/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1887

► Detected: 121,517 ► Died: 4,383

>NEWS
Muslim cleric infected, had said virus was divine punishment
archive.is/n0Bd0

Scientific meeting on coronaviruses cancelled due to coronavirus
archive.is/Pdh55

4% of health workers infected in southern Netherlands
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UK health minister tests positive
archive.vn/2iakF

Church cancelled first time since 1800s, priest infected
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>RESEARCH
Virus invades nervous systems
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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>REMINDER
CDC approvals delay testing in New York
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Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
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210 dead in Iran, regime covers it up
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China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
archive.is/KJLTZ

>LATEST CASES
13:41: 6 new cases in Colombia.
13:37: 2 new cases in Poland.
13:17: 121 new cases and 1 new death in the Netherlands.
13:10: 9 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
13:01: 30 new cases in Sweden.
12:58: 4 new cases in Iceland.
12:49: 48 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.

>MORE
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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy
nursingtimes.net/news/coronavirus/nhs-to-summon-student-nurses-to-help-tackle-coronavirus-11-03-2020/
archive.is/WWsG2
youtube.com/watch?v=D_KyK3b31vA
nu.nl/coronavirus/6036602/zeker-121-nieuwe-coronabesmettingen-in-nederland-opnieuw-een-dodelijk-slachtoffer.html
twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1237734376030507010?s=19
youtube.com/watch?v=ssCrJ-SVQHI
i.imgur.com/jrRel1P.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=0TG1EOx4PeA
files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE
youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw
samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51835856
flightradar24.com/41.18,-0.47/4
enfieldindependent.co.uk/news/national/18297681.coronavirus-lockdown-hits-vatican-pope-livestreams-weekly-audience/
archive.is/YYfMe
worldometers.info/coronavirus/
youtube.com/watch?v=Z78kfXw3l1s
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>LATEST CHANGES
China +36 (+22) Iran +958 (+63) S. Korea +242 (+1) Spain +429 (+13) Germany +57 (+1) USA +22 (+1) Switzerland +155 (+1) Netherlands +121 (+1) Belgium +47 (+1) India (+1) Lebanon +9 (+1) Indonesia +7 (+1) Albania +2 (+1) Panama +7 (+1) Norway +40 Sweden +81 Denmark +78 Austria +24 Bahrain +79 Singapore +12 Malaysia +20 Australia +11 Canada +2 Greece +1 Iceland +4 Israel +1 Kuwait +3 Czechia +4 Egypt +1 Thailand +6 Finland +19 Portugal +18 Slovenia +23 Philippines +16 Taiwan +1 Vietnam +4 Romania +6 Palestine +1 Poland +5 S. Arabia +1 Croatia +1 Hungary +1 S. Africa +6 Serbia +7 Latvia +2 Slovakia +3 Colombia +6 Mexico +1 Maldives +2 Afghanistan +2 Malta +1 Morocco +2 Paraguay +3 S. Lanka +1 Honduras +2 Total +2,593 (+109)

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,790 (3,158) ► International 40,727 (1,225): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (61) Spain 2,124 (49) France 1,784 (33) Germany 1,622 (3) USA 1,016 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 587 (12) Netherlands 503 (5) UK 383 (6) Belgium 314 (1) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 121 (3) Canada 97 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) India 62 (1) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 12 (1) Panama 8 (1) Morocco 5 (1) Norway 440 Sweden 436 Denmark 340 Austria 206 Bahrain 189 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 90 Iceland 85 Israel 76 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 Czechia 67 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Vietnam 38 Romania 35 Brazil 34 Ireland 34 Palestine 30 Poland 27 Qatar 24 Georgia 23 S. Arabia 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Chile 17 Croatia 16 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Slovakia 10 Belarus 9 Colombia 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Bosnia 7 Tunisia 6 Brunei 6 Bulgaria 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Jamaica 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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First for: Coronachan is a tiny whore.

