Why toilet paper hoarding crashes the npcs?

Since you'll be starving, you wont even have a use of that tp. As I understand it, it's just a way to make a quick buck. Hoard paper and resell it for more before the panic passes. The more people buy up the tp, the more scarce it becomes and for higher you can resell it.

I'll just use the local newspaper if it runs out
All it's good for anyway

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i honestly think that people who don't understand probably don't own their own home and buy their own toilet paper. our house uses a case of toilet paper every week. the chinese have been subjugated by the virus for 3 months now, which means i need 12 cases of toilet paper. that's a whole pallet of it.

you have never paid real estate tax in your entire life if you do not understand toilet paper. once you own a building you always shit there, you wouldn't understand.

healthy people take a shit once per day
most people shower daily
conclusion: sync your shitting to be right before showering. No need for tp.

>Yas Forums: hates jews
>also Yas Forums: buys mountains of supplies at the local shekel depository

Alot of the TP useage could be curtailed if the stupid bitches quit wiping their cooters with a wad the size of a pillow every time they piss. Use a towel and wash it you stupid lazy cunts.
I've seen women that go through two to three rolls a day.

niggger has you ever used a bidet? toilet paper is like smearing shit over yourself.
anyone whos not a smooth brain got a bum gun and a little tp stock.

gun yourself clean, dry with 2 sheets, done. and cleaner than only tp using bogans

>newspaper is $400 a year in my region
>years worth of TP is over 650
yet i can't wipe an entire family's ass with 1 thin local newspaper per day, imagine that.

>implying you can't just wash your ass in the shower for as long as you can afford to flush your toilet
fucking retards

Food doesn't last 10 years. TP probably will.

Hey where are you pooping when the water os turned off? Toilet won't flush.

The real bogaloo happens when you can convince people to stock up on perishables, driving waste though the roof.

Wtf is a bidet

TP is what normies buy.

Real preppers already bought it a month ago and now concentrate on expensive items such as meats and cheeses and in what form and how to store all that.

confirmed lard ass, only people that weigh more than 200 pounds get shit on their ass cheeks at all.
>completely clean ass
>spray it with water and get shit water everywhere like an imbecile
I bet you've got extra wide shoes too.

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Install pay out-house on nearby man hole.

You're a filthy animal if you don't know whats bidet.

Probably you don't even wash your ass after taking a shit.

>. our house uses a case of toilet paper every week
not everybody has 3 extra miles of asscrack from their obesity, burgerbro.

That doesn't sound truthful to me

Chink detected

I'm shower enema master race. Obviously I'm gonna need TP when the running water goes out.

nope, bought a UV sanitation lamp for industrial food processing systems and installed it in the forced hot air duct output on my furnace along with a high grade hepa filter and custom frame. no my home is not a clean room, but it's much better than it was and it's a passive system. once i install an active one in the doorway mudroom my house and my 90 year old grandfather will be much better off.

Lol wtf are you serious. What are you feeding your family that you're using a case of toilet paper a week? Or do you just have four kids and three bathrooms or something? When I lived with my ex girlfriend we bought the 48 pack from Costco and it lasted us about 30 weeks. Now that I live alone I use even less, I bought the 48 pack in November and still have 39 rolls left. The only thing I really prepped for extra was cleaning stuff and water. I have an artesian well on my property but it does rely on a pump, and while I have a generator in the event that power goes, I'd want to use it sparingly.

ew washing your ass, thats gay!

>t. white american males

Yesterday when I went to buy toilet paper the brand I usually buy was sold out because of hoarders so I'm annoyed by toilet paper hoarders because they take what's mine.

>everyone else did it
That's what they want you to think, but nobody is "panic buying." That is just a kike phrase invented to drive consoooming. Come on, man. Panic BUYING? Fucking ridiculous.
Look into self quarantined NYC Jews for two weeks with national guard acting as room service.

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no, but many of americans have '7 children and 7 gun safes', check flag next time based nipon

>Even if you go bidet masterrace you still need something to pamper your hole dry with less you walk around with total swamp arse.
Swing your balls back in forth like a fan and air dry them m8 ez

Imagine not just going outside and using a leaf. Fucking prepers are retarded.

you dont have a shower do you

Black market for toilet paper before it even start. The so called mighty western world is a myth.

I have 7 kids plus my wife and my grandfather, im the walking republican memelord

most americans and canadians do not.
dirty fuckers.
t. have bidets in all my bathrooms.

Any prepper will tell you that basic hygiene goods are essential. TP, Paper plates, paper cups, paper towels, trash bags, socks, underwear, rubbing alcohol, bleach, anti-biotics. In a worst case scenario (power, gas water shut off situation) filth can cause infection incredibly quickly

Nice if true

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If you really think it uses the same water as in the bowl rather then tapping the pipe that goes into the bowl, then your retarded.

