice that everyone has something to talk about.
This is bringing us all together thank you coronachan

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>8:00
Together we can fight the virus.
youtu.be/Gdv55pki5As

You're cute, user. Just be my bitch. Fly over, I'll take you into my basement. Got half a year of supplies. I'll feed you every other day. :^)

They’re privy to the latest figures from Italy and they’ve worked out the maths.

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Obligatory

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WHO is paid for by the chinks. The chinks want to downplay this no matter what, because they caused it.

how about quitting the cancer stick jew altogether, eh?
>M-MUH SMOKING
you deserve what's coming to you if you dabble in vice

Guess you don't mind listening 160 kbps audio stream with shitty headphones, which is their default audio quality.

Anybody who says “The flu kills more every year” is a kike, or some chang. Of course the flu has killed more, its been only a few months. You have to have an IQ if room temperature to think thats a valid argument

weird since india is bordering china and they're also not very hygienic maybe this virus targets specific genes

>6 new cases in Colombia

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>he plans to live in May
Optimistic

youtube.com/watch?v=p5oEVJ7ru2E
Gotta brighten up the mood a bit
youtube.com/watch?v=B3nfweteZck

settings - filter - vxHX2JK5. You fucking useless moron.

Based cultist

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Baden-Württemberg closes universitys
>Baden-Württemberg closes universitys
Baden-Württemberg closes universitys
>Baden-Württemberg closes universitys
Baden-Württemberg closes universitys
>Baden-Württemberg closes universitys
Baden-Württemberg closes universitys
>Baden-Württemberg closes universitys
Baden-Württemberg closes universitys
>Baden-Württemberg closes universitys
Baden-Württemberg closes universitys
>Baden-Württemberg closes universitys

zeit.de/wissen/gesundheit/2020-03/covid-19-coronavirus-infektionen-ausbreitung-live-blog

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S
Dominic Raab is absolutely fucked and therefore so are the lot of them. Cap it, Parliament ded.

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I did. V for Vendetta timeline

>order ubereats
are you insane that’s how italy got it’s initial spread from

People don't have babies in social and economic chaos

damn, a rare corona-chan

Requesting somebody post the hazmat templates

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>he calls that a prep
hahahaha god please destroy this fucking island and leave not a single soul occupying your once fine, beautiful creation

If you have money canned meals like pic related. Stuff with beans is always good.

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My family will kill me because of this. Staying inside will make them go insane.

youtube.com/watch?v=oicmQPsz_Ps

>this virus targets specific genes
precisely

seethe without disproving anything, I won twice.

I de-bunked your false narrative in the previous thread where you couldn’t refute that the patients who have died in the nursing home in Washington state were white.

I keep trying to impress upon people how we are in the middle of the most elaborate misinformation campaign in the hidtory of mankind and even if these governments were attempting to arm their citizenry with knowledge they would be drowned out by intense counter shilling from bad actors.

Bottom line: there are powerful players trying to maximize "white" deaths worldwide. This includes the Japanese, Jbro.

My own nation is totally naked and seconds away from no longer existing. Hope you guys make it through the coming war.

Schools? Restaurants?

azi am ars un jidan de un milion jumate sunt fericit

The entire continent of Africa would like to have a word

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>freezer
When the electricity is gone, so is your food.

am smoking last pack

All that you could ever want is in the pastebin bruv just look for it.

How? Any details?

My family's freezer is already full of food. I also have 20L of water.

I'm now heavily considering beenz & deenz and rice. How much should I roughly spend, 100-200€ for a few months supply?

Still worshiping our lord and savior coronachan

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