>wall street crashing again

ORANGE BAD MAN
ORANGE VERY BAD MAN

12 CASES HERE AND 1 DEATH

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>You finished? I mean there’s so much self pity Corona-chan. You sound like you’re making excuses for killing those old men. Not everybody, and I’ll tell you this, not everybody is awful.

>You’re awful Murray.

>Me? I’m awful? Oh yeah, how am I awful?

>Comparing me to a flu, minimizing my threat factor, you just wanted to preserve economic growth, you’re just like the rest of ‘em.

>You don’t know the first thing about me doll. Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to. There are quarantines out there. Italy is in critical condition.

>*hahahaha*

>You’re laughing, people are panicking today because of what you did.

>I know. How about another joke, Murray?

>No, I think we’ve had enough of your jokes.

>What do you get...

>I don’t think so.

>...when you when you cross a disastrous viral bioweapon, with a SOCIETY, that ignores it, and treats it like a flu!?

>Call the police, Gene.

>I’ll tell you what you get. YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

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He will soon become a dictator and you guys will be sent to FEMA camps.

Poland just closed all schools
X KURWA D

Shit is going down hard here in Madrid. Rumors say they are going to put the whole region in lockdown.

Bed calculator guy? Pls where are you?

It's actually over lads

Still no WHITE deaths from Chinese coronavirus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy

No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

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Anyone here on the "no confirmed cases" club?

How can I download everything on nothingburger at once? I want the survival folder, but there's a fuckton of files.

nursingtimes.net/news/coronavirus/nhs-to-summon-student-nurses-to-help-tackle-coronavirus-11-03-2020/
>Nursing Times understands that third-year students will be offered registration six months early to join the workforce and that they will be paid a band 5 staff nurse wage
>“single biggest challenge facing all European health services, and the NHS will be no exception”.
>“As we move through the ‘contain’ and ‘delay’ phases into ‘mitigation’ we are going to have look after an increasing number of people with coronachan, and our own staff are going to be affected too.
>“As part of sensible preparation this we want to invite up to 18,000 3rd year undergraduate nurses to help out on the front line, and we will be are working with the regulators and staff organisations on this.”
>government puts plans in place for emergency legislation to allow retired nurses to re-join the profession
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These are just things we do every flu season bro

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It's like you're on a roller coaster ride into your own grave.

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STOP ME PLEASE I CANT STOP LAUGH

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>LATEST CHANGES
>Netherlands +121
>COUNTRIES LIST
>Netherlands 503 (5)
Burn it all down

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>muh stonks

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About time. Burn all the tainted heretics.

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Is Billy O’ Gates /ourguy/?

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Can anyone post the kot with the mask

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just wash your hands bro

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> full panic mode in Polish supermarkets
> all schools and universitets closed
>people not reporting that they just came back from italy
>people escaping fron the quarantine
KINO HERE

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How many people do you think died already here but the government and media are keeping the lid on it to prevent panic?

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>Het aantal besmettingen dat het RIVM dagelijks meldt, betreft het aantal bevestigde gevallen, maar is nooit het volledige aantal. Huisgenoten van bevestigde patiënten worden niet langer getest als zij ook klachten krijgen; de gezondheidsdiensten gaan er dan van uit dat zij ook besmet zijn. Zo wordt efficiënter gebruikgemaakt van de relatief schaarse testcapaciteit.

THEY STOPPED TESTING IN HOLLAND
>THEY STOPPED TESTING IN HOLLAND
THEY STOPPED TESTING IN HOLLAND
>THEY STOPPED TESTING IN HOLLAND
THEY STOPPED TESTING IN HOLLAND
>THEY STOPPED TESTING IN HOLLAND

IF YOUR FAMILY MEMBER HAS IT YOU ARE CONSIDERED AS INFECTED WITHOUT TEST

>going to
Too slow and pathetic.

Australian supermarket rationing bog paper limited supply of other items.

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UK update:

Less tests than yesterday
More positives (10%)
+83
Total 456

Shiieeeeet

>121231 infected
>4378 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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>80%+ of boomers perish
>people under 50 will be able to afford houses for the first time ever

I'm thinking corona is based

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I've only got this one.