The water used at the kitchen sink comes from the same pipe that fills the cistern of your toilet.

Where they gonna put all that used, shit covered tp?

It’s a good example of just how retarded and dangerous herd mentality fear is, you have a potentially fatal disease...but at least you can wipe your ass...

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yea its ok when whites do it, got it

>people noticed other were buying it, and started buying it
That's the definition of an npc, retard. TP hoarders are the npc's not the ones calling them retards

Yes, glad you understand

>, but nobody is "panic buying."
I never said anyone was panic buying. In fact I provided an example (Hong Kong) of why stocking up on TP is a logical thing to do. The "everyone else did it" part was meant to explain the normies, who may not know the specifics of why stocking up on TP is important, but are doing so anyways.

Pretty sure not even a Canadian would want to lick by poopy bung hole.

That's good then, congratulations on your fertility and family values, and I hope you carry on. What age did you have your first kid? I'm getting weary that I'm getting old for it, but I need to find an appropriate mother before I start making children.

True.
Same thing about how every retard here is buying noodles in bulk.

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I pushed through the hoards and grabbed like 90 rolls. People kept asking why I needed so many and I should ration it, told them to fuck off because im not a communist faggot

The best part is I need toliet paper, paper towels, disinfectant spray, and stuff like that to actually do my job. So all of these retards hoarding shit for no reason are going to interfere with my work. Oh well, the bosses already know it isn't my fault and admittedly it is fun to see the grim realization start to dawn on people

I work as a cleaner for a private business with 200+ employees. It's a good job because mouthbreathing retards aren't allowed to work here.

bc they are envious they didn't have the foresight to buy it themselves.
you have the be aware that npcs are "system robots" and the "system" told them that everything was fine and there was no need to prepare. they are now realizing that the "system" they trust so much lied to them and they're angry/envious at people who weren't stupid to believe the "system's" lies.

Goddamn, you TP shills need a fucking raise. No other shilling has ever made such rational sense before.

why do you consider stocking up on noodles to be retarded?

Ah yes, the man who is worried about hygiene is unhygienic for some reason in your mind. Very funny. Me laugh so much.

> potentially fatal disease
> can make you be in quarantine inside your house for unknown period of time
yes, it's totally stupid to stockpile toilet paper.
I guess you clean your ass with your hands.

No it won’t lol.

The same people are stocking up on water, implying they expect water to be cut off. You going to waste the portable water on noodles and toilet flushes?

I don't get it, why not just use leaves?

potable*

At least you can eat noodles, tp is an unnecessary luxury in the end times.

T. Literal janitor

>my 90 year old grandfather will be much better off.

Tell that old leech to kick it and stop collecting social security.

pretty funny because its the other way around lol

fill up pot with lake water, place pot above fire, boil noodles, feed family. wow that was hard

Yeah? And what do you do, princess?

I bought a 4 pack like a sane individual.

You can't eat that shit so you will have to go outside to get food and bring the disease into your home on and in yourself.

Exactly. I'm telling you. Canned ham, anons. Canned meats are what you're gonna need, just watch it with the Tuna. Better to go with Sardines from proper fishing ground like Norway, Alaska or Gulf of Maine if you don't wanna die of mercury later.

A device for faggots into analingus.

Fucking barbarians.
God bless you burger.
It's been 4000 years since Roman empire was founded and animals still haven't learned proper hygiene.

>quarantine means the entire world grinds to a halt

Not too bright are you? Also “quarantine” is usually 2-3 weeks so how much tp do you really need?

>always buy TP in bulk regardless of happenings
>finally down to about 2 rolls just as the hoarding hit
shit timing desu

>thinks this will be over in 2-3 weeks

Wow 24 rolls. I bet you have a case of ravioli as well. You got what it takes to survive.

Did I say it’ll be over? Read much?

If I wanted to incite the appearance of panic buying to cause unease I'd also pick a commodity that is very easy to buy up all of a store's stock for a few grand. I'd then get my glownigger friends to do it, and my media friends to report it to fan the flames. Even if only a few thousand more people jump on TP brigade I've effectively harmed the mentality of the citizenry.

A beeday? That's for washing your back, sport!

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1 bag of 12 lasts 2 people months and I constantly shit loads. These people are buying 5-10 years worth.

They’ll regret it when mice/rats get into it, it makes nice nest bedding. (Now you have rodent diseases to worry about which will kill you faster than covefe 19)

We're talking self quarantine before you and your loved ones are even infected. Why would you go out before it's over?

>Not understanding the basic problems behind panic buying
INSTALL A BIDET
AMERICANS ARE RETARDED

The NPCs are the ones hoarding:
>hand sanitizer
>household/personal wipes
>surface cleaners
>toilet paper
>paper towels
>bottled water
And now arising, gallons of distilled water, which is gonna FUCK people like diabetics who rely on a steady supply of it.
>t. Retail manager