CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Dow PLUMMETS, crash IMMINENT!!!
Tyler Lee
Jackson Sanchez
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
Ryder Lee
>MUH STONKS ARE TANKING BY .000000254% IT'S THE END!!!!!!!111!!1!!
Yeah this coronavirus shit has been the biggest nothingburger on this board since the Qtard larp.
holy shit happeningtards, more people die in jetliner crashes every year get a grip
William Campbell
Hi user, were you in a coma for the last 2 weeks?
Blake Collins
marketwatch.com
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
David James
hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha
Eli Clark
>biden wins 3 states
>markets drop 3%
this is why we need trump in the white house
Gabriel Mitchell
Prepare for nigs
Adrian Wilson
Based Khmer poster
Connor Fisher
I cant wait till it goes below 20k so I can finally buy :)
Wyatt Gomez
I never had money to begin with.
Levi Adams
>Dow PLUMMETS
Off the top of his head, trump announced a new stimulus plan Monday. He lied and the market panicked.
Hunter Rivera
I'm expecting the crash for Friday just so the weekend everybody can panic more.
Luis Kelly
>more people die in jetliner crashes
A lie.
Jason Martinez
>plummets
Yawn. Check back in two weeks and it will be higher than before
Brandon Richardson
YOU SAID IT WOULDN'T BE A DEAD CAT BOUNCE & THAT EVERYTHING WOULD BE FINE. STOP BUYING UP ALL THE TOILET PAPER. I HAVEN'T TAKEN A SHIT IN 3 DAYS.
Jacob Murphy
BUY THE DIP
Angel Reyes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Matthew Collins
NOT THE STONKERINOS
Ayden Jones
>Trump is president
>2000 point loss in a day because of some coofs
This is why we don't need Trump in the White House
Elijah Davis
cnbc.com
Stick a fork in it, cause it's done.
Henry Howard
>WAAAAAHHHH PANIC
kys
Colton Adams
NOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN STOCKOS! NOT MY GAINARINOS! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO BIG FLIPPING ADULTING AND FEED MY BLEPING PUPPER WITH THE DOW BORKING!
Levi Richardson
Told you retards it was a dead cat bounce
Jack Phillips
>-5k in a month
>nothing to worry about XD
pls dont sell I want you to become a homeless bum who sucks dick for food
Nicholas Taylor
CUT MY GAINS INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY MARGIN CALL
OVERLEVERAGED
NO BREATHING
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I BLOW MY ACCOUNT, BLEEDING
Sebastian Hernandez
HOW DO I BUY THE DIP IF IT KEEPS CRASHING?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dylan Gomez
stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking stop panicking
KAG!
Jason Clark
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Nathan Powell
Easton Lopez
THANK YOU BASED DIP-CHAN!
Jaxon Johnson
SHEMITAH
September 13rd
Chase Barnes
QUICK PUMP MORE MONEY
Jack Kelly
Thanks Bill.
Lucas Watson
FUN FACT! Abortion has a 100% deathrate!
BUY. THE. DIP!
After the markets realize this is just media induced panic to stop Donald Trump from getting reelected, it willgo back up to 30k points!
Believe in the plan!
MAGA!!!!
Ryan Nguyen
imagine the dividend the fuckers who bought in at the beginning of 2016 must be getting. Fucking rich cunts.
Brandon Richardson
Easton James
Two, nothing wrong with me
Carson Gonzalez
You don’t get it retard user.
You’re right but everyone else is going to treat it like the Black Plague. So buy toilet paper and be a habbbrning faggot
Aiden Wright
>election year doomsday virus
every. fucking. time.
Alexander Cruz
MIGAPEDES SCRAMBLING
BOOMERS PANICKING
TP MISSING
WAGIES HISSING
TRADERS GROANING
UNEMPLOYMENT GROWING
DOOMERS CLAPPING
ITS A HAPPENING
Jonathan Nelson
toilet paper is why amerimutt wamen have stinky pissy pussies. just imagine if you washed your crusty ass for once, like europeans do, and stopped walking around with shit residue all over your crotch all day.
Hunter Peterson
>muh 5 year chart
>muh nigger jobs
>muh 401Kikes
Jaxson Reed
My suggestion is to keep your distance
'Cause right now I'm dangerous
Thomas Ross
What a slump
Gavin Watson
Just do puts retard
Gay bears assemble
Aaron Powell
Going sub 20k
Lincoln Wright
Rerolling
Ayden Ross
inb4 today's losses wipe out yesterday's gains
Bentley Lopez
get a better diet, If you actually ingested fiber there wouldn't be any shit residue to begin with ya fucking lardass
Angel Thomas
I wanna fuck the jewess on yahoo finance.
Camden Howard
>eating plants
england should've been vaporized. enjoy your beetus, carbfag.
Cooper Ramirez
Down 30% lad, this is it
Owen Martinez
>3%
You left out the 0 mate. It’s 30% stock market lost 6,000 points total
Bentley Lewis
Et bought? Sell
Adrian Jones
It's going to take several months to a year to return to pre-crisis levels because people are fucking STUPID. Stupid beyond belief.
It was already over in China a month ago and their stock market is like 2% away from pre-crisis. But yea, there will be probably be 1000x more people that kill themselves from what they're doing with the economy than any1 dies from memeflu
Jordan Edwards
Chump change breh. The economy is about to get another shot of methamphetamine from the fed.
Tyler Powell
GIVE ME SUMTIN TO BREAK
Landon Butler
>fed cuts rates below zero
Sorry but your fed parlor tricks are at the end of the rope.
Wyatt Morgan
I PACK A FUCKIN CHAINSAW
ILL SKIN YO ASS RAW
Robert Ward
buy dip, Goy
Ethan Sanchez
All these wannabe Jews itt. Stockfags still don't understand you are puppets on stage to entertain us NEETs. We have all the time in the world and the best seats, we can't wait to watch you kys or get set on fire, your strings turning black and snapping. Oh how we'll laugh. It's over, and it always was, you just couldn't see it stockfags. Doom Paul warned you.
Gavin Diaz
Why aren’t you guys investing in declining stock? You’re all antisemites!!!