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same here

Oh Vlad, it gets better. They're gonna be the ones filling all the ICU beds once they develop symptoms. Think about that

Filter has asbestors, At least use a dustfilter insert after your gas mask filter

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>Spain 2,124 (49) France 1,784 (33)
get fucked france we overtook you yesterday and now we have a 200+ lead
next stop SK in a week

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The eagle fears the bat.

Nice

Where's the legend cock head. What are you referring to?

Kek. Ganbatte Albania!

I’m 27 and I’m in a house. If anything this is just making my gone go down in value.

Be honest Yas Forums, is it really that bad?

STEP BACK FROM THE FENCE, CITIZEN

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it's already a pandemic lol

SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE ARE GONNA SEE MASSIVE SPIKES

youtube.com/watch?v=D_KyK3b31vA

Why didn't we listen to him? He was right all along

MAXIMUM KEK LOLOLOL

hahahaha AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Any Dutch deaths yet? So far I haven't seen any actual white people dying from this.

>Escaping quarantine
Do they WANT to destroy the country?

Let's see if they will reject a male doctor.

BTFO

Argiebro is awake again - thank you for your service!

But where is Germanbro with his update on the german numbers?

Lmao what a massive cunt

>He bought at an all time high

Lmao what an imbecile

THANK YOU DR POOR VERY COOL

Quick, I need your dopest corona memes.

does anyone update the pastebin?

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Never forget, no matter how much shilling there is, that the Chinese caused this and chose their national pride over stopping it in its tracks. They also gave false information to the world, which further helped the spread.

Soon in your country

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>Why yes, I do enjoy a corona with mi familia. How could you tell?
It’s always been based

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hoard the paella

pic related

hahaha yes, I have a friend studying in Tilburg, can I have a link to that?

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>Where's the legend
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy
2011 map of the %'s of foreign immigrant

Lel

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> second iran coming

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Time is up for us at last.

none faggot we are strong people
also if a guy died we would probably die of starvation because of retarded boomers buying all the food

>UK
>hundreds infected each day
>only 6 dead
>only 18 recovered (same number for past 3 days).
This is bullshit. This crap has to be all over london by now. There's murkery afoot.

can you lower the risk of catching covid 19 by wearing a condom?

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>IF YOUR FAMILY MEMBER HAS IT YOU ARE CONSIDERED AS INFECTED WITHOUT TEST

And that's a good thing. Here in Finland families can go and do as they please even if one in the family living in same household is confirmed case.

nu.nl/coronavirus/6036602/zeker-121-nieuwe-coronabesmettingen-in-nederland-opnieuw-een-dodelijk-slachtoffer.html

Tilburg is RIP

Looks staged

Based honorary white argiebro.

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>switzerland is fucked
>i’m infected but they won’t test me, they only test people over 65y or with confirmed illness
>they recommend to quarantine yourself 5days
>they only pick you if you’re «badly hurt»,
>understand that as «we only take you if you felt dead on the floor»
>parabolic curve ahead
>absolutely fuck
just cut every human contact you have

Who's next to SHUT IT DOWN

is that real?

The same is gonna happen here, or our government wont even care haha

This one is good too

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Based sociopathic normalfags bringing about the downfall of global civilization

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>people are selfish
woooow

I had to. My contract was up on the apartment I was in and I wanted to get into a house instead of literally throwing money away every month on rent. I have roommates who pay 2/3ds of the mortgage though.

twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1237734376030507010?s=19
please donate :-)

Germany is pretending that nothing is happening, the virus will spread entirely uncontested.
We'll export cases for months to come...

Also: We'll Blitzkrieg Polands ass again, this tine around with this virus, enjoy.

if only you knew how bad things really are

5

DANISH GOVERNMENT OFFICIALLY SURRENDERS EFFORTS TO STOP THE VIRUS

STRATEGY WILL NOW CHANGE TOWARDS PRIORITIZING THOSE WHO NEED HELP THE MOST

It’s world war 2 all over again lads

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>for the first time ever
saraciooooooooo esti vai de pula ta

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Nice, I am thoroughly enjoying this timeline
youtube.com/watch?v=ssCrJ-SVQHI

What a kike.

