Jesus was a simp

"Let him who has no sin cast the first stone", uttered Jesus as he defended the ancient equivalent of an e-girl.
What a cuck.

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okay incel

His message was focus on yourself.

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What does me being an incel have to do with anything?

>women cheat on husband: try not to do it again lmao
>men lust after woman (any woman): tear your eyes out

He also said to sell you stuff and buy a sword.

>simp
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Touched a nerve there, incel?

Where does he say that? Book, chapter and versicle please.

Im fine with being an incel, I just dont know what that has to do with the topic at hand

He said that to fulfill prophecy. When his disciple actually used the sword, he healed the Roman guard and said his live by the sword, die by the sword crap.

Face it, Jesus was a pacifist.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sell_your_cloak_and_buy_a_sword

nope
one thing is forgiveness
other thing is kikery tricks and the absolute state of Sweden

Medieval Europe was Christian as fuck and Based

you can be violent and nationalist and be a Christian.

Christianity is all about one thing: internalised Law.

Muslims are for example barbarians, they live by externalised Law.

Germans in the WWII were more christians than italians, italians were fucking cowards who surrendered and then attacked the 3rd reich

why? externalised law, they had mussolini with his army telling them what to do; once mussolini was weak they betrayed him-

Germans could do the same, but they chose not to; cause they were civilised, just like sparthans and athenians in the medic wars.

being a Christian is about one thing: the holy ghost, i.e. do what you must do, regardless of everything; the presence of god is on the spirit of those around you, not the material conditions of this no worthy Earth-

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He needed to be crucified to fulfill prophecy. Couldn't let his own disciples stop that.

He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one. It is written: ‘And he was numbered with the transgressors’; and I tell you that this must be fulfilled in me. Yes, what is written about me is reaching its fulfillment.” The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.” “That’s enough!” he replied.
luke 22:36-38
he needed it for the prophecy. see that he needed just two swords?

jesus was a c*ck and a commie

Wrong. His message was to focus on believing in literal superstition while putting yourself secondary under literally every other human being in the world.
>turn the other cheek
>muh forgiveness
>muh life for God
>give up your possessions and lay them down at the feet of the apostles
Jesus was a superstitious communist and you're a retard if you believe in somebody like that. He promotes obedience to a fallacious belief system (rooted in literal superstition) and actively discouraged anything resembling logical reasoning.

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don't be a fucking slave and let others be free.

if someone interprets that christianity has the duty and right to War; let them... if that person wastes time on words and not killing; that's another issue.

i think, Crusades are legit

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Christianity itself is a cuck religion, God cucked Joseph and forced him to raise his son.

Did you just forget what Jesus said after all the people that wanted to stone her left?

Except that on the very next verse he told the woman that she WAS wrong and she should stop whoring

>okay incel

tits or gtfo

>beating honest workers
Yeah, thats pretty based

>Honest
Kek

No that based on the based scale desu

And Jesus turned to the adulterer and said "GO and SIN NO MORE"

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I never committed that sin
>hurdles rock

The original Travis Two Knives.

He said that because the other news were technically violating Jewish but not properly judging the person to be stoned. He was calling them take news and flexing his knowledge of biblical law

>doesnt understand shit
>calls someone else a simpleton

Sin? Thought he said Gin?

first of all, they are merchants.
second, the temple is not meant to be used by "honest" merchants as a market. it's like going to the church or some calm neighborhood and start shouting:"FISH, BUY SOME FRESH FISH, FISH EVERYONE!!!"

After they left he told the woman, “go and sin no more”. Jesus didn’t condone her behavior like simps do by enabling e-thots with money. He let her know she had sinned with her adultery and told her not to do so again.

ok consoomer

True, Christianity is the religion of the homeless, criminals, and whores.

What a stupid faggot making his nigga sell his shit

this was to fufill a prophecy, him being accompanied by armed men fufilled that prophecy. this had nothing to do with getting violent even in defense which jesus preached against

stop blaspheming, jesus did not contradict his own commandment

inb4:
>but muh temple cleansing
this was also to fufill a prophecy and the scourge was to drive the beasts, jesus never struck the merchants, read the passage, jesus did not sin against his own word, stop blaspheming

read the bible, stop the larp

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what is the religion of those who are not criminals, whores or homeless?

