/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1886

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,788 (3,158) ► International 40,715 (1,225): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (61) Spain 2,124 (49) France 1,784 (33) Germany 1,622 (3) USA 1,016 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 587 (12) Netherlands 503 (5) UK 383 (6) Belgium 314 (1) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 121 (3) Canada 97 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) India 62 (1) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 12 (1) Panama 8 (1) Morocco 5 (1) Norway 440 Sweden 436 Denmark 340 Austria 206 Bahrain 189 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 90 Iceland 85 Israel 76 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 Czechia 67 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Vietnam 38 Brazil 34 Ireland 34 Romania 32 Palestine 30 Poland 27 Qatar 24 Georgia 23 S. Arabia 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Chile 17 Croatia 16 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Belarus 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Bosnia 7 Slovakia 7 Tunisia 6 Brunei 6 Bulgaria 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Jamaica 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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>983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
>archive.is/1WTiA
No

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It's coming back

If your wife is being fucked by a generically superior big black bull, can the virus be transferred to the resulting child during the pregnancy?

When are the stocks gonna plummet again?

So what are the long term health issues? I remember reading it lowers your sperm count or something?

>caused a global recession
>not a happening
lmao at your life

I love you friends

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Everyone who has died in Italy has been white

Another new case in Romania. 33 thus far.
It's a man that just returned from I S R A E L.

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The government is taking over

Poland is shutting down. Yas Forums was right

Fucking retard

Europe still on track for 100,000 cases by 17th March.

At this rate, 1 Million cases by March 25th, 5 million by the end of the month.

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>no source
no point to your reply. try again.

Nobody cares about numbers

>Generically superior

Throughout this whole thing Trudeau will the the banks and special interest groups prey on what's left of the middle class here. No tax cut for you, leafs.

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DOW is down 776pt

Corona is a hoax

How do YOU do your duty of causing chaos in the name of Kek?

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ok boomer

Argie bro is the best baker. If I meet you in the post apocalypse, I'll succ yo dicc

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Right lads this is how it's gonna be:
Last two digits is the % chance of you surviving until summer. Dublerinos survive summer except from 00 which is dead within the week

Toilet paper is safe

lol gorona :D :D :DDD

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what does the corona virus even do or cause?

Today, DOW already -3% and it’s been 20 fucking minutes

>be american
>have a bit of sore throat and the coofs
>bit of a fever
>go to the er
>pay $2000 to get admitted
>pay $700 for a variety of tests
>get corona test for free (yay)
>positive result
>told to go home two weeks for quarantine
>no pay from work
>rent is due
>already credit card capped out from hospital visit
>get thrown out of flat one week into quarantine
>go into subways to beg for food
>meanwhile spreading the virus
This is what is happening in the US right now.

>121231 infected
>4378 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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>ONLY OLD PEOPLE DIE
stop shilling this bullshit.

New FAQ infograph from the italian government

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what did Satan mean by this

what the fuck

mobile.twitter.com/donie/status/1237729247126532096

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1 billion worldwide

Rolling

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6 gorillion

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Literally nothing

great start of the day

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100% CERTIFIED HAPPENING

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Fuck, new update on Romania, 35 now.

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i shout the N word without a loicense to do so

> Bucket list of things to do while infected
> donate blood you could save somebody's life lol
> go to a casino don't you feel lucky?
> enjoy a good book or two at the library
> go to a couple sports bars
> show up at Democrat rally, in fact support them all !
> mingle with everybody at Spring break
> visit high class restaurants

details? sauces? I'm genuinely curious

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#
You're right. The tragedy of Wuhan will repeat in every megapolis if the government didn't treat the mild and asymptomatic cases properly.
Now is another question, can China defense itself against the 2nd wave from Italia? As far as I know, Vietnam has already fallen, because Corona-chan strikes directly on the bureaucrats and the rich, for whom quarantine methods will not work

I take shits at work because I get to read a chapter of manga as a paid break, but the secondary effect is I don't use the toilet paper I have at home.

>Israhell now exporting cases
>it usually happens after 1000+ infected in country
Lol. Do kikes actually believe their official numbers?

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JUST A WU FLU BRO

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Im going to Spain in a week!