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only ONE (1) case is listed as Serious/Critical for your entire country of 503 cases.

Thank you Doctor Purr. Very cool!

Kot 2

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I should have bought stocks in toilet paper before this all started. At least now I’ll know when the next pandemic hits.

The avalanche is a lack of toilet paper.

We are dead. I'm just hoping my new computer parts arrive so I can game in peace when they weld me into my apartment.

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Ethnic Germans died.

Canada here too bro, same shit

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE KOT

Based

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very cool dr purr

what disgusting behavior

>No shill on this board can
provide an example
>of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

Naah. Hillary would do that, sure. She had charisma, strength and all that to become actual dictator in emergency case.
Donny at the other hand can only preach how the worst pandemic in our lifetime is "just a flu bro".
The absolute state of nowadays men, not only american but worldwide.

that's meant for boomers not us m8. cheap houses on the penny soonTM

No normy I talked to knows that you can infect people without showing symptoms they all think this can be prevented by just staying home when you feel sick.
It's gonnna be a nuclear fire.

Just In: one of the COVID-19 patients is dead. PH35 is a 67-year-old woman with no recent travel history abroad.

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it's real that only kill old people? Im fucking tired of my friends telling me "dude, corona only kill old people, stop caring". I need some facts to answer to this shithead.

POLICE OFFICERS YELLING OLD PEOPLE TO STAY AT HOME

POLICE OFFICERS YELLING OLD PEOPLE TO STAY AT HOME

i.imgur.com/jrRel1P.mp4

i.imgur.com/jrRel1P.mp4

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Who were the people in the nursing home in Washington state??

DAMN YOU POL
YOU TOLD ME HOT WEATHER WOULD DELAY THE SPREADING

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lol, the absolute state of Northern Europeans.

srsly?!

Just did my big shop and got a face mask.

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>Realizing what a deadly disaster had come to them, the people quickly drove the Italians from their city. However, the disease remained, and soon death was everywhere. Fathers abandoned their sick sons. Lawyers refused to come and make out wills for the dying. Friars and nuns were left to care for the sick, and monasteries and convents were soon deserted, as they were stricken, too. Bodies were left in empty houses, and there was no one to give them a Christian burial.

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>Leaves son behind
The absolute state of britbongs

Yeah London alone must have a few thousand by now, we'll soon find out

watch the 50mins of [YouTube] youtube.com/watch?v=0TG1EOx4PeA (embed)
You'll hear 5 stories of loved ones that died from natural causes WITHOUT BEING TESTED because they had no symptoms and no fever. They all did however have complications such as stroke and embolism.
LifeCare is an acute care facility that they said normally would have ~7 deaths a month, while not saying how that figure adjusts for peak flu season.
Nobody is wearing any masks despite some people claiming they visited their loved ones daily. One speaker says the patients were not quarantined and could be seen walking around.
You'll also hear stores from 2 people that did have their loved ones tested, come back negative, and are still alive.
You'll hear weird stories like being called by a nurse to say their loved one is doing well hours after they had passed.
They have weird fake emotions or reading a script and spend a lot of time complaining about the CDC and Pence.
LifeCare is in King's County, a county with 3x the national average of Asians.

"Recovered" and "serious"/"critical" are both joke stats. Nobody is reporting uniformly. Not everybody is reporting it. They are both stats compilled by BNO and/or Worldometers from news articles or the rare medical report that includes them. There's no uniform definition. The fact Netherlands only has 1 case reported as critical doesn't mean that all other cases are not critical.