>turn the other cheek means don't fight back
hmmmm

Reminder that Eestern and Eastern Europe exist as civilized societies because of christianity, larpagans never built anything
PD: Christianity was a popular religion among roman soldiers btw

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Stop lying

read the scripture, the scourge was to drive the sheep and oxen.
and selling things inside the temple was against mosaic jewish law, the pharisees had turned a blind eye to this because they were largely capitlaistic

MUH GERMAN CIVILIZATION! MUH NOBLE SAVAGE!!!!!
Snow niggers need to fuck off.

Actually, the majority of Biblical Scholars actually concede that Pericope Adulterae wasn't originally part of the Four Gospels.

checked, but you need some proof to back up your claim.

So I built the all glass quad level first home.

Christianity civilized the north that is true but Greece was civilized long before that

Says the dude who never sinned. Have fun with that philosophy.

youtu.be/JJi9jT3ANBc

I forget to say that a lot of germanic tribes converted into Christianity evenly before invading Rome
About roman soldiers...
en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/Catholic_Encyclopedia_(1913)/Thundering_Legion

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yeah the sack of Rome was done by Christians to Christians

Greece was conquered by the Persians. Meanwhile no one has ever conquered Christian lands and the seat of real Christian civilization the British Isles.

yes, he who trries to save his life will lose it, he who loses his life for MY sake and the gospel will gain it

if you step out of christ to turn to evil and kill in self defense then you were not truly in christ
if you put all your faith in the physical and reject jesus, god, and the afterlife then you are not following jesus

Do you want a God that will punish sinners? Would you escape that?

Two thousand years later and his name is on every tongue. No other person has had a bigger impact on the human race then him.

FPBP

He defended the lowest rung of society from being murdered by self-important hypocrites.

>jesus followers steal oats and eat them on the sabbath
Jesus: they good bois, they dindu nuffin, we gotta be merciful, the law has to be applied with mercy!

>honest workers sell stuff in the temple
Jesus: REEEEEEEE

They were conquered by the ottomans. Also wut

>killing is evil
Absolutely false. Who told you that?

Has the alt-right finally left the closet? What the actual fuck is this gay shit?
Zoomers managed to evolve the insult cuck from "guy who has niggers fornicate his woman" to Simp: "guy who likes women"

Starting to think r.edddit unironically might be less cancerous and gay than nupol

Getting Crucified broke Prophecy actually, the Messiah was supposed to be basically unstoppable.

First and foremost Jewsus was a Jew and being a simp was just additional

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>you can judge sin like murder because we all tell lies sometime
>you can’t talk about that because you’re a cismale

Same retarded logic, no you may be unable to do it but I certainly have no qualms

He came first as the lamb to redeem the sins of man. He will come again in a garment dipped in blood and wipe out the antichrist and his armies. I love how idiots with no biblical knowledge try and assume shit.

>money changers
>honest

kek

sure the prequels were stupid and boring but them Damascus super producer Saul retconned the shit out of him and now everyone loves baby Jesus

Get coronoa you dumb fagit.

>Usurers and money changers are honest workers

On what planet?

this is a prophecy. berniebros are gonna go postal because their sinless candidate has been royally boned again

No.

>Who told you that?
jesus and the new testament

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Not in the Bible. Added later. Earliest copies don't have it.

>greeks
they were groomers and wanted romans to become groomers too.
stmuhistorymedia.org/ancient-greek-pederasty-education-or-exploitation/
>Pederasty was a social custom in which an adult male would court a young Greek boy to become his model

>Let him who has no sin cast the first stone
From the back of the crowd a rock comes hurling and his the woman in the head.
Jesus yells out "God damn it, Mom. Can't you see I'm trying to make a point"

God I hope so. Have you seen Bernie supporters?