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ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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based

Rolling

Xi Jingping is homosexual for black penises in his flabby yellow ass
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TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>believing the chink propaganda
>ever

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What a fucking classic.
Kek

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Rollan

That graph is a clusterphuck of how viruses DON'T operate.
They will use this graph in future schools to teach kids how to spot communist lies.
Using this data AT ALL is skewing the rest of the numbers worldwide, and giving people false hope.
Fuck those chinks. Glass Beijing from orbit. Just to be safe.

Roll

35 IN ROMANIA NOW

55 YEAR OLD MAN IN BUCHAREST
31 YEAR OLD MAN IN BUCHARWST
53 YEAR OLD WOMAN IN COVASNA

DIASPORANIGGERS FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Remind me again why this wont die out when spring and summer arrive? You know when viruses can survive in the warm weather? Oh wait - you guys are don't listen to anything that goes against your death cult narrative.

biden dies

> POLAND: 27 cases

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Just found out there are multiple students at my university under quarantine and the university is trying to keep it under wraps. Fuck me man, guess my spring break is starting early cause my ass is not going back.

that's a pretty serious coof there

I like those odds

>tfw I shorted the top

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THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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bbc.com/news/uk-wales-51836057
>A worker at the Office for National Statistics has tested positive for the coronavirus.
>Bosses said the Newport office remained open and the company was "taking appropriate steps to protect the well-being" of staff.
>"We will continue to monitor our operations in the line with official public health and government guidance,"
>Llanedeyrn Health Centre in Cardiff said it was advised to close by Public Health Wales (PHW) on Wednesday
>The first drive-thru test centre was opened in Wrexham last week
archive.is/d7MGj

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woha

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why is your country like this

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>Can't get coronavirus if you've been involuntarily euthanized by your own government

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wheres gary?

Checked and also check the southern hemisphere user. Shit's popping in Australia and all over SEA, all of which are currently in summer mode.

Fuck

There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?

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>Emilia and Umbria worse than Lombardy

What the fuck?

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begone chink! 民主 (democracy) 人權 / 人权 (human rights) 獨裁 / 独裁 (dictatorship) 專制 / 专制 (despotism) 反共 (anti-communist) 共匪 (communist bandits) 共惨党 (tragic communist party) 流亡 (exile) 红色的法拉利 (red Ferrari) 中俄邊界 / 中俄边界 (Sino-Russian border) 六四 (June 4), 天安門事件 / 天安门事件 (Tiananmen Square massacre), 民運 / 民運 (Chinese democracy movement) 紅色恐佈 / 红色恐怖 (Red Terror) 勞教 / 劳教 (Reeducation through labor) 汕尾 (Shanwei) 疆獨 / 疆独 (Xinjiang independence) 藏獨 / 藏独 (Tibetan independence) 民主中國 / 民主中国 (China Democracy) 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命

>Italians
>White
Pick one.

>class starts back up
>multiple people who traveled to Europe and made stops in Italy
>defending it as "just a flu dude, not a big deal"
>point out 20% hospitalization rate
>"yeah but that won't happen here"
>"we've got good hospitals too"
>mfw we're all technically "medical professionals"

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NO SURVIVORS

2 billion.

What school?

Wouldnt it be awful if pol called in and reported every source they can find that quotes CCP numbers?
1-877-NWK-TIPS

Vocaroo

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Dublerinos

Based who nigger

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Fucking airplane's are all downfall. Doomed us all

hey fren its currently spreading in countries that have summer or even near the equator also WHO said there’s no reason to believe climate affects the virus

What do I do if a coworker next to me, cubicle, is a suspected coofer. How fucked am I?

>slight 11 march dip

Italian and Greek/other moderate EU measures kicking in?

pshhh i already got 98% on a previous roll for surviving corona indefinitely so let's see the 99% for til summer bitches

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Irrefutable evidence that China lied and sold out the entire world to save their retarded notion of face. China will go down in history as the enemy of mankind, and the fact that they published obviously bullshit numbers that could be so easily refuted by looking at stats from more honest countries is the equivalent of them shooting themselves not just in the foot, but the ballsack as well.

8 billion

blame bologna

FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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It's like you're on a roller coaster ride into your own grave.