Oh god didn't it show slowing? Wtf broos

Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

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Heh, must've had underlying conditions then, considering her age although I am glad we finally have community spreading

Nah man, shit's just practically slowed in warm temperatures

tell me how I know you have a granny femdom fetish

>infected girl came from italy, immediately went to a 2 hour protestant/cultist mass in my neighborhood as soon when she got home
how do I pull off a suicide by corona without having to attend a shitty long ass mass with audience participation and hippie circles

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Spain

WASH YOUR HANDS

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VIRUS CAUSES BIG PENIS TO GROW SMALL AND SMALL PENIS TO GROW BIG CONFIRMED BY SCIENTISTS

>VIRUS CAUSES BIG PENIS TO GROW SMALL AND SMALL PENIS TO GROW BIG CONFIRMED BY SCIENTISTS

VIRUS CAUSES BIG PENIS TO GROW SMALL AND SMALL PENIS TO GROW BIG CONFIRMED BY SCIENTISTS

>VIRUS CAUSES BIG PENIS TO GROW SMALL AND SMALL PENIS TO GROW BIG CONFIRMED BY SCIENTISTS

VIRUS CAUSES BIG PENIS TO GROW SMALL AND SMALL PENIS TO GROW BIG CONFIRMED BY SCIENTISTS

>VIRUS CAUSES BIG PENIS TO GROW SMALL AND SMALL PENIS TO GROW BIG CONFIRMED BY SCIENTISTS

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lookup the audios of Italian and Spanish medical workers, shit gives you hard pneumonia and on the severe cases you'll need a respirator. Without one you're as good as dead.

NEW DATA IS UP

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I'm surprised the fags haven't stopped travel yet.

We already went full shut it down mode with border control back

when does conference start?

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Coronavirus putting glowniggers to shame.

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We literally did not say that. Thats been a talking point of the shills this entire time.

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Yeah, but it's hard to breathe with one on your head.

transcription of whatsapp audio of two doctors talking about their experiences in Italy (2 days ago)
>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
a Channel4 interview with the ICU coordinator for Lombardy
>youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE
Joe Rogan Experience podcast with a virologist
>youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw
Sam Harris podcast with Christakis
samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/

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Given the threshold of 500 cases, we're 4 to 8 days, but likely 5 to 6 days, away from M-M-MOZZARELA KILL

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It did. Argentina would be Wuhan already if it wasn't summer.

you're infected? how bad are your symptoms?

A good 29c today in Miami. Corona Chan will not survive.

>eyes start aching and vision blurs randomly
>sinusitis is caused by the flu
RIP
I'm going to die.

Good bye, anons.

based

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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I'm a bus driver in a big city and there are fucking zero preventative measures put in place other than hurr durr wash your hands (somehow I'm supposed to do this while driving a bus full of shitskins for 5 hours at a time). I know for a fact I'm already infected, all I can do is infect as many mud passengers as possible by coofing on the coins.

About time for these NPCs to panic.

Italy what the fuck

>dude who's like 30 with no underlying health problems in critical condition in the county over
Bros...

Nothingburger. This so called virus is only spreading in the most air polluted regions of the world (China, Daegu, North Italy) Its probably a flu mutation that wont hurt non shit hole countries.

Theyre gonna use this as an excuse to bring the market down to non frothy levels, kill off poor peasants, and give us vaccines that fuck our DNA.

Also viruses may not be a disease vector at all. Check out “House of Numbers” on Youtube about the HIV hoax.

so the mortality rate is 3-5%?
that doesn't seem that bad, can it get worse?

Hotel user here.

Half of our hotel is closed down, to save on heat and electricity. Three floors empty. Not like we have any guests anyway.

Staff will be cut to the bone to save money. We will still need a 24h reception, but our union has just thrown every paragraph out the window, allowing companies to force employees into unpaid holiday time.

Talks about shutting down half of the entire chain in Denmark and gather guests at the remaining hotels.

I have enough saved to cover bills for 3 months, plus two months of food prepped. I'll probably be fine, but this is an unprecedented situation.