>not realizing Jesus was advocating for the executioners being children
the Holy Army that Jesus will bring with him will be the children that have been sacrificed to satan throughout earth’s history. The last thing all these evil creeps are going to see are the children they abused to death tearing them limb from limb.

Come, LORD Jesus, come!

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Doesn't make them not civilized. Also Romans copied all the Greek stuff

nah...jesus was cool.

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He did hit the guys in the Temple thou, well some versions of the Gospels say he didn't but if you start arguing over which is more accurate you fall into the realisation its all bull.

Hell yeah and you still unable to refute that germanic civilization itself is christian, Charlemagne, Frederick I, Pelagius of Asturias, Richard I, etc all them warriors that defended Christendom.

In a homogenous society treating all others well has a positive effect as everyone is looking out for each other and you get it back by people looking after you, that's the idea. not that I care that much...

Any proof that Jesus was real?

None, the all suck that way.

I agree with that just that Germanic is north and not east

Ignoring the debate about weather that story should be in the Bible, the point is Jesus alone can punish people for sins, not humans. It isn't saying that sin goes unpunished if the person refuses to repent. That is why Jesus told the woman, "Go and sin no more."

The point is to fight against the true 'evil' of the law which allows persecution, rather than the perceived 'evil' of the persecution which is allowed by the law. The laws of rome at the time allowed roman citizens to smite lesser civilians only on the right cheek. Similarly to the "go with him twain" line, in which a Roman soldier is allowed to force a civilian to carry his bags for one mile but no further, so going two miles (twain) was also an act which broke the law.

Jesus' acts had to do with the people around them. As an incel you're obviously socially incompetent. When talking about social issues why would one give a fuck what the socially incompetent has to say?

not an argument

That's #fakebible
bible.org/article/my-favorite-passage-thats-not-bible

Of course I have. I made new accounts on reddit and twitter to rub the shit in their face.

>Honest workers
(X) Doubt

Pretty sure that was on the premise of go and sin no more not continue being a whore adulteress

LOL xD your a SIMP!!!! I bet you even have honor and don't shout obscenities around women in public lmfao. Straight is the new fag, hetero.

All the best Shit to come out of Europe came from secularism though, as in doing something the Church and Bible was against like discovering how the world actually worked.

My interpretation of jesus : to ascend you must die

so for real how long until that guy just stops breathing from his infected toe

Jesus wasn't judging sin - just stting around and flapping his gums at it and feeling superior- He was STOPPING sin.

Jesus stopped the MEN from sinning against God by telling them to not kill her, and He stopped the woman from sinning again by telling her to sin no more.

Jesus was intervening rather than just judging.
Jesus is the greatest divine Chad of all time.

The entire passage was inserted by someone centuries after St. John wrote his gospel

NOOO YOU CAN’T JUST INTERPRET YOUR OWN JESUS YOU MUST BOW TO MY INTERPRETATION OR SUFFER DAMNATION

>fulfill prophecy
>healed the guard
Ok I know many people in current_year still cling to religious myths, but here on Yas Forums we face reality without our blankets. Time to grow up: your dad was Santa, Hitler was right, and William Pierce predicted this

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then he told her to stop being a whore

no, the kingdom of god on earth is a loving paradise where there is no harm, even lions will eat grain instead of flesh, if someone is killing they may be a tool used by god as god even controls satan himself, but they are evil and will not enter heaven
the way is narrow, few will find

He was actually telling the incels to stone her, just they were all inside so no one else was there to do it.

Was Jesus protecting her against a violation of the NAP?

>to turn to evil and kill in self defense
You can't be this retarded.

Mary Magdalene went on to become a chaste nun. Christ was right to show mercy as she was truly penitent.

How many things have you done that were worthy of death that you have since repented of? Should we stone you now even though you have repented?

God kills frequently in the old testament and orders killings. Killing as with anger can be righteous. You are extrapolating things that Christ did not say.
Thou shall not MURDER. That does not mean thou shall not kill.

Being well known due to followers forcing it on others isn't a sign of having actual impact.

nope, they all say he drove out the beasts with the scourge which was a typical tool used to drive beasts
jesus did not sin against his own commandment, stop blaspheming