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the roll system is clearly broken, disregard all rolls in reply to that post

the usa is, honestly, going to be the worst hit by this thing in the world
buckle the fuck up niggers

>medical professionals
most i've encountered as emt are useless or outright retarded in emergency situations

MY GYM IS CLOSED WTF DO I DO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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6 million jews

Fucking forgot picture

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doctors are the worst patients

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>Czech republic did the same at 40 cases
>Poland did the same at 20 cases

Meanwhile, western Europe with several hundreds or even thousands of cases still in denial.
>just a flu bro, just keep up the solidarity
Explain yourselves.

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What about triple 0s? Do you become a zombie to reinfect people?

ONE SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE

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digits are chances you die

WHO are dumb niggers, but a shitty faggot clock strikes right once or twice I guess

I need to buy a gun but I cant cause i got denied on my FOID card application cause the couldnt see my shoulders. Wtf?

Romanian brothers and sisters, once all goes to hell and once any semblance of order and reason is shattered, who's with me in eradicating all diaspora nigger subhumans and boomer faggots that doomed us all to this hell?

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Three billion

might as well try my luck...

Kill me

Sup
ONE, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

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China great
China #1
China built hospital for sick
West let people die
West is on decline watch east for the future

>PUT THE VIRUS BACK IN THE BOX

I'll make it.

Another corona patient just escaped from the Warsaw hospital. That makes 4 infected people who escaped and police are looking for them

The absolute state of polish people

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I will survive, my punishment ain't over yet.

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How abt the Southern Hemisphere??

Blatantly unconstitutional. Who wants to win a Supreme Court case?

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heh, sucks to be you

rolling down the river

Look at it as an opportunity to get rid of your most retarded. Embrace it.

God damn it

Kek, America really is a parody. Their jewish capitalism and selfserving individualism is going to hurt those stocks when the workers are falling dead because they cant afford a 3k dollar mouth swipe

A shithole with perfect breeding grounds for viruses e.g. wet markets vreating a virus which is fucking the whole world.
>thanking
No fuck off to your gulag

china should apologize to the rest of the world

we went from 200 to 450 cases in two days, fuck

>pic related

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docs are people too, despite the god complex, they’re coping hard right now because the reality they face soon might not be pretty.

half of the people are women

they’re bought of chink shills but yea they can’t lie about if they see it spread in hot countries

Okay guys, does someone have a reliable source about that ACE2? I heard that's false, but I don't know.

Official Italy numbers when?

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>tfw on the fence about going

33. Israel.

Corona is an illuminati psy op confirmed.

>barely awake for 1 hour
>already cant handle it and want to go back to sleep

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Actually retarded and I’m white

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rolling

We can still fly to your country whenever we want

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Just report them as flu numbers.

Rolling, but I'm Probably not going to make it.

Sorry to hear that, bro.
Might be time to think about getting a cool epitaph carved into stone for your place in the boneyard.

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R-rolling.

>be me.
>IT manager
>On conference call with stupid toastie head of department.
>She says "why are people so upset? It's just a cold."
>Want to sperg into pol related details and show my true power levels but I don't.
>Silently praying to coronachan to visit her.

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3 hours from now

we have lombardia date +1500 (record)
sicily +23 (record)

my estimation is +2200\2500 italy for today

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No the day just started

I'm hoping for a Stand scenario, desu.
Minus the christian burgerfags, of course.
youtube.com/watch?v=5jeI1M5XAvM

This shit is going to be a
>it's not real until it happens to me or my family

Spanish anons, is the government taking any precautions against the virus? Is Las Fallas and Holy Week still not cancelled? Are they aware you'll turn into Italy 2.0 by Monday?

And you would be right.

I didn't see the doubles clause until now, guess it was accurate after all. I'm surviving til summer 100%, surviving corona in general 98%.

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Should have invested in a home gym retard.

>t. home gym masterrace

rollan

The Chinks have 5 times more ACE2 receptors than Europeans, hence why their more susceptible in drowning in their own mucus.

doctors are extremely arrogant and ignorant in some cases
> ask a friend doctor about the coronavirus a month ago
>' lol, flu bro'
> turns out he responded without reading anything about the matter
> only started caring when stocks went red
> 'broo still it's a flu'
> *provide fucking peer-reviewed papers blatantly stating flu is nothing compared to this*
> friend doesn't address this at all

also in Poland we will have another iran
> president of poznan (one of the biggest cities) says they have equipment for three days and nothing has even started yet
> source: fakty.interia.pl/raporty/raport-koronawirus-chiny/polska/news-koronawirus-jacek-jaskowiak-artykulow-ochronnych-wystarczy-n,nId,4375473

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All of africa.