Threadly reminder that, in the event of a real pandemic capable of wiping out...oooh, say....1/3rd of humanity, every single government on the planet will lie their asses off to their own citizens about it's severity. Simply because it will be difficult enough to rebuild the world afterwards anyway, so the last thing the survivors need is for the normies to panic and burn down the city centres, raid the shops and warehouses dry and jam up all the roads with abandoned vehicles.
They will let as many people die as necessary to avoid those outcomes.

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Lmao everyone here told you you were fucked argie bro

HOLY SHIT

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>13681 CONFIRMED CASES
>13681 CONFIRMED CASES
>13681 CONFIRMED CASES
>13681 CONFIRMED CASES
>13681 CONFIRMED CASES
>13681 CONFIRMED CASES

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>this is what brainwashed jewropeans actually believe
You understand that if similar or exactly same virus could be unleashed in USA or any other non-totalitarian country you would be already dead now, right?
Not to mention it's actually american bioweapon.

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Once hospitals are overloaded the mortality rate will skyrocket.

based double decker jockey

It is, all my flatmates have started showing symptoms. All of them work jobs that expose them to large amounts of other people, none of them own cars, and none of them have stockpiled.

Coming to a town near you

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stop attending a heretical church user

lekker carnaval vieren he

Italybros...?

No

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That's fake, you bitch.

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fake

We are having the WHO conference today right?

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files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

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Mama Mia

ITALY FUCKING STOP PAMPING THE NUMBERS YOU'RE ALREADY NUMBER 1 FOR ME JUST STOP IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Arrivederci spaghetti

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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> LISTENING TO NOTHINGBURGERS
>mfw

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Fuck. Time to prep.

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>tfw already dead on the inside

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Critical care or intensive care are very well defined and understood medical standards.
Basically needs life support for organ failure, aka the people that are close to dying.

They do keep good track of those because it's not hard to miss.

>393 new deaths

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fucking kek

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Of course you can't do anything, you're bordering us
>Be our CDC chief
>Nah it will be fine you guys don't worry, let me just go to somalia for a while
>Nah don't cancel events, it's just a nothing burger
>The peak was a week ago lmao
>Children can't get infected go to school
>We don't have any infection that we didn't import and don't think it's spreading in the population
>lmao calms down it's just a cold bro
t. Anders Tegnell

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fake

You'd have to close the borders entirely, without checks or anything, to stop the import of cases.

Nothing will happen poles are based raw garlic eaters. Their immune system is fine and it's just the flu ffs.

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italy is dead, mama mia goodbye pasta bros

calm down ivan

Do you mean malarkey?
I may know a guy who can help.

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Asian’s don’t send their parents to nursing homes you faggot, their culture sees it as a virtue to care for their elderly parents, go back to licking the paint off your walls.

Don't lose hope user. Search to be on peace with the Lord.

Praying to Simon of Trent nightly.

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I-its fake
R-right?

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Is this finally the happening we were waiting for for so long time?

are we witnessing societal collapse?

There's literally zero chance that we can flatten things out enough to make a difference. It's better to let things burn faster.

Italy is overwhelmed with only 10,000 cases.

Nice triangle in a circle there.

If you already have one death you've probably got over 100 cases

F

> pic related

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kek

buy shares in IBIO. they have the capability to fast track vaccine production.

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What rumor?

Anyone else using corona virus to find n hentai links?

It's from a movie and they're french

200

>no cases in antarctica
cope

>German Chancellor Angela Merkel has warned that up to 70% of the country's population - some 58 million people - could contract the coronavirus.
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51835856

Dude, it comes in waves.
In one month it could be better in China, MAYBE in Italy, it'll be a nightmare elsewhere.
flightradar24.com/41.18,-0.47/4
Filter airport LHR, CDG and FRA.
Watch the virus spread, imagine in 15 days.

>this is what retards actually believe
chinks stole biomaterial from american level 4 infectious disease labs to make this, doesn't mean it is an american bioweapon

enfieldindependent.co.uk/news/national/18297681.coronavirus-lockdown-hits-vatican-pope-livestreams-weekly-audience/
>Police barred the public from St Peter’s Square and the Vatican took measures to limit infections inside the city state and mitigate the economic fallout outside.
>the square was empty and police barred access to St Peter’s Basilica to anyone but individuals seeking to pray
>Italy is the European epicentre of the outbreak, with more than 10,000 positive cases.
>With 631 dead, Italy’s fatality rate is running at more than 6% – far higher than other countries.
>At 83 and with part of a lung removed during a respiratory illness when he was a young man, Francis would be at high risk for complications were he to get the virus.
>the pope prayed especially for prisoners, after more than two dozen riots broke out in lock-ups across Italy in recent days as inmates protested over virus containment measures and agitated to be allowed out to prevent infections
archive.is/YYfMe

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IS THIS LEGIT ????

I guess the hug-an-infected-chink-week propaganda campaign didn't fly so good.

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You've not been to America. Everyone sends their parents to nursing homes, because they are too busy with their own lives to be able to take care of a dying parent.
LifeCare is for ACUTE support, it's not a nursing home. It's people that just got out of a hospital and aren't strong enough to handle home life without assistance.

It's a shit job but I get to run niggers over and make it look like an accident.

This was definitely premeditated. I'm pretty sure Italy is the European country with the highest percentage of elderly people. And enough tourism so that it would spread like wildfire to other countries, which it did.

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>Italy
+3,300 increase in one day
+393 deaths in one day

Are there anymore updates coming from Italy today??

>I have no proof but I'm going to blindly assume 100% of deaths in Italy are chinks
Lmao, this has to be bait

3000+ NEW CASES IN ITALY

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will the polandbro with his compromised immune system finally stop getting bullied, or will the bullying increase?
are more people wearing masks outside in poland now?

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503 cases in NL right now

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anyone has some data how the virus has grown in various countries during last 2 weeks?

No.
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Jesus, so many gullible idiots here who don't look at the source.

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Noticed this lately but has anyone actually seen any birds in the sky lately? I've noticed the past couple days I haven't seen any in the sky at all, this got me a little creeped out and reminded me of those videos of the crows flying around in China.

Righto cheers, much better

I fucking hope so

I hope they are alive

What other production companies are good things to buy shares in?

No

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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it should be easy to disprove with examples, right?

why are the french speaking swedish?
youtube.com/watch?v=Z78kfXw3l1s

yes. italy is full of genetic failures

Italy is RIP

I hope she divorces that husband and takes everything hes worth

its 0% over here senpai, garlic makes us strong

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The northern half of italy is the white half

They really aren't. That's why WHO doesn't include them in their reports. Needing intesive care is obviously well defined, but that's not what they are using to refer to serious/critical cases. Note that serious and critical is not the same. Critical involves organ failure. Serious involves just pneumonia. However, mild cases also have pneumonia, just "weak pneumonia". There's no clear cut standard even though they probably mean roughly the same is what I mean.

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Holy kek

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Malarkey is messing about
Murkery is keeping people in the dark

What are the real numbers?

>4000 DEAD
STOP THE PRESSES! 4000 OLD CHANGS WHO WERE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY HAVE DIED!

THIS IS THE BIG ONE!!!!!!

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fucking hell, whats wrong with 2020? is it numerical meme magic?

It's fucking false information you bogan. Read the source site next time before commenting a troll post.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

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kekked at italy's performance

You stupid fucks keeps listening to nothingburger braindead faggots and still in denial. And now the world is starting to collapse you have the audacity to ask us if it is time to prepp lmao

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>its 0% over here
FOR NOW

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Saw this on Instagram, stupid normie advice but based because that corona cell is cute as fuck

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So the italian total is increasing roughly 33% of the previous total per day.

We won't know for 2.5 more hrs

>February 7th students returned from china
>February 21th one of the students was rushed to the hospital her family quarantine
>during carnival 24th-27th ministry OF HEALTH sending out messages about corona virus
>March 10th Canada is saying a flight directly from trinidad brought the virus to them


MY GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO THE WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY & IS SECRETLY BURNING BODIES UNTIL THINGS GETS WAY OUT OF CONTROL

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