It's going up fast boys
Everything's shutting down
This is it

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this is the kind of mentality the elites want us to have. we will beg for control.

Haha fuck you little cockroaches I hope you all get it, serves you right for invading my country for neet gibs to build houses back home.

Where can I buy this for $2

Let’s see how we do!

Italian Youtuber metatron dont look too good. He counts as white.

nu ti mai da filme, o sa fii pisat pe tine si inchis in casa

over 500,000 chinese immigrants in lombardy alone, but 600 deaths means it is all whites because itsa Italia right?
You're not white, you're just an idiot.

kek

Plz no coofy

Reposting data for Slovenia (log scale).
Hospitals will not be able to handle >500 cases.
We have 7 to 9 days until lockdown becomes necessary and obvious even to politicians.

Note: today is still ongoing, more infections could role in. Then the exponent could be higher than 1.35

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It didn't end with a bang but a whimper.

nigger, we're currently 100 times more pro-active than any other European nation
what we need is a new Iron Curtain but this time it would isolate the Western European Caliphate from the rest of the continent

Fuck this virus

Bros. My eyes are getting puffy and red and I feel tired. No other symptoms. Did I catch it?

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Massive cuck, and checked

Source?

Not all have a god complex, a lot of the are quite humble. Stop watching TV

>ruining the reply chain just to say "sup" to me

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NJ Laws =/= Country Laws
Everybody already knows New Jersey is a piece of shit.

it's all so tiresome.
everytime i try to redpill someone i know i'm sounding like a fucking lunatic.

Just one. You.

Rough guesses as to what percentage of burgers have gone full gas the chinks now that their relatives are keeling over?

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Say that to Italy. 1/3 of their "resolved" cases are dead.

>jaskowiak
yeah its a lie

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Dublers or dead before summer ends
You infect your oneitis before dying

>will quit smoking
Trying but fuck it's hard.

when he dies I'll update the spreadsheet for white deaths from 0 to 1

South Jersey is alright, just don't visit north.

>Spring Break extended due to the virus

Any of y'all cozy too?

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>>be me, low level healthcare worker in the surgical department in a state that had admitted Covid19 patient.
>>wear n95 mask to attempt to protect myself
>>get looks from coworkers, some chuckle
>>after second day of this bosses approach and tell me I have to take it off(mask)
>>try to inform them of what the CDC has been saying about this
>>they don’t listen, they threaten me with administrative leave If I do not comply. These retarded, oblivious nurses can refute nothing I say, and argue about how they have literally broken CDC guidelines in the past inTB rooms and that they are fine.
>>no really, that’s their argument
>>I leave, mostly out of pure hatred, but return the next day and comply, because I’m paid like shit and I have bills that I have to pay to stay afloat
>>literally at work now with people coofing and still nobody taking this seriously
>>I greet death now. I hope all of this burns.

If someone gives me the STL/Blend/etc of this I can do 3d prints of this

user said yesterday village outside of Poznań had 1 death already, 20 something girl , whole town is pozzed, govt covering it up and military in Hazmat has quarantined the whole village because everyone is pozzed

I wouldn't worry until you start to feel breathing difficulties, like when you're out and strain yourself on a cold day.

>yesterday: health minister infected met bojo others
>today: bojo and others in parliament
Its either completely fake or you are too dumb to live, and I dont think Iran would be making shit up for the NWO

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ITALY NUMBER ONE WOOOO

youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0

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Bit of a long shot, but does anyone have the link to the vocaroo that was frequently posted in the first weeks of CVG with a Chinese tune, eating/slurping sounds and a Yas Forumsack talking about "tasty bat soup" in a Chinese accent?

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>dat long inspecting time of the coof rag
>"Hmmm, is that blood?"

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You seriously think we can contain this? We'll get destroyed by the horde of diaspora niggers returning here one way or the other.

fuck I'm not sure which outcome I prefer

>smurfs
Holy shit the french are fucking gay.

Dunno

> implying health care was good to begin with

pretty much all are laughing about this situation because everyone knew health care was shit on a daily basis but suddenly some started to believe it can deal with a real crisis

4.2 billion, economic collapse

UK +83

456 total

AHHHHHHHHHH

You're not allowed to speak tripfag.

10k deaths, and it will be gone and over.

So, uni closed down because of the virus, stuck at home bored and just reading stuff about it getting a tad panicked and worried about my parents.
Tips on not tripping and calming the fuck down?

Sorry user, I can’t provide a link to the source, it might be in the general. However someone gave a good run down on this yesterday and there was some detailed posts in some of the early /cvg’s/ abt it.

>gf's small town got infected
>her dad has health problems
bros...

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youtube.com/watch?v=IzXQ6Bu9JVI
youtube.com/watch?v=IzXQ6Bu9JVI
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Fuck, I'm dead

No that's just Gonorrhea

And we can fly to yours, What is your point?

Rolll

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I CANT STOP LAUGH
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>UK only 80 new cases
Yawn what a nothingburger

I don't think so, we are probably almost there already.

Sorry sorry my bad my bad

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Ikr (Angola é nossa)

Stupid nigger generalization. Boomers are falling I repeat boomers are failing. I can smell the black & milds and malt liquor on you oy vey

Their brother account mobile.twitter.com/PHE_uk/status/1235257953055277057 has posted that the virus can live on surfaces for hours. That is false, it will at least survive a few days.

Why dont you start with that? After all
>theyll have to arrest themselves then

Oh Christo signore spero di no

they have common toilets in hospitals, such isolation

never even heard of him, but he says in his video he only has normal flu... if he dies that's not a confirmed tested corona death, just another weak shitalian

> submitting to evil because MUH SHEKELS
fuck you, you deserve the coof

Roll

Europa is a lost cause. If you lot had any fucking clue you'd pressure germany into shutting down schools, universities, workplaces and public transportation.
Until then, we'll keep exporting our cases.

>mfw

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tell me genius, do plane crashes double every 5 days?

the absolute state of brainlets

khanacademy.org/science/biology/ecology/population-growth-and-regulation/a/exponential-logistic-growth

Testing fate, godspeed

Stop hoping and go get some matches.

>strain of deadly virus breeds rapidly in tissue fibers
viruses can't replicate on their own

heard the same thing from *sources*
> they are afraid of panic because they know people have no faith in polish gov (never had in the last 20 years)

ya seethe wh*Toid?

God Europe really needed this culling.

This is why America is fucked, the livestream’s are going to be comfy as fuck.

Lol no. Because in America we say “apartment” not “flat” like some has been world power, island nation inhabiting pleb.

we aren't white

ricky roll

US NUMBA 1 SUPA SPREADA!

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Yes, leaf, that was the joke.
The idea was that everybody says one line, rather than just skipping straight to the punchline.

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Stop dooming. Just keep your boomers chained to the floor and don't let them out of your sight.

How's life under quarantine?

Just say the virus will kill their iberian pig and the country will burn the government down if they failed to do their job.

I pick both you GIANT FAGGOT DIVIDE AND CONQUER SUBHUMAN PIECE OF SHIT

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Lul

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IT HAS SHIFTED
THE FRAME HAS SHIFTED
SHIT HITS THE FAN IN 4 TO 6 DAYS

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almost 0 as we still have most people going "it's just the flu"

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>Father going to states for a week to see family
>Tell him maybe he should reconsider
>Well they haven't told us to cancel any trips yet, so it's fine!

What's even there to lose

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Doing the Lord's work ruskybro

vine si pastele baga ne am pula n mortii lor de sclavi

severe lung damage, damage to the heart, damage to the kidney, possible damage to the brain and nervous system

which coronavirus?

Look up the videos of nurses/doctors in Wuhan.
Working 20+ hours a day, unable to take breaks because that'd require removing PPE, seeing people die on the floor in the halls...

Rollerino

This ain't the plague nigger calm down.

I expect more measures like that to get express approved to protect the heckin marketino

>You could mathematically plot and predict the numerical increases back when they were reporting numbers
>They decided on February 12th that everyone needed to go back to work
>Within two weeks the virus was completely "contained" and there were no more cases
>Bunch of PR comes out aimed at the West about how Apple stores and Starbucks are opening up so everything is fine
>Claim everything is mostly back up and running
>Emissions are still virtually non existent
>Traffic is basically non-existent
>City streets are mostly empty
>Somehow despite everything not a single party member was infected despite it being statistically impossible

If nothing else China is a perfect example of how effectively sheer denial and lies work on people who want to believe you.

Rollerone rollerino

Germany and France have been wilfully negligent in their handling of this.

so many politicians getting infected

Dow down 5k (16 & 2/3rds %) in a month
>nothing burger
No floor in sight.
>nothing burger

Roll

END OF THE WORLD-TIER NUMBERS

contain? no, but I expect us to delay the spread better than the pasta, the germs and the frogs are doing right now
the 60 y.o. retired policeman who infected 6+ people now has a criminal file on his name, which is FUCKING GOOD

Nah, that's just your stash kicking in.
Try eating 17 mars bars. That oughta do the trick.

I have gained 5+ lbs this week and feel tired but that is probably from the physiological response to this happening, body is on high alert

This is it, humanity will die

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8099243/MPs-demand-Boris-Johnson-tested-deadly-coronavirus.html

OH NO NO NO

> they have it under control

holy fuck, a polish nothingburger

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0 - was a fake nothing burger

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The absolute state of boomer’s.

5 billion over the next decade

roll

He is not wrong though.
Securitatea and SRI boomers sold tue country!

It's called allergies retard. Take an anti histamine and 10,000 mg of vitamin C with bioflavonoids throughout the day everyday you'll be fine.

Fuck bros I just want to last long enough to play the new Doom game

50k
Panic will fuck up the economy pretty hard tho

How’s life under quarantine??

Rollerino toblerino

Remember to visit your local mosques in Minecraft if you're infected anons.

We numba one soon faken watch us coof on everyone.

Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

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Better run to Mercator and get some supplies.

Fucking sue mother fucker. You cunts froth over that. Why give up? Double down if anything

everyone

based

wait till you actually die from the flu after exhausting fighting with corona for 3 weeks

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man the numbers are just exploding in sweden right now. our version of CDC still thinks you shouldn't stop going to work or pull kids from schools. i don't understand what they're thinking. are they still just trying to mitigate the panic? are they counting on more people losing their lives if everyone starts to panic? i just don't fucking get it

Just heard that my uni will be closed for one more month.
Thanks Corona-Chan

200k

>Coronavirus survivor reveals what it's like to have Covid-19
>youtube.com/watch?v=G9oqvJ3iXGI

Wow. I really didn't think USA was going to start china-level censorship. Interesting.

Do you have s fever or dry coofs? If yes then:
Good test is fill your lungs with air
Hold for 10 seconds
If you can’t and/or Coof then you’re fucked

UK - tests going down, positives going up

We are doomed...

Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome

>Family acquaintance in Trento has caught corona Chan
>They are a little friendly family with a little house and a little car
>Daughter is only 6
>They always send us gifts and invite us over
>If he needs ICU they won’t help him due to young adults taking priority

Okay lads we can stop the happening now
It’s gone too far

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Conjecture. The idea that it damages the testes is based on its attacking ACE2 receptors and the high amount of ACE2 receptors in the testes, but actual tests point out that mice whose ACE2 receptors are fried by other corona viruses are still fertile, and that no other corona virus is linked to infertility.

ROLLAN FOR FUNZ

the AIDS

Because governments the world over haven't been unfathomably incompetent at all!

does that work in youtube?

1-3 million worldwide

Where are the pics from italy? Are the hospitals completly fucked yet?

>all this time the real disease was tourism and global economy in general

Good thing it's a Nothingburger. But in all honesty a wake up call to better your life.

they said they wil give 4000 euro fines to people leaving quarantine

I'm comfy listening to Joe Rogan
youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

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50 million

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...

Roll

Read somewhere that he's a super spreader that was in contact with over 100 people.

He's fairly fucking old as well and he's not exactly the pinnacle of health. The only reason he's being stubborn with it is because he's travelling next week and he always seems to hate changing shit